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Oklahoma City mother accused of slapping, punching two teachers | NewsOK.com
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Red Lobster for romance? Isn't that cruel and unusual punishment?
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02-08-2012, 12:13 PM | #605 |
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They're doing it wrong
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02-08-2012, 05:13 PM | #606 |
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02-08-2012, 07:56 PM | #607 |
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02-09-2012, 04:33 PM | #608 |
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02-10-2012, 12:14 PM | #611 | |
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What?? Is there only like 30 people on that island or something?
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02-10-2012, 12:30 PM | #612 |
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02-10-2012, 12:33 PM | #613 | |
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I blame the Vikings for this.
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02-10-2012, 12:37 PM | #614 |
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What does Adrian Peterson have to do with it? SI
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02-10-2012, 12:46 PM | #615 |
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He keeps getting hurt.
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02-13-2012, 11:38 AM | #616 |
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I guess this could go in a few different threads...
Gary Parrish Former Memphis Tiger Roburt Sallie has apparently been cut from a team in Spain for taking penis enlargement pills.
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Or they do, thus the need for an incest database.
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02-13-2012, 06:04 PM | #618 |
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Maybe not so strange, but, one quote from the person doing the suing, which is funny and then one bit of trivia about the person that is doing the suing that sets off my ironometer.
NC high court to hear case of $14K hospital bill - Yahoo! Finance The quote: "The reasonable man could find these charges unreasonable." The bit of irony: A lawyer for more than 30 years, Talford is representing himself. His license to practice law was suspended in 2009 after the North Carolina State Bar determined he charged an excessive fee...
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02-13-2012, 07:12 PM | #619 |
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This guy has been digging out his basement since 1997, using nothing but scale model RC equipment. Everything from the digging to the removal of dirt is all done with model excavators and dump trucks.
http://jalopnik.com/5884800/since-19...tion-equipment
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02-13-2012, 08:08 PM | #620 |
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That is hi-larious.
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02-15-2012, 07:40 PM | #621 |
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I don't know if it's really "strange" given the name of the restaurant...but still kinda "funny" (not the ha-ha kind).
Original story is at Fox 5 Vegas. Consumerist and HuffPo Food picked it up, each with different "other" details. /tk
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I think the law of averages would make this just a matter of time for someone to have a heart attack in a place called Heart Attack Cafe.
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02-17-2012, 12:47 PM | #623 |
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02-17-2012, 05:03 PM | #624 |
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Welp, looks like Ahjmenjadefasfsdfsd (however it's spelled) is just distracting us with all this nuclear talks stuff.
We're fucked.... Iran's female ninjas Photos | Iran's female ninjas Pictures - Yahoo! News
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02-17-2012, 05:06 PM | #625 |
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Ahhhh....ain't family great?
Man tries to evict 98-year-old mom from Conn. home - Yahoo! News Another son, Jack Kantorowski, tells WTNH-TV that his brother is a "scumbag."
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That's hilarious, I graduated from Bismarck Century, and it's rarely in the news for anything.
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02-22-2012, 11:18 AM | #628 |
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Man Pepper Sprayed At Disney World [Video, NSFW]
First of all... Disney World is in Florida. Disneyland is in California. Get it right! Second... "Our security cast member..." REALLY? Holy cripes, that's got to be at least 5 rungs below mall cop on the law enforcement coolness scale. "Hey, you kids, stop that right now or I'll call a Disney security cast member!"
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I'd pay good money for a Dsiney Experience where Donald Duck beat the crap out of unruly people with Lumiere - complete with Lumiere screaming obscenities in a French accent, of course.
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In other news:
Wheelchair Man Charged In Convenience Store Robbery « CBS Miami A Chiefland man’s cunning plan to hold up a convenience store with a knife all went south, according to police, when his wheelchair got stuck in the sand behind the store when he tried to make his get away.
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Best I can tell some of those dudes are pretty hardcore. Not the retired guys in the soothing blue uniforms, they're mostly for show. I'm talking about the ones that show up for more serious shit, talking into their lapels with the little secret service earpieces. Those guys are kinda scary frankly.
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02-23-2012, 11:19 AM | #636 |
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If people are going to restrict my ability to read emails while driving, they damn sure better do something about skiing with coffee.
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From what I've read they didn't replace the meal, but gave the child nuggets in addition to the meal. It's still silly, but it isn't as bad as this article makes it out to be.
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I think the school was right in objecting to the lunch. Who the hell knows what goes into "homemade turkey"?
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02-24-2012, 10:26 AM | #641 |
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I think it is bull shit. Nothing was wrong with her lunch.
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Just wait until the first crazy sport parent sends their kid to Mexico to get this done because little MJ didn't make varsity basketball. Then the interwebs will blow up
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Exactly! However, from the headline of the story, I thought something else: Wow, the chicks must really like him now. Then I read the story and the 6 extra inches isn't where I thought it was.
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I'm more afraid of dying a stupid death than of just dying.
NC man dies after drinking gasoline and then smoking | smoking, dies, drinking - The Star Online : The Newspaper of Cleveland County
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Auto correct error causes Georgia high school lockdown *| ajc.com
GAINESVILLE, Ga. — Authorities say West Hall High School went on lockdown thanks to an auto correct error in a text message that was accidentally sent to the wrong number by a student. The Gainesville Times reports that a student at Lanier Technical College unintentionally sent the text message that meant to say "gunna be at west hall today" but auto correct changed the first word to "gunman." When someone in the West Hall community received the text message on Wednesday, they alerted law enforcement. A lockdown was placed at West Hall high school and middle schools and was lifted after authorities traced the message to the student and realized the text was not a threat. Hall County Sheriff's office spokesman Sgt. Stephen Wilbanks says the student had no intentions of harm. .... although before we say much about the overzealous nature of security, probably have to consider both the timing (day after the Ohio incident) AND this story from my HS alma mater that happened yesterday as well Pickens High student accused of having pipe bomb *| ajc.com A Pickens High School student is in custody over an apparent pipe bomb, the Pickens County Sheriff's Office said. Charges are pending after authorities said they responded to a suspicious device, which appeared to be a pipe bomb, Wednesday around 4:30 p.m. at the student's residence. Investigators believe the student had the device, which was deemed an explosive, on school property earlier in the day. Law enforcement officials, working with the Pickens County Board of Education, searched the school and pronounced it safe for everyone to return Thursday. Extra deputies will be on hand, the sheriff’s office said. The investigation is continuing.
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Flight attendant, his swinger wife and her lover 'used Craigslist to find a dog for sex'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...st_read_module
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That story is complete with a mugshot of the dog, btw. That is fuckin' hilarious.
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