12-27-2011, 02:30 PM | #6501 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Cinnamon cool whip is not nearly as good as it should be.
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12-27-2011, 02:58 PM | #6502 | |
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12-27-2011, 04:28 PM | #6503 |
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A girl at work told me that my hair is looking hot today, and she warned me that the chef in the cafeteria is going to try to hit on me tomorrow. Unfortunately, I had to reply to that comment with the news that the chef actually tried to hit on me today. The chef scares me. I think she wants to do things to me that involve a waffle iron, and I just don't swing that way in the winter.
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12-27-2011, 04:34 PM | #6504 |
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Also, I have been playing FIFA Soccer 12 on the Xbox 360 with a friend of mine. He started a team called "TOnice F.C." He is a midfielder, and I am a fullback that is trying to play striker at his request. He's really a sick young man.
In any case, I get a chuckle out of the team name. I once found a video online where a guy pointed a camera at his girlfriend's naked ass while she shook her hips and farted repeatedly. It was one of the funniest videos I ever watched. Someone replied to the video with a comment that said "Dat ass TO NICE and HOT to be farting like dat". Now part of my little internet world revolves around the phrase "TO NICE". Dat ass TO NICE.
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12-27-2011, 07:16 PM | #6505 |
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While my car was in the shop today, someone took my GPS navigation disc from the trunk. I took all my valuables out of the car, but didn't figure anyone would steal that. It looks like they sell for about $75 on ebay.
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12-27-2011, 07:23 PM | #6506 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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My FIL just looked up from his iPad and proudly exclaimed "I'm watching Jay Leno!"
Kill me now.
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12-28-2011, 11:17 AM | #6507 |
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So the cute girl at Enterprise where I get my rental yesterday, said I was funny, asked me if I am dating/single, and ended our conversation recommending I check out eHarmony. I saw no ring.
I am thinking when I drop the car off, I'll ask her out. (And, no, this shit don't happen to me often... ...and the girl I am seeing is an "open relationship" type, which is still weird to me, but whatever, she's hot...) Does all this make me evil?
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12-28-2011, 11:24 AM | #6508 |
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No ring have fun.
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12-28-2011, 11:27 AM | #6509 |
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The recommendation to check out eHarmony is strange though.
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12-28-2011, 11:32 AM | #6510 |
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Yeah, thank you. That convo was what stopped me from asking her out right then. Heh...
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12-28-2011, 11:36 AM | #6511 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Tell her she needs to check our your 1 member of compatibility.
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12-30-2011, 09:33 AM | #6512 |
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I'm sick of being charged "convenience fees" Your convenience fees are not convenient.
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12-30-2011, 10:45 AM | #6513 | |
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Y'know, I read this one in the same sitting as the car rental checkout girl hitting on CR stuff. I LOL'ed ... until I realized you said it and not CR.
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12-30-2011, 11:53 AM | #6514 |
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12-30-2011, 12:10 PM | #6515 |
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WTF, really? |
12-30-2011, 12:12 PM | #6516 |
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12-30-2011, 12:35 PM | #6517 |
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I was an hour late for work this morning due to oversleeping. I was up late last night watching an episode of Rachael Ray's talk show. She had Hugh Jackman on, and he was trying to demonstrate how to punch someone near the kidneys. She kept turning away from his fake kidney punches, though, and he ended up hitting her elsewhere. She said, "That's more like my ass!" They bleeped out the word "ass" and I thought the whole sequence was just so disturbingly sexy that I watched it about 137 times. If any elements of that had been removed - Hugh Jackman, the punching, the bleeping of Rachael's use of "ass" - it wouldn't be sexy at all and I would've gotten to work on time.
Fuck Rachael Ray. Fuck her right in her bleep.
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12-30-2011, 12:41 PM | #6518 |
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Also, I'm kinda sorry I'm at work because my area of the building smells really funky today. This is almost intolerable, and I'm actually considering just making this a 4-hour workday and getting the hell out of here soon. Urgh.
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12-30-2011, 01:15 PM | #6519 |
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I just realized this thread is basically Twitter.
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12-30-2011, 01:16 PM | #6520 |
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yeah well blame the clownface who started this thread
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12-30-2011, 01:25 PM | #6521 |
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It is been two weeks since the house I am trying to buy got appraised and I still have not heard anything from the appraiser. It is quite frustrating because I was hoping to already be closed and moving in this weekend.
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12-30-2011, 01:31 PM | #6522 |
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12-30-2011, 02:15 PM | #6523 |
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Seems apropos now, given you wrote this in the OP a year and a half ago.
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12-30-2011, 02:16 PM | #6524 | |
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I'm not sure that anyone has gone from hot to not hot in my book faster than Rachael Ray did
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12-30-2011, 02:25 PM | #6525 |
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Agreed. She used to be hotter than John Amos, and now she's not hotter than John Amos. Throw in Hugh Jackman, the punching, and the "ass" bleep, though, and it was just a perfect storm of sexiness that kept me up all night.
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12-30-2011, 02:33 PM | #6526 |
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idiot. you can't even spell Stamos right
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12-30-2011, 02:39 PM | #6527 |
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shit !
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12-30-2011, 03:32 PM | #6528 |
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Come to me Katy Perry, Come to me my pet.
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12-30-2011, 03:48 PM | #6529 |
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In my FB feed, from my local comic shop:
"A man who works for George Lucas "Industrial Light and Magic" just left the shop." First thought was to wonder if JediKooter was in town.
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12-30-2011, 03:56 PM | #6530 | |
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If you were a trained Jedi, you would no doubt have already detected his presence.
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12-30-2011, 04:06 PM | #6531 |
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You'll have to wait until I'm finished with her, you ass.
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12-30-2011, 04:12 PM | #6532 |
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Can I get a mod in here?
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12-30-2011, 04:15 PM | #6533 |
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I'M HERE!!!! COME ON!!!!!! BAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON!!!!!!!!
(spoiler alert i am saying all the mods look like the predator)
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12-30-2011, 04:17 PM | #6534 |
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And bring some nuggets with you.
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12-30-2011, 04:32 PM | #6535 |
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I wish I could be pretty.
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12-30-2011, 04:50 PM | #6536 |
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I feel like shit.....
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12-30-2011, 04:51 PM | #6537 |
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Tomorrow night when I'm in Atlantic City, my goal will be "slightly below average". That's how low my standards have gotten. We'll see how far below average I'm willing to go as the night grows older and the alcohol level increases.
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12-30-2011, 06:10 PM | #6538 |
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Crisis averted! |
12-30-2011, 07:26 PM | #6539 | |
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Good news! As the alcohol level increases, your ability to judge the "average point" drops to virtually nil. As such, you will be thoroughly convinced you have nabbed an awesome one. If you retain enough wits about you, you might even talk yourself into leaving before you find out just how wrong you are.
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12-30-2011, 07:27 PM | #6540 | |
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12-30-2011, 08:36 PM | #6541 |
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why people why
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12-30-2011, 08:39 PM | #6542 |
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I assume you'll be watching CNN's coverage of New Year's Eve with Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin.
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12-30-2011, 09:02 PM | #6543 |
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Lesson learned tonight...
When your kids really want you to play Kinect Sports, pick bowling. A 6-foot man shouldn't pick volleyball when in a room with 8 foot ceilings.
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12-31-2011, 12:04 PM | #6544 |
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I'm the youngest person in my cardiac rehab class.
I have no idea how to process that.
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01-01-2012, 02:20 AM | #6545 | |
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Pumpy, no offense, but in all seriousness, I watched a few minutes of Cooper and Griffin and it was just uncomfortable and painful to watch. SI
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01-01-2012, 02:39 AM | #6546 | |
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because you couldn't tell which was the dude, amiright?
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01-01-2012, 11:00 AM | #6547 |
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I thought it was because of Pumpy masturbating furiously in the background.
Anyway, really Big Ten? Local time for each bowl game? I was bitching to myself for a while about how the Rose, Citrus, and Outback Bowls were all basically at the same time until I noticed the time zones. 2011-12 Bowl Partners - BIG TEN CONFERENCE Official Athletic Site |
01-01-2012, 08:46 PM | #6548 |
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I am NOT the person to come to for sympathy for how much you hurt.
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01-01-2012, 10:04 PM | #6549 |
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Just found out I have off from work tomorrow. Nice, 2012 is starting off decently.
I've been watching The Wire again and just finished season 4 today. Maybe I'll have a Season 5 watching marathon tomorrow. |
01-01-2012, 10:15 PM | #6550 |
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Most of the songs from Pete's Dragon were really catchy.
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