May 21 <EDIT>isn't the rapture. - Page 2

Ksyrup · 05-09-2011, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fantom1979

The Mayans are not amused.

JediKooter · 05-09-2011, 05:19 PM

Love it!!

digamma · 05-10-2011, 08:09 PM

I feel comfort knowing that if the world does die that day, cartman will be the first to post it on FOFC.

Rizon · 05-18-2011, 06:55 PM

Preacher Says World To End 6PM May 21 « Alan Colmes' Liberaland

WTF!!!!

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That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
Feed it off an aux speak,, grunt, no, strength,
The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height.
Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing!
Fine, then.
Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.
Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed. Uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier.
Renegade steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
(I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev. Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine...

Rizon · 05-18-2011, 06:56 PM

Sun Tzu · 05-18-2011, 07:00 PM

That belongs in the images thread. Very funny.

sabotai · 05-18-2011, 07:43 PM

6 PM, but what time zone?

Groundhog · 05-18-2011, 07:43 PM

ALL OF THEM!!!!!!

Eaglesfan27 · 05-18-2011, 07:49 PM

Hospitalized my first patient who was absolutely fixated on this (along with a bunch of other delusions.)

LloydLungs · 05-18-2011, 09:23 PM

Delusions?? Koyie Hill is 3-for-3 tonight. I for one am kissing my ass goodbye.

wade moore · 05-18-2011, 09:33 PM

Perfect place to post this.

By our very own lordscarlet:

When is Judgement Day?

molson · 05-18-2011, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sabotai

6 PM, but what time zone?

It's going to be a traveling earthquake that conveniently hits each time zone at 6PM local time. Which is pretty amazing in itself considering those zones aren't necessarily straight lines. I take it as god's dramatic, final acknowledgment of man's laws before the destroys all laws and imposes his own.

AENeuman · 05-18-2011, 10:37 PM

AFP: US atheists offer pet rescue after judgment day

The post-doomsday pet rescue service already has 259 clients, who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address, to ensure the faithful animal companions are looked after and loved even when their Christian owners have gone to the other side.

EagleFan · 05-18-2011, 11:05 PM

Brilliant

DaddyTorgo · 05-18-2011, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AENeuman

AFP: US atheists offer pet rescue after judgment day

The post-doomsday pet rescue service already has 259 clients, who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address, to ensure the faithful animal companions are looked after and loved even when their Christian owners have gone to the other side.

Fuck. Why didn't I think of this? Easy way to make money off the idiots...kudos to whoever came up with it!

Radii · 05-18-2011, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AENeuman

AFP: US atheists offer pet rescue after judgment day

The post-doomsday pet rescue service already has 259 clients, who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address, to ensure the faithful animal companions are looked after and loved even when their Christian owners have gone to the other side.

this is amazing.

OldGiants · 05-19-2011, 09:05 PM

Let's all meet at Pat Robertson's house for some post-rapture looting.

EagleFan · 05-19-2011, 09:18 PM

Maybe I should take tomorrow off. Might as well enjoy the day.

CrimsonFox · 05-19-2011, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

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YESYESYES!

CrimsonFox · 05-19-2011, 09:37 PM

Is anybody here involved in any of those suicide pact cults? If so can I have your stereo?

Desnudo · 05-19-2011, 09:41 PM

35K for doing nothing. Unless the shit hits the fan on the 21st.

Peregrine · 05-19-2011, 10:17 PM

Buccaneer · 05-19-2011, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by booradley

Can I post here?? Without being deleted, I mean ...

I hope you werent' going to defend this in anyway.

cartman · 05-19-2011, 11:48 PM

Someone created a Facebook group to get people worldwide to recreate the Six Feet Under scene in as many cities and with as many helium filled blow up dolls as possible this Saturday.

Groundhog · 05-20-2011, 01:21 AM

Sorry folks, already happened. If you're still here, you didn't make the cut.

cartman · 05-20-2011, 02:05 PM

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds, snakes and an aeroplane.

Sun Tzu · 05-20-2011, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds, snakes and an aeroplane.

We've already seen three of the four.

JonInMiddleGA · 05-20-2011, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

We've already seen three of the four.

Well, there was this guy's finisher

cartman · 05-20-2011, 03:03 PM

I wonder if the guy who ordered all of those Rapture billboards the past couple of months asked for NET 90 terms.

Sun Tzu · 05-20-2011, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Well, there was this guy's finisher

Well played.

JonInMiddleGA · 05-20-2011, 04:11 PM

We're gonna need a soundtrack I think. Here's a great starter

molson · 05-20-2011, 04:17 PM

Less then 8 hours away now, I think - I believe its supposed to hit the international date line at 6PM local time, which is 2AM eastern time tonight.

cartman · 05-20-2011, 04:33 PM

Rizon · 05-20-2011, 04:40 PM

hxxp://www.ecouterre.com/rapture-bombing-is-an-end-of-days-prank-with-potential-for-giving/

“Rapture Bombing” is an End-of-Days Prank with Potential for Giving
by Nicole Abene, 05/20/11

pranks, The Rapture, Gizmodo, eco-fashion, sustainable fashion, green fashion, ethical fashion, sustainable style

There’s been a lot of talk about the world ending tomorrow. Assuming that’s not going to happen, Gizmodo wants to prank Rapture believers by “Rapture bombing,” a flash-mob-like activity that involves strewing old clothes around town and making them look like their owners simply vanished into the abyss. Our spin on it? Once the joke’s over, recover the garments and donate them to charity. Since (presumably) the Apocalypse isn’t nigh, wasting an opportunity to give to those in need would be the real sin. If practical jokes are your jam, Gizmodo will be featuring the best Rapture-bomb snapshots on its site, with prizes for its favorites.

JonInMiddleGA · 05-20-2011, 04:41 PM

I think I see where this is headed ... after the deadline the guy will hold a press conference that begins with the words We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I ...

Atocep · 05-20-2011, 04:53 PM

CrimsonFox · 05-20-2011, 08:35 PM

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MacroGuru · 05-20-2011, 08:41 PM

I know this is in poor taste...but I did LOL just a little..

stevew · 05-20-2011, 11:04 PM

I want to hear how these fuck faces explain their lie tomorrow.

M GO BLUE!!! · 05-20-2011, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacroGuru

I know this is in poor taste...but I did LOL just a little..

Nice!

Young Drachma · 05-21-2011, 12:34 AM

All is well in Kiritimati, Kirabati. But maybe they're not fans of the international dateline in Rapture central.

chrisj · 05-21-2011, 01:09 AM

The funniest part about all of this:
May 21 End of the World: Harold Camping's $72M business - May. 19, 2011

Quote:

But not even all of his own employees are convinced that the world is ending on Saturday.

In fact, many still plan on showing up at work on Monday.

"I don't believe in any of this stuff that's going on, and I plan on being here next week," a receptionist at their Oakland headquarters told CNNMoney.

A job's a job I guess.

CrimsonFox · 05-21-2011, 03:02 AM

SING IT, BLONDIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TroyF · 05-23-2011, 08:20 AM

I'd be really pissed about this mistake if I were a Jets fan. Their entire coaching staff and about 95% of the team would have been left behind for a major Super Bowl run.

Denver's QB situation would have been clarified a little bit better. (Tebow obviously wouldn't have been the QB of the future)

All joking aside, I know it's easy to say that this guys followers are idiots, but I still feel badly for any of the children who will end up suffering from their parents moronic decisions. (both mentally and financially)

JediKooter · 05-23-2011, 12:20 PM

Now it's time for all the excuses as to why it didn't happen:

5. Miscalculated the date (again)
4. It really happened, but, we aren't on a high enough conscience to realize it
3. The devil intervened
2. It did happen, we are all that's left
1. God said that since there were so many believers, he canceled/delayed it

Passacaglia · 05-23-2011, 12:35 PM

Or:

F you, I got all the media coverage I want, and don't need any more.

Rizon · 05-23-2011, 12:39 PM

Heaven was using MS Rapture and it had some bugs in it that prevented the Rapture from running correctly.

JediKooter · 05-23-2011, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Or:

F you, I got all the media coverage I want, and don't need any more.

That is a good one too. Camping isn't hurting financially from what I've heard.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

Heaven was using MS Rapture and it had some bugs in it that prevented the Rapture from running correctly.

Haha! I like it!

Autumn · 05-23-2011, 12:44 PM

It would be fantastic if the rapture actually happened but there were so few people holy enough that nobody really noticed.

"An area man disappeared on Saturday. In other news ..."

heybrad · 05-23-2011, 06:32 PM

Mayans... you are now on the clock.

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digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	I feel comfort knowing that if the world does die that day, cartman will be the first to post it on FOFC.

05-18-2011, 07:43 PM	#57
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	6 PM, but what time zone?

05-18-2011, 10:37 PM	#63
AENeuman College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: SF	AFP: US atheists offer pet rescue after judgment day The post-doomsday pet rescue service already has 259 clients, who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address, to ensure the faithful animal companions are looked after and loved even when their Christian owners have gone to the other side. Last edited by AENeuman : 05-18-2011 at 10:38 PM.

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cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Someone created a Facebook group to get people worldwide to recreate the Six Feet Under scene in as many cities and with as many helium filled blow up dolls as possible this Saturday. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint Last edited by cartman : 05-19-2011 at 11:51 PM. Reason: Feet, not Foot

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cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds, snakes and an aeroplane. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

05-20-2011, 03:03 PM	#79
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I wonder if the guy who ordered all of those Rapture billboards the past couple of months asked for NET 90 terms. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

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molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	Less then 8 hours away now, I think - I believe its supposed to hit the international date line at 6PM local time, which is 2AM eastern time tonight.

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JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	I think I see where this is headed ... after the deadline the guy will hold a press conference that begins with the words We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I ... __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

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TroyF Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I'd be really pissed about this mistake if I were a Jets fan. Their entire coaching staff and about 95% of the team would have been left behind for a major Super Bowl run. Denver's QB situation would have been clarified a little bit better. (Tebow obviously wouldn't have been the QB of the future) All joking aside, I know it's easy to say that this guys followers are idiots, but I still feel badly for any of the children who will end up suffering from their parents moronic decisions. (both mentally and financially)

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JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Now it's time for all the excuses as to why it didn't happen: 5. Miscalculated the date (again) 4. It really happened, but, we aren't on a high enough conscience to realize it 3. The devil intervened 2. It did happen, we are all that's left 1. God said that since there were so many believers, he canceled/delayed it __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

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