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sabotai · 07-30-2006, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

I've had years I'd like to do that with.

You and me both.

sabotai · 07-30-2006, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by amdaily

now i laugh at mysef. i;m dienker than i'm fnner than i knw

damn, the rmongi is going tot duxk tomorrow lOLLOL

BRILLIANT!

amdaily · 07-30-2006, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

BRILLIANT!

tde best oart is it is 10 minutes latere, i;m the only one here, and im still laughing at thatLOLK

amdaily · 07-30-2006, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by amdaily

tde best oart is it is 10 minutes latere, i;m the only one here, and im still laughing at thatLOLK

Now I've went to far. It was funnier earlier, but after replying to 2 of my own messages, it is just pathetic. I need to clear up this drinking problem quickly

ice4277 · 07-30-2006, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by amdaily

now i laugh at mysef. i;m dienker than i'm fnner than i knw

damn, the rmongi is going tot duxk tomorrow lOLLOL

quoting for posterity

ice4277 · 07-30-2006, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by amdaily

Now I've went to far. It was funnier earlier, but after replying to 2 of my own messages, it is just pathetic. I need to clear up this drinking problem quickly

how the hell did you go from that to this in 11 minutes???

Greyroofoo · 07-30-2006, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by amdaily

now i laugh at mysef. i;m dienker than i'm fnner than i knw

damn, the rmongi is going tot duxk tomorrow lOLLOL

reading this makes me wish i was drunk last night

amdaily · 07-30-2006, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ice4277

how the hell did you go from that to this in 11 minutes???

Don't know, an occasional bout of clear headedness. A real downer when it happens while out with people. In any event, that that message took quite a while to type out correctly

Wasabiak · 08-09-2006, 04:13 AM

Not sure if anyone has posted this yet...... hxxp://fun.drno.de/flash/HomeRun.swf

Greyroofoo · 08-12-2006, 03:56 AM

si tonight i was in a bar. I'm a A1C and some guy claiming to be a full bird Colonel comes up to me in a bar. He claims everything i know about the air force is wrong and i should listen to him because he's always right. He claims that I am smarter than everyone in my office ( which is true except for one contractor which can prgram bettwer than me with both hands tied behind his back. The Colonel was claiming that I should just demand that the Air Force should just pay me any salary that I want or that I'm a pussy for not demanding it,

Honestly, I don't know where I'm going with this. I just know that this would look good in theping:drunk guy thread.

Poli · 08-12-2006, 04:14 AM

Go to bed, airman. You can be my wingman later.

Desnudo · 08-12-2006, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

si tonight i was in a bar. I'm a A1C and some guy claiming to be a full bird Colonel comes up to me in a bar. He claims everything i know about the air force is wrong and i should listen to him because he's always right. He claims that I am smarter than everyone in my office ( which is true except for one contractor which can prgram bettwer than me with both hands tied behind his back. The Colonel was claiming that I should just demand that the Air Force should just pay me any salary that I want or that I'm a pussy for not demanding it,

Honestly, I don't know where I'm going with this. I just know that this would look good in theping:drunk guy thread.

Did the Colonel look like this by any chance?

JeeberD · 08-12-2006, 06:21 PM

New discovery, boys and girls...vodka and chocolate milk = A-OK!

terpkristin · 08-12-2006, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

New discovery, boys and girls...vodka and chocolate milk = A-OK!

It's not that I don't believe you, but I think that's one I'll just take your word for.

/tk

oliegirl · 08-12-2006, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

New discovery, boys and girls...vodka and chocolate milk = A-OK!

That sounds completely and utterly disgusting!!!!

JeeberD · 08-12-2006, 07:28 PM

Think about it...how different is it from a White Russian?

oliegirl · 08-12-2006, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Think about it...how different is it from a White Russian?

I wouldn't drink that either, so it still sounds pretty horrid...but hey, if you like it, go for it! I'm sticking with my vodka mixed with tonic and lime

JeeberD · 08-12-2006, 07:47 PM

How can you not like White Russians?!?!

Actually, I only had one and have moved on to Shiner Bock. I'll probably be nipping from the tequila bottle here in a bit as well...

Eaglesfan27 · 08-12-2006, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Think about it...how different is it from a White Russian?

That was my first thought as well. I think I'll try this tonight.

ice4277 · 08-12-2006, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

How can you not like White Russians?!?!

Actually, I only had one and have moved on to Shiner Bock. I'll probably be nipping from the tequila bottle here in a bit as well...

Ugh, that sounds like the recipe for a massive hangover in the morning.

But yeah, White Russians are the shizz and your idea doesn't sound too bad. Black Russians are even better though.

st.cronin · 08-12-2006, 10:11 PM

St.cronin's Vegas Prescription: Margaritas in the morning, old fashioneds after dinner, water or coffee if you're feeling unsteady.

amdaily · 08-12-2006, 10:28 PM

I'm back. The nurse dumped me after a month. Not 'open enough' apparently. Even though there is jack shit to be open about. Just because she was fucking verbally and then physcially abused in a 4 year relationship doesn't mean I'm hiding shit in my past. WTF is wrong with women?

edit - this is precisely why the nice guy never wins. If I had said 'I impregmated some underaged bitch 5 years back then ran out on the child, but still owe $700 on custody payments, I hope you'll be okay footin' some of the bill,' she'd be fucking crazy over me.

INDalltheway · 08-17-2006, 02:16 AM

Where is everyone? I mean shit, it's only a Wednesday night!

mrsimperless · 08-17-2006, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by amdaily

I'm back. The nurse dumped me after a month. Not 'open enough' apparently. Even though there is jack shit to be open about. Just because she was fucking verbally and then physcially abused in a 4 year relationship doesn't mean I'm hiding shit in my past. WTF is wrong with women?

edit - this is precisely why the nice guy never wins. If I had said 'I impregmated some underaged bitch 5 years back then ran out on the child, but still owe $700 on custody payments, I hope you'll be okay footin' some of the bill,' she'd be fucking crazy over me.

You need to come and join me in BKK, my friend. Just for a week. I'm not a womanizer by any means, but it's like fishing with dynamite over here! Regardless of what people say about this place there are plenty of nice girls to be had by all. I hear the girls here are even open to "relationships" if you're in to that particular form of masochism.

JeeberD · 08-17-2006, 08:25 AM

Tonights my bachelor party, so I'll try to drop by when I get home...

gottimd · 08-17-2006, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Tonights my bachelor party, so I'll try to drop by when I get home...

If you log onto the internet and come to this message board on the night of your bachelor party...I don't even know how to finish that sentence.

JeeberD · 08-17-2006, 08:36 AM

Well, I didn't say that it was gonna be the first thing I do when I get home...

ice4277 · 08-17-2006, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Well, I didn't say that it was gonna be the first thing I do when I get home...

So, were there boobies?

JeeberD · 08-17-2006, 09:17 AM

There will be, tonight, when the bachelor party is taking place.

ice4277 · 08-17-2006, 09:27 AM

Ah. I read that as the bachelor party was LAST night. My bad.

JeeberD · 08-18-2006, 10:25 AM

I let you guys down...when I got home last night I passed the fuck out.

*ooh my aching head*

duckman · 08-18-2006, 10:28 AM

You never answered ice's question.

JeeberD · 08-18-2006, 10:30 AM

Oh yes, MASSIVE amounts of boobies! The Clubhouse is so much fun...

ice4277 · 08-18-2006, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Oh yes, MASSIVE amounts of boobies! The Clubhouse is so much fun...

This should go without saying but.......

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Pix plz thx

JeeberD · 08-18-2006, 11:58 AM

Oh, and we were sitting at the table right next to Vinny Paul's (of Pantera) table. One of my friends is a huge fan and was totally freaking out. It was hilarious...

Greyroofoo · 08-18-2006, 11:21 PM

No drinking for me tonight.

I get to be the DD

hoopsguy · 08-18-2006, 11:50 PM

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No drinking for me tonight.

I get to be the DD

personally I think sober people and people not involved in the game should not be able to post at all in a Drunk Guy thread.

mrsimperless · 08-19-2006, 12:04 AM

Alchohol just makes me soooo much nicer! I can't evensplain. I'm such the gentleman. Until about drink number 1/2. Then, I'm a DIIICK!

INDalltheway · 08-19-2006, 02:53 AM

I like college..

Alcohol is way too easy to get around here. Thank you

Greyroofoo · 08-19-2006, 04:02 AM

Gotta love driving onto a military base with 100% ID check and having to get an id from a person passed out in the back seat.

amdaily · 08-19-2006, 11:21 PM

Saturday night drunk loser here!

I don't even now where to start. Just been driving from bar to bar, drunker than I should be, yet not drunk enough.

The whole life sucks thing and such. I lowered myself to the level of stopping at the gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes and a lighter for more than $5 despite not being a smoker. I hate fucking smokers damn it! Now I have a foul taste in my mouth and just want to sleep, but I can't.

One favorite song really stuck home tonight, Smoke Rings In The Dark, by Gary Allan

Quote:

Well I won't make you tell me
What I've come to understand
You're a certain kind of woman and
I'm a different kind of man
I've tried to make you love me
You're tried to find a spark of the flame that burned and
Somehow turned to smoke ring in the dark

The loneliness within me
Takes a heavy toll
'Cause it burns as slow as whiskey through an empty aching soul and
The night is like a dagger
Long and cold and sharp
As I sit here on the front steps
Blowing smoke rings in the dark

I- I- I know I must be going
'Cause loves already gone and
All I'm taking with me are the pieces of my heart and
All I'll leave are smoke rings in the dark

I've nominated some bad songs in the past, but if you can't relate to this, fuck off and die

Eaglesfan27 · 08-20-2006, 03:00 AM

Edit: NM. Last night was a good reminder why I don't usually drink to the point of intoxication..

Greyroofoo · 08-20-2006, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Edit: NM. Last night was a good reminder why I don't usually drink to the point of intoxication..

there should be a no editing rule in this thread

sovereignstar · 08-20-2006, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Edit: NM. Last night was a good reminder why I don't usually drink to the point of intoxication..

I want pics of last night's little orgy. You said your neighbor was hot and maybe one of their friends (perhaps the babysitter). 10 Coronas, 3 glasses of wine, and some shots? Did anyone break out a video camera? That sounded like a fun time.

ice4277 · 08-25-2006, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by illinifan999

should i join a frat

PING:

amdaily · 08-25-2006, 07:05 PM

Has anyone tried making a run at my post count lead in this thread over the past month?

Thinking of making a triumphant return to my favorite thread later, we shall see

ice4277 · 08-27-2006, 02:03 AM

Ok, its 2 a.m. ET and I am the first person to bump this thread? Pathetic. I expect more from you.

Terps · 08-28-2006, 01:48 AM

I'm a few 40's deep right now, I'd own this thread if I came online everytime I was drunk.

Izulde · 08-29-2006, 01:50 AM

Well I started out
Down a dirty road
Started out
All alone
And the sun went down
As it crossed the hill
And the town lit up
The world got still

I'm learnin to fly
But I ain't got wings
Coming down
Is the hardest thing

Well the good old days
May not return
And the rocks might melt
And the sea may burn

I'm learnin to fly
But I ain't got wings
Coming down
Is the hardest thing

Well some say life
Will beat you down
Break your heart
Steal your crown
So I started out
For God knows where
I guess I'll know
When I get there

And it won't fucking be here!

DeToxRox · 08-29-2006, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

Well I started out
Down a dirty road
Started out
All alone
And the sun went down
As it crossed the hill
And the town lit up
The world got still

I'm learnin to fly
But I ain't got wings
Coming down
Is the hardest thing

Well the good old days
May not return
And the rocks might melt
And the sea may burn

I'm learnin to fly
But I ain't got wings
Coming down
Is the hardest thing

Well some say life
Will beat you down
Break your heart
Steal your crown
So I started out
For God knows where
I guess I'll know
When I get there

And it won't fucking be here!

I been working so hard
Keep punching my card
Eight hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
I get this feeling
That time's just holding me down
I'll hit the ceiling
Or else I'll tear up this town
Tonight I gotta cut
(Chorus)
Loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me offa my knees
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose
You're playing so cool
Obeying every rule
Dig way down in your heart
You're yearning, burning for some
Somebody to tell you
That life ain't passing you by
I'm trying to tell you
It will if you don't even try
You can fly if you'd only cut
(Chorus)
Loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Oowhee, Marie
Shake it, shake it for me
Whoa, Milo
C'mon, c'mon let go
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose
FIRST - we got to turn you around
SECOND - You put your feet on the ground
THIRD - Now take a hold of your soul
FOUR - Whooooooooa, I'm turning it
Loose, FOOTLOOSE

08-12-2006, 04:14 AM	#911
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Go to bed, airman. You can be my wingman later. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

08-12-2006, 06:21 PM	#913
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	New discovery, boys and girls...vodka and chocolate milk = A-OK! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-12-2006, 07:28 PM	#916
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Think about it...how different is it from a White Russian? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-12-2006, 07:47 PM	#918
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	How can you not like White Russians?!?! Actually, I only had one and have moved on to Shiner Bock. I'll probably be nipping from the tequila bottle here in a bit as well... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 08-12-2006 at 07:48 PM.

08-12-2006, 10:11 PM	#921
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	St.cronin's Vegas Prescription: Margaritas in the morning, old fashioneds after dinner, water or coffee if you're feeling unsteady. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-09-2006, 04:13 AM	#909
Wasabiak High School Varsity Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Beulah, ND	Not sure if anyone has posted this yet...... hxxp://fun.drno.de/flash/HomeRun.swf

08-12-2006, 03:56 AM	#910
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	si tonight i was in a bar. I'm a A1C and some guy claiming to be a full bird Colonel comes up to me in a bar. He claims everything i know about the air force is wrong and i should listen to him because he's always right. He claims that I am smarter than everyone in my office ( which is true except for one contractor which can prgram bettwer than me with both hands tied behind his back. The Colonel was claiming that I should just demand that the Air Force should just pay me any salary that I want or that I'm a pussy for not demanding it, Honestly, I don't know where I'm going with this. I just know that this would look good in theping:drunk guy thread.

08-12-2006, 10:28 PM	#922
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	I'm back. The nurse dumped me after a month. Not 'open enough' apparently. Even though there is jack shit to be open about. Just because she was fucking verbally and then physcially abused in a 4 year relationship doesn't mean I'm hiding shit in my past. WTF is wrong with women? edit - this is precisely why the nice guy never wins. If I had said 'I impregmated some underaged bitch 5 years back then ran out on the child, but still owe $700 on custody payments, I hope you'll be okay footin' some of the bill,' she'd be fucking crazy over me. Last edited by amdaily : 08-12-2006 at 10:33 PM.

08-17-2006, 02:16 AM	#923
INDalltheway College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Chicago	Where is everyone? I mean shit, it's only a Wednesday night!

08-17-2006, 08:25 AM	#925
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Tonights my bachelor party, so I'll try to drop by when I get home... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-17-2006, 08:36 AM	#927
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Well, I didn't say that it was gonna be the first thing I do when I get home... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-17-2006, 09:17 AM	#929
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	There will be, tonight, when the bachelor party is taking place. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-17-2006, 09:27 AM	#930
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	Ah. I read that as the bachelor party was LAST night. My bad.

08-18-2006, 10:25 AM	#931
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I let you guys down...when I got home last night I passed the fuck out. ooh my aching head __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-18-2006, 10:30 AM	#933
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Oh yes, MASSIVE amounts of boobies! The Clubhouse is so much fun... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-18-2006, 11:58 AM	#935
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Oh, and we were sitting at the table right next to Vinny Paul's (of Pantera) table. One of my friends is a huge fan and was totally freaking out. It was hilarious... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-18-2006, 11:21 PM	#936
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	No drinking for me tonight. I get to be the DD

08-19-2006, 12:04 AM	#938
mrsimperless College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2003	Alchohol just makes me soooo much nicer! I can't evensplain. I'm such the gentleman. Until about drink number 1/2. Then, I'm a DIIICK! __________________ "All I know is that smart women are hot. Susan Polgar beat me in 24 moves in a simultaneous exhbition. I slept with the scoresheet under my pillow." Off some dude's web site.

08-19-2006, 02:53 AM	#939
INDalltheway College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Chicago	I like college.. Alcohol is way too easy to get around here. Thank you

08-19-2006, 04:02 AM	#940
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Gotta love driving onto a military base with 100% ID check and having to get an id from a person passed out in the back seat.

08-20-2006, 03:00 AM	#942
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	Edit: NM. Last night was a good reminder why I don't usually drink to the point of intoxication.. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen. Last edited by Eaglesfan27 : 08-20-2006 at 11:37 AM.

08-25-2006, 07:05 PM	#946
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	Has anyone tried making a run at my post count lead in this thread over the past month? Thinking of making a triumphant return to my favorite thread later, we shall see

08-27-2006, 02:03 AM	#947
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	Ok, its 2 a.m. ET and I am the first person to bump this thread? Pathetic. I expect more from you.

08-28-2006, 01:48 AM	#948
Terps College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2001	I'm a few 40's deep right now, I'd own this thread if I came online everytime I was drunk.

08-29-2006, 01:50 AM	#949
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Well I started out Down a dirty road Started out All alone And the sun went down As it crossed the hill And the town lit up The world got still I'm learnin to fly But I ain't got wings Coming down Is the hardest thing Well the good old days May not return And the rocks might melt And the sea may burn I'm learnin to fly But I ain't got wings Coming down Is the hardest thing Well some say life Will beat you down Break your heart Steal your crown So I started out For God knows where I guess I'll know When I get there And it won't fucking be here! __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

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