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06-29-2010, 02:15 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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It takes a long time to drown a bee/wasp. I've tried before.
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06-29-2010, 02:25 PM
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FOFC Survivor
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Wentzville, MO
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06-29-2010, 03:13 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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Ya, me too - and it was right next to "extense for women".... |
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06-29-2010, 03:14 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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How do I become a member of a superstar athlete's posse?
Now, as a 32-year old what man, I know it's not too likely that I will ever end up running with LeBron. But what if I could start over tomorrow as a small black boy - how could I make that happen? |
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06-29-2010, 06:29 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: New Jersey
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Thank you mailman, I really appreciate that you trapped a hornet in our mailbox today. By the time I came home it was good and pissed off and ready to sting my index finger. Awesome.
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06-29-2010, 07:30 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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Why can't someone make a package manager for windows like synaptic package manager. Just load that fucker up with a repository of kick ass freeware. Should be easy enough.
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06-29-2010, 07:45 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Did you use a bottle of Windex to kill it?
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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06-29-2010, 10:31 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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Anyone know if UPS will deliver in a hurricane? I am expecting 20 packages tomorrow.
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
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06-29-2010, 11:01 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Federal Way, WA
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In seriousness, they have delivered to me before when under coastal tropical and hurricane warnings. Although being hit by serious squal lines could probably affect that. |
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06-30-2010, 08:29 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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I must be tired today -- some serious reading comprehension issues already:
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I thought the idea of the FED sending $10 billion to God was pretty funny. Quote:
Took me a while to process this ("he can't really mean that, can he?") before reading the rest of the sentence. Quote:
This one's probably the worst. As I read this, I kept thinking, "How can Ironhead be posting? I thought Craig Heyward was dead." |
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06-30-2010, 10:58 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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I hope they do. I have 450 soccer balls on the way, need them ASAP. edit: Forgot to check tracking today. It says out for delivery, woot. Now where do I store 450 soccer balls for a few days?
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! Last edited by Cringer : 06-30-2010 at 11:01 AM. |
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06-30-2010, 11:15 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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I gotta ask.. why?
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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06-30-2010, 11:19 AM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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He's obviously an eccentric crazy person. I just imagine a house - completely normal except for the presence of 450 soccer balls. |
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06-30-2010, 11:39 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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It's amazing the number of facebook friends I had that I thought were male that I realized I was wrong about last night.
Holy crap with the Twilight shit. |
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06-30-2010, 11:40 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Give Kathy Griffin a call.
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 Last edited by JediKooter : 06-30-2010 at 12:16 PM. |
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06-30-2010, 11:44 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Whenever I see Twilight, Twilight = Twilight 2000 for me... Thank god I'm a 39 year old male with a daughter that is only 2 so, I'm spared this (for now). Do they put out one of these movies ever 3 months or something?
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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06-30-2010, 11:47 AM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Chicago
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Awesome game.
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Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty) |
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06-30-2010, 11:50 AM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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I don't think that Twilight guy is at all good-looking. And I'm a mad that can admit another man is attractive. But he looks like a monkey-man or something.
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06-30-2010, 12:10 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I'm 39 and have an 11 year old daughter. It's my 39 year old wife who is so into this shit. She went to the midnight showing last night with 2 dozen other women her age. Craziness, I tell you.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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06-30-2010, 12:14 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Totally agree. He looks weird. I'm sure he's chiseled and what-not, but he looks like he's wearing a mask or is a super-creature in mid-transformation or something. Which, I guess, explains his popularity in this movie.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 06-30-2010 at 12:15 PM. |
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06-30-2010, 12:42 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! Last edited by Cringer : 06-30-2010 at 12:42 PM. |
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06-30-2010, 12:47 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Who the fuck goes on a vacation because of a cities farmers markets???????
I just read, perhaps one of the stupidest, articles on the best/worst places to vacation during the summer and one of the fucking criteria was farmers markets. Farmers markets?? Seriously? Here is the article: http://travel.yahoo.com/p-interests-34887215 Farmers fucking markets...wow.
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06-30-2010, 12:55 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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anyone else notice Texas Governor Rick Perry is morphing into George W. Bush? He is starying to look more like him, and his voice and speech pattern is getting pretty close too.
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06-30-2010, 01:04 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Have they ever been spotted in the same room at the same time?
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06-30-2010, 01:08 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Yeah, those are the kinds where 15 years later they get arrested, and it all starts making sense.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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06-30-2010, 01:09 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Or he could be porking some of the soccer moms.
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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06-30-2010, 01:24 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Nigeria's president is named Goodluck Jonathan.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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06-30-2010, 01:31 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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I think I've received some spam from him saying that he has come into possession of 20.000.000 US DOLLARS.
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06-30-2010, 02:41 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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I have it in my netflix queue. I thought it was a sequel for Dane Cook.
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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06-30-2010, 03:05 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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According to Subway's literature, a 21 oz. unsweet tea is 0 calories and a 32 oz. unsweet tea is 5 calories.
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06-30-2010, 03:13 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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The 32 oz is considered the deluxe version and comes with a lemon wedge. The lemon that leeches into the tea accounts for the 5 calories. Actually.. thats not true, but it's worth a shot.
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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06-30-2010, 03:19 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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They probably are rounding the numbers. 0 for less than 2.5 calories, and 5 for more than 2.5 calories. Why? I don't know. You should ask that question to them on their website! |
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06-30-2010, 03:21 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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Did you order them with or without air, because if you wanted air that's going to cost you extra. Plus you'll need a bigger house. |
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06-30-2010, 03:26 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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From the USDA. N8. Should a value of 47 calories be rounded up to 50 calories or rounded down to 45 calories? Answer: Calories must be shown as follows: 50 calories or less--Round to nearest 5-calorie increment: Example: Round 47 calories to "45 calories" Above 50 calories--Round to nearest 10-calorie increment: Example: Round 96 calories to "100 calories" 21 CFR 101.9(c)(1) Also see Appendix H for rounding guidelines. I officially have no life...
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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06-30-2010, 03:37 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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Yeah that is pretty stupid. |
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06-30-2010, 03:50 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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Wow you just proved how awesome I am at guessing... |
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06-30-2010, 05:31 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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450 balls in 20 boxes. I didn't ask but I assume they are without air. If they have air those are going to be some big boxes, so yes I will need a bigger house. If the power goes out tonight though, and the balls are without air, I know what I can do to pass the time.
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
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06-30-2010, 06:16 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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UPS showed, during one of the very heavy rain periods. He said he wanted to time it so it wasn't so bad, of course he stayed in the truck while I carried the boxes into the garage. Each box is about 2'x2', a little bigger then I was hoping.
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
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06-30-2010, 08:45 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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Was sitting here watching The Weather Channel and messing around on my phone, I had uploaded a picture of a flooded street not far from my house on twitter with a dumb comment. I guess some TWC guy who gets paid to sit on Twitter saw it somehow (I didn't @ anyone, just put #Alex), I didn't know he saw it until after I saw it on TWC as they went to commercial, and they gave credit to Cringer63. Surprised the hell out of me. My FOFC name is super famous now though, don't be jealous.
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
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07-01-2010, 12:48 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Haha! Awesome!
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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07-01-2010, 11:48 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: san jose CA
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At first I pretty much ignored all those Coors commercials touting the "when it turns blue it's cold" feature but I have come to understand the logic: if you are relegated to drinking piss water Coors, the least you can do is make sure it's fucking cold!
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07-02-2010, 10:08 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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I love the day before holidays, it's like a mini-vacation day at work because 80%+ of the people are gone on vacation. Plus, the annoying guy that sits next to me is off for the day so, bonus.
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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07-02-2010, 11:01 AM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Chicago
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Alcohol is the great lubricant of society.
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Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty) |
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07-02-2010, 11:25 AM
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FOFC Survivor
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Wentzville, MO
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Last night I was at our high school's last 7 on 7 passing game camp. While our team was sitting during our break, our head coach asked me how things are going for me at work. I mentioned that a competitor for my company is likely to offer me a job and a raise.
When I told him how much I'd be making, he said, "Do you need an assistant?"
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07-02-2010, 11:55 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Awesome! You should have asked him how he looks in a skirt.
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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07-02-2010, 05:43 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo
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Theres 800 calories in a 2 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper.
Not that anyone would finish a bottle themselves, cause 2 liters go flat fast.
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07-02-2010, 05:48 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
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I have never seen a Harry Potter movie.
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07-02-2010, 06:57 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Las Vegas
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I never saw Titanic.
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07-02-2010, 07:42 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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I've never seen Pumpy and Billy Dee Williams in the same place at the same time.
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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07-03-2010, 01:38 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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{chanting on}
oooooommmmmmmmmmm oooooommmmmmmmmmm oooooommmmmmmmmmm Must not get involved with moving wife's furniture Must not get involved with moving wife's furniture Must not get involved with moving wife's furniture oooooommmmmmmmmmm oooooommmmmmmmmmm oooooommmmmmmmmmm {/chant}
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