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Old 09-26-2011, 04:02 PM   #701
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Old 10-03-2011, 12:28 AM   #702
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From a mom that doesn't use birth control...

"What's a mom worth?According to one report, $138,095 a year, working an average of over 52 hours overtime-only by the grace of our Mighty God has he equipped me to be a Mom,housekeeper, teacher, cook, computer operator, laundry machine operator, janitor, facilities manager,CEO and psychologist."

And it only costs $5 a month to get birth control!

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Old 10-03-2011, 11:57 AM   #703
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And it only costs $5 a month to get birth control!

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Yup and it's free at Planned Parenthood, if you can't afford the 5 dollars.
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Old 10-03-2011, 12:05 PM   #704
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Yup and it's free at Planned Parenthood, if you can't afford the 5 dollars.

But PP is the devil!...
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Old 10-03-2011, 12:56 PM   #705
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But PP is the devil!...

That is true. Don't forget, it's also an abortion factory.
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Old 10-03-2011, 01:19 PM   #706
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unfriend.

I saw a similar one last week, but it was this big long rambling first person diatribe from an unborn daughter where the mother was in an abusive relationship.

I felt like commenting that it was A) complete and total emotional manipulation and B) stereotyping to the extreme to tie those two issues together

But I didn't want to get into it.
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Old 10-07-2011, 04:30 PM   #707
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Anyone else reaching their limit on the # of Steve Jobs updates, pictures in memory of, videos in memory of, and out and out sadness for a CEO that I'm reasonably certain none of my friends ever met and probably wouldn't have been allowed into a building he was in? It's been at least as much of a spike as Osama's death was, if not more.

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Old 10-07-2011, 04:32 PM   #708
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Anyone else reaching their limit on the # of Steve Jobs updates, pictures in memory of, videos in memory of, and out and out sadness for a CEO that I'm reasonably certain none of my friends ever met and probably wouldn't have been allowed into a building he was in? It's been at least as much of a spike as Osama's death was, if not more.
I hit my limit after about 5 minutes after I heard the news...
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Old 10-07-2011, 04:34 PM   #709
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Nope. But, that's because a lot of my friends on facebook I worked with at Apple and a lot of them are still at Apple. So, different perspective from my point of view. On the flip side, not seeing too many of my 'non Apple' friends say much at all.
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Old 10-07-2011, 05:06 PM   #710
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I love the irony of some of the Steve Jobs sadness posts followed by posts that we should be all protesting corporate greed.
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Old 10-20-2011, 11:47 AM   #711
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so either i stay here and put up with the shit or i take my kids and go live in the ghetto either way im fucked

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you and the kids have rights its your home,tell him that guy or your family!!see then!! TELL HIM NO MORE PLAY GROW UP HE HAS A CHILD COMING!AND A FAMILY THAT NEEDS HIM TO ACT HIS AGE

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my shits packed right now i keep tellin im leavin he says "go stay with with shawn and reggie or rob because thats who i talk to all day when hes at work" which anit even true i dont talk to noone
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the lesses was up in last month its in both our names know...but if i do ive been thew this before i would have to give him 30 days then go to court
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i wanna leave to show him i anit kiddin but i got 3 of them in school and i would have to go yes mom to your house then i got no way to bring them to school and i would have to leave longer then a weekend for him to take me for real

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if xxxxxx goes to jaill im really fucked either way xxxxxxx will just bail him out and there goes the money hes been puttin up or if he has to stay i lose everything and with all thats going on with cps right now i dont need that.
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Old 10-20-2011, 12:04 PM   #712
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I've friended several of the parents of kids on my older daughter's softball team. One couple is getting a divorce, and to their credit, they have done a really good job of being civil to each other. Every now and then the guy will say something that veers toward uncomfortable territory, but 95% of the time, they pretty much look like the typical old married couple.

The guy's FB account, OTOH, is another story altogether. Holy shit. It's all about how much his life sucks and there's no reason to go on and how much he hates living and how he hates being alone and wishes he could see his kids more, etc. If you just stumbled onto his FB page, you'd be half-tempted to call 911 and ask for a welfare check. It's REALLY cringeworthy...and then he shows up to practices and games like nothing's happening. It's bizarre.

Here a sample of some status updates from the past 3 days:

"Lost control and about to hit the wall"

"**HELP** im so lost"

"And by the way if anyone needs me i will be digging my way out from under the big pile of S**T that you and life have dumped on me for the last few years"

"Life sucks"

"3 hours and counting this really sucks"

"Hatein me some life right now!!"


So last week I get a new friend request from this guy. Evidently, someone in his family slapped some sense into him, or he's got an attorney and headed down the path of divorce, because he deleted this account and started a new one. On this one, he posts nothing but sarcastic-sounding (I guess, given the history of his previous postings and his relationship) comments about being a "ray of sunshine" and loving life and all that stuff.
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Old 10-24-2011, 08:09 AM   #713
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Old 10-26-2011, 03:20 PM   #714
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Old 10-26-2011, 05:46 PM   #715
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God is our society really this starved for attention? Pretty morbid.
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Old 10-26-2011, 05:50 PM   #716
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Don't get me started on the ones that say you need to pass it along if you want to show you are a true Christian.
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Old 10-26-2011, 07:21 PM   #717
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Don't get me started on the ones that say you need to pass it along if you want to show you are a true Christian.

I'm good to go on those.
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Old 10-26-2011, 07:50 PM   #718
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Don't get me started on the ones that say you need to pass it along if you want to show you are a true Christian.

I finally snapped & lit somebody's ass up on one of those a few weeks ago. Haven't seen as many of them since.
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Old 10-30-2011, 12:37 AM   #719
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Old 11-02-2011, 05:48 PM   #720
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Old 11-12-2011, 01:31 AM   #721
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Old 11-12-2011, 11:14 AM   #723
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Old 11-13-2011, 08:22 PM   #724
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Jack and Jill was a great movie!!!

This coming from a girl who was too young to date anyway and then she moved. Even my aunt and uncle who see horrible films at least admitted to it being a really dumb funny movie. I honestly can't see how people go spend money on such utter and complete drivel when there are so many other options out there. I think this is a secretly important aspect of a relationship. You better make sure you are willing to see the same quality of movies/entertainment.
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Old 11-16-2011, 06:58 PM   #725
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Ok, first from my wall. Why would anybody think what I wrote was "sweet"?


Some other gems from today's feed...
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Old 11-16-2011, 07:01 PM   #726
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Ok, first from my wall. Why would anybody think what I wrote was "sweet"?

People are awesome at reading comprehension.
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Old 11-16-2011, 08:47 PM   #727
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Some other gems from today's feed...



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Old 11-16-2011, 10:56 PM   #728
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People are awesome at reading comprehension.

Or maybe attention span...

"'Graduated' from physical therapy." /reading, post comment, look like a nub
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:21 AM   #729
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Maybe he knows they give out candy at the pain management clinic?
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:16 AM   #730
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oh my geez i fill like im drowning from my sinus's
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:19 AM   #731
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University of Phonix, that's classic. I kind of want to start that school now. "When you leave here, you'll be an expert at phonix."
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:19 AM   #732
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hell yes
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:36 PM   #733
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"I am really trying to not be miserable but it is difficult when you have vomiting n diarrhea topped off with a yeast infection. Im being punished for my piss-poor attitude, but I really cannot tolerate stupid people right now "
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:39 PM   #734
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She just gave me two of her three symptoms figure it out go
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:39 PM   #735
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"I am really trying to not be miserable but it is difficult when you have vomiting n diarrhea topped off with a yeast infection. Im being punished for my piss-poor attitude, but I really cannot tolerate stupid people right now "

Lovely.
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:39 PM   #736
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If the woman who posted that shows up for bowling league tomorrow night, I'm basically just going to quit bowling.
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:41 PM   #737
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Well what are your other choices
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:42 PM   #738
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I'd better not catch a damn yeast infection
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:49 PM   #739
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:58 PM   #740
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If the woman who posted that shows up for bowling league tomorrow night, I'm basically just going to quit bowling.

You could casually ask if she's gone on any runs lately, or how the bread baking business is going.
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Old 11-17-2011, 08:57 PM   #741
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You could casually ask if she's gone on any runs lately, or how the bread baking business is going.

A winner is you! Even better when I hear a muppet saying it in my mind.

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Old 11-18-2011, 01:14 AM   #742
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Bracing for the wave of Twilight related Facebook posts. One Twilight mom on my Facebook page is already spamming about being waiting in line and for some reason it didn't click in my head. I just checked FB and it finally clicked.

(begins to weep)
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Old 11-18-2011, 07:03 AM   #743
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Bracing for the wave of Twilight related Facebook posts. One Twilight mom on my Facebook page is already spamming about being waiting in line and for some reason it didn't click in my head. I just checked FB and it finally clicked.

(begins to weep)

I was expecting the same, but it's been very light so far. Probably the calm before the storm.
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Old 11-18-2011, 10:27 AM   #744
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at least they probably won't be posting a running commentary throughout the movie like a lot of the sports fans on my friends list do. 87 posts that don't mean anything if you're not watching the same game they are.
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Old 11-18-2011, 09:22 PM   #745
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Old 11-19-2011, 12:44 AM   #746
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If the woman who posted that shows up for bowling league tomorrow night, I'm basically just going to quit bowling.
Welp, I quit.
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Old 11-19-2011, 10:51 AM   #747
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Old 11-19-2011, 11:40 AM   #748
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Time for a new hobby? I Hear embroidering is nice.

Don't knock it...

Knitting is good, too...practical...

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Old 11-19-2011, 05:15 PM   #749
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Was suppose to say "shift." Needless to say he's getting an earful.
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