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03-01-2012, 12:20 PM
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com Last edited by Subby : 03-01-2012 at 12:20 PM. |
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03-01-2012, 12:30 PM
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03-01-2012, 12:53 PM
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Gives new meaning to the term 'dogging'.
Don't ask...
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03-01-2012, 01:02 PM
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Why was Emperor Palpatine in a cop car?
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03-01-2012, 01:48 PM
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Because he's been a naughty sith.
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03-01-2012, 03:10 PM
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03-01-2012, 03:20 PM
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I imagine sales of the mid-drop pictures wouldn't be as brisk as the usual roller coaster.
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03-01-2012, 03:32 PM
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03-01-2012, 04:19 PM
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TAPPS was the athletic league my high school was affiliated with. I also saw elsewhere that the game will be played at Nolan, my alma mater.
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03-01-2012, 09:04 PM
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How do (did) we know it's the world's fifth oldest tree?
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03-01-2012, 09:07 PM
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I think it is kinda like being Al-Qaeda's second-in-command.
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03-01-2012, 09:41 PM
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No, it's always the third in command. For the longest time, you always knew Bin Laden was #1 and al-Zawahiri #2. But #3- the military has killed like 50 of them. SI
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03-02-2012, 11:40 AM
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This must be the designer's warm-up act: New winged roller coaster ‘the Swarm’ rips the arms off crash test dummies | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News
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03-02-2012, 01:40 PM
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Truck Fire Burns More Than Ton Of Butter On Ky. Interstate - Cincinnati News Story - WLWT Cincinnati
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03-02-2012, 09:16 PM
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You can now buy an entire house from IKEA. Not just the furniture, but the whole entire house.
Home Sales: Now You Can Buy an Entire House from IKEA | NewsFeed | TIME.com
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03-03-2012, 10:55 AM
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03-03-2012, 05:29 PM
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Mars Hill church again a source of controversy | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | KOMO News
check out the contract and letter sent to the congregation. |
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03-06-2012, 04:29 PM
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03-08-2012, 12:23 AM
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03-08-2012, 12:53 AM
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Asked if she had the right to the public assistance money, Clayton answered, "I kind of do. I have no income, and I have bills to pay. I have two houses." Fantastic.
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03-08-2012, 01:58 PM
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Here's a free life lesson. If a guy with road rage gets out of his car, and cracks your windshield with a karate chop, for the love of God don't roll down your window, because your face is likely next.
http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/stor...storyid=195334
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03-15-2012, 09:55 AM
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This is bizarre - a a bunny makes headlines in Germany for being born without ears, and in the course of all the publicity about him, he's killed by a cameraman who accidentally stepped on him.
It's like the Circle of [Media] Life  In this photo taken Wednesday, March 14, 2012, a two-week old earless bunny sits on the hands of a keeper at the zoo in Limbach-Oberfrohna, eastern Germany. The bunny that was a rising star on Germany's celebrity animal scene had its 15 minutes of fame brought to an abrupt end when he was accidentally stepped on by a television cameraman. The fate of 17-day-old Til the bunny with a genetic defect was plastered across German newspapers on Thursday, the same day a small zoo in Saxony was to have presented him to the world at a press conference. The unidentified cameraman who had been filming the bunny in its enclosure Wednesday told Bild he hadn't seen Til, who had buried himself in hay, when he took a step backward. (AP Photo/dapd, Uwe Meinhold)
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 03-15-2012 at 09:56 AM. |
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03-15-2012, 11:38 AM
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He was filiming him, and yet somehow missed that he went into the hay? Way to go, cameraman.
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03-15-2012, 11:42 AM
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I think the cameraman was just hungry for some hasenpfeffer.
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03-19-2012, 03:38 PM
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03-19-2012, 04:09 PM
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03-19-2012, 04:11 PM
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Right to work, kids!
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03-19-2012, 04:11 PM
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It's a law office. That's like going from a -10 to a -12.5 in publicity.
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03-19-2012, 05:18 PM
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Knock, knock
Who's there Orange You're fired!
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03-19-2012, 06:02 PM
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Unless there's a part of the story we haven't seen, you'd think the executive that did the firing after being told why they were wearing orange, that he'd change his mind.
However, since he's never lost a case, I'm sure he won't change his mind.
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03-19-2012, 06:29 PM
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03-19-2012, 06:35 PM
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Agreed. I wouldn't be surprised if one of those people that were fired, was his mom.
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03-21-2012, 10:51 AM
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03-21-2012, 10:58 AM
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Posted that one about a month ago.
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03-21-2012, 11:00 AM
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Shit, this is March, not February. I need more coffee.
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03-22-2012, 05:33 PM
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Is it the Chinese Alfred Molina?
Chinese gangster’s ‘stolen’ cell phone pictures going viral | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News
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03-23-2012, 06:20 PM
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Those look horrible. Paul McCartney looks homeless.
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03-31-2012, 03:18 PM
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04-09-2012, 11:12 AM
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This isn't all that strange, but certainly it's incredibly painful.
Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack | The Smoking Gun The real reason I posted this was because he had his scrotum nearly torn off and he was transported to Ball Memorial Hospital. Talk about a doomed trip. "Tske me anywhere but there, please!"
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04-10-2012, 03:25 PM
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Metro police shocked by man's wild crime spree - WSMV Channel 4
Some funny stuff in this article: Officers said Todd broke into the Slaughterhouse and stole a Taser, revolver and shotgun. Then, they said he shot the business up, stole a T-shirt and set the business on fire. Police said Todd then found four people leaving a local bar. He held them at gunpoint, tased one, pistol whipped another, then took off with their cash and credit cards. Five minutes later investigators said Todd carjacked a cab at gunpoint, then headed off to commit fraud, and used his newly acquired stolen credit cards to buy food. "He was able to find the Walmart on Nolensville. He goes there and purchased $199 worth of items," said Blackburn. Next stop: Hotel Indigo at 6 a.m. Police said Todd broke into a law office there, ransacked the business then defecated on a desk, smearing feces on some of the framed law degrees. He then knocked on several hotel room doors pretending to be a female housekeeper. In one case, police said Todd stole $600 from a Canadian couple at gunpoint, crying the whole time. Before taking off in his stolen cab once again, officers said Todd opted for a new look. "We have him on video leaving the hotel with a shaved head," said Blackburn. At 9 a.m., police said Todd crashed the stolen cab into a parking garage. At 11:30 a.m., he hailed a new one and headed to Opryland, then held the cab driver at knifepoint. Police finally caught up with Todd at noon. They said he was hiding on top of Opryland, submerged in a water-cooling vat with water up to his nose.
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Strangest thing about that story is what a 5 year old was doing wearing his dad's jacket to school?
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This is one of the reasons why I do not use public bathrooms...you never know how long it's been since it was last cleaned. Oh, they have their little handy dandy piece of paper on the door with check marks on it, but, that doesn't mean the bathroom was actually cleaned.
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