01-01-2012, 09:40 PM | #6551 |
Head Coach
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I thought the same watching Nancy Drew with the kids last night. Had no idea anyone had covered Robert Palmer's Looking For Clues.
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01-02-2012, 07:57 AM | #6552 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo
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Can someone on the FOX network shoot Howie Mandel and put him out of his/my/our misery?
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Nobody cares about Kyle Orton because he's black. -PT |
01-02-2012, 05:29 PM | #6553 |
Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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I find those two women from the AT&T 4G LTE commercial to be insufferable. That commercial warrants an immediate "mute" button hit.
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Steve Yzerman: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons). |
01-02-2012, 06:03 PM | #6554 | |
Pro Starter
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Agreed. However, I have a huge crush on the T-Mobile girl.
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01-02-2012, 06:06 PM | #6555 |
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01-02-2012, 06:11 PM | #6556 |
Coordinator
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in a sure sign that I watch almost no live TV, I have no idea who the AT&T women or the T-Mobile girl are
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01-02-2012, 06:20 PM | #6557 | |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo
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Quote:
You dont watch sports?
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Nobody cares about Kyle Orton because he's black. -PT |
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01-02-2012, 08:46 PM | #6558 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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I do, but I DVR them so I can fast forward through the commercials.
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01-02-2012, 09:19 PM | #6559 |
Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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T-Mobile girl is phenomenal. If I see her when fast forwarding commercials, I will pause, go back and watch her commercial and then resume my fast forwarding.
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Steve Yzerman: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons). |
01-02-2012, 09:22 PM | #6560 | |
Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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I only ever ser commercials when watching sports. Prefer to watch them live if I can. I lack the discipline to properly watch a recorded game. I always end up fast forwarding through the action or what not.
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Steve Yzerman: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons). |
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01-02-2012, 09:27 PM | #6561 |
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01-02-2012, 11:13 PM | #6562 |
Pro Starter
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01-03-2012, 10:23 AM | #6563 |
Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Fantasy Football Update:
I am in three leagues and went to the finals in all three. I won two and lost one. Luckily, the one I lost was the only non-money league, so things worked out very well. Thank you, Matt Stafford and Drew Brees!
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Steve Yzerman: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons). |
01-03-2012, 10:24 AM | #6564 |
Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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One must be careful, however, if one is fast forwarding commercials with one's wife in the room. It happened to me once and I just muttered, "My finger slipped and I hit the wrong button. Oops!"
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Steve Yzerman: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons). |
01-03-2012, 10:25 AM | #6565 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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Quote:
a friend of mine won with Rex Grossman
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01-03-2012, 10:31 AM | #6566 |
Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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It was ridiculous how much sports I watched yesterday:
1:00 pm - 5:00 pm: Parts of three bowl games, primarily the MSU/Georgia game and the start of the Winter Classic. 5:00 pm - 8:30 pm: Winter Classic and Rose Bowl. 8:30 pm - 12: 30 am: Fiesta Bowl, world juniors hockey tournament quater finals, Czechs vs. Russia, some of the Vancouver/San Jose game and some of the Edmonton/Chicago game. Tonight will be busy as well: Sugar Bowl, Wings/Stars and Canada/Russia. Lady H_B's patience is being tested...
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Steve Yzerman: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons). |
01-03-2012, 10:39 AM | #6567 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Ok. What did I miss?
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
01-03-2012, 10:40 AM | #6568 | |
Head Coach
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Location: Bath, ME
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For those of us who don't watch TV ... http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com...tos/photos.htm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbC90...feature=fvwrel |
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01-03-2012, 11:02 AM | #6569 |
Head Coach
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Location: Maryland
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Me wondering if you stopped in my local comic book store.
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01-03-2012, 11:15 AM | #6570 |
Coordinator
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Location: Keene, NH
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she is cute. looks a little like a hotter Liv Tyler
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01-03-2012, 12:50 PM | #6571 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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I get that a lot.
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01-03-2012, 12:54 PM | #6572 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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So, Liv Tyler without a face that is obviously half Steven Tyler? SI
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01-03-2012, 02:28 PM | #6573 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The scorched Desert
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My son in the Navy is going through a divorce and I swear I have never encountered a bigger (won't even post what I want to call her) than his soon to be ex mother in law.
If I had a Mother in Law like her in either of my marriages I would still be in prison....... That felt really good, random rant over! Last edited by BYU 14 : 01-03-2012 at 02:28 PM. |
01-03-2012, 02:40 PM | #6574 | |
Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Thanks for that. I just watched almost 6 minutes of commercials and enjoyed every one!
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Steve Yzerman: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons). |
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01-04-2012, 08:47 AM | #6575 |
High School Varsity
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Like most people, when listening to 70s Solid Gold tunes I like to sing along, switching the lyrics to something a bit more modern. This morning I had "Baby Come Back" pop up on my IPod, but belted out "Baby Got Back" at the top of my lungs. It was pretty awesome ...
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01-04-2012, 09:40 AM | #6576 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Somewhere More Familiar
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Yeaterday's word of the day at dictionary.com was solecism.
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01-04-2012, 12:49 PM | #6577 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I feel uncomfortable talking about my testicles when I'm at work.
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
01-04-2012, 01:01 PM | #6578 |
Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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My dog is weird and overly sensitive.
He is afraid of a great number of things: 1. Trashbags 2. Balloons 3. Umbrellas 4. Fire - to the extent that we can no longer have a fire in the fireplace 5. Beeping sounds 6. Lady H_B washing dishes 7. The vaccuum 8. Anyone opening windows or doing anything with blinds/curtains/windows 9. My voice the few times I have had to dictate cross exam questions (the only thing I dictate for work) at home. 10. Me playing "Left 4 Dead." Despite the fact that I wear a headset, he gets incredibly nervous whenever I play the game to the extent that after a while he tries to crawl into my lap, despite the fact that he's 60 lbs. I have had to quit playing and go sit with him on the couch to calm him down. 11. Me and/or my friends whenever we're watching a particularly tense Lions/Red Wings/UofM game.
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01-04-2012, 01:07 PM | #6579 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Do you feel uncomfortable talking to your testicles at work?
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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01-04-2012, 01:25 PM | #6580 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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No. Should I?
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01-04-2012, 03:16 PM | #6581 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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Only if they answer back loud enough for whoever is in the next cubicle over to hear.
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01-04-2012, 03:27 PM | #6582 | |
Pro Starter
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Location: Cary, NC
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Plus the USPS allows my local Congress-critter the opportunity to send me campaign mail ... uh, excuse me, I meant "constituent education and information flyers" ... at taxpayer expense, like the waste of paper I just got from David Price.
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01-04-2012, 03:34 PM | #6583 | |
Hall Of Famer
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Location: Back in Houston!
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Same- all about how he's so great. That's a convenient "constituent education and information" topic for him EDIT: For the record, different Congressman, same junk mail SI
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" Last edited by sterlingice : 01-04-2012 at 03:34 PM. |
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01-04-2012, 04:27 PM | #6584 | |
Hall Of Famer
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Location: the yo'
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Yeah, i got something from the local douchebag the other day too. |
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01-05-2012, 09:01 AM | #6585 |
Pro Starter
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Location: Pittsburgh
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Someone didn't think out the name of the new Girl Scout cookie...unless they are trying to target dirty old men with cookies that sound like an 80's pornstar
New Girl Scout Cookie: Savannah Smiles Celebrates Girl Scouts' 100th Year
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"Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!" |
01-05-2012, 09:16 AM | #6586 |
Hall Of Famer
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More lemon cookies? Haven't the last 7 or so failed cookies we've never seen again been some sort of fruity thing including a couple of lemon cookies?
SI
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01-06-2012, 03:14 PM | #6587 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I just found out that two women (including my favorite in the entire building) spent the afternoon having an email exchange about my underwear.
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01-06-2012, 03:18 PM | #6588 | |
Coordinator
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Location: The Great Northwest
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Which one did you give your underwear to? |
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01-06-2012, 03:18 PM | #6589 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
01-06-2012, 03:20 PM | #6590 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Dola
Here's hoping the IT department doesn't see that they were using company resources to discuss my underpanties.
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01-06-2012, 03:20 PM | #6591 |
Coordinator
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01-06-2012, 04:48 PM | #6593 | |
Bounty Hunter
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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On another note, my favorite person in the building here at work is now including me on emails about my underwear. She's also including my boss, unfortunately. I'm not sure if he's interested in my underwear, but she's making a big deal out of it. I guess I now know who I gave my underwear to.
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01-07-2012, 03:33 PM | #6594 |
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01-07-2012, 04:04 PM | #6595 |
Bounty Hunter
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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sign me up for some of that
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01-08-2012, 01:46 PM | #6596 |
Hall Of Famer
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Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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File under category: Fucked up Xmas presents...
My brother got me a package of Pez candy. No Pez dispenser. WTF?!?
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01-08-2012, 01:46 PM | #6597 |
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P.S. In case you're wondering why this comes up now, I am munching on a package of Pez candy.
The taste is there...but not the fun. I am now coming to the shocking realization that, without the dispenser, Pez candy by itself is really just a meh hard candy.
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. . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready. Last edited by Chief Rum : 01-08-2012 at 01:48 PM. |
01-08-2012, 03:10 PM | #6598 |
College Prospect
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: TX
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So I was talking to this girl online a while back. Found out months after talking she was in rehab because she almost killed herself by over dosing. I thought she was nice to listen to me vent about my dad draining me daily so thought I'd try to be there for her as a friend, I didn't want her to kill her self. This girl told me she just ends up dating losers. So fast forward til today, on Facebook I looked her up and saw she had a boy friend. Decided to look at his interest and he likes Jay Leno.
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01-08-2012, 04:02 PM | #6599 |
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I LOL'ed pretty quickly.
Sadly, You Probably Know Someone Who Sounds Like the Web Economy Bullsh*t Generator - SocialTimes.com
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01-08-2012, 04:20 PM | #6600 |
Coordinator
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For as much as they hype themselves, Mr Skin is pretty awful at indexing nude scenes.
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