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[Karlifornia]

Last night we went to an exotic dance place. It's where the girls dance around in thong bikini's so you can drink. Got pretty drunk. My kidneys hurt.

[Desnudo]

My worst strip club experience was in SF. We went to an all-nude club and they gave you a plastic coke cup at the door. There was a soda fountain against a wall near the stage. Free refills of all the Fanta you could handle.

No drinking in a strip club pretty much ruins the atmosphere. No drinking makes you realize just how fugly most strippers are.

[ice4277]

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Last night we went to an exotic dance place. It's where the girls dance around in thong bikini's so you can drink. Got pretty drunk. My kidneys hurt.

That is one of the (few) benefits of living next to the Canadian border. All-nude, all-alcohol strip clubs! Although, I haven't gone in years.

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by amdaily

I got good and drunk after an uncle's birthday and had my mind set on asking that waitress out, but it was not to be for a variety of reasons which I will not explain.

Tomorrow will be the day though, no more excuses or pussying out.

Well, I managed to fuck it up again

Ended up having alot of fun working the door with her for almost 4 hours (I got to sell beers!). But by now I think I've backed myself into that fun, yet completely pathetic loser corner

[Desnudo]

Your stories have it all. Agony, joy, anticipation, disapointment. I feel like I'm on a roller coaster.

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Your stories have it all. Agony, joy, anticipation, disapointment. I feel like I'm on a roller coaster.

Indeed they do. Here is another:

The company big mouth called me mid way through a family BBQ. I was pretty drunk, so when she mentioned the ex, I told her what a fucking bitch motherfucker of a cocaine whore she is! The big mouth literally had NO idea. By now, everyone probably knows and I couldn't be happier. I hope that women rots in hell.

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by amdaily

Indeed they do. Here is another:

The company big mouth called me mid way through a family BBQ. I was pretty drunk, so when she mentioned the ex, I told her what a fucking bitch motherfucker of a cocaine whore she is! The big mouth literally had NO idea. By now, everyone probably knows and I couldn't be happier. I hope that women rots in hell.

i want to ejaculate in her eyes. i've never met this person but if amdaily says she should rot then i want her to suffer the indignety of having her eyes sting as a result of my semen being shot, nay, THRUST, into them. there, it's been said.

[Coop]

man i wouldnt mind takinga huge acrap on that thing it would be fuckign awesome. aha awooooh now that is a fun time in bablyon, CARNIVLE THAT IS A good ashow that im currently watcing. but i cant believe those fucsk on hogbo bo canceled it. HOW COULD THERY!?! are they like fucking turning into fucking mother fuck fox fuck shit mother fucker yo know i just like it when fox fucsk shit sinequsl cm20 the aoH T E end1 WOOOOOOH gotta love it gott live.






what

[Karlifornia]

man i wouldnt mind takinga huge acrap on that thing it would be fuckign awesome. aha awooooh now that is a fun time in bablyon, CARNIVLE THAT IS A good ashow that im currently watcing. but i cant believe those fucsk on hogbo bo canceled it. HOW COULD THERY!?! are they like fucking turning into fucking mother fuck fox fuck shit mother fucker yo know i just like it when fox fucsk shit sinequsl cm20 the aoH T E end1 WOOOOOOH gotta love it gott live.






what

This is my favorite FOFC post ever.

[amdaily]

very drink, probbly more drunkt han i will be tomorrow. definelty more than i weil be tomorrow! as tomrrow is the night the waitress works. i have to ask her out for a chabge

tinight i was just at home with sis and bf. i spent a good 25 minutes lying underneath a treee outside after they went in.. luckily they came back to retireeve me at 1:30AM as i was close to fallen alseep. but the treee was betultful, the illumination from both us and th neghbors porcha lamps mdde eveyrthing looks good, although no stars tonightnigh because fof the fucking cloud cover.

[amdaily]

ah fucking fuckr! I jus rank a bit of water from my bottle in ann effort to sber up, but it is filled with grass!! gras rfor god askaew!

[amdaily]

know i her raning sollowing outside, i regret ot spenidnting the nigh under that tree as origonally planned. i miss the outdors

edit - atugh this mosquite bit eon the back of my bac is fucking killing me!!!!

[Groundhog]

Originally Posted by amdaily

...the treee was betultful, the illumination from both us and th neghbors porcha lamps mdde eveyrthing looks good, although no stars tonightnigh because fof the fucking cloud cover.

This is the most poetic thing I've ever read from someone who is too tanked to type at an accuracy rate of under 25%. Wow.

[Karlifornia]

I'm drunk now. And I realized tonight that I was completely alone in a room full of friends.

I'm thinking of quitting drinking again. I know I've said that a couple of times. But sometimes I kneel at the toilet in mornings clean light. Sometimes I pray I don't die. I'm a goddamn hypocrite.

[DaddyTorgo]

then again, if i am drunk-posting am i actually drinking alone?

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

then again, if i am drunk-posting am i actually drinking alone?

Nope, except for a few party spoiling prohibitionsts-types on the 12th page, we are a welcoming bunch!

[DaddyTorgo]

woot. beer #2 down. wish i had some hard liqour though. although hopefully this is just a one-night thing

[Greyroofoo]

I'll be joining this thread shortly

[amdaily]

anyone else have an annoying habit of singing while drunk>

apparently i put on a pretty good rendition of martina mcbrides 'happy girl' the other night

[DaddyTorgo]

beer #3. wish i had something other than beer

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

beer #3. wish i had something other than beer

if you find something better, don't switch back to beer after. i did that last night as was a millisecond away from puking. liquer -> beer

as for me, i just finished a very strong vodka mix

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by amdaily

if you find something better, don't switch back to beer after. i did that last night as was a millisecond away from puking. liquer -> beer

as for me, i just finished a very strong vodka mix

wish i had my grey goose. actually, puking might feel good in a masochistic way right now

[CraigSca]

I drink beer because it helps me forget.

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by CraigSca

I drink beer because it helps me forget.

grey goose used to help me forget. bottle a day...kept the pain away

[CraigSca]

That's some expensive pain.

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by CraigSca

That's some expensive pain.

well fortunately i live in mom+dad's basement, work full-time and have no friends or other social obligations, so it was an expense i could spare.

[DaddyTorgo]

beer 4 down...5 coming up

[CraigSca]

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

well fortunately i live in mom+dad's basement, work full-time and have no friends or other social obligations, so it was an expense i could spare.

Ugh. No comment.

[Eaglesfan27]

I'm drinking to celebrate tonight, and am at least slightly drunk at this point. I'm also drinking Grey Goose

[amdaily]

fucking weak son of a bitches.

a drunk a shitload while out, even bought a pack of cigertttes/

mt fathrr found m sitting in the drivewayat 12:30 singin to a gary alllan song. no i did not ask the waitress, sout i suspest she iis fuckign the bartender at the next bar over

[Greyroofoo]

just drinkin at the dorms tonight, I began running the tables at pool, but as I kept on drinking i kept on losing. But no problem, I'll just watch a movie on a 100 inch screen (provided by my projector)

[terpkristin]

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

I'm drinking to celebrate tonight, and am at least slightly drunk at this point. I'm also drinking Grey Goose

Wow, the doc's got expensive tastes.

/tk

[Neon_Chaos]

uh do i have to post here if i am drunk? because i am.

fuck yeah. birthdays rock my socks.

[ice4277]

Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

just drinkin at the dorms tonight, I began running the tables at pool, but as I kept on drinking i kept on losing. But no problem, I'll just watch a movie on a 100 inch screen (provided by my projector)

Where do you go to school at?

[Greyroofoo]

i'm in the air force actually, I briefly went to a community college in Michigan though

[terpkristin]

Down: 2 Old Dominion Millennium's, 1 Delerium Tremens, part of 1 Delerium Nocturnum.

uite druink. We shell see what the rest of the night holds. ")

/tk

[ice4277]

Originally Posted by terpkristin

Down: 2 Old Dominion Millennium's, 1 Delerium Tremens, part of 1 Delerium Nocturnum.

uite druink. We shell see what the rest of the night holds. ")

/tk

Good stuff, but it is a bit early. I can't wait to see what this thread looks like at midnight

[ice4277]

Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

i'm in the air force actually, I briefly went to a community college in Michigan though

Gotcha. I read dorms and immediately thought college. What part of the state are you in? I've got a pretty good chance at landing a job down there.

[terpkristin]

i can't feel my lips






anf i totally screrwed thwe pooch on the andover baptisty thing.

and i'm trying to IM with my mom and not let on

/tk

[st.cronin]

lmao

[terpkristin]

Hmm, I don't think she realized it:
[20:25] tk's mom: catherine and mike never called dad yesterday:'(
[20:25] TerpTex:
[20:27] tk's mom: well, I now have a very well fitted blouse pattern and most of a suit jacket pattern
[20:27] tk's mom: this has been fun to do. tomorrow is the last day
[20:27] TerpTex: cool
[20:28] tk's mom: but it is exhausint
[20:28] tk's mom: see, can't even spell after it! exhausting
[20:28] TerpTex: lol
[20:29] TerpTex: catherine blames me
[20:29] TerpTex: for not reminding he about dad's bdaty
[20:29] tk's mom: for whatt?
[20:29] tk's mom: it's not your responsibility
[20:30] TerpTex: i usually remind both cath and mike about events
[20:30] tk's mom: she is out having way too much fun for a student! and she shoudl write these things down if she doesn
[20:30] tk's mom: t remember them
[20:30] TerpTex: maybe
[20:30] TerpTex: i could give her a palm pilot if i thought she'd use it
[20:31] TerpTex: i have an old one lying ariund i dont use
[20:31] tk's mom: I can't imagine whe would, but you never know
[20:32] TerpTex: yeah
[20:32] TerpTex: anyway
[20:32] TerpTex: i DID forget to remind them
[20:33] TerpTex: big sistyer responsibility
[20:33] tk's mom: guilt is an ugly and unneccessary thing
[20:33] tk's mom: did you see the news this a.m. about the dna dabatabank holding over 3 million slamples?
[20:34] TerpTex: yeah
[20:34] TerpTex: that's quite a bit frightening
[20:34] tk's mom: people want this held for three years to catch criminals, but they don't want the FBI to have files on anyone who buys a damn gun for more than 24 hours
[20:34] tk's mom: which do you think would be more useful?
[20:34] TerpTex: i know
[20:35] tk's mom: I thought so too
[20:35] TerpTex: it's a sad statement
[20:36] tk's mom: and now bush is gay-bashing again. guess he has to fucus on s0mething, as he can't solve any of the real problems
[20:36] TerpTex: exactly
[20:36] TerpTex: he's now pickingf a battle he hopes he can wi, to take the heat off his other .....failings
[20:37] tk's mom: exactly
[20:38] TerpTex: gosh that was terrible typing
[20:38] tk's mom: must be something in the genes
[20:39] tk's mom: well, I have homework to complete for tomorrow. ttyl
[20:39] TerpTex: later mom


my mom was havint uping issues too.
maybe she was drunkg?
no , i doubt it.
/tk

[ice4277]

Originally Posted by terpkristin

my mom was havint uping issues too.
maybe she was drunkg?
no , i doubt it.
/tk

Alcoholism does run in the family sometimes.

[terpkristin]

Originally Posted by ice4277

Alcoholism does run in the family sometimes.

do you think i'm an alcoholic?



that madkes me sad.
my aunt was an alcoholic.
she killed herself. not sure if she exactly knew she was doing it, but i remember going to the hospital one christmas eve and she was yellow. that was the year before she died. my grandparents went to her house and found her dead on the couch. autopsy said she died of lethal combination of hydrocodone and alchol. she was very depressed. i honeastly think in part it was due to trying to live up to my mom (her older sister).my mom is kind of the golden child....she had one sister who died at birth, and then my aunt, who passed in 2001. my mom was much more successful than her siste.r...got a phd, good job, good husband, good kids. my aunt i think constantly felt like she was in her shadow.

but i don't think i'm an alky. if somebody does think that, i'd hope they'd tell me.

/tk

[ice4277]

Originally Posted by terpkristin

do you think i'm an alcoholic?

....

/tk

I, uh.......I was just joking. Should have put a smiley in. I don't think you're an alcoholic. Sorry

[terpkristin]

Originally Posted by ice4277

I, uh.......I was just joking. Should have put a smiley in. I don't think you're an alcoholic. Sorry

'sok...hard to tell on the internet sometimes.
But as I said, if somebody thought I was an alcoholic, I'd want to know.

/tk

[st.cronin]

wanna cyber?

[amdaily]

speaking of which why hasn't skydog changed tat thingy undr my namr to 'designated alchie"

[ice4277]

Originally Posted by amdaily

speaking of which why hasn't skydog changed tat thingy undr my namr to 'designated alchie"

Its common knowledge now

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by ice4277

Its common knowledge now

on occasiona, i will post in other threads and if i say somethin stuipd, they may not know why. if said changed occured, it would be obviosus, right?


now you see, i jsut made a very stipud comment on the electoal colege thread and everyone proiblemy thingks i'm retared rather than drun k

[ice4277]

Originally Posted by amdaily

but still, i would like some official acknowledgement and such. on occasiona, i will post in other threads and if i say somethin stuipd, they may not know why. if said changed occured, it would be obviosus, right?

::edit to add an LOL at the end of that sentence because i hink i'm really funnt

True dat.

I was drunk, but seeing as how I lost the 2016 Premiership title on FM on the last day of the season, I've sobered up real quick.