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Old 07-31-2007, 10:12 PM   #51
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I thought this was a thread about Red Dawn.

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Old 07-31-2007, 10:24 PM   #52
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I'm pretty sure that Leaf's two images are from some art exhibit. I read an explanation about them quite a while back...I'll see if I can find the info.
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Old 07-31-2007, 10:26 PM   #53
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Something about the inner man or something? Or being insecure?
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Old 07-31-2007, 10:26 PM   #54
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I don't know who's in the lead, but Noop has come on strong lately.
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Old 07-31-2007, 11:09 PM   #55
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This squirrel decided to break open the birdseed on our porch and then just chilled on the rail.
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Old 07-31-2007, 11:41 PM   #56
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I know i'm immature, but it never gets old, it really doesn't.
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:00 AM   #57
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The most intriguing part of this picture to me is that little sandwich.

I thought I saw the sandwich you were talking about right away. Then I saw the little sandwich in the corner and realized what you meant.
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:02 AM   #58
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I know i'm immature, but it never gets old, it really doesn't.

Okay, double team the guy in the middle. Watch out for the tail sweep. The refs don't always call it.
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:03 AM   #59
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O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land
Glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee;
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
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Old 08-01-2007, 02:13 AM   #60
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I find the belly fat the most disturbing part of that photo.
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Old 08-01-2007, 07:24 AM   #61
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It's just Joshua, guys.
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Old 08-01-2007, 07:47 AM   #62
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:08 AM   #63
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I think people have a different idea of "cool" than I do. Tho, again, the thread has taken a turn for the better with Pumpy pics.

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Old 08-01-2007, 08:45 AM   #64
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This thread has taken a turn for the better. But seriously, Leafs... what the fuck is that?
It's a picture of a man and a woman holding a child. Presumably, the man's happy expression indicates that he believes the child to be his. However, the child's dark skin makes it far more likely that the mother was impregnated by someone else, and the man's apparent lack of suspicion is a source of humor for the rest of us.

Honestly, I'm surprised you would need that explained.
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:48 AM   #65
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Old 08-01-2007, 09:38 AM   #66
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Those curious about Maple's pics, google "Understanding Joshua."
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Old 08-01-2007, 10:06 AM   #67
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Those curious about Maple's pics, google "Understanding Joshua."
For future reference, those pictures are way more fun when you let people wonder what the hell they are.
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Old 08-01-2007, 06:00 PM   #68
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It's a picture of a man and a woman holding a child. Presumably, the man's happy expression indicates that he believes the child to be his. However, the child's dark skin makes it far more likely that the mother was impregnated by someone else, and the man's apparent lack of suspicion is a source of humor for the rest of us.

Honestly, I'm surprised you would need that explained.

Umm, you have heard of adoption? But then again, given the nature of the thread, the joke is probably on me.
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Old 08-01-2007, 06:47 PM   #69
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Not sure if this'll work or not, but that picture of the two white parents with the black child, coupled with the fact that this is my 10th wedding anniversary, made me want to post this picture here.

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Old 08-01-2007, 07:06 PM   #70
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This made me laugh when I saw it
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:05 PM   #71
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:28 AM   #72
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The photo is huge, and I don't know how to size it on here, so I'll just post the link

http://www.everyfunnylink.com/?p=136

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Old 08-02-2007, 10:41 AM   #73
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Wow is that a dumb move.
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Old 08-02-2007, 11:05 AM   #74
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Old 08-02-2007, 11:53 AM   #75
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:01 PM   #76
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Old 08-11-2007, 08:47 AM   #77
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Old 08-11-2007, 10:03 AM   #79
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Old 08-11-2007, 10:09 AM   #80
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dude, you have issues...
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Old 08-11-2007, 11:04 AM   #81
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This fits my definition of "cool"...



I had this picture as my background at work for awhile, and this dumb broad I work with asked if that was me jumping.

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Old 08-11-2007, 12:33 PM   #82
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Leafs, where did you find the Merry/Pippin picture? Is there a story to read on the SkyNews shots?
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Old 08-11-2007, 01:15 PM   #83
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I like the look on the guy's face when he sees the pic.
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Old 08-26-2007, 01:52 PM   #84
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Old 08-27-2007, 03:09 PM   #85
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This thread is gold!

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Old 08-27-2007, 03:40 PM   #86
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This fits my definition of "cool"...



I had this picture as my background at work for awhile, and this dumb broad I work with asked if that was me jumping.

Almost time for some new ones...

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Old 08-27-2007, 03:50 PM   #87
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Notice the extra height necessary in the first pic to get over a LB as opposed to a CB .

I have serious man-love for BL.
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Old 08-27-2007, 04:18 PM   #88
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I love how he does that. Does anyone remeber the fight scene in Troy where Brad Pitt as Achilles lands blows by doing this move?
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Old 08-27-2007, 05:01 PM   #89
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I had this picture as my background at work for awhile, and this dumb broad I work with asked if that was me jumping.

Just tell her you are the fan in the white shirt 3 rows up in the background.
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Old 08-27-2007, 05:33 PM   #90
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Old 08-27-2007, 06:08 PM   #91
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Old 08-27-2007, 06:14 PM   #92
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That is so wrong on so many levels.
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Old 08-27-2007, 06:26 PM   #93
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Fine print gives the hoax away...

"In response, Breyers has created a flavour inspired by the sassy metallic orange leotards of our young female gymnasts who are eagerly busting their fresh asses to make every American proud."
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:58 PM   #94
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Damn, Yanni has some nice boobs.
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Old 08-28-2007, 04:24 PM   #95
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Am I missing something in this one?
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Old 08-28-2007, 04:38 PM   #96
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Am I missing something in this one?

I was embarrassed to ask.
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Old 08-28-2007, 04:44 PM   #97
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Am I missing something in this one?

I thought the colour contrasts in the image were what was cool... maybe there's something else?
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Old 08-28-2007, 04:45 PM   #98
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It's either just a cool picture, or maybe that is a volkswagen van rolling down that cliff-face?????
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Old 08-28-2007, 04:49 PM   #99
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I thought the protruding rock in the upper left was supposed to look like a penis...
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