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CraigSca · 04-04-2012, 03:40 PM

He's on the radio here in Orlando. I just take it as one of the paybacks for no longer having to deal with snow and freezing rain.

Ksyrup · 04-04-2012, 03:42 PM

The reason I thought about it is all those commercials during the NCAA tournament for his new CBS Sports Network show, plus word today on twitter that his radio show (again, I didn't even know he was still on radio) has been dropped in the KC market, and some people tweeting these "wow what a huge mistake!"-type messages. Just made me wonder if I've either been living under a rock or fell asleep for 15 years.

Honolulu_Blue · 04-04-2012, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by CraigSca

He's on the radio here in Orlando. I just take it as one of the paybacks for no longer having to deal with snow and freezing rain.

He used to be on the radio in Detroit on weekday afternoons from like 12-3 pm or something. I am not sure if he still is, since he recently jumped ship from ESPN to CBS. Never quite understood the appeal.

SackAttack · 04-04-2012, 03:53 PM

He's on out here, or was last I checked, but it wasn't with the ESPN radio affiliate.

CraigSca · 04-04-2012, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

The reason I thought about it is all those commercials during the NCAA tournament for his new CBS Sports Network show, plus word today on twitter that his radio show (again, I didn't even know he was still on radio) has been dropped in the KC market, and some people tweeting these "wow what a huge mistake!"-type messages. Just made me wonder if I've either been living under a rock or fell asleep for 15 years.

Funny you mention this - about a month ago he was talking on his show about recently being dropped in Houston.

CraigSca · 04-04-2012, 03:59 PM

dola

Listening to him sounds like trying to listen in on an exclusive show for jackasses. The whole show sounds like a bunch of people trying to be too cool for the rest of us.

M GO BLUE!!! · 04-04-2012, 04:46 PM

I took a dump today that had a sweet smell to it.

Logan · 04-04-2012, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I took a dump today that had a sweet smell to it.

Your own brand always smells sweet.

SackAttack · 04-04-2012, 06:19 PM

I always had classified Tom Clancy books (even those where the book is written by someone else but Clancy sharing the byline) as kind of the literary equivalent of a popcorn flick. It's not high art, but it's fun, so shut up and eat your popcorn.

Until I got to the point where he had a character arrested for treason in one of his latest books. Which is cool. Except he KILLED THAT CHARACTER WITH A BRAIN ANEURYSM MULTIPLE BOOKS AGO.

I'm not sure whether I'm angrier at Clancy, the ghostwriter, or the alleged copy editor at his publisher. I am sure that any future books under the Clancy brand have lost even their popcorn appeal for me. If Clancy and his publisher can't be bothered, neither can I.

Ksyrup · 04-04-2012, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CraigSca

dola

Listening to him sounds like trying to listen in on an exclusive show for jackasses. The whole show sounds like a bunch of people trying to be too cool for the rest of us.

I've always thought he was the sports radio mentor for Dane Cook's comic stylings. Like there's some inside joke I'm not cool enough to be in on, and they're too busy backslapping each other to realize it ain't all that funny.

Matthean · 04-04-2012, 09:53 PM

Turned 40 today. I got an e-mail giving me ways to help avoid getting shot down for a job due to my age. Thanks, Career Builder.

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Originally Posted by Matthean

My parents asked about wanting a Kindle for Christmas. I said no since I wanted something else. Now the idea of a Kindle has been stuck in my head, and now I'm seeing how well Amazon Prime, which I have, works with a Kindle Fire. Waiting to see what I get for my birthday since I didn't ask for anything.

$160. No Kindle. Since I kind of already splurged on board games and had some extra costs recently, it will go into the bank. Either I'll get a Kindle Fire for myself or ask for one for Christmas. I literally have nothing left to ask for. Maybe I'll just start asking for specific board games.

sterlingice · 04-04-2012, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

Turned 40 today. I got an e-mail giving me ways to help avoid getting shot down for a job due to my age. Thanks, Career Builder.

I saw that one, too. Thought it might be an interesting topic and I really didn't have a good answer for the question. But, nope- like most career builder articles, it was insipid and insulting to my intelligence. Did you know that you should keep up with your computer skills (really?!? I never thought of that) and I know that the next thing 60 year olds want to do for that career is go back to school. That's totally practical 5 years before retirement.

SI

ColtCrazy · 04-04-2012, 10:19 PM

The allure of a nice contract has put teaching in Abu Dhabi back on the table. Would double my current salary, but I would teaching solo.

sterlingice · 04-04-2012, 11:00 PM

Good luck with that decision.

Say hi to Nermal if you go

SI

TCY Junkie · 04-04-2012, 11:17 PM

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the fuck

I meant all those wonderful things I said to you.

stevew · 04-05-2012, 12:12 AM

Ted: Restricted Trailer - watch more funny videos

I'm not a big Family Guy fan, but this NSFW red band trailer for Ted has some promise.

B & B · 04-05-2012, 01:24 AM

stevew is my hero

M GO BLUE!!! · 04-05-2012, 01:43 AM

that trailer is so much better than what was seen on tv

Izulde · 04-05-2012, 01:54 AM

I love watching Operation Repo and South Beach Tow. Guilty pleasures, sure, but showing some of the very worst of humanity.

JediKooter · 04-05-2012, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

Good luck with that decision.

Say hi to Nermal if you go

SI

That is one heck of a Garfield reference. Well played.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-05-2012, 01:06 PM

I just spent an hour having lunch with a woman who kinda looks like a white Smurfette.

MacroGuru · 04-05-2012, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I just spent an hour having lunch with a woman who kinda looks like a white Smurfette.

Does she live with a bunch of little blue men?

Pumpy Tudors · 04-05-2012, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

Does she live with a bunch of little blue men?

She shared a lot of details about her personal life, but that didn't come up.

MacroGuru · 04-05-2012, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

She shared a lot of details about her personal life, but that didn't come up.

Well, if she doesn't....ask her if she would like to...

sterlingice · 04-05-2012, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

That is one heck of a Garfield reference. Well played.

Even better when you know that ColtCrazy lives in Indy (duh) and author Jim Davis is also from Indiana

SI

Ksyrup · 04-05-2012, 01:31 PM

Funniest Garfield-related item I've heard in 25 years.

Chief Rum · 04-05-2012, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Funniest Garfield-related item I've heard in 25 years.

Setting that bar high.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-05-2012, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

Well, if she doesn't....ask her if she would like to...

I think I might not be allowed to speak to her again. My "work wife" caught me having lunch with Smurfette, and now she's trying to destroy me.

help me please too many bitches

terpkristin · 04-05-2012, 01:41 PM

I really think I hate the Vita.

/tk

Ksyrup · 04-05-2012, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Setting that bar high.

No, not really. I haven't found Garfield to be funny since I was... OK, make that in 30 years.

Chief Rum · 04-05-2012, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

No, not really. I haven't found Garfield to be funny since I was... OK, make that in 30 years.

Me neither. Sarcasm doesn't translate well on the Interwebs.

JediKooter · 04-05-2012, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

Even better when you know that ColtCrazy lives in Indy (duh) and author Jim Davis is also from Indiana

SI

It's not every day you get a Garfield reference...now two. I need to close up shop before this day takes a turn for the worse.

JediKooter · 04-05-2012, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I think I might not be allowed to speak to her again. My "work wife" caught me having lunch with Smurfette, and now she's trying to destroy me.

help me please too many bitches

How tall is she and does she do parties?

DataKing · 04-05-2012, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

How tall is she...

Three apples high. Duh!

JediKooter · 04-05-2012, 02:31 PM

But does she do parties?

Matthean · 04-05-2012, 03:18 PM

You would be surprised to hear there is a movie called Zombie Ass: The Toilet of the Dead. You will not be surprised to hear it's from Japan.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-05-2012, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

How tall is she and does she do parties?

She's listed at 4'10", but much like athletes, that number is devilishly exaggerated. Three apples high is closer to reality. Judging from her Facebook photos, she appears to do parties.

spleen1015 · 04-05-2012, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Judging from her Facebook photos, she appears to do parties.

Please share!

MacroGuru · 04-05-2012, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I think I might not be allowed to speak to her again. My "work wife" caught me having lunch with Smurfette, and now she's trying to destroy me.

help me please too many bitches

You just need to give them 5 across the eye twice and shout "Respect" with the first one and "Discipline" with the second!

Pumpy Tudors · 04-05-2012, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

Please share!

I can share photos of me doing a party. Do you want the pics with the orange thong or the purple thong?

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

You just need to give them 5 across the eye twice and shout "Respect" with the first one and "Discipline" with the second!

Advice taken and appreciated.

M GO BLUE!!! · 04-05-2012, 04:37 PM

Smurfette is a major tease. I hear every single smurf has blue-balls.

jeff061 · 04-05-2012, 04:42 PM

NSFW language

Warhammer · 04-05-2012, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I just spent an hour having lunch with a woman who kinda looks like a white Smurfette.

Did you smurf her?

JediKooter · 04-05-2012, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

She's listed at 4'10", but much like athletes, that number is devilishly exaggerated. Three apples high is closer to reality. Judging from her Facebook photos, she appears to do parties.

I'd ask you for her facebook profile, but, I have a feeling my search will come up a bit short.

ColtCrazy · 04-05-2012, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

That is one heck of a Garfield reference. Well played.

I was impressed too. Forgotten all about that.

JediKooter · 04-05-2012, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ColtCrazy

I was impressed too. Forgotten all about that.

Odie still getting no respect though.

ColtCrazy · 04-05-2012, 10:19 PM

Some Apple reps came to our district today to show us iBooks Author and some other apps. Going to play around with making a short photography book that I can use for teaching in England this summer.

Also discovered a couple of iPad apps that allow you to take over your PC and use it as a whiteboard. Anyone have any experience with Splashtop or Doceri? Reviews seem to lean toward Splashtop, but wanted to see if anyone knew anything about either.

My daughter has an iPad for school to help her with her visual disability. My wife has one. After today, I really want one now.

Matthean · 04-05-2012, 11:16 PM

Some days I feel like being able to do a Caucasian version of Chris Rock's "Niggas vs. Black People" called "Rednecks vs. Caucasians." No other group of Caucasians are so proud of being within their own group. I don't care how well you handle your "bit-ness." Learn to sound like you actually graduated from high school.

Lathum · 04-05-2012, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

Some days I feel like being able to do a Caucasian version of Chris Rock's "Niggas vs. Black People" called "Rednecks vs. Caucasians." No other group of Caucasians are so proud of being within their own group. I don't care how well you handle your "bit-ness." Learn to sound like you actually graduated from high school.

The problem is most of them don't.

M GO BLUE!!! · 04-06-2012, 01:20 AM

Doritos Jacked Enchilada Supreme rock.

04-04-2012, 03:40 PM	#7801
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	He's on the radio here in Orlando. I just take it as one of the paybacks for no longer having to deal with snow and freezing rain. __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

04-04-2012, 03:42 PM	#7802
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	The reason I thought about it is all those commercials during the NCAA tournament for his new CBS Sports Network show, plus word today on twitter that his radio show (again, I didn't even know he was still on radio) has been dropped in the KC market, and some people tweeting these "wow what a huge mistake!"-type messages. Just made me wonder if I've either been living under a rock or fell asleep for 15 years. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-04-2012, 03:59 PM	#7806
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	dola Listening to him sounds like trying to listen in on an exclusive show for jackasses. The whole show sounds like a bunch of people trying to be too cool for the rest of us. __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

04-04-2012, 10:19 PM	#7813
ColtCrazy College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Midwest	The allure of a nice contract has put teaching in Abu Dhabi back on the table. Would double my current salary, but I would teaching solo. __________________ The Field Generals and Statis Pro Basketball Super League

04-04-2012, 11:00 PM	#7814
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Good luck with that decision. Say hi to Nermal if you go SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

04-04-2012, 03:53 PM	#7804
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	He's on out here, or was last I checked, but it wasn't with the ESPN radio affiliate.

04-04-2012, 04:46 PM	#7807
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I took a dump today that had a sweet smell to it.

04-04-2012, 06:19 PM	#7809
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	I always had classified Tom Clancy books (even those where the book is written by someone else but Clancy sharing the byline) as kind of the literary equivalent of a popcorn flick. It's not high art, but it's fun, so shut up and eat your popcorn. Until I got to the point where he had a character arrested for treason in one of his latest books. Which is cool. Except he KILLED THAT CHARACTER WITH A BRAIN ANEURYSM MULTIPLE BOOKS AGO. I'm not sure whether I'm angrier at Clancy, the ghostwriter, or the alleged copy editor at his publisher. I am sure that any future books under the Clancy brand have lost even their popcorn appeal for me. If Clancy and his publisher can't be bothered, neither can I.

04-05-2012, 12:12 AM	#7816
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Ted: Restricted Trailer - watch more funny videos I'm not a big Family Guy fan, but this NSFW red band trailer for Ted has some promise.

04-05-2012, 01:24 AM	#7817
B & B College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo	stevew is my hero __________________ Nobody cares about Kyle Orton because he's black. -PT

04-05-2012, 01:43 AM	#7818
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	that trailer is so much better than what was seen on tv

04-05-2012, 01:54 AM	#7819
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	I love watching Operation Repo and South Beach Tow. Guilty pleasures, sure, but showing some of the very worst of humanity. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

04-05-2012, 01:06 PM	#7821
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I just spent an hour having lunch with a woman who kinda looks like a white Smurfette. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

04-05-2012, 01:31 PM	#7826
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Funniest Garfield-related item I've heard in 25 years. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-05-2012, 01:41 PM	#7829
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	I really think I hate the Vita. /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

04-05-2012, 02:31 PM	#7835
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	But does she do parties? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

04-05-2012, 03:18 PM	#7836
Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	You would be surprised to hear there is a movie called Zombie Ass: The Toilet of the Dead. You will not be surprised to hear it's from Japan. __________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

04-05-2012, 04:37 PM	#7841
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Smurfette is a major tease. I hear every single smurf has blue-balls.

04-05-2012, 04:42 PM	#7842
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	NSFW language __________________

04-05-2012, 10:19 PM	#7847
ColtCrazy College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Midwest	Some Apple reps came to our district today to show us iBooks Author and some other apps. Going to play around with making a short photography book that I can use for teaching in England this summer. Also discovered a couple of iPad apps that allow you to take over your PC and use it as a whiteboard. Anyone have any experience with Splashtop or Doceri? Reviews seem to lean toward Splashtop, but wanted to see if anyone knew anything about either. My daughter has an iPad for school to help her with her visual disability. My wife has one. After today, I really want one now. __________________ The Field Generals and Statis Pro Basketball Super League

04-05-2012, 11:16 PM	#7848
Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	Some days I feel like being able to do a Caucasian version of Chris Rock's "Niggas vs. Black People" called "Rednecks vs. Caucasians." No other group of Caucasians are so proud of being within their own group. I don't care how well you handle your "bit-ness." Learn to sound like you actually graduated from high school. __________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

04-06-2012, 01:20 AM	#7850
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Doritos Jacked Enchilada Supreme rock.

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