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booradley · 08-13-2012, 06:15 PM

YouTube

Hmmm ... about as random as random gets, methinks. OH, and NSFW. Probably.

CraigSca · 08-13-2012, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

Totally agree with blue crabs. I learned how when we were visiting a friend in Annapolis. I'm grateful for the experience and learning how but I think I'll just stick with crab legs if I want crab meat. I'm ok with those on the work for food reward scale, provided I have a couple of utensils around to help (preferably nutcracker and pick)

SI

Having grown up in Maryland, I can definitely see your point. Typically you get tired of picking and then order a crabcake or soft shell sandwich.

However, what's fun is the experience - a rat hole of a restaurant, paper bags or newspapers all over the table with a big mound of hot crabs in the middle, pitchers of beer, a ton of family and friends and a football or baseball game on in the background. Good times!

DaddyTorgo · 08-13-2012, 08:39 PM

Someone please explain the following: "This girl could run a bulldog off the back of a meat wagon at lunchtime."

WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!??!?!!?

Suicane75 · 08-13-2012, 09:07 PM

It's means that the Bulldog is either so attracted to her or so scared by her that instead of staying where there is a ton of free food to eat it will instead hump her leg or run away in fear. I'm assuming it's the later since it's being run off, but who knows. This girl is so hot...., or, This girl is so ugly...would be a more helpful way of starting things off.

DaddyTorgo · 08-13-2012, 09:11 PM

It was a hot thing.

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-13-2012, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

agree with crabs.

yes, but does crabs agree with you?

sterlingice · 08-13-2012, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CraigSca

Having grown up in Maryland, I can definitely see your point. Typically you get tired of picking and then order a crabcake or soft shell sandwich.

However, what's fun is the experience - a rat hole of a restaurant, paper bags or newspapers all over the table with a big mound of hot crabs in the middle, pitchers of beer, a ton of family and friends and a football or baseball game on in the background. Good times!

Exactly- that's why I enjoyed my one experience and don't plan on doing it again. My wife and I were on a baseball road trip with a friend and we met a friend of his in Annapolis. We went to a little shack and got X lbs of crab. Then we went back to his place, took some newspaper and a roll of paper towels and spread them out on the lawn furniture. Then he taught us how to eat them and we did until we were full and messy and it was fun. But, in retrospect, it was a mess and a pain and it was the atmosphere and company kept not the activity that was fun.

SI

Grover · 08-13-2012, 11:46 PM

Sexting and F-Bomb are now words in the dictionary.

In short, fuck the internet.

Scoobz0202 · 08-14-2012, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Grover

In short, fuck the internet.

YOLO!

Passacaglia · 08-14-2012, 12:35 AM

Mods, can you please combine this thread with the images thread and call it "FOFC Facebook" -- thanks!

Suicane75 · 08-14-2012, 06:11 AM

I've been dry for about 6 days now, the longest I've been in probably 7 or 8 years and it's helped me discover a few things. I've discovered that I'm actually pretty damn depressed, sad, angry and in a decent amount of pain a lot of the time. I've also discovered that drugs are every bit as awesome as I'd thought.

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-14-2012, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

I've been dry for about 6 days now, the longest I've been in probably 7 or 8 years and it's helped me discover a few things. I've discovered that I'm actually pretty damn depressed, sad, angry and in a decent amount of pain a lot of the time. I've also discovered that drugs are every bit as awesome as I'd thought.

Is this a lifestyle change, or a get clean for a piss test change?

Draft Dodger · 08-14-2012, 08:57 PM

when I do a google search, if I click other tabs, like images or youtube, google keeps my search term in the search field. which is nice. But not if I click to news. Then I have to retype my search again. This annoys me but more importantly I don't understand why google would do this, which annoys me more.

molson · 08-14-2012, 09:05 PM

I had no idea before today that GEICO stood for something - Government Employee's Insurance Company.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-14-2012, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Mods, can you please combine this thread with the images thread and call it "FOFC Facebook" -- thanks!

why so angry, big man

JonInMiddleGA · 08-14-2012, 09:30 PM

Okay, my son has got to change the notification sound for his phone.

Every time he gets a text I keep expecting to hear Michael Cole read an email from the Raw General Manager.

*copied & pasted straight from my FB status, just for Pass's reading pleasure

stevew · 08-14-2012, 09:57 PM

I end up dropping at least a half dozen C-Bombs every time I pseudo watch an episode's Dance Moms. Sometimes I'll be on the PC when my wife watches. The show is a horrible train wreck.

JonInMiddleGA · 08-14-2012, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

I end up dropping at least a half dozen C-Bombs every time I pseudo watch an episode's Dance Moms. Sometimes I'll bring on the PC when my wife watches. The show is a horrible train wreck.

I honestly don't think I could get through 5 minutes of that show. I do well to handle the occasional minutes of Real Housewives of Wherethehellever while in transit through a room.

stevew · 08-14-2012, 10:37 PM

The main character makes me want to punch things, and the precious moms aren't very tolerable either

Passacaglia · 08-15-2012, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

why so angry, big man

Angry? I thought that was an awesome idea..

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-15-2012, 01:57 PM

Mitt Romney is ONLY 4 1/2 years younger than Joe Biden.

If elected, he would be the 4th oldest man to take office.

stevew · 08-15-2012, 04:32 PM

I want to know the percentage of people that want their gallon of milk placed in a cheap ass plastic bag. Has to be infinitesimal. Quit asking this dumb question.

Ksyrup · 08-15-2012, 04:45 PM

If I'm shopping alone, I usually do. Either to attach to something in the car or to hold while I'm driving. I did the "open trunk to a sea of white" thing once. Once.

albionmoonlight · 08-15-2012, 04:54 PM

A 4 year old who we are trying to teach not to interrupt people and listening to sports talk radio while he is in the car are not a good combination.

Karlifornia · 08-15-2012, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Someone please explain the following: "This girl could run a bulldog off the back of a meat wagon at lunchtime."

WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!??!?!!?

It means "I use clumsy, hamfisted analogies"

britrock88 · 08-15-2012, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

It means "I use clumsy, hamfisted analogies"

Grover · 08-15-2012, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

I want to know the percentage of people that want their gallon of milk placed in a cheap ass plastic bag. Has to bring infinitesimal. Quit asking this dumb question.

When I was trained as a bagger and trained baggers it was assumed that they were not to bag gallons of milk unless asked by the customer.

Critch · 08-15-2012, 06:13 PM

The guy who shot a security guard at the Family Research Council office in D.C. this afternoon lives near me. We drive past his house when we go to 7-11.

How about that for a crap claim to fame?

n.b. I dont know him or anything about him, so it's even less impressive than it may appear.

Lathum · 08-15-2012, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

I want to know the percentage of people that want their gallon of milk placed in a cheap ass plastic bag. Has to bring infinitesimal. Quit asking this dumb question.

I wouldn't know.

I live in Seattle.

Plastic bags are illegal.

I'm not joking.

JediKooter · 08-15-2012, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I wouldn't know.

I live in Seattle.

Plastic bags are illegal.

I'm not joking.

I believe you. Here in Marin county, a lot of communities have banned them. The kicker? The store has the balls to ask you if you would like a PLASTIC bag at a nominal charge. Ha!!!! No and fuck you, I'm going home!!

cartman · 08-15-2012, 07:37 PM

Austin has a plastic bag ban as well. In 2013, it will apply to paper bags, so you'll have to go with reusable bags.

Barkeep49 · 08-15-2012, 07:44 PM

I hate the phone. So I felt like a winner when out of the 15 calls I placed at 6 PM, I got 13 answering machines, and only 2 people. Good news is that the 2 people I reached were among the highest priority people I had to call.

JediKooter · 08-15-2012, 08:00 PM

Did your conversations start off with: "What are you wearing right now"?

StLee · 08-15-2012, 08:16 PM

"It" didn't rain on my parade, but "it" most certainly rained on my vacation. In 34 days of travel this summer, I was rained on all 34 days.

sterlingice · 08-15-2012, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

I believe you. Here in Marin county, a lot of communities have banned them. The kicker? The store has the balls to ask you if you would like a PLASTIC bag at a nominal charge. Ha!!!! No and fuck you, I'm going home!!

I'm cool with this. Not so much the banning but the nominal fee. It'd never fly here in Houston, tho. I'm the only person in the city who uses the cloth ones, I think.

SI

Schmidty · 08-15-2012, 10:02 PM

My wife used the term "asshat" on Facebook. I was proud of her, but I thought it was just an FOFC thing.

JonInMiddleGA · 08-15-2012, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

My wife used the term "asshat" on Facebook. I was proud of her, but I thought it was just an FOFC thing.

Just Googled "asshat"

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About 3,070,000 results

Schmidty · 08-15-2012, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Just Googled "asshat"

That's how out of touch with the real world I am.

sterlingice · 08-15-2012, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

That's how out of touch with the real world I am.

Yeah, you asshat

SI

Dutch · 08-15-2012, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

A 4 year old who we are trying to teach not to interrupt people and listening to...

Which reminds me, did you hear the one about three vampires that went into a bar?

JediKooter · 08-16-2012, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

I'm cool with this. Not so much the banning but the nominal fee. It'd never fly here in Houston, tho. I'm the only person in the city who uses the cloth ones, I think.

SI

I'm totally fine with paper bags, plus they are recyclable. I have a hard time reconciling the logic that they can't give me a free plastic bag, but, they can sell me one instead. Either they are banned or not.

britrock88 · 08-16-2012, 12:59 PM

Eh, it's just the normal "sin tax" that applies to other things like tobacco or alcohol.

sterlingice · 08-16-2012, 01:24 PM

Yeah- think sin tax not banning

SI

JediKooter · 08-16-2012, 02:05 PM

I respectfully disagree with you two. As far as I know, this nominal charge for a plastic bag is going to the store, not to the state or municipality. I could be wrong though, I just haven't heard anything to the contrary yet.

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-16-2012, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dutch

Which reminds me, did you hear the one about three vampires that went into a bar?

That joke really sucks.

spleen1015 · 08-16-2012, 07:36 PM

When did Tim Hasselbeck become a fantasy football export?

WTF?

Grover · 08-16-2012, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spleen1015

When did Tim Hasselbeck become a fantasy football export?

WTF?

This show has been pretty awful.

JediKooter · 08-16-2012, 08:05 PM

Had a dream last night where these aliens that looked your stereotypical grays, came to Earth and were turning people into lightbulbs.

rowech · 08-16-2012, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Had a dream last night where these aliens that looked your stereotypical grays, came to Earth and were turning people into lightbulbs.

Did they love walnuts?

Grover · 08-16-2012, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Had a dream last night where these aliens that looked your stereotypical grays, came to Earth and were turning people into lightbulbs.

energy saving bulbs?

08-13-2012, 06:15 PM	#9401
booradley High School Varsity Join Date: Sep 2001	MF'in Pterodactyl YouTube Hmmm ... about as random as random gets, methinks. OH, and NSFW. Probably. Last edited by booradley : 08-13-2012 at 06:16 PM.

08-13-2012, 11:46 PM	#9408
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	Sexting and F-Bomb are now words in the dictionary. In short, fuck the internet. __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

08-14-2012, 08:57 PM	#9413
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	when I do a google search, if I click other tabs, like images or youtube, google keeps my search term in the search field. which is nice. But not if I click to news. Then I have to retype my search again. This annoys me but more importantly I don't understand why google would do this, which annoys me more. __________________ Mile High Hockey

08-14-2012, 09:30 PM	#9416
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Okay, my son has got to change the notification sound for his phone. Every time he gets a text I keep expecting to hear Michael Cole read an email from the Raw General Manager. copied & pasted straight from my FB status, just for Pass's reading pleasure __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette."* - from a novel by Martin Amis

08-14-2012, 09:57 PM	#9417
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I end up dropping at least a half dozen C-Bombs every time I pseudo watch an episode's Dance Moms. Sometimes I'll be on the PC when my wife watches. The show is a horrible train wreck. Last edited by stevew : 08-14-2012 at 10:37 PM.

08-13-2012, 08:39 PM	#9403
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Someone please explain the following: "This girl could run a bulldog off the back of a meat wagon at lunchtime." WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!??!?!!?

08-13-2012, 09:07 PM	#9404
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	It's means that the Bulldog is either so attracted to her or so scared by her that instead of staying where there is a ton of free food to eat it will instead hump her leg or run away in fear. I'm assuming it's the later since it's being run off, but who knows. This girl is so hot...., or, This girl is so ugly...would be a more helpful way of starting things off.

08-13-2012, 09:11 PM	#9405
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	It was a hot thing.

08-14-2012, 12:35 AM	#9410
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	Mods, can you please combine this thread with the images thread and call it "FOFC Facebook" -- thanks!

08-14-2012, 06:11 AM	#9411
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I've been dry for about 6 days now, the longest I've been in probably 7 or 8 years and it's helped me discover a few things. I've discovered that I'm actually pretty damn depressed, sad, angry and in a decent amount of pain a lot of the time. I've also discovered that drugs are every bit as awesome as I'd thought.

08-14-2012, 09:05 PM	#9414
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	I had no idea before today that GEICO stood for something - Government Employee's Insurance Company.

08-14-2012, 10:37 PM	#9419
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	The main character makes me want to punch things, and the precious moms aren't very tolerable either

08-15-2012, 01:57 PM	#9421
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Mitt Romney is ONLY 4 1/2 years younger than Joe Biden. If elected, he would be the 4th oldest man to take office.

08-15-2012, 04:32 PM	#9422
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I want to know the percentage of people that want their gallon of milk placed in a cheap ass plastic bag. Has to be infinitesimal. Quit asking this dumb question. Last edited by stevew : 08-15-2012 at 06:55 PM.

08-15-2012, 04:45 PM	#9423
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	If I'm shopping alone, I usually do. Either to attach to something in the car or to hold while I'm driving. I did the "open trunk to a sea of white" thing once. Once. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-15-2012, 04:54 PM	#9424
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	A 4 year old who we are trying to teach not to interrupt people and listening to sports talk radio while he is in the car are not a good combination.

08-15-2012, 06:13 PM	#9428
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	The guy who shot a security guard at the Family Research Council office in D.C. this afternoon lives near me. We drive past his house when we go to 7-11. How about that for a crap claim to fame? n.b. I dont know him or anything about him, so it's even less impressive than it may appear. Last edited by Critch : 08-15-2012 at 06:13 PM.

08-15-2012, 07:37 PM	#9431
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Austin has a plastic bag ban as well. In 2013, it will apply to paper bags, so you'll have to go with reusable bags. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

08-15-2012, 07:44 PM	#9432
Barkeep49 Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Not too far away	I hate the phone. So I felt like a winner when out of the 15 calls I placed at 6 PM, I got 13 answering machines, and only 2 people. Good news is that the 2 people I reached were among the highest priority people I had to call.

08-15-2012, 08:00 PM	#9433
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Did your conversations start off with: "What are you wearing right now"? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

08-15-2012, 08:16 PM	#9434
StLee High School Varsity Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Daegu, Korea	"It" didn't rain on my parade, but "it" most certainly rained on my vacation. In 34 days of travel this summer, I was rained on all 34 days. __________________ Lifelong fan of LSU sports and Saints football! ------------ Author of NCAA 128: Battle to ONE: http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=85730 Softball in Korea 1 and 2: http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...softball+korea + http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=83736

08-15-2012, 10:02 PM	#9436
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	My wife used the term "asshat" on Facebook. I was proud of her, but I thought it was just an FOFC thing. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

08-16-2012, 12:59 PM	#9442
britrock88 Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Madison, WI	Eh, it's just the normal "sin tax" that applies to other things like tobacco or alcohol.

08-16-2012, 01:24 PM	#9443
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Yeah- think sin tax not banning SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

08-16-2012, 02:05 PM	#9444
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I respectfully disagree with you two. As far as I know, this nominal charge for a plastic bag is going to the store, not to the state or municipality. I could be wrong though, I just haven't heard anything to the contrary yet. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

08-16-2012, 07:36 PM	#9446
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	When did Tim Hasselbeck become a fantasy football export? WTF? __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option?

08-16-2012, 08:05 PM	#9448
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Had a dream last night where these aliens that looked your stereotypical grays, came to Earth and were turning people into lightbulbs. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

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