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07-28-2021, 06:58 PM
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Almost time to get this party started.
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07-29-2021, 10:05 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Land O Lakes FL
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So the USMNT 'B' team made the Gold Cup finals, huh.
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07-30-2021, 10:37 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: The State of Insanity
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Typed up after hearing the Mexican game against Canada had been stopped for yet ANOTHER "Mexican fans can't apparently stop doing anti-LGBT chants while opposing GK take goal kicks"
FIFA: Mexican Soccer, I'm pretty sure you know why we called you into the office.. Mexico: No, not really. FIFA: You've been naughty. Again. Mexico: Yeah, but did you see how many youtube videos that cup bouncing off the player's head got? Besides, we (accidentally) hit one of our own players as well, so it evened out right? FIFA: No, that's.. well.. that's NOT the specific reason we called you in today. But don't do THAT again, either. Mexico: So, what's the problem? FIFA: That chant. Mexico: Oh.... FIFA: Yes, we asked you to stop it. We told you to stop it.. Mexico: And.. FIFA: You didn't stop it. Mexico: I don't see a problem here. FIFA: We do. Mexico: Oh. FIFA: Since you can't or won't stop your fans from that chant.. Mexico: A bit from column A, a bit from column B, really. FIFA: We're going to have to force you to play a couple World Cup Qualifiers behind closed doors. Mexico: Ow. FIFA: Anyway, we hope that we won't have to call you in.. Mexico: Wait, that means men's and women's qualifiers, right? FIFA: Well, we didn't specify, but.. um.. I guess. Mexico: Well, that sucks, but not as bad then. FIFA: So, now that this matter's closed.. what's that noise.. Mexico: It's our fans doing THAT chant again. FIFA: (takes off their glasses, pinches their nose, and rubs their forehead) Mexico: I don't see a problem here.
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08-01-2021, 11:29 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL
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08-02-2021, 04:46 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: The State of Insanity
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So, in two CONCACAF finals vs mexico this year, USA Dos a Cero.
Raise your hand if you saw that coming. All of you with your hands raised? Yer liars  But you know what is the hardest job in the world? That of North American soccer writers.. I mean, they had all their "US Soccer struggling entering World Cup Qualifying OH NOES!" stories written and ready to hit submit, now they have to go back and cross out US and put in Mexico
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08-02-2021, 09:20 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Decatur, GA
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A lot of people owe Berhalter an apology. Amusingly he's about to send Tata Martino packing, who a ton of folks were mad didn't get the US job.
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08-05-2021, 01:52 PM
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