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Old 02-07-2004, 11:17 AM   #51
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I think 2 heads is sexy.

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Old 02-07-2004, 11:20 AM   #52
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the baby died, folks.
please let the crass jokes resume.

I guess I am an idiot. I thought this was meant as a jab at the people making jokes earlier. I am a braindead jackass, forgive me.
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Old 02-07-2004, 11:22 AM   #53
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I guess I am an idiot. I thought this was meant as a jab at the people making jokes earlier. I am a braindead jackass, forgive me.

no problem at all.
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Old 02-07-2004, 11:30 AM   #54
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no problem at all.

I guess one of our sarcasm detectors isn't working...
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Old 02-07-2004, 11:35 AM   #55
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I guess one of our sarcasm detectors isn't working...

I agree completely. good luck with that.
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Old 02-07-2004, 11:36 AM   #56
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I agree completely. good luck with that.

I kind of figured it was mine. It kept making weird noises. Kind of like a baby with two heads dying. Odd really.
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Old 02-07-2004, 11:49 AM   #57
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I think 2 heads is sexy.

Kind of like twins. Of course the two sets of boobies and multiple vaginas missing. But other than that, it is like twins.
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Old 02-07-2004, 12:39 PM   #58
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Whats the point of multiple vaginas? I have trouble mastering one.
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Old 02-07-2004, 12:58 PM   #59
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I kind of figured it was mine. It kept making weird noises. Kind of like a baby with two heads dying. Odd really.

Wrong man...so so wrong...

But I can't stop laughing. LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
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Old 02-07-2004, 02:26 PM   #60
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Babies die daily. I will post them here everytime I find a news story on the internet. After that we can have a virtual group hug and cry and pray about it.

I find it funny you say that now, but when Skydog posted about the shooting at the school he works at and where it was family to a member of this board that died, instead of making jokes, we had a virtual group hug and cry party. How about when Bucc had that surgery, we all said, " good luck and hope you get well. " No jokes there, huh? Just because we do not know these people does not make it any less ignorant to crack jokes.
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Old 02-07-2004, 02:33 PM   #61
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I find it funny you say that now, but when Skydog posted about the shooting at the school he works at and where it was family to a member of this board that died, instead of making jokes, we had a virtual group hug and cry party. How about when Bucc had that surgery, we all said, " good luck and hope you get well. " No jokes there, huh? Just because we do not know these people does not make it any less ignorant to crack jokes.

There is a big difference in dealing with someone who is known or associated with members of the board. I bet you have never made a joke or laughed at one about a Michael Jackson. We all know how funny child molestation can be.
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Old 02-07-2004, 02:35 PM   #62
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Whats the point of multiple vaginas? I have trouble mastering one.

Vaginas are like money, you can never really have too much, whether you can use them or not.
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Old 02-07-2004, 02:35 PM   #63
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I make fun of MJ, not about his victims.
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Old 02-07-2004, 02:35 PM   #64
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Wrong man...so so wrong...

But I can't stop laughing. LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

That is Satan tickling your feet.
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Old 02-07-2004, 02:38 PM   #65
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I make fun of MJ, not about his victims.

But you make fun of him because of what he did, thus decreasing the severity of his 'supposed' crimes. Laughing at a joke about pants being 50% off at Kmart because they are Michael Jackson brand is very similiar to what people were doing here.
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Old 02-07-2004, 03:50 PM   #66
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Just because we do not know ... does not make it any less ignorant ...

you could write lyrics for Alanis Morissette.
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Old 02-07-2004, 03:51 PM   #67
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you could write lyrics for Alanis Morissette.

Wouldn't that be ironic?

I make me smile on the inside.
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Old 02-07-2004, 03:53 PM   #68
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Vaginas are like money, you can never really have too much, whether you can use them or not.

You certainly can have too much vagina. Picture taking a date out for the first time, things get hot and she takes off her party dress to reveal chin to pelvis vagina. I would say that is a tad too much.
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Old 02-07-2004, 03:59 PM   #69
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You certainly can have too much vagina. Picture taking a date out for the first time, things get hot and she takes off her party dress to reveal chin to pelvis vagina. I would say that is a tad too much.

Hmmm.... I have never really thought of that. My line of thinking involved numerous normal vaginas. One huge vagina could very well be too much. This could be the first time in the world that a message board changed my line of thinking. Fritz for God.
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Old 02-07-2004, 04:20 PM   #70
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What an incredibly sad story. My heart goes out to that little girl's parents. I can't begin to imagine how hard their lives have been.

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