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[terpkristin]

Originally Posted by VPI97

I'm 3/4ths of the way into a bottle of Clos du Bois while listening to Christopher Cross & reading online comics.





I'm such a huge dork.

Yeah but that's why we love you.
I'm on my way to being drunk, though for no particular reason. I'm drinking rum and coke's though.

Amdaily, did you get your foot/ankle checked out? Cuz pain that lasts a long time isn't usually a good thing (the expert speaking here).

/tk

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by terpkristin

Yeah but that's why we love you.


Amdaily, did you get your foot/ankle checked out? Cuz pain that lasts a long time isn't usually a good thing (the expert speaking here).

/tk

Is that so? Ahh, I'll take you word for it.

Today is day 10 since I hurt it and it is slightly better.Iced it down real good last night and this morning. We'll see what its like in the morning. I wanna play drunken basketball again

Speaking of which, I'm up to 3 and watching the Agassi-Nadal match on ESPN2. DONT FUCKING SPOIL IT IN THIS THREAD (Woot! Agassi)!

I'm also typing pretty coherently, so it is time for another :cheers:

[amdaily]

Now I find myself sitting here alone watching a very slow tennis match, the humidity is fucking killing me, thinking about going to the bar, but it will probably be empty to.

[Coder]

i refuse to post in thi s thread.. seriousl... not a word will come from my keyboard. y'all better believe it.

[Coder]

by the way.. who the hell bumped this thread to the first page just for today? vicious move.

[amdaily]

tHNKing i'm going to pre-pay for the whole year right now: http://www.winkinglizard.com/beertour.asp

[oliegirl]

Originally Posted by amdaily

tHNKing i'm going to pre-pay for the whole year right now: http://www.winkinglizard.com/beertour.asp

I've recently joined the passport club at Taco Mac and have made it my mission in life to get my name on the wall by tasting 120 different beers. I've tasted 6 so far...it's going to be a long journey, but it will be fun!

[Coder]

Originally Posted by oliegirl

I've recently joined the passport club at Taco Mac and have made it my mission in life to get my name on the wall by tasting 120 different beers. I've tasted 6 so far...it's going to be a long journey, but it will be fun!

keep going!! The night is still young!!!!!!!!

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by oliegirl

I've recently joined the passport club at Taco Mac and have made it my mission in life to get my name on the wall by tasting 120 different beers. I've tasted 6 so far...it's going to be a long journey, but it will be fun!

way to dampen my master plan! now that i know there is a club offering a 120 beer tour, even coming in first in mine with seem so insigniucant and worthless

[Coder]

Originally Posted by amdaily

way to dampen my master plan! now that i know there is a club offering a 120 beer tour, even coming in first in mine with seem so insigniucant and worthless

seriously.. what time do you have? it's 3:50 here and you already spell worse than I do!

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by Coder

seriously.. what time do you have? it's 3:50 here and you already spell worse than I do!

4

only 9:50 here sucker! i havemany hours f drinking ahrwad of me

[Coder]

Originally Posted by amdaily

4

only 9:50 here sucker! i havemany hours f drinking ahrwad of me

cheeers! may your night of intoxication be at least half as fun as mine was!

i'm off to beeeeeeed.

it's light outside by the way.

[terpkristin]

Originally Posted by Coder

seriously.. what time do you have? it's 3:50 here and you already spell worse than I do!

Just keep in mind that in his last 50 posts, only 14 have been in threads outside of this one. That's 72% of his time posting here is "drunk." And 6 of those 14 were in a thread called "Blah" where a cursory look would say that he was drunk there, too...I do believe that should explain any confusion you may have.

Meanwhile, what do you mean that this thread got bumped to the first page? I didn't have that problem, though if I have to go through one of the interstitials, I DO go to the top of the current page instead of the newest post.

/tk

[Coder]

Originally Posted by terpkristin

Meanwhile, what do you mean that this thread got bumped to the first page? I didn't have that problem, though if I have to go through one of the interstitials, I DO go to the top of the current page instead of the newest post.
/tk

I'm of the firm belief that someone purposely (is that a word?) bumps this thread every time I've had the slightest little alcoholic beverage just to dare me to post in here... really... seriously.. vicious.

[Coder]

Originally Posted by terpkristin

I do believe that should explain any confusion you may have.
/tk

to be honest.. most of my confusion probably stems from the fact that I'm slightly intoxicated myself.. in a strange swedish sort of way.

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by terpkristin

Just keep in mind that in his last 50 posts, only 14 have been in threads outside of this one. That's 72% of his time posting here is "drunk." And 6 of those 14 were in a thread called "Blah" where a cursory look would say that he was drunk there, too...I do believe that should explain any confusion you may have.

Meanwhile, what do you mean that this thread got bumped to the first page? I didn't have that problem, though if I have to go through one of the interstitials, I DO go to the top of the current page instead of the newest post.

/tk

what are you, spipping on the rum and coke? anypne that can still gather those types and stats and mathamasize them this late clearly is not drunk enough!

and i was not drunk in that blah thread, FYI
edit: ....or was i

[sabotai]

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by sabotai

if someones wants me to, i will imitate that photo and post it right now!

[amdaily]

god, we've had a casulty !

he was a young amstel. had lived a good life up to the end. it was an accident really, he slipped down the stairs and feel hard. hung on for just a bit afterwards, but he wasn't the same. had so much to give before the incident, but was only a little shell of himself after. i went ahead and put him out of his misery as quickly as i could, but still in grievein for what could have been

[sabotai]

Originally Posted by amdaily

if someones wants me to, i will imitate that photo and post it right now!

Do eeeet!

[Greyroofoo]

man, I am so drunk I think I'm gonna send some money to the ashley madison website and then hide my bank statements from my imaginary spouse

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

man, I am so drunk I think I'm gonna send some money to the ashley madison website and then hide my bank statements from my imaginary spouse

1 fucking post and you top the totality of mine for the night :thumbup:

[Greyroofoo]

on another note, it sucks not having a car and there's nothing good going on in the dorms, its no wonder why everyone here is an alcoholic.

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by amdaily

1 fucking post and you top the totality of mine for the night :thumbup:

but i do raise you this now that it has been requested

of coruse you can now +8 to that beer count from almost 2 hours ago, as i'm definetly to drunk to get the camera out again

[amdaily]

well, this is jsut perfect. went out to the garage to play some darts. turned the radio on and on comes a song that brought back fond memories of one long and exiciting night with the ex.

now i find myself depressed and sitting in here a stuper wondier whether she is coked up and fucking fat ass tongiht, enjoying eifreworks like a normal person (yes im no longer normal ) or asleep like the remainder.

as fuck it, i'm goningg to bed too

[sabotai]

I <3 the FOFC

[VPI97]

Originally Posted by terpkristin

Yeah but that's why we love you.

I finished up the Clos du Bois and am halfway through a bottle of Sterling Merlot that we've had for a few years. Good stuff. Nikki and I took some time to watch Heat (Pacino, DeNiro), but now it's back to Christophr Cross for me.

[cthomer5000]

Originally Posted by VPI97

I finished up the Clos du Bois and am halfway through a bottle of Sterling Merlot that we've had for a few years. Good stuff. Nikki and I took some time to watch Heat (Pacino, DeNiro), but now it's back to Christophr Cross for me.

"...cause she's got a GREAT ASS!!! and you got your head ALL THE WAY UP IT!!!"

[VPI97]

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

"...cause she's got a GREAT ASS!!! and you got your head ALL THE WAY UP IT!!!"

HAHAHAHA

I pointed that line out to Nikki as it happened and said that it was one of the classic lines in cinema. Of course, I went on a diatribe of many more quotes at that point, but that's the one that started the dialog.

[Greyroofoo]

and thy lord godst alcohol hast cursed me with plague of terrible euchre hands and partnersth. O lordeth, what hath I done to deserdeth such terrible retributioneth?

[cthomer5000]

Originally Posted by VPI97

HAHAHAHA

I pointed that line out to Nikki as it happened and said that it was one of the classic lines in cinema. Of course, I went on a diatribe of many more quotes at that point, but that's the one that started the dialog.

The "GIMME ALL YA GOT! GIMME ALL YA GOT." line is a total classic between me and my friend. I think we've used the soundbyte on ever episode of our podcast as well.

Fantasitc movie and some fantastic lines from it.

[terpkristin]

I found a bottle of wine in my pantry I forgot I had, a Yellow Tail 2004 Reserve Shiraz.

I drank it.

I'm seriously buzzed.

Good thing I had no work today and none tomorrow.

Now to drink lots of water. Water is good.

/tk

[JeeberD]

Clos du Bois, Sterling, YT Shiraz...there's some good wine being drunk in this thread lately.

Edit: Though I would go for the Sterling Cab over the Merlot, personally.

[amdaily]

*Whew*

Thank God I didn't post in here last night! Drunkest I've been in a while, could have made quite the fool of myself

[tanglewood]

Is it allowable if you post in the drunk thread if you aren't sure if you;re drunk, but just think you're a bit buzzed? I need a clarification here.

[tanglewood]

dola

Is it wron if on the walk home the only thing I was thinking about was if I was elligible to post in this thread?

[Raiders Army]

Originally Posted by tanglewood

dola

Is it wron if on the walk home the only thing I was thinking about was if I was elligible to post in this thread?

Nope and I'm glad that you walked home instead of driving.

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by tanglewood

Is it allowable if you post in the drunk thread if you aren't sure if you;re drunk, but just think you're a bit buzzed? I need a clarification here.

Yes, the buzzed are certainly welcome here.

Originally Posted by tanglewood

dola

Is it wron if on the walk home the only thing I was thinking about was if I was elligible to post in this thread?

Not at all, I have done this on many occasions.

[tanglewood]

Excellent, high fives allround. WOOT.

[amdaily]

Now I sort of wish I was drunk tonight

[Bonegavel]

Just finished off 9 mike's hard lemonade's since about 8 o'clock. God I love hanging out and drinking with the neighbors!!!!!!1

Kids play and we drink. Can you ask for more?

[JeeberD]

I found a bottle of Shiraz/Cab at Walmart for four bucks at Walmart and thought that I would give it a shot. It's drinkable, but that's about it. Hopefully it'll at least give me a buzz after a couple more glasses...

[Bonegavel]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

I found a bottle of Shiraz/Cab at Walmart for four bucks at Walmart and thought that I would give it a shot. It's drinkable, but that's about it. Hopefully it'll at least give me a buzz after a couple more glasses...

nice. Our walmarts here in PA don't server alchohol. Damn PALCB.

[Bonegavel]

dola. heh. I said 'server.'

[JeeberD]

Ugh. I had to deal with that for quite a while but luckily we went semi-wet (beer and wine, no liquor) here in Lewisville just over a year ago. Dry counties suck...

[Bonegavel]

the PA Liquor Control Board are bastards. I went to UVA and in Va, every place seemed to carry booze (fond memories of stumbling into grocery stores late night and grabbing mad dog 20/20 bottles). Go to the supermarket? Booze isle!!!! Here in the good ole Pennsyltucky you only have beer distributors and state stores.

[JeeberD]

Geez, sounds worse than Texas. I remember the first time I visited Louisiana, though, and went into an Albertson's. I was SHOCKED to see liquor in a grocery store! I had no idea that was legal in the US...

[Bonegavel]

Damn, I would've thought texas would be pretty lax.

[JeeberD]

No way...too much of a Baptist influence around here.

[Bonegavel]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

No way...too much of a Baptist influence around here.

hehe, as an ex-baptist, I feel your pain.