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Old 04-21-2010, 10:33 PM   #51
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What he said wasn't that bad and just because you think your kid is the center of the universe and like to project that onto everyone else doesn't mean you're right.

No, actually I measured. Mine is.

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Old 04-21-2010, 10:51 PM   #52
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enough people pick at silly minor parts of the story and it eventually becomes "won't someone please think of the children" and it's all over because of this misdirection.

What silly parts of the story?

A 4 year old kid says "hey doggie" and then gets yelled at by a stranger because of it.

Please explain where DT is anything but a douchebag in this story...

The kid did nothing deserving of getting yelled at, let alone yelled at by some stranger walking past the house.
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:03 PM   #53
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No, actually I measured. Mine is.

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Old 04-22-2010, 02:45 AM   #54
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What silly parts of the story?

A 4 year old kid says "hey doggie" and then gets yelled at by a stranger because of it.

Please explain where DT is anything but a douchebag in this story...

The kid did nothing deserving of getting yelled at, let alone yelled at by some stranger walking past the house.


Well.......

I bet the kid will never yell "hey doggie" again, so you could argue that DT taught him something.

And at 4 years old, I heard words that were far, far worse than "hell" so it's not like DT is doing some irrevocable damage to his virgin ears.
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:49 AM   #55
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Well.......

I bet the kid will never yell "hey doggie" again, so you could argue that DT taught him something.

And at 4 years old, I heard words that were far, far worse than "hell" so it's not like DT is doing some irrevocable damage to his virgin ears.

But DT had NO RIGHT yelling at someone's kid who did NOTHING wrong. It's douchebag 101.
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Old 04-22-2010, 09:20 AM   #56
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But DT had NO RIGHT yelling at someone's kid who did NOTHING wrong. It's douchebag 101.

almost getting a dog killed and causing a car accident isn't doing something wrong?
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:48 PM   #57
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almost getting a dog killed and causing a car accident isn't doing something wrong?

you're right. I say they should lock that kid up for life. Clearly, a 4-year old should have learned how to take care of an excitable dog by now, even if, you know, the kid doesn't have a dog. if the parents haven't found the time in FOUR YEARS to teach that lesson to the kid, just on the odd chance some fool would wander by the house with an unleashed dog, then fuck it. lock the kid up.

and, you should also feel free to scold the kid however you see fit. Clearly, the kid's parents don't know what they are doing, so it's totally cool for you to come on and parent how you see fit. yell and scream away. next time, I recommend spanking the kid as well. in fact, go back there now and do it - it'll be good for everyone in the long run.
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:51 PM   #58
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Pretty sure I'm allowed to yell and scream all I want. And they're allowed to yell and scream back.

Frankly the lady is just lucky that I was too hysterical at that moment to really go off on her, or her kid would have heard some real curse words.
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:53 PM   #59
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:58 PM   #60
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:57 PM   #61
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Am I following this thread correctly ... did it just go from tires being stolen from a car to someone yelling at a kid*?

* which sounds perfectly reasonable, as most kids are douchebags and a half and nearly all of them should be beaten.
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:58 PM   #62
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:18 PM   #63
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almost getting a dog killed and causing a car accident isn't doing something wrong?

If the kid was yelling something to his mom and saying "Hey Mommy!" and the dog did the same thing would your reaction be any different?
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:23 PM   #64
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true story - i once worked with a girl from hawaii. she managed to convince another girl that we worked with that in Hawaii there are no ATM's, and the only way to get money is to go into a bank.

I'm that old I remember that being the case for real back home
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:35 PM   #65
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If the kid was yelling something to his mom and saying "Hey Mommy!" and the dog did the same thing would your reaction be any different?

Absolutely. I wouldn't have said word 1 to the kid about it if that was the case.

And honestly, I think the "me yelling at the kid" thing has been overblown. I yelled what I yelled to him...word for word...once. What's that...less than 15 seconds of yelling? I was done yelling by the time I got across the street. The rest of the 5 minute screamfest was the lady yelling at me for daring to yell at her kid and "discipline" him and curse at him (not sure how yelling one sentence at him is disciplining him fwiw, and in my book "hell" isn't a "curse word" either), and me yelling back at her (because that was the only way to get a word in) about how it wasn't my dog so i couldn't get it off her property, that it was a loose dog that i was just trying to take home.
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:44 PM   #66
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Absolutely. I wouldn't have said word 1 to the kid about it if that was the case.

And honestly, I think the "me yelling at the kid" thing has been overblown. I yelled what I yelled to him...word for word...once. What's that...less than 15 seconds of yelling? I was done yelling by the time I got across the street. The rest of the 5 minute screamfest was the lady yelling at me for daring to yell at her kid and "discipline" him and curse at him (not sure how yelling one sentence at him is disciplining him fwiw, and in my book "hell" isn't a "curse word" either), and me yelling back at her (because that was the only way to get a word in) about how it wasn't my dog so i couldn't get it off her property, that it was a loose dog that i was just trying to take home.

Here, it's perfectly ok to put a cap up in the little bastard. In fact, you'd have been chewed out for not capping his ass.
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:56 PM   #67
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Absolutely. I wouldn't have said word 1 to the kid about it if that was the case.

Why? To the dog... Hey Mommy and Hey Doggie have no different meaning. The dog heard the kid and went that direction.
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Here, it's perfectly ok to put a cap up in the little bastard. In fact, you'd have been chewed out for not capping his ass.


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Old 04-22-2010, 02:57 PM   #70
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You need to be wearing an "I'm a motherfucker" t-shirt to do that though.
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:03 PM   #71
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:10 PM   #72
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aaah Oakland

Course, the kid would have been strapped, too. At four years old, he probably would have owned nine gats. You might have had some caps heading towards your grill before you were able to put one up in his dome.
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:20 PM   #73
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:21 PM   #74
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:27 PM   #75
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:31 PM   #76
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Methinks someone might be hamming it up a bit, tho

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Old 04-22-2010, 03:35 PM   #77
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Old 04-22-2010, 06:30 PM   #78
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Once you have kids, we'll see how cool you are with other people yelling at them in anger.

When they're 4. And having natural reactions to exciting stimuli.
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Once you have kids, we'll see how cool you are with other people yelling at them in anger.

When they're 4. And having natural reactions to exciting stimuli.

You ever watch Pet Cemetery? Crumb munchers are no joke.
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almost getting a dog killed and causing a car accident isn't doing something wrong?

What kind of deductive reasoning do you really expect from a 4 year old?
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Old 04-23-2010, 11:24 AM   #82
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