The thread for Strange News Stories - Page 18

JediKooter · 06-12-2012, 11:44 AM

I'm shocked. Not sure if that helps though.

JonInMiddleGA · 06-12-2012, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edward64

I am NOT going to mess up and spoil that "other" epic thread. Not for the faint of heart.
http://onlineathens.com/breaking-new...d-prostitution

Heh, didn't realize this made the FOFC.

The general reaction around here has been "not surprised"

JediKooter · 06-12-2012, 12:09 PM

Why did I click on that link?

cartman · 06-12-2012, 03:31 PM

An Amazing Student Was Caught with a 35-Foot Long Cheat Sheet Filled with 25,000 Answers

PilotMan · 06-15-2012, 10:47 PM

Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman's Mouth | ABC News - Yahoo! News

Grover · 06-22-2012, 10:54 AM

Wesley Warren Jr: Man with 100-pound scrotum REJECTS free $1m corrective surgery | Mail Online

molson · 06-22-2012, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grover

Wesley Warren Jr: Man with 100-pound scrotum REJECTS free $1m corrective surgery | Mail Online

I wasn't expecting pictures.

Grover · 06-22-2012, 11:09 AM

I'm not sure if this can be considered safe for work or not.

JediKooter · 06-22-2012, 11:37 AM

Wasn't this a South Park episode?

JediKooter · 06-22-2012, 11:38 AM

Grover · 06-22-2012, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Wasn't this a South Park episode?

That was my first thought when I saw it. Randy bouncing down the street on his balls.

JediKooter · 06-22-2012, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grover

That was my first thought when I saw it. Randy bouncing down the street on his balls.

Haha! Yes and all the KFCs turned into medicinal pot dispensaries.

cartman · 06-22-2012, 02:07 PM

New Jersey woman sues Little League catcher - ESPN

JediKooter · 06-22-2012, 02:11 PM

Ksyrup · 06-22-2012, 03:08 PM

Another Florida story...

Bank deposit accidentally includes marijuana | www.wokv.com

Ksyrup · 06-22-2012, 03:15 PM

Chinese soccer fan dies after going eleven days without sleep watching every Euro 2012 match - No Guts, No Glory

Rizon · 06-25-2012, 03:55 PM

Mother cuts daughter's hair in court, judge reduces sentence - CBS News

Crapshoot · 06-25-2012, 06:30 PM

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1101840

Just real classy. I'm shocked, shocked to find this.

cartman · 06-27-2012, 12:21 AM

Bloody Burglar Breaks Into Plymouth Business - Plymouth, MN Patch

Chief Rum · 06-27-2012, 08:31 PM

For those on the fence...

65 percent of Americans say Obama better suited to handle alien invasion than Romney

Okay.

But what about the coming zombie apocalypse?

mckerney · 06-27-2012, 08:51 PM

Clearly there are some Romney supporters that are willing to concede that Obama will better be able to relate to aliens due to his own experience as an illegal alien coming to America.

cartman · 07-02-2012, 10:01 AM

Fort Pierce message: 'I don't want beer but you can sleep with me' - Off the Beat with Will Greenlee

Rizon · 07-02-2012, 04:36 PM

This happened locally

Syrup spill erupts into gunfire in fight between brothers | www.ktvu.com

JediKooter · 07-02-2012, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

This happened locally

Syrup spill erupts into gunfire in fight between brothers | www.ktvu.com

Fucking 1st World problems...

cartman · 07-03-2012, 08:08 AM

Seven-fingered man still loves fireworks | payne, fingered, seven - Column - Kinston's Local News, Latest News, Videos and Weather- kinston.com

britrock88 · 07-03-2012, 10:09 AM

Pretty hilarious.

JediKooter · 07-05-2012, 02:13 PM

Sad that this still happens in the 21st century:

Alabama pastor holds ‘whites only’ conference | The Lookout - Yahoo! News

My favorite line: "Organizers say their ministry is not a hate group and that although there is a strong KKK presence, the Klan did not sponsor the event."

Nice to see a non hate group have such a large hate group presence.

Grover · 07-05-2012, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Sad that this still happens in the 21st century:

Alabama pastor holds ‘whites only’ conference | The Lookout - Yahoo! News

My favorite line: "Organizers say their ministry is not a hate group and that although there is a strong KKK presence, the Klan did not sponsor the event."

Nice to see a non hate group have such a large hate group presence.

Not related, but in the ignorance department...

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/07/04...f+gang+bangers

JediKooter · 07-05-2012, 02:25 PM

Ignore it, it'll go away.

cartman · 07-05-2012, 03:10 PM

George Washington wins $25K in Georgia Lottery - Atlanta News, Weather, Traffic, and Sports | FOX 5

JediKooter · 07-05-2012, 03:18 PM

He can finally get those teeth replaced!

JediKooter · 07-06-2012, 02:28 PM

Stay classy CoS: Church of Scientology asks followers to censor Web comments | The Lookout - Yahoo! News

sterlingice · 07-06-2012, 04:31 PM

To be fair, it's nothing more than what the American Family Association does. I'm no fan of Scientologists but I was expecting worse when I saw the headline stating censoring.

SI

JediKooter · 07-06-2012, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

To be fair, it's nothing more than what the American Family Association does. I'm no fan of Scientologists but I was expecting worse when I saw the headline stating censoring.

SI

Sounds like two world class organizations. "Let's try to silence any and all critics of our organizations". Hopefully the admins of those sites know what the Hubbardites are doing and don't enable the trolls.

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 07-07-2012, 04:53 PM

Def Leppard Recording 'Forgeries' of Old Hits To Spite Label

Def Leppard got screwed over by Universal Music on compensation for its digital downloads and refuses to have anything to do with them until they pay the band a fair share of the money from iTunes, the Amazon MP3 store, and other digital distribution systems. In order to cut the label out of its earnings, the band has gone back to the studio to re-record its most popular tunes, producing what it calls "forgeries" -- note for note reproductions of the original studio cuts. The band can do this because of "compulsory licensing," which allows anyone to record and sell any song, on payment of a set royalty. But it's surprisingly hard to reproduce decades-old recordings, as Gary Graff writes for Billboard:

Quote:

"When you're at loggerheads with an ex-record label who...is not prepared to pay you a fair amount of money and we have the right to say, 'Well, you're not doing it,' that's the way it's going to be," Elliott tells Billboard.com. "Our contract is such that they can't do anything with our music without our permission, not a thing. So we just sent them a letter saying, 'No matter what you want, you are going to get "no" as an answer, so don't ask.' That's the way we've left it. We'll just replace our back catalog with brand new, exact same versions of what we did."

While the business side seems cut and dried, Elliott says the creative part of recreating songs that date back 25 years or more is not. "You just don't go in and say, 'Hey guys, let's record it,' and it's done in three minutes," Elliott notes. "We had to study those songs, I mean down to the umpteenth degree of detail, and make complete forgeries of them. Time-wise it probably took as long to do as the originals, but because of the technology it actually got done quicker as we got going. But trying to find all those sounds...like where am I gonna find a 22-year-old voice? I had to sing myself into a certain throat shape to be able to sing that way again. It was really hard work, but it was challenging, and we did have a good laugh over it here and there."

albionmoonlight · 07-12-2012, 12:05 PM

Linda Chase kept Charles Zigler's body in house 18 months so they could watch NASCAR together | Mail Online

Couple thoughts:

(1) This is from a UK newspaper, so I am sure that it just reinforces their stereotypes of what NASCAR watching Americans are like.

(2) It is a federal crime to keep collecting benefits from a deceased spouse. But I think that "I kept the body around" should be an affirmative defense.

britrock88 · 07-12-2012, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

It is a federal crime to keep collecting benefits from a deceased spouse. But I think that "I kept the body around" should be an affirmative defense.

Hahaha. Would it be worth spamming this on the bar exam?

JediKooter · 07-12-2012, 05:11 PM

This is what 50 shades does to people: Boyfriend assaults girlfriend with steak sauce over ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News

cartman · 07-13-2012, 12:40 AM

Sodomy, the new jihadi training method?

Uncle Briggs · 07-13-2012, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

To be fair, it's nothing more than what the American Family Association does.
SI

I think this is a common tactic across the board lately, organized or no, to supress conflicting or undesired points of view. However, in this instance cited above, a quick google didn't yield results. Link?

sterlingice · 07-13-2012, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle Briggs

I think this is a common tactic across the board lately, organized or no, to supress conflicting or undesired points of view. However, in this instance cited above, a quick google didn't yield results. Link?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Family_Association

In the 80s and 90s, they were big into trying to get shows yanked off tv if you said something they didn't like, mostly under the guise of "promoting decency". It's hard to find a lot of internet articles form back then, tho. But that says something about the time: there was no net to control, they went after the airwaves:
TV Sponsors Heed Viewers Who Find Shows Too Racy - New York Times

I guess nowadays try to organize fake boycotts whenever anyone supports anything remotely gay:
One Million Moms Condemns Oreo Cookies For Gay Pride Support
JCPenney Responds to Homophobic Boycott Calls with Gay Father's Day Ad

The last one is particularly funny:
AFA: "Stop promoting gays or we'll boycott"
JCP: "Enjoy this father's day ad with two dads. I think you can find our sale on 'shut the hell up' on page 8"

SI

JonInMiddleGA · 07-13-2012, 08:28 PM

I dunno which thread this fits in, so I'll try here
Headline reads Athens man asks for cop's bike, ends up in jail on drug charges
ERROR: The requested URL could not be retrieved

edit: in spite of the broken link warning, it appears that it actually works

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-14-2012, 04:02 PM

Man takes baby to meet with prostitute - WTVM.com-Columbus, GA News Weather & Sports

Tuscaloosa, AL (WTVM) -
A man in Tuscaloosa may be charged with child endangerment after taking along his nine month old son during a meeting with a prostitute.

Police in Tuscaloosa County said the 29-year-old man took the baby with him to meet the woman at a motel because he didn't have anyone to babysit.

Once inside the motel room, another man entered and a fight broke out. Shots were fired while the baby was in the room, and a bullet grazed the father's head.

"The child was on the bed, he picked the child up, tried to leave, that's when he was shot at," said Captain Loyd Baker of the Tuscaloosa Police.

Hospital workers contacted police after the man sought treatment. The child was taken into protective custody.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-14-2012, 04:03 PM

Man sucks woman's toe at Walmart, bolts from store - WTVM.com-Columbus, GA News Weather & Sports

GROVETOWN, Ga. (AP) - A woman says a man claiming to be with a TV show sucked her toe inside an east Georgia Walmart after claiming everything she purchased that day would be free if she complied with the unusual request.

The Augusta Chronicle reports that the woman called sheriff's deputies Tuesday to describe the bizarre encounter in the Grovetown store, west of Augusta.

Columbia County sheriff's reports say the man asked the 18-year-old if her toenails were painted, whether she'd watched America's Funniest Home Videos and said he was with the show.

Authorities say he asked if he could kiss her foot as part of the prank, then started sucking on her big toe.

The woman said she screamed, the man said "it tasted so good, though" and then ran from the Walmart.

Uncle Briggs · 07-14-2012, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Family_Association
...
SI

Okay, I had found this. When you said "nothing more than the AFA does" I took it to mean the exact same or very similar tactic. I am generally supportive of the AFA, and was concerned that they were employing tactics which are on the odd side (at best). Personally, however, I wouldn't put the actions you cited in the same category as those claimed in the Scientology article.

As an aside (not a slam at you), I tend to find most wikipedia articles touching on politics or religion to have a "tone", either pro or con to the subject at hand, and don't trust them to be unbiased.

Edit: trying to disagree without being confrontational and forgot to thank you for taking the time to respond. Thanks.

sterlingice · 07-14-2012, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle Briggs

Okay, I had found this. When you said "nothing more than the AFA does" I took it to mean the exact same or very similar tactic. I am generally supportive of the AFA, and was concerned that they were employing tactics which are on the odd side (at best). Personally, however, I wouldn't put the actions you cited in the same category as those claimed in the Scientology article.

As an aside (not a slam at you), I tend to find most wikipedia articles touching on politics or religion to have a "tone", either pro or con to the subject at hand, and don't trust them to be unbiased.

Edit: trying to disagree without being confrontational and forgot to thank you for taking the time to respond. Thanks.

None at all taken. I remember more of their clout was wielded in ways I disagree with in the 80s and 90s when they tried to get a lot of things taken off the air that disagreed with their point of view. That was a lot more problematic back when that was the primary medium for people. It's one thing to say "I don't like sex/violence on tv"- that's a great exercise of free speech. But to organize boycots of those who expressed viewpoints who disagreed and try to silence dissent- that I didn't like.

SI

Grover · 07-14-2012, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Man sucks woman's toe at Walmart, bolts from store - WTVM.com-Columbus, GA News Weather & Sports

GROVETOWN, Ga. (AP) - A woman says a man claiming to be with a TV show sucked her toe inside an east Georgia Walmart after claiming everything she purchased that day would be free if she complied with the unusual request.

The Augusta Chronicle reports that the woman called sheriff's deputies Tuesday to describe the bizarre encounter in the Grovetown store, west of Augusta.

Columbia County sheriff's reports say the man asked the 18-year-old if her toenails were painted, whether she'd watched America's Funniest Home Videos and said he was with the show.

Authorities say he asked if he could kiss her foot as part of the prank, then started sucking on her big toe.

The woman said she screamed, the man said "it tasted so good, though" and then ran from the Walmart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpvON6IpNs

Lathum · 07-16-2012, 03:20 PM

United Passengers Stranded for 3 Days in China - ABC News

what is really weird is people were fighting to get back to New Jersey

Ksyrup · 07-16-2012, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Man sucks woman's toe at Walmart, bolts from store - WTVM.com-Columbus, GA News Weather & Sports

GROVETOWN, Ga. (AP) - A woman says a man claiming to be with a TV show sucked her toe inside an east Georgia Walmart after claiming everything she purchased that day would be free if she complied with the unusual request.

The Augusta Chronicle reports that the woman called sheriff's deputies Tuesday to describe the bizarre encounter in the Grovetown store, west of Augusta.

Columbia County sheriff's reports say the man asked the 18-year-old if her toenails were painted, whether she'd watched America's Funniest Home Videos and said he was with the show.

Authorities say he asked if he could kiss her foot as part of the prank, then started sucking on her big toe.

The woman said she screamed, the man said "it tasted so good, though" and then ran from the Walmart.

There's not a Feet of Wal-Mart site, is there? *shudders*

I would have at least set my sights a bit higher, like a Target.

cartman · 07-17-2012, 07:13 PM

Tavares Donnell Colbert shoots his own genitals, goes to jail - UPI.com

06-12-2012, 11:44 AM	#851
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I'm shocked. Not sure if that helps though. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-12-2012, 12:09 PM	#853
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Why did I click on that link? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-12-2012, 03:31 PM	#854
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	An Amazing Student Was Caught with a 35-Foot Long Cheat Sheet Filled with 25,000 Answers __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

06-15-2012, 10:47 PM	#855
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman's Mouth \| ABC News - Yahoo! News __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam

06-22-2012, 10:54 AM	#856
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06-22-2012, 11:09 AM	#858
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06-22-2012, 11:37 AM	#859
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Wasn't this a South Park episode? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-22-2012, 11:38 AM	#860
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	__________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-22-2012, 02:07 PM	#863
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	New Jersey woman sues Little League catcher - ESPN __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

06-22-2012, 02:11 PM	#864
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	wtf? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-22-2012, 03:08 PM	#865
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Another Florida story... Bank deposit accidentally includes marijuana \| www.wokv.com __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-22-2012, 03:15 PM	#866
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Chinese soccer fan dies after going eleven days without sleep watching every Euro 2012 match - No Guts, No Glory __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-25-2012, 06:30 PM	#868
Crapshoot Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2003	http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1101840 Just real classy. I'm shocked, shocked to find this.

06-27-2012, 12:21 AM	#869
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Bloody Burglar Breaks Into Plymouth Business - Plymouth, MN Patch __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

06-27-2012, 08:31 PM	#870
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	For those on the fence... 65 percent of Americans say Obama better suited to handle alien invasion than Romney Okay. But what about the coming zombie apocalypse? __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

06-27-2012, 08:51 PM	#871
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Clearly there are some Romney supporters that are willing to concede that Obama will better be able to relate to aliens due to his own experience as an illegal alien coming to America.

07-02-2012, 10:01 AM	#872
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Fort Pierce message: 'I don't want beer but you can sleep with me' - Off the Beat with Will Greenlee __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

07-03-2012, 08:08 AM	#875
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Seven-fingered man still loves fireworks \| payne, fingered, seven - Column - Kinston's Local News, Latest News, Videos and Weather- kinston.com __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

07-03-2012, 10:09 AM	#876
britrock88 Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Madison, WI	Pretty hilarious.

07-05-2012, 02:13 PM	#877
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Sad that this still happens in the 21st century: Alabama pastor holds ‘whites only’ conference \| The Lookout - Yahoo! News My favorite line: "Organizers say their ministry is not a hate group and that although there is a strong KKK presence, the Klan did not sponsor the event." Nice to see a non hate group have such a large hate group presence. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

07-05-2012, 02:25 PM	#879
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07-05-2012, 03:10 PM	#880
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	George Washington wins $25K in Georgia Lottery - Atlanta News, Weather, Traffic, and Sports \| FOX 5 __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

07-05-2012, 03:18 PM	#881
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	He can finally get those teeth replaced! __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

07-06-2012, 02:28 PM	#882
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Stay classy CoS: Church of Scientology asks followers to censor Web comments \| The Lookout - Yahoo! News __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

07-06-2012, 04:31 PM	#883
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	To be fair, it's nothing more than what the American Family Association does. I'm no fan of Scientologists but I was expecting worse when I saw the headline stating censoring. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

07-12-2012, 12:05 PM	#886
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Linda Chase kept Charles Zigler's body in house 18 months so they could watch NASCAR together \| Mail Online Couple thoughts: (1) This is from a UK newspaper, so I am sure that it just reinforces their stereotypes of what NASCAR watching Americans are like. (2) It is a federal crime to keep collecting benefits from a deceased spouse. But I think that "I kept the body around" should be an affirmative defense.

07-12-2012, 05:11 PM	#888
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	This is what 50 shades does to people: Boyfriend assaults girlfriend with steak sauce over ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ \| The Sideshow - Yahoo! News __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

07-13-2012, 12:40 AM	#889
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Sodomy, the new jihadi training method? __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint Last edited by cartman : 07-13-2012 at 12:42 AM.

07-13-2012, 08:28 PM	#892
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	I dunno which thread this fits in, so I'll try here Headline reads Athens man asks for cop's bike, ends up in jail on drug charges ERROR: The requested URL could not be retrieved edit: in spite of the broken link warning, it appears that it actually works __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis Last edited by JonInMiddleGA : 07-13-2012 at 08:29 PM.

07-14-2012, 04:02 PM	#893
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Man takes baby to meet with prostitute - WTVM.com-Columbus, GA News Weather & Sports Tuscaloosa, AL (WTVM) - A man in Tuscaloosa may be charged with child endangerment after taking along his nine month old son during a meeting with a prostitute. Police in Tuscaloosa County said the 29-year-old man took the baby with him to meet the woman at a motel because he didn't have anyone to babysit. Once inside the motel room, another man entered and a fight broke out. Shots were fired while the baby was in the room, and a bullet grazed the father's head. "The child was on the bed, he picked the child up, tried to leave, that's when he was shot at," said Captain Loyd Baker of the Tuscaloosa Police. Hospital workers contacted police after the man sought treatment. The child was taken into protective custody.

07-14-2012, 04:03 PM	#894
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Man sucks woman's toe at Walmart, bolts from store - WTVM.com-Columbus, GA News Weather & Sports GROVETOWN, Ga. (AP) - A woman says a man claiming to be with a TV show sucked her toe inside an east Georgia Walmart after claiming everything she purchased that day would be free if she complied with the unusual request. The Augusta Chronicle reports that the woman called sheriff's deputies Tuesday to describe the bizarre encounter in the Grovetown store, west of Augusta. Columbia County sheriff's reports say the man asked the 18-year-old if her toenails were painted, whether she'd watched America's Funniest Home Videos and said he was with the show. Authorities say he asked if he could kiss her foot as part of the prank, then started sucking on her big toe. The woman said she screamed, the man said "it tasted so good, though" and then ran from the Walmart.

07-16-2012, 03:20 PM	#898
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	United Passengers Stranded for 3 Days in China - ABC News what is really weird is people were fighting to get back to New Jersey

07-17-2012, 07:13 PM	#900
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Tavares Donnell Colbert shoots his own genitals, goes to jail - UPI.com __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

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