04-02-2009, 04:13 PM | #6251 |
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And what's even funnier is that was posted on December 30, 2005.
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So for those keeping track at home:
---1 of the 7 bullet points listed deals with updating the code type ---1 deals with incidentals like, "...several new features are being worked on. Not all of them may make the final cut based on scope and capacity, but some of these features include basic AI trading, built in Playbooks, improved Play Development System, and new Overtime Features. Online play is still something high on the list of wants but it's a massive task..." Hey, he's got a good track record with tacking on a bunch of stuff at the last minute and making them appear on the game feature list. ---And of course it wouldn't be Maximum Football without 5 of the 7 updates being updates to the eye candy so people can make pretty uniforms. After some further research (a bit bored today), the Maximum Football 3 thread on Matrix has some rather annoyed customers as you might imagine.. RE: Maximum Football 3.0? Quote:
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Good business call for Daivd. Why sell one game with three rule sets when you can sell three games each with their own rule set? For the same price no doubt. |
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04-02-2009, 05:28 PM | #6253 |
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How can I preorder this game?
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04-02-2009, 07:47 PM | #6254 |
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It was very canny of him to pick out the exact two things people were desperate to have answered by him. The forum probably went dead after that, with everybody's concerns handled so nicely.
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04-02-2009, 07:57 PM | #6255 |
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So it isn't Version 3.0 it's 3.0 Versions.
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04-02-2009, 09:28 PM | #6256 |
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Fuck me, I guess this means no Maximum Lacrosse.
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04-02-2009, 10:39 PM | #6257 |
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Why have just one piece of shit game when you can have three?
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04-02-2009, 10:59 PM | #6258 |
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this fucking thread is eternal, it's never going to die at this rate!
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04-02-2009, 11:02 PM | #6259 |
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How did I forget about Great Jason white?
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04-02-2009, 11:04 PM | #6260 | |
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04-03-2009, 07:43 AM | #6261 |
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04-03-2009, 08:23 AM | #6262 |
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So the game "series" developed specifically for customizable rule sets will possibly be sold in different versions with specific rule sets?
Wow. This train just doesn't want to stop crashing. |
04-03-2009, 08:35 AM | #6263 | |
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Was that written by a retarded chimp or a 4 year old? I can't tell. |
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04-03-2009, 08:57 AM | #6264 |
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04-03-2009, 09:02 AM | #6265 |
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Hell yeah, another round, bartender.. I'm getting hammered off this thread.
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Uh....nice....I think. Quote:
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04-03-2009, 01:52 PM | #6267 |
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Oh....so this is where Pumpy got his idea for his previous FOF team.
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04-16-2009, 01:49 AM | #6268 |
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If someone could find the Jason "GREAT WHITE" response to Isiah Thomas getting hired as the coach at FIU, that would be great. I know there has to be a rant somewhere out there on the internets.
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04-16-2009, 11:38 AM | #6269 | |
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I think you accidently posted in the best thread ever.
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04-16-2009, 12:12 PM | #6270 |
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Wait...is this an in-game shot, or a graphic simulation of a summer practice fight where a helpless offensive player got double-teamed and pummeled by a couple of defenders, while most of the rest of the team stood around and watched (except for the two guys in the upper left-hand corner who were busy getting a quick blowjob in before the rest of the team turned back around)? Seriously, I'd really like to know. Because simulated practice fights AND sex in one "money shot," if you will...fuck, I don't even NEED a beer tent now!
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04-16-2009, 12:21 PM | #6271 |
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04-16-2009, 02:58 PM | #6272 | |
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I'll forgive you for this, but you failed to mention the guy wretching in the top right-hand corner.
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04-16-2009, 03:07 PM | #6273 | |
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I was going to mention him, but I couldn't tell whether he was jacking off, farting, or wretching.
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04-16-2009, 03:10 PM | #6274 |
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The good news is, for those of you who are not interested in homosexual content, Daivd will be selling a separate heterosexual version of the game.
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04-16-2009, 03:19 PM | #6275 |
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04-16-2009, 03:22 PM | #6276 | |
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04-16-2009, 03:32 PM | #6277 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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That's to be decided for version 3.0. More than likely, he will separate those into separate games, each costing $54.99. So yes, bi-sexual Max-FB uses are going to get hosed!
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04-16-2009, 09:36 PM | #6278 | |
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Yea, there is an option for NFL or CFL rules. Sorry, couldn't resist.
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04-16-2009, 09:48 PM | #6279 | |
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Quality zinger. |
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04-16-2009, 09:49 PM | #6280 |
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Oh, yeah. In before the lock, too.
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04-16-2009, 10:13 PM | #6281 |
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Just when you think this thread's done, more Maximum Hilarity ensues.
Beautiful job by Ksyrup.
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04-16-2009, 11:06 PM | #6283 |
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Taking into account that this is supposed to be a screenshot of a play, what the hell are the two blockers doing ten yards downfield from the play, after the play is over, seemingly still running hard looking for someone to block?
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This thread ensures Maximum Football virtual immortality.
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11-20-2009, 09:56 PM | #6287 |
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11-20-2009, 10:35 PM | #6290 |
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Maximum Fooootbaaaaalll.
BRAAAAIIINNS..... |
11-20-2009, 10:37 PM | #6291 | |
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11-20-2009, 10:40 PM | #6292 |
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11-20-2009, 11:23 PM | #6293 | |
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Ok so no reason to jump the gun on this. Let's all check back in three years for an update. |
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11-21-2009, 09:18 AM | #6294 |
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How many units of 2.0 do you think he sold. Are there 50 people who bought this thing?
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11-21-2009, 07:27 PM | #6296 |
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Bored to death at work... Re-reading through this thread helps to pass the time.
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I have actually see this. We have a lot of legacy applications that still use BDE. Access changes some of the default windows settings (in the ODBC) when it installs. Nasty problem it took me a long time to track down.
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11-21-2009, 09:35 PM | #6298 |
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11-21-2009, 09:46 PM | #6299 |
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I think I just figured out how the world will end. A version of Maximum Football that is actually playable and good will be released on 12/21/2012.
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I can agree with this:
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