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Old 08-23-2007, 11:04 AM   #701
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While I concede that it was a very impressive job by the guy who programmed the Showbiz Pizza band, I know that that shit would give me nightmares if I had it in my house. BioShock ain't got nothing on that.
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Old 08-23-2007, 04:17 PM   #702
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Old 08-25-2007, 08:15 PM   #703
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The new "Village People". Crotch shots so potent, the video carries a warning.

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Old 08-25-2007, 08:31 PM   #704
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The new "Village People". Crotch shots so potent, the video carries a warning.


catchy shit right there.
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Old 08-25-2007, 09:53 PM   #705
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Miss Teen USA Candidate attempts to answer a question. It doesn't go well

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Old 08-25-2007, 10:48 PM   #706
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Miss Teen USA Candidate attempts to answer a question. It doesn't go well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:58 PM   #707
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OK, I have some time to kill because my fantasy draft imploded, so here's a transcript of the Ms. USA question, because I felt the need to see this in text.

Question: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?

Answer: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and that I believe that our education, like such as South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like, such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq, and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our..."

Mario Lopez: Thank you very much, South Carolina

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Old 08-26-2007, 12:51 AM   #708
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I didn't hear a word she said. I just kept looking at her, thinking very bad things.
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Old 08-26-2007, 01:06 AM   #709
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I didn't hear a word she said. I just kept looking at her, thinking very bad things.

The judges in her previous contests must have been doing the same.
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Old 08-26-2007, 01:18 AM   #710
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I will never watch that video again. I just barely made it through it the first time. Stuff like that just makes me squirm uncontrollably. But it was hilarious.
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Old 08-26-2007, 03:09 AM   #711
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Shut up, you guys! She's 100% right. We must do something about this chronic map shortage before it's too late!
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Old 08-26-2007, 03:16 AM   #712
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OK, I have some time to kill because my fantasy draft imploded, so here's a transcript of the Ms. USA question, because I felt the need to see this in text.

Question: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?

Answer: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and that I believe that our education, like such as South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like, such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq, and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our..."


Mario Lopez: Thank you very much, South Carolina

somewhere in there she mentions the Seychelles for extra credit.
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Old 08-26-2007, 08:47 AM   #713
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This is Danny Carey of the band Tool. My favorite drummer right now, of my favorite band. Actually, they've been my fav's since about the 6th grade...I'm currently 26. This guy is a beast. Enjoy.

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Old 08-27-2007, 06:59 PM   #714
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Old 08-27-2007, 11:50 PM   #715
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Finnish back up dancers FTW! (wait for it at the 1.25 second mark)


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Old 08-28-2007, 12:40 AM   #716
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Shadow Puppets to "What a Wonderful World"

Just thought it was kinda cool....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zK2Y-Rmv5Q
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Old 08-28-2007, 01:00 AM   #717
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He-man sings....
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Old 08-28-2007, 01:19 AM   #718
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Old 08-28-2007, 02:05 AM   #719
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My favorite scene from The Royal Tenenbaums


Apparently, this was his brother's favorite scene too.
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:15 AM   #720
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Apparently, this was his brother's favorite scene too.

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Old 08-28-2007, 12:04 PM   #721
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Apparently, this was his brother's favorite scene too.

Owen?

Edit: Just read a news story that reportedly says Owen Wilson tried to kill himself Sunday night. I think that comment was in poor taste...

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Old 08-28-2007, 05:36 PM   #722
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Old 08-29-2007, 12:04 AM   #723
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Owen?

Edit: Just read a news story that reportedly says Owen Wilson tried to kill himself Sunday night. I think that comment was in poor taste...

I think the key was that he "tried" to commit suicide. He was unsuccessful, however. That means my comment was in below average taste, instead of poor taste.
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Old 08-29-2007, 04:01 AM   #724
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Poor taste or not it was awesome
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Old 08-29-2007, 11:44 AM   #725
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Love the mascots knocking down the kids. lol
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Old 08-29-2007, 12:33 PM   #726
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At an Arena Football game I attended a couple of years back, there was a mascots vs. kids football game on the field at halftime. It was pretty entertaining, particularly when the VooDoo mascot named Bones started grabbing kids by the arm and swinging them into the sideline walls. For reference, here's a picture of Bones:



Good times aplenty.
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Old 08-29-2007, 12:41 PM   #727
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At an Arena Football game I attended a couple of years back, there was a mascots vs. kids football game on the field at halftime. It was pretty entertaining, particularly when the VooDoo mascot named Bones started grabbing kids by the arm and swinging them into the sideline walls. For reference, here's a picture of Bones:



Good times aplenty.

No video? Boo Pumpy Boo.
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Old 08-29-2007, 12:47 PM   #728
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No video? Boo Pumpy Boo.
I don't know how to record video.
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Old 08-29-2007, 12:57 PM   #729
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I don't know how to record video.

I bet that accounting lady knows how. Those financial types know it all.

btw, that's a cool-looking mascot.
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:30 PM   #730
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Have you ever envisioned EXACTLY how you'd want a CFL halftime contest to end? Well, here you go

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Old 08-29-2007, 01:39 PM   #731
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Nice!
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Old 08-29-2007, 05:23 PM   #732
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Old 08-29-2007, 05:55 PM   #733
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That was hysterical...I'm still laughing.
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Old 08-29-2007, 06:14 PM   #734
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directionally and distance challenged.
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Old 08-29-2007, 07:20 PM   #735
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It's really mean to blindfold a deaf chick.
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:22 PM   #736
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That's what I was thinking she was. There was a bit of that "lisp thing" going on.
I'll show myself out.
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Old 08-30-2007, 01:27 PM   #737
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Old 08-30-2007, 02:10 PM   #738
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I like the guy in the stands who's standing and cheering in anticipation of her crashing into the wall. He doesn't even wait for it to happen, he's just overcome by excitement.
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Old 08-30-2007, 02:15 PM   #739
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That was cool, but I think it needed consistency in the characters. R2-D2 was in Maggie's position, and then half of Lisa's position? Han Solo and Chewbacca were Maggie and Marge, when R2-D2 was Maggie before?
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Old 08-30-2007, 08:01 PM   #740
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THE GREATEST SONG. EVER.

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Old 08-30-2007, 09:59 PM   #741
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lmfao!!
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Old 08-31-2007, 07:29 PM   #742
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God, I miss Sam Kinison. This is from his first appearance on Letterman:

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Old 08-31-2007, 08:33 PM   #743
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THE GREATEST SONG. EVER.


This is in my favorites list on YouTube. No joke.
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Old 08-31-2007, 09:58 PM   #744
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The Flash video is made doubley goodtastic by the earnest and sincere faces they all exhibit when playing along to that absurd, surreal, stupid but brilliant track.
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Old 09-02-2007, 04:47 PM   #745
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Old 09-02-2007, 08:17 PM   #746
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Top Gear is bollocks!

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Old 09-02-2007, 09:43 PM   #747
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These are funny:

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Old 09-02-2007, 11:08 PM   #748
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That's just amazing. I love top gear. Clarkson is one bad ass crazy mofo.
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Old 09-02-2007, 11:09 PM   #749
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They pass through New Orleans, and Clarkson lays it thick on America.
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Old 09-02-2007, 11:46 PM   #750
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