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Old 11-23-2011, 08:39 PM   #751
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JH got fired about a month ago for fraudulent expense reports then went somewhat postal, actually snuck into the office to confront his boss but his boss was out of the office and we've had security guards since.

HR Lady posts I'm Hiring (with job title and description) on LinkedIn for his replacement.

JH comments on her post - "It will take 3 to replace me."

Just really uncomfortable feeling reading it but kind of funny.

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Old 11-27-2011, 03:20 PM   #752
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"IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO WIN A GAME.. ALL BRAIN CLICKING TOGETHER...."

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Old 11-27-2011, 03:45 PM   #753
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On the Carolina Panthers facebook group:

"IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO WIN A GAME.. ALL BRAIN CLICKING TOGETHER...."

OK THX BUDDY.

My brain is clicking just trying to understand what this man means.
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Old 12-02-2011, 01:23 PM   #754
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I can't make this shit up ...

I post the following status update a few minutes ago
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Random FB gripe - the whole "grouping" posts thing is really getting annoying to me. Not all posts that include the word "Christmas" have the same interest to me, nor are they all related beyond the vaguest sense. Why on Earth won't FB simply give us the option to turn their grouping algorithm on or off?

FB put it in my "also posted about Christmas" group.
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Old 12-02-2011, 04:07 PM   #755
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Never expected someone to come into this thread to post something that they posted...
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Old 12-02-2011, 05:55 PM   #756
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Old 12-02-2011, 06:34 PM   #757
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Never expected someone to come into this thread to post something that they posted...

It supplied the context for the pathetic grouping skills of FB
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Old 12-21-2011, 10:06 AM   #758
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This guy used to be on our school board.

"If Christmas is offensive to non believers, is the song Silent Night offensive to people hard of hearing and afraid of the dark?"
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Old 12-21-2011, 11:51 AM   #759
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This guy used to be on our school board.

"If Christmas is offensive to non believers, is the song Silent Night offensive to people hard of hearing and afraid of the dark?"


I see the 'War on Deaf People' is in full swing.
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Old 12-21-2011, 12:22 PM   #760
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This year is already looking like it will be the best War on Christmas ever!
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Old 12-21-2011, 12:26 PM   #761
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I love the smell of "Happy Holidays" in the morning...
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Old 12-21-2011, 03:33 PM   #762
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Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard say Merry Christmas.
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Old 12-21-2011, 03:45 PM   #763
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"Yeah, I'm gonna say Merry Christmas. I don't care what anyone thinks and there's nothing you can do about it!"

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Old 12-21-2011, 03:57 PM   #764
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Charlie doesn't say "Merry Christmas"
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Old 12-21-2011, 05:11 PM   #765
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When I go home people will ask me, ‘Hey Hoot, why do you do it man? What, you some kinda war junkie?’ You know what I’ll say? I won’t say a goddamn word. Why? They won’t understand. They won’t understand why we do it. They won’t understand that it’s about making people say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays", and that’s it. That’s all it is.
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Old 01-04-2012, 08:47 AM   #766
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First of all, that's not why your "status input looks so bad." It looks that way on every one of your updates.

Second of all, you couldn't wait until you got home to post on facebook how you saved a few bucks on groceries?

Third of all, you are going to beat her if she has an accident? How about you beat her if she kills someone? Heck, I might do that myself.

Holy facepalm.

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Old 01-04-2012, 08:48 AM   #767
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She knows where every button is, except the period and comma?
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Old 01-04-2012, 09:00 AM   #768
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She knows where every button is, except the period and comma?

Bah, neither one knows how to work the apostrophe.


(and "Grandma" should probably be capitalized)
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Old 01-04-2012, 09:39 AM   #769
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I am always a fan of "would of". There's no way that's a typo- it's a complete misunderstanding of English.

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Old 01-21-2012, 04:07 PM   #770
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I don't care what freaking song was number one the day you were born!!!

Sorry, that was more of a facebook rant.
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Old 01-21-2012, 04:10 PM   #771
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I don't care what freaking song was number one the day you were born!!!

Sorry, that was more of a facebook rant.

Bahaha. I've been seeing a lot of this too. I checked to see what mine was using other methods and was disappointed to see it was a Lionel Richie song.
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Old 01-21-2012, 04:11 PM   #772
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I am always a fan of "would of". There's no way that's a typo- it's a complete misunderstanding of English.

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Of course you would of said that... their's always won person that wunts to be some sort of gammer police... there just so concerned with wut others....


Okay, that hurt my head...

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Old 01-21-2012, 04:13 PM   #773
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Bahaha. I've been seeing a lot of this too. I checked to see what mine was using other methods and was disappointed to see it was a Lionel Richie song.

Funny because I did the exact same thing. Checked via other methods that woudn't end in a spam virus (or even anything posted to facebook).
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Old 01-21-2012, 04:14 PM   #774
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There's a woman who recently friended me that I went to high school with. She has immediately become the most annoying person on my feed. She posts 4-5 pictures of herself daily, along with statuses such as "i miss cuddling" and "who wants to come make me dinner" and "i just got a new bureau, who wants to come put it together for me!" etc, etc, etc.

I suppose it wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't a butterface. Her body is nothing short of kick-ass, but she's a definite brown-bag type.
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Old 01-21-2012, 04:16 PM   #775
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There's a woman who recently friended me that I went to high school with. She has immediately become the most annoying person on my feed. She posts 4-5 pictures of herself daily, along with statuses such as "i miss cuddling" and "who wants to come make me dinner" and "i just got a new bureau, who wants to come put it together for me!" etc, etc, etc.

I suppose it wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't a butterface. Her body is nothing short of kick-ass, but she's a definite brown-bag type.

You should prolly brown-bag it an hit it then
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Old 01-21-2012, 04:19 PM   #776
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You should prolly brown-bag it an hit it then

I don't think I could tolerate her for more than 5-10 minutes. Unless I was able to use a ball gag.
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Old 01-21-2012, 04:21 PM   #777
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Old 01-21-2012, 05:48 PM   #778
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Hilarious exchange. Wish I had screened it.

Girl posts status: 'dont think il be going out of my way for anyone anymore.'
Male friend replies: 'sounds like you make alot of bad choices in the people you associate yourself with.'
Girl responds: 'no (name withheld) i dont im just a nice person overall. an i dont apreciate you saying that.'
Male friend replies: 'then stop complaining on facebook about how the human species keeps letting you down. Ive always been a shit or get off the pot type of person. you dont like your situation then change it. Only you can control your happiness, it can not be attained through other people. Sounds like to me your nice to all the wrong people. You may not like it, but im a tough love type of guy and you know that.'

Girl has since deleted these comments and unfriended former male friend.
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Old 01-24-2012, 06:21 PM   #779
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So that girl is back at it again, this time with a typical "woe is me" status. I decided I would be a dick and within 5 minutes of her status being posted, posted this...

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Old 01-24-2012, 06:24 PM   #780
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LOL

I like that people on your wall are playing along.
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Old 01-24-2012, 06:57 PM   #781
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Old 01-24-2012, 07:00 PM   #782
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Old 01-24-2012, 07:02 PM   #783
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Is she hot?

No, but the 4-5 pictures she takes of herself and posts every day would try and make you think otherwise.
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Old 01-24-2012, 07:04 PM   #784
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No, but the 4-5 pictures she takes of herself and posts every day would try and make you think otherwise.

Sounds like she might need a little breather.
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Old 01-24-2012, 07:28 PM   #785
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Sounds like she might need a little breather.

To say the least. She has 193 profile pictures.
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Old 01-24-2012, 07:38 PM   #786
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To say the least. She has 193 profile pictures.

Out of the 193, are any of them not of her?
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Old 01-24-2012, 07:53 PM   #787
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Out of the 193, are any of them not of her?

They are all her either solo or with her toddler.
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Old 01-24-2012, 07:54 PM   #788
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They are all her either solo or with her toddler.

Well at least she was loved for one night...
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Old 01-25-2012, 06:38 AM   #789
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Old 01-25-2012, 08:46 AM   #790
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Well at least she was loved for one night...

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Just got settled down from the dentist. Got all four cut out. Apparently I was really out of it when I first woke up. I was more concerned about my ability to perform felatio or drive my car then I was about if it went well or aftercare. Don't remember, but Kara gave me the play by play hahaha. Gotta love friends that have your back and laugh at you went you're stoned! ♥ ♥

Um, thanks there neice.....
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Old 01-25-2012, 04:17 PM   #794
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The Phil Collins song? She must be a big karaoke fan.
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Old 01-25-2012, 04:20 PM   #795
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The Phil Collins song? She must be a big karaoke fan.

Imagine if she tried singing "Stu-stu-studio" after getting back from the dentist.
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Old 01-29-2012, 10:12 PM   #796
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so i was thinkin about a funny blonde joke refering to my self this blonde hears a loud noise coming from outside she stops what shes doing runs out side and says "Yes! Jesus is coming!" the lady standing next to the blonde says " thats not jesus hunny thats the siren goin off and thats the tornado coming this way!" i refer this as me cuz i would so do this lol
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Old 01-30-2012, 01:19 AM   #797
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A Jesus siren? WTF?
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I'm not surprised she couldn't spell fellatio, but I AM surprised she knew what the word meant.
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I don't even think I could ever find time to post all the messages, but I am friends with a married couple that go into epic fights on FB. I mean truly epicnasty fights which end up in separation. Even their kids and extended family get involved in the mudslinging. This happens about every 3 months.

They always get back together a week later.
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