Facebook posts so pathetic they belong in this thread!!! - Page 15

mckerney · 09-26-2011, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Already posted my first Facebook Gold picture! It's awesome having a selective account now that I paid money!

Be sure to tag your friends who are most likely to get upset by it.

sterlingice · 10-03-2011, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

From a mom that doesn't use birth control...

"What's a mom worth?According to one report, $138,095 a year, working an average of over 52 hours overtime-only by the grace of our Mighty God has he equipped me to be a Mom,housekeeper, teacher, cook, computer operator, laundry machine operator, janitor, facilities manager,CEO and psychologist."

And it only costs $5 a month to get birth control!

SI

JediKooter · 10-03-2011, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

And it only costs $5 a month to get birth control!

SI

Yup and it's free at Planned Parenthood, if you can't afford the 5 dollars.

DanGarion · 10-03-2011, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Yup and it's free at Planned Parenthood, if you can't afford the 5 dollars.

But PP is the devil!...

JediKooter · 10-03-2011, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

But PP is the devil!...

That is true. Don't forget, it's also an abortion factory.

Izulde · 10-03-2011, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

unfriend.

I saw a similar one last week, but it was this big long rambling first person diatribe from an unborn daughter where the mother was in an abusive relationship.

I felt like commenting that it was A) complete and total emotional manipulation and B) stereotyping to the extreme to tie those two issues together

But I didn't want to get into it.

bronconick · 10-07-2011, 04:30 PM

Anyone else reaching their limit on the # of Steve Jobs updates, pictures in memory of, videos in memory of, and out and out sadness for a CEO that I'm reasonably certain none of my friends ever met and probably wouldn't have been allowed into a building he was in? It's been at least as much of a spike as Osama's death was, if not more.

DanGarion · 10-07-2011, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by bronconick

Anyone else reaching their limit on the # of Steve Jobs updates, pictures in memory of, videos in memory of, and out and out sadness for a CEO that I'm reasonably certain none of my friends ever met and probably wouldn't have been allowed into a building he was in? It's been at least as much of a spike as Osama's death was, if not more.

I hit my limit after about 5 minutes after I heard the news...

JediKooter · 10-07-2011, 04:34 PM

Nope. But, that's because a lot of my friends on facebook I worked with at Apple and a lot of them are still at Apple. So, different perspective from my point of view. On the flip side, not seeing too many of my 'non Apple' friends say much at all.

heybrad · 10-07-2011, 05:06 PM

I love the irony of some of the Steve Jobs sadness posts followed by posts that we should be all protesting corporate greed.

stevew · 10-20-2011, 11:47 AM

I'm telling ya, my wife's cousin is gold.

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so either i stay here and put up with the shit or i take my kids and go live in the ghetto either way im fucked

Some highlights from the 60+ awesome responses. Mind you, this girl is pregnant with her 6th out of wedlock child and is approximately 28 years old.

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her awesome mom-
you and the kids have rights its your home,tell him that guy or your family!!see then!! TELL HIM NO MORE PLAY GROW UP HE HAS A CHILD COMING!AND A FAMILY THAT NEEDS HIM TO ACT HIS AGE

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op

my shits packed right now i keep tellin im leavin he says "go stay with with shawn and reggie or rob because thats who i talk to all day when hes at work" which anit even true i dont talk to noone
2 hours ago · Like

the lesses was up in last month its in both our names know...but if i do ive been thew this before i would have to give him 30 days then go to court
2 hours ago · Like

i wanna leave to show him i anit kiddin but i got 3 of them in school and i would have to go yes mom to your house then i got no way to bring them to school and i would have to leave longer then a weekend for him to take me for real

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random tmi friend
call the cops! he has a warrant and that may be the only way to kick his ass straight again. If things don't change this week, I am bringing my mom back here from NH to get him in a rehab! worst that will happen is he will leave state again.

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op

if xxxxxx goes to jaill im really fucked either way xxxxxxx will just bail him out and there goes the money hes been puttin up or if he has to stay i lose everything and with all thats going on with cps right now i dont need that.

Ksyrup · 10-20-2011, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I've friended several of the parents of kids on my older daughter's softball team. One couple is getting a divorce, and to their credit, they have done a really good job of being civil to each other. Every now and then the guy will say something that veers toward uncomfortable territory, but 95% of the time, they pretty much look like the typical old married couple.

The guy's FB account, OTOH, is another story altogether. Holy shit. It's all about how much his life sucks and there's no reason to go on and how much he hates living and how he hates being alone and wishes he could see his kids more, etc. If you just stumbled onto his FB page, you'd be half-tempted to call 911 and ask for a welfare check. It's REALLY cringeworthy...and then he shows up to practices and games like nothing's happening. It's bizarre.

Here a sample of some status updates from the past 3 days:

"Lost control and about to hit the wall"

"**HELP** im so lost"

"And by the way if anyone needs me i will be digging my way out from under the big pile of S**T that you and life have dumped on me for the last few years"

"Life sucks"

"3 hours and counting this really sucks"

"Hatein me some life right now!!"

So last week I get a new friend request from this guy. Evidently, someone in his family slapped some sense into him, or he's got an attorney and headed down the path of divorce, because he deleted this account and started a new one. On this one, he posts nothing but sarcastic-sounding (I guess, given the history of his previous postings and his relationship) comments about being a "ray of sunshine" and loving life and all that stuff.

Matthean · 10-24-2011, 08:09 AM

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I like that dud he does not lisson when you talk to well he is really into that paper

Found via a Red Wings photo.

mckerney · 10-26-2011, 03:20 PM

BYU 14 · 10-26-2011, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

God is our society really this starved for attention? Pretty morbid.

Matthean · 10-26-2011, 05:50 PM

Don't get me started on the ones that say you need to pass it along if you want to show you are a true Christian.

JediKooter · 10-26-2011, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

Don't get me started on the ones that say you need to pass it along if you want to show you are a true Christian.

I'm good to go on those.

JonInMiddleGA · 10-26-2011, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

Don't get me started on the ones that say you need to pass it along if you want to show you are a true Christian.

I finally snapped & lit somebody's ass up on one of those a few weeks ago. Haven't seen as many of them since.

Young Drachma · 10-30-2011, 12:37 AM

Give a Red Card to Your Annoying Social Media Friends - The Memphis Egotist

Young Drachma · 11-02-2011, 05:48 PM

From a Twitter follower:

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I was informed that two former employees made plans to ambush me in light of recent events. I'm working with my machete on my desk.

MrBug708 · 11-12-2011, 01:31 AM

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I hate all of these 11-11-11 posts and the 11th hour and the 11th minute crap. Why can't people realize that today is Veteran's Day

Yes

EagleFan · 11-12-2011, 01:40 AM

"Happy birthday, hottest guy on FOFC!"

terpkristin · 11-12-2011, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by EagleFan

"Happy birthday, hottest guy on FOFC!"

Matthean · 11-13-2011, 08:22 PM

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Jack and Jill was a great movie!!!

This coming from a girl who was too young to date anyway and then she moved. Even my aunt and uncle who see horrible films at least admitted to it being a really dumb funny movie. I honestly can't see how people go spend money on such utter and complete drivel when there are so many other options out there. I think this is a secretly important aspect of a relationship. You better make sure you are willing to see the same quality of movies/entertainment.

terpkristin · 11-16-2011, 06:58 PM

Ok, first from my wall. Why would anybody think what I wrote was "sweet"?

Some other gems from today's feed...

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I just enrolled into grad school...i was inspered by my two cousions

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Going to make a real change...talk to some one at univeristy of phonix....get my check.

/tk

Radii · 11-16-2011, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

Ok, first from my wall. Why would anybody think what I wrote was "sweet"?

People are awesome at reading comprehension.

Galaxy · 11-16-2011, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

Some other gems from today's feed...

/tk

Harvard didn't accept his or her application?

britrock88 · 11-16-2011, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Radii

People are awesome at reading comprehension.

Or maybe attention span...

"'Graduated' from physical therapy." /reading, post comment, look like a nub

Passacaglia · 11-17-2011, 09:21 AM

Maybe he knows they give out candy at the pain management clinic?

MJ4H · 11-17-2011, 10:16 AM

oh my geez i fill like im drowning from my sinus's
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Autumn · 11-17-2011, 10:19 AM

University of Phonix, that's classic. I kind of want to start that school now. "When you leave here, you'll be an expert at phonix."

Pumpy Tudors · 11-17-2011, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by EagleFan

"Happy birthday, hottest guy on FOFC!"

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

hell yes

Pumpy Tudors · 11-17-2011, 12:36 PM

"I am really trying to not be miserable but it is difficult when you have vomiting n diarrhea topped off with a yeast infection. Im being punished for my piss-poor attitude, but I really cannot tolerate stupid people right now

"

MJ4H · 11-17-2011, 12:39 PM

She just gave me two of her three symptoms figure it out go

Grover · 11-17-2011, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

"I am really trying to not be miserable but it is difficult when you have vomiting n diarrhea topped off with a yeast infection. Im being punished for my piss-poor attitude, but I really cannot tolerate stupid people right now

"

Lovely.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-17-2011, 12:39 PM

If the woman who posted that shows up for bowling league tomorrow night, I'm basically just going to quit bowling.

MJ4H · 11-17-2011, 12:41 PM

Well what are your other choices

Pumpy Tudors · 11-17-2011, 12:42 PM

I'd better not catch a damn yeast infection

JediKooter · 11-17-2011, 12:49 PM

Grover · 11-17-2011, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

If the woman who posted that shows up for bowling league tomorrow night, I'm basically just going to quit bowling.

You could casually ask if she's gone on any runs lately, or how the bread baking business is going.

sterlingice · 11-17-2011, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Grover

You could casually ask if she's gone on any runs lately, or how the bread baking business is going.

A winner is you! Even better when I hear a muppet saying it in my mind.

SI

Matthean · 11-18-2011, 01:14 AM

Bracing for the wave of Twilight related Facebook posts. One Twilight mom on my Facebook page is already spamming about being waiting in line and for some reason it didn't click in my head. I just checked FB and it finally clicked.

(begins to weep)

Suburban Rhythm · 11-18-2011, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

Bracing for the wave of Twilight related Facebook posts. One Twilight mom on my Facebook page is already spamming about being waiting in line and for some reason it didn't click in my head. I just checked FB and it finally clicked.

(begins to weep)

I was expecting the same, but it's been very light so far. Probably the calm before the storm.

Autumn · 11-18-2011, 10:27 AM

at least they probably won't be posting a running commentary throughout the movie like a lot of the sports fans on my friends list do. 87 posts that don't mean anything if you're not watching the same game they are.

Galaxy · 11-18-2011, 09:22 PM

Anyone friends with this guy?

Cops: Burglar Logs Into Facebook While Breaking Into Georgia Home « CBS Atlanta

Pumpy Tudors · 11-19-2011, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

"I am really trying to not be miserable but it is difficult when you have vomiting n diarrhea topped off with a yeast infection. Im being punished for my piss-poor attitude, but I really cannot tolerate stupid people right now

"

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

If the woman who posted that shows up for bowling league tomorrow night, I'm basically just going to quit bowling.

Welp, I quit.

Autumn · 11-19-2011, 10:51 AM

Time for a new hobby? I Hear embroidering is nice.

terpkristin · 11-19-2011, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

Time for a new hobby? I Hear embroidering is nice.

Don't knock it...

Knitting is good, too...practical...

/tk

Matthean · 11-19-2011, 05:15 PM

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First shit by myself.....nervous as fuck =/

Was suppose to say "shift." Needless to say he's getting an earful.

MJ4H · 11-19-2011, 05:16 PM

hahahaha nice

10-07-2011, 04:30 PM	#707
bronconick College Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kalamazoo, MI	Anyone else reaching their limit on the # of Steve Jobs updates, pictures in memory of, videos in memory of, and out and out sadness for a CEO that I'm reasonably certain none of my friends ever met and probably wouldn't have been allowed into a building he was in? It's been at least as much of a spike as Osama's death was, if not more. Last edited by bronconick : 10-07-2011 at 04:31 PM.

10-07-2011, 04:34 PM	#709
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Nope. But, that's because a lot of my friends on facebook I worked with at Apple and a lot of them are still at Apple. So, different perspective from my point of view. On the flip side, not seeing too many of my 'non Apple' friends say much at all. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

10-26-2011, 05:50 PM	#716
Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	Don't get me started on the ones that say you need to pass it along if you want to show you are a true Christian. __________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

11-12-2011, 01:40 AM	#722
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	"Happy birthday, hottest guy on FOFC!" __________________ The EagleFan YouTube Channel - Reactions Soarin' & Scratchin' YouTube Channel - We react to music, videos, TV, we talk, we are planning some field trips Soarin' & Soothin' - Meditation, Relaxation, and Sleep Aid; mental health is important

11-17-2011, 12:36 PM	#733
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	"I am really trying to not be miserable but it is difficult when you have vomiting n diarrhea topped off with a yeast infection. Im being punished for my piss-poor attitude, but I really cannot tolerate stupid people right now " __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

10-07-2011, 05:06 PM	#710
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	I love the irony of some of the Steve Jobs sadness posts followed by posts that we should be all protesting corporate greed.

10-26-2011, 03:20 PM	#714
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000

10-30-2011, 12:37 AM	#719
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	Give a Red Card to Your Annoying Social Media Friends - The Memphis Egotist

11-17-2011, 09:21 AM	#729
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	Maybe he knows they give out candy at the pain management clinic?

11-17-2011, 10:16 AM	#730
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	oh my geez i fill like im drowning from my sinus's Like · · 18 minutes ago ·

11-17-2011, 10:19 AM	#731
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	University of Phonix, that's classic. I kind of want to start that school now. "When you leave here, you'll be an expert at phonix."

11-17-2011, 12:39 PM	#734
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	She just gave me two of her three symptoms figure it out go

11-17-2011, 12:39 PM	#736
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	If the woman who posted that shows up for bowling league tomorrow night, I'm basically just going to quit bowling. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

11-17-2011, 12:41 PM	#737
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	Well what are your other choices

11-17-2011, 12:42 PM	#738
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I'd better not catch a damn yeast infection __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

11-17-2011, 12:49 PM	#739
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	__________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

11-18-2011, 01:14 AM	#742
Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	Bracing for the wave of Twilight related Facebook posts. One Twilight mom on my Facebook page is already spamming about being waiting in line and for some reason it didn't click in my head. I just checked FB and it finally clicked. (begins to weep) __________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

11-18-2011, 10:27 AM	#744
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	at least they probably won't be posting a running commentary throughout the movie like a lot of the sports fans on my friends list do. 87 posts that don't mean anything if you're not watching the same game they are.

11-18-2011, 09:22 PM	#745
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	Anyone friends with this guy? Cops: Burglar Logs Into Facebook While Breaking Into Georgia Home « CBS Atlanta

11-19-2011, 10:51 AM	#747
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Time for a new hobby? I Hear embroidering is nice.

11-19-2011, 05:16 PM	#750
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	hahahaha nice

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