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05-10-2012, 11:46 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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05-12-2012, 12:24 AM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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05-14-2012, 12:13 AM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Evidently, Kodak had a weapons-grade uranium nuclear reactor at their offices in Rochester, New York since the 1970s, and no one knew about it.
Kodak Had a Secret Weapons-Grade Nuclear Reactor Hidden In a Basement
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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05-14-2012, 12:38 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Haha. Take that, Iran
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05-14-2012, 02:49 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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05-15-2012, 10:16 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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05-16-2012, 08:01 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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"Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!" |
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05-16-2012, 08:59 AM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Lynchburg, VA
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05-16-2012, 11:17 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Oakland, CA
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We should probably suspend anyone who sings that song.
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05-16-2012, 11:22 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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"I'm suspended? OK, then I think I'm sexy but I'm not all that sure about it."
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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05-16-2012, 02:15 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Utah
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"forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future" Last edited by MacroGuru : 05-16-2012 at 02:15 PM. |
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05-16-2012, 02:18 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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Genius.
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05-16-2012, 03:28 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2005
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05-16-2012, 03:45 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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Is the rattlesnake okay?
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05-16-2012, 03:45 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Really bummed out that Christian porn isn't real. Those video descriptions sounded good.
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05-16-2012, 08:02 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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That wasn't even the best part of the story. "Craig, a married father of two, said the mulch was for his marijuana plants, which he is licensed to grow for medical reasons. It was unclear whether the snake came from an adjacent field or arrived at the store along with garden supplies." Last edited by Galaxy : 05-17-2012 at 02:20 PM. |
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05-17-2012, 08:50 AM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bryson Shitty, NC
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Were you as excited about 'The Body Of Chris' as I was?
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Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA
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05-21-2012, 06:04 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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05-21-2012, 06:52 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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My favorite part: Quote:
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05-21-2012, 07:50 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Please tell me this is another "superhero"!
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05-21-2012, 10:45 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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lol, I wrote the same thing to my co worker |
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05-22-2012, 11:17 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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05-22-2012, 11:43 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cary, NC
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The irony of it being a lingerie company makes this all kinds of awesome.
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05-22-2012, 02:26 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Utah
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Or the fact of who owns the company...
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"forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future" |
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05-22-2012, 03:08 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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No joke dude, I was. I was picturing intense sex with a flavor of realism lacking in todays porn. Maybe some spirited dialog and what not. Was truly bummed. |
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05-22-2012, 03:10 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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I think we have a job for crazy Seattle lady.
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05-22-2012, 03:11 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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05-22-2012, 07:18 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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05-22-2012, 07:23 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Madison, WI
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Wow, link this right back to the Random Thoughts thread.
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05-23-2012, 03:53 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
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05-23-2012, 03:56 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Chicago
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Donald Sutherland has seen better days.
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Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty) |
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05-23-2012, 03:57 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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I had no idea Gandolf lived in Iowa
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05-23-2012, 04:33 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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05-23-2012, 04:45 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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The biggest crime is he wasn't building them, but selling them.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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05-23-2012, 08:33 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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I guess software exec doesn't pay what it used to?
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05-24-2012, 12:03 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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From reading the article, it looks like Target did a good job of...building their case against him.
Sorry, had to.
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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05-24-2012, 12:05 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Lisboa, ME
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I'd have been building the sets, not selling them.
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Come On You Irons! West Ham United | Philadelphia Flyers | Cincinnati Bengals | Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner |
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05-24-2012, 12:06 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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We talking about Legos, right? |
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05-24-2012, 12:11 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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He deserves jail time just for NOT using the Legos.
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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05-25-2012, 04:09 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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05-25-2012, 04:10 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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"I receive questions from some women and men... asking 'Will there be a next time? Please host it again.' But there is only one set of male organ," he tweeted on May 16.
"Unfortunately, I have no plan for the next time."
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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05-25-2012, 04:17 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Chicago
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What....the....fuck.....
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05-25-2012, 04:19 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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That's an episode of Iron Chef gone horribly wrong. "The secret ingredient is...your penis!"
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05-25-2012, 04:47 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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I hope that wasn't Izulde's roommate.
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05-25-2012, 05:11 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Chicago
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I'm actually less concerned with the individual that would this to themself, and more concerned with the sickos that would eat it.
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Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty) Last edited by DataKing : 05-25-2012 at 05:11 PM. |
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05-25-2012, 05:52 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2005
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It's Japan--they eat and do some crazy stuff over their. |
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05-27-2012, 02:56 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Lisboa, ME
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Come On You Irons! West Ham United | Philadelphia Flyers | Cincinnati Bengals | Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner |
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05-29-2012, 11:07 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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05-29-2012, 11:14 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Oakland, CA
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This one is making the rounds. Heard it on the radio here 30 min ago.
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05-29-2012, 11:16 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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That must have been some delicious face to continue eating it even after he got shot. |
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