Damn These Looks Of Mine

[st.cronin]

This thread is useless without pics.

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by st.cronin

This thread is useless without pics.

his ass, the cashier or the barber?

[Lathum]

dola- if you think you get hit on alot now wait until you get married.

If I made a post everytime some female looked at me I'm be at Jeeber level

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I'm loving this, quite honestly.

I did it all for the Pumpy.C'mon
The Pumpy
C'mon
So you can take that cookie

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by Lathum

his ass, the cashier or the barber?

My ass doesn't look 10 years younger, its the other end that has BS coming out of it that looks young.

[terpkristin]

Originally Posted by Lathum

dola- if you think you get hit on alot now wait until you get married.

If I made a post everytime some female looked at me I'm be at Jeeber level

LOL.

Though that's interesting. That's one of the first things I look for, and if it's there, it's off-limits for flirting/oogling. In a male-dominated industry, there are a LOT of guys out there. And so far I've found that in my company, by and large if they don't have a ring, there's a reason... Maybe I'll find my guy at the gym.

/tk

[terpkristin]

Originally Posted by Lathum

his ass, the cashier or the barber?

All of the above?

/tk

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by terpkristin

LOL.

Though that's interesting. That's one of the first things I look for, and if it's there, it's off-limits for flirting/oogling. In a male-dominated industry, there are a LOT of guys out there. And so far I've found that in my company, by and large if they don't have a ring, there's a reason... Maybe I'll find my guy at the gym.

/tk

Thats what my uncle said about my 29 year old sister-in-law. She is nice, and can't say anything else about her hair.

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by terpkristin

LOL.

Though that's interesting. That's one of the first things I look for, and if it's there, it's off-limits for flirting/oogling.

/tk

Here is the thing TK.

Women are pigs. Way worse then men.

They want unattatched sex just as much as men do if not more. The best way to do that is find a married guy.

[st.cronin]

Originally Posted by Lathum

his ass, the cashier or the barber?

None of the above, I was thinking of TCYJ's computer lab. I assume he has TCY installed on every one of those computers.

[st.cronin]

Originally Posted by Lathum

Women are pigs. Way worse then men.

This is, in my experience, absolutely and without question TRUE.

[terpkristin]

Originally Posted by Lathum

Here is the thing TK.

Women are pigs. Way worse then men.

They want unattatched sex just as much as men do if not more. The best way to do that is find a married guy.

Hmm. I guess I'm an exception to that rule. I'm OK with being an exception. FWIW, I think that if you were local to me, I'd still probably want to hang out with you. But I wouldn't unabashedly flirt with you.

/tk

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by st.cronin

None of the above, I was thinking of TCYJ's computer lab. I assume he has TCY installed on every one of those computers.

I don't play that anymore. I was hitting bride recruit like I always do and a box popped up and told me it was the 1,000,000 time I hit that and I had no morales or life and that this was for my own good and to get out of the house and also take a morals class. Then it deleted all my saved files. It didn't delete the 216 draft files I had saved, does anyone know what they are good for? Thanks, Jim I really needed a break.

I was going to post a pic, but I guess not.

[terpkristin]

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

I was going to post a pic, but I guess not.

DO IT!

/tk

[st.cronin]

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

I don't play that anymore. I was hitting bride recruit like I always do and a box popped up and told me it was the 1,000,000 time I hit that and I had no morales or life and that this was for my own good and to get out of the house and also take a morals class. Then it deleted all my saved files. It didn't delete the 216 draft files I had saved, does anyone know what they are good for? Thanks, Jim I really needed a break.

I was going to post a pic, but I guess not.

What's wrong with briding recruits?

[Karlifornia]

Has the whole world gone insane?

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by st.cronin

What's wrong with briding recruits?

Nothing, I was posting out of character.

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Has the whole world gone insane?

Where have you been, under a rock your whole life.

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by terpkristin

But I wouldn't unabashedly flirt with you.

/tk

I beg to differ, just ask St Cronin. I'm irresistable.

[st.cronin]

Originally Posted by Lathum

I beg to differ, just ask St Cronin. I'm irresistable.

Come on, dude. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

[Lathum]

I even look manly with a frozen drink


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[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by Lathum

I even look manly with a frozen drink


[IMG][/IMG]

Yeah, but can you look manly calling a dog named precious?

Originally Posted by terpkristin

DO IT!

/tk

I never thought of myself as sexy and didn't say I was great looking, just too good looking for prison life(mainly too young looking and too soft skinned). I went to a casino last month and they looked at my license, and said "I thought you just turned 21 at most". I will post this to entertain the masses, not just Karlifornia. Its not very good quality but I don't really care much how I look so I don’t have any great quality pictures, actually my nephew took this last week when he was taking pictures of everything with my phone. My cheeks are red because my nephew just kept messing with things, and its hard to take someone serious when you tell them to quit, but laugh while doing that and afterwards. (Poor kid didn't now how serious I was, well he knows now. Ignore this comment if you don't think child abuse can be made fun of at all.) But I do look like I'm blushing frequently because of my pale pale skin. Can I say anything positive about myself without getting bashed, oh I don't care, I have a plethora of hair for someone with dirty dirty blond hair and most of its on my head.

[EagleFan]

Originally Posted by samifan24

This thread is awesome.

You have a very low "awesome bar".

[TCY Junkie]

No good deed goes unpunished and you can’t please everyone. If you don’t like it, tell the others not to post because I’m no post whore. I might be back and post some more in the OFF TOPIC forum if the people that don’t get my humor don’t crap all over my thread by attacking posters that like it and make terrible parody threads because they don’t get it and others that like it make it long.

I glanced at the parody thread. And you guys sucked at finding the hidden message from my message in that thread, it was clear no one in there got it but Pumpy. Most you guys in there don’t even have a clue what is going on and assume things. And also I’m easily distracted and don’t want to go astray and stop trying to please Pumpy.

I don’t even care that much, then why I’m I posting this. Well I get my kicks from making others laugh. Check me out in other threads, I never talk highly of myself. And if that was what you thought was happening we are opposites because your mind is a closed as a frog’s ass.(opening)

Again sorry guys that didn’t like it, you probably won’t like much of what I write, but just trying to entertain some folks every now and then.

Most(51% or more) of it is true but good luck figuring out what is true and what is not, but I thought it was crystal clear to anyone with a sense of humor I was making fun of all the threads about people having trouble with girls and a little bit about guys talking big and other things because I can’t stay on topic, but I guess it wasn’t clear to everyone.

That’s the end of me trying to defend that little piece of entertainment that just snowballed more than I thought it would, but if you know how to figure out a girls age in a non-creepy way let me know or don't you might upset someone that doesn't understand. If you believe everything on the internet, now is a good time to rethink that because I make stuff up as I go and things that start as truths and have meaning, which is usually not what you first think of, are more than embellished when I finish with them.

If you think I need to calm down, that’s fine. I just wanted people to get it and be entertained and maybe smile once, and by the parody thread that didn’t happen. Man I am coming of as a puss caring about entertaining others. It won’t happen again. It is still to be determined.

Man that fuddruckers guy was strange, I won't forget that for a while.

[korme]

You:
A. Attract
1. Females of illegal interaction
2. Gays

Ouch, you got a rough ticket

[Karlifornia]

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

Check me out in other threads

I'm gonna check you out in every thread, hot boy. Can I suck your dick?

[Zelig]

Oh, I will dine on honeydew
And drink the milk of Paradise

[Flasch186]

Originally Posted by terpkristin

Maybe I'll find my guy at the gym.

/tk

or the E.R.

oh, and TCY....just try using more acronyms. It's like Cowbell.



I gotta FEEVAH!

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by korme

You:
A. Attract
1. Females of illegal interaction
2. Gays

Ouch, you got a rough ticket

Thats some of the minor messages I sent. The main message I was trying to get out is that there are way too many guys that thank they are God's gift to women. I was just going to post about the guy, but the only title I thought of was "has this ever happened to you", thats when the title popped in my head, and spent too much time creating the rest.

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

I'm gonna check you out in every thread, hot boy. Can I suck your dick?

I will take that as a compliment coming from you. I knew this would happen after I posted that pic, I can bring out all the fairies. Sorry, I'm here to please people, but not people that don't get me. Your pathetic parody thread, made me embarrassed to be a member here. You questioned my integrity as a smartass on here thinking I was serious and posted that stuff that had no hidden meaning that I could find.

[Raiders Army]

.

[TCY Junkie]

I go from one end to the other.
Karlifornia, I seriously want to be friends with you and get along, I think we can if you don’t stick your dick where it won’t belong. It might be hard for you because of your size, all the girls must feel like they won a prize.

[Flasch186]

[Blade6119]

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

One person on this forum doesn't get my humor. And its not you.

Make it 2, i found your posts to be utterly lacking in both humor or intelligence, and that's saying something coming from me. Simply not funny, and really not all that nice considering the people you are mocking often times have serious issues they are facing.

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by Blade6119

Make it 2, i found your posts to be utterly lacking in both humor or intelligence, and that's saying something coming from me. Simply not funny, and really not all that nice considering the people you are mocking often times have serious issues they are facing.

I mocking guys that think they are God's gift to women. Are you really that sensitive about that?

[Pumpy Tudors]

I absolutely 100% "got" this thread, but I've eaten battery acid and called my Spanish teacher a cheap whore by accident in a freshman-level course... so what do I know?

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

I mocking guys that think they are God's gift to women. Are you really that sensitive about that?

don't mock me

[TCY Junkie]

Man, this is worse than when I have to explain my jokes to my brother, and I don't ever bother telling jokes to my cousin(yes the same cousin).

The guy at fuddruckers cock blocked me, maybe it was his girlfriend, it was extremly weird. But she definitely looked at him and sighed. No wonder I didn't find many post here funny over the years. I just have a different sense of humor than you guys. I was going to tell you about what happen today at whataburger because of my fishing shades, but not now. Guess I will just post a few times a month, because I can't compete with Pumpy's really random short thoughts, and I have to get into a story and kind of into character to be funny, and offend too many here that are SOFT skinned. Maybe I should just post in horse racing threads and on Pumpy Day.

Anyway I have to come back every once and a while and talk about pumpy's penis size and I guess ageofquarrel's massive size too.

[Lathum]

so wait...

this thread was a joke?

[BYU 14]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I absolutely 100% "got" this thread, but I've eaten battery acid and called my Spanish teacher a cheap whore by accident in a freshman-level course... so what do I know?

Don't forget the paint chips....

[BYU 14]

Originally Posted by Lathum

so wait...

this thread was a joke?

What, I hid my wife's Car keys for no reason?

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by Lathum

so wait...

this thread was a joke?

Sorry to leave you hanging so long, I have never done that to a guy that looks manly with a frozen drink.

I go to the edge and then 10 steps over, I don't now how many steps Pumpy goes over but he goes over far more often than I do and I thinks he has and endless supply.

After Karlifornia posted in my thread I started trying to notice who got my sense of humor. Some of you I couldn't tell. I was having fun until Pumpy fucking ended the game. I can't stay mad at Pumpy, if he was taller some people would confuse him with Richard Pryor.

I spent too long making the original so it would offend the minimum and still entertain some. Then Karlifornia distracted me with his parody thread, maybe because I only understood mine, but it was nothing like mine to me. I might be an ass's ass for making fun of asses who think they are God's gift to women, but he is an ass's ass's ass. But thats okay, I would still hangout with him because unlike me he attracts hot women.

[Pumpy Tudors]

In a way, I almost want to jump out of a tree.

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

In a way, I almost want to jump out of a tree.

Don't do that in your current state you might hit someone with something most would confuse as a bat.

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

Don't do that in your current state you might hit someone with something most would confuse as a bat.

was that a racial comment?

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by Lathum

was that a racial comment?

big penis comment

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

big penis comment

so your saying black people have bis penises?

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by Lathum

so your saying black people have bis penises?

Pumpy Yes

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

big penis comment

Originally Posted by Lathum

so your saying black people have bis penises?

I don't know if your serious, but I have all these busted onion rings for proof.


On a side note, I just want to get along with everyone I can. Even in college I was like that. This girl sat next to me and I would be friendly and she wouldn't say anything. She wasn't even attractive to me, but it took up to about 2 weeks for college was out before she started being nice. Man, she was a bitch.

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

She wasn't even attractive to me.

based on this thread all women are attracted to you

[Izulde]

FWIW, I find TCYJ amusing.