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Yeah, strange thing is he appears to have figured it out 5 years ago. Why is this all of a sudden being publicized?
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05-29-2012, 09:48 PM
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05-30-2012, 06:15 PM
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A Gwinnett County jury on Tuesday awarded $3 million in a medical malpractice lawsuit to survivors of a 31-year-old husband and father of two who died while having sex one day before he was scheduled to have a heart stress test. The unusual lawsuit arose after the Lawrenceville man died on March 12, 2009, while engaging in a threesome with a friend and a woman who was not his wife. It was not immediately clear in the verdict whether the patient's wife or his two sons stand to benefit from the judgement. Plaintiff's lawyers Rod Edmond and Tricia Hoffler, who represented the estate of William Martinez, argued that a doctor at Cardiovascular Group in Lawrenceville failed to take a proper medical history when Martinez consulted him about chest pains that were radiating into his arm. That appointment occurred a week before Martinez died. Martinez had high blood pressure and other tests showed he was at high risk of having clogged heart arteries. The attending cardiologist, Dr. Sreenivasulu Gangasani, scheduled a stress test for eight days later, but failed to inform the patient to stop all physical activity until the test was completed...
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05-30-2012, 06:30 PM
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05-31-2012, 08:59 AM
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Saw this comment on another board and lol'd: Turns out it was a regular guy who ate at Applebees and just had to get that taste out of his mouth.
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05-31-2012, 11:11 AM
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Two Shot in Detroit after Argument Over Kool-Aid
One day we shall look upon the long rows of markers in remembrance of those lost in the great Kool-Aid wars of 2012. |
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05-31-2012, 12:44 PM
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05-31-2012, 12:49 PM
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"Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won't you?"
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05-31-2012, 03:04 PM
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I was amazed at how this face attacker was getting a lot of "he was a sweet guy" defenses in the news. Is it denial for a family member to state that the guy was screwed up? Not saying he deserved to die, but he was eating someone's face and not complying with the officer.
Scarily, the Seattle spree killer unnerved me because my sister in law lives in Seattle. I had my wife call her to make sure she was okay and the incidents happened a block from her, and it's a path she walks to work an hour after the event occurred. The father of that guy stated that his son was "disgruntled", which I think is an understatement but at least seems a more truthful statement.
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05-31-2012, 03:44 PM
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It obviously has a lot of people rattled around here. Gun violence has been out of control recently. 21 shooting deaths alone this year, tying all of last year. IMO it isn't a coincidence that it coincides with all the federal investigations surrounding the police force. If you remove the police ability to do their jobs for fear of backlash from the NAACP, ACLU, etc... this is what you get. Hope the beeding hearts are happy. All the while our mayor tries to find more ways to build bike paths. I used to go to school in that area, and while it can ba a bit sketchy certainly not the type of area you would expect this to happen. Car jackings also don't happen around here, allthough it sounds like the vicim was resisting giving up her car, which IMO isn't a smart move. Someone demands your car you give it to them unless your children are in the back of it. |
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05-31-2012, 03:46 PM
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Not sure I disagree with the jury. If the doctor indeed didn't tell the man to stop all physical activity and he waited 8 days to give the test I think there is some liability on the doctor. Who the man was having sex with is irrelivant |
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05-31-2012, 04:38 PM
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Cleaning fairy breaks into woman’s home, cleans apartment
Susan Warren, 53, was arrested by Westlake, Ohio, police after she allegedly broke into a woman’s apartment
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1087539
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05-31-2012, 04:49 PM
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This past season of Intervention had a kid who was addicted to "bath salts" - a former contestant on Endurance, the kid version of Survivor - and that was one of the scariest eps I've seen of that show. The dude had little memory left, was hallucinating and paranoid, etc. He'd talk to himself and to animals, climb walls inside the house and up on the roof, just crazy shit. And he'd only been addicted for like 6 months. I'm sure he was a decent kid before all that, too.
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05-31-2012, 04:51 PM
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05-31-2012, 04:52 PM
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05-31-2012, 06:30 PM
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ARGH, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alexander Kinyua Ate Kujoe Agyei-Kodie's Brain, Heart In Maryland, Cops Say
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05-31-2012, 06:44 PM
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It has begun.
Sharpen those machetes, stock up on food/water, set up those barricades and make sure you have more than one exit route planned out.
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05-31-2012, 06:48 PM
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05-31-2012, 06:53 PM
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Nice! Or this could be one heck of a (no pun intended) viral campaign by AMC for the new season of The Walking Dead.
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05-31-2012, 06:53 PM
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5/16: McArthur High School HazMat situation: Students and Teachers Decontaminated after breaking out in rash. 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at For Lauderdale International Airport. 5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester. 5/23: I-285 re-opens after HazMat incident. 5/23: Man bites cousin’s nose off. 5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash. 5/25: HazMat called after kids exposed to pesticide on bus: HazMat and EMS respond to Lake County, FL School. 5/25: Disoriented passenger subdued on flight in Miami. 5/26: Naked man allegedly eating victim’s face, shot and killed by Miami Police. 5/26: Florida Doctor spits blood at Highway Patrolmen after DUI arrest. 5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowes employees, resists arrest
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RULE#1: CARDIO. GET TO THOSE MORNING RUNS PEOPLE CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DOUBLE TAP YA'LLS A FEW MONTHS FROM NOW.
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05-31-2012, 06:58 PM
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I for one welcome our new zombie overlords and feel we shouldn't necessarily be so hasty in pursuing resistance to them.
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05-31-2012, 07:00 PM
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Shit is getting super serial!!!!
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05-31-2012, 07:06 PM
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I hope that duck can shoot.
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05-31-2012, 07:07 PM
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Haha, it's from the graphic novel.
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05-31-2012, 07:10 PM
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Looks like good training material.
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05-31-2012, 08:36 PM
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05-31-2012, 08:36 PM
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05-31-2012, 09:59 PM
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They are these designer drugs that chemists cook up that cause things like a man trying to eat another man's face. The chemists are able to stay one step ahead of the authorities by slightly altering the chemical compositions. Just weird stuff. |
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05-31-2012, 10:10 PM
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Funny Story. I knew a guy who stayed in the same building as me this year and according to his roommate this guy had the habit of doing the same thing. So the roommate tells the guy he has guest coming over (i'm guessing to let him know not to rub one out while they are there or do it before) and the roommate apparently forgot... well you can imagine the rest. Needlessly to say for the rest of the semester he was not getting any handshakes. Lol. Got so bad that we had a guest speaker come to speak and he went to shake the guys hand and got a pat on the back. I think he might be transferring. Not sure how he found time to consistently masturbate in school though.
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05-31-2012, 10:53 PM
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Bath salts are some really scary stuff. There was a high school kid here who jumped out of a tree, broke many bones. Also, I read where some woman was walking down the middle of the road with a towel and talking to it like it was her baby. They were selling it here where I live and they finally banned it and shut down the shop selling it. The crazy part is, they will just figure out another way around the law and it will be back out there under some different name. |
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05-31-2012, 10:59 PM
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"... won't get any help from local public authorities to help rub out the problem." HA!
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Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart | Country California
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06-01-2012, 09:43 AM
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That is an awesome story!
On a related note, we went to Bed Bath and Beyond this past weekend, and when we went through the areas with college team-logo'd items such as cups, bathroom items, etc., the wife and I could not help but hide every damn UF Gators item on the shelf - either moved it behind another team, turned it around, or put it somewhere else where it couldn't be seen. I couldn't help myself.
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You did catch that this was Onion-esque, right?
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06-01-2012, 11:29 AM
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06-01-2012, 01:52 PM
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Not to be outdone by a Parkway pig, bull and cow 'having relations' slow Route 28 traffic - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
And, the previous story the title references Porkway traffic grunts along - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
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06-01-2012, 02:44 PM
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He Godwin'd his own family: Judge orders ‘Adolf Hitler’ to be kept in child custody | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News
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Was it wrong of me to assume that this would be something from Japan?
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I am NOT going to mess up and spoil that "other" epic thread. Not for the faint of heart.
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Don't go between the hedges.
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Hungry Jack syrup truck spills onto Buttermilk Pike | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News
Maybe he was distracted by Mrs. Buttersworth?
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More of a strange headline:
Kids' genitals shocked by Syrian regime Not sure what it's trying to convey. Are they surprised by the Syrian regime, or is the regime itself shocking them? |
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