Jersey Shore on MTV

[Qwikshot]

Originally Posted by INDalltheway

I couldn't watch the first episode online, it was too unbearable. But what is the reason of for action?

[Ronnie Dobbs2]

Sadly this is from a future episode.

After her drink's stolen, MTV star gets punch | Philadelphia Daily News | 08/21/2009

[JediKooter]

Actually looks like he hits the guy in the nose first, then her chin.

[RainMaker]

Dominos pulled ads from the show today. I'm guessing more will follow.

My only issue with the show is that there is a young generation of kids who are growing up thinking this is cool.

[JediKooter]

Instead bringing back the Greatest American Hero, we get this garbage...

[thesloppy]

"I think he got it from dancing with that skank. When he was diving through the fat chick's legs, maybe she let something out when he was sliding through and particles got in his eye, or something like that."

[Izulde]

If you don't love The Situation, I'ma make you love The Situation.

[BYU 14]

Not now Chief, I'm in the fucking zone!

[JS19]

So, after continuously seeing this on one channel or another, that dude dropping that chick, it got me to thinking. Don't you have to sign some form of waiver/consent form to appear on this show? I find it hard to believe this douchebag would agree to have his image sent out for the world to see as he decks a girl in a bar.

[Karlifornia]

Originally Posted by JS19

So, after continuously seeing this on one channel or another, that dude dropping that chick, it got me to thinking. Don't you have to sign some form of waiver/consent form to appear on this show? I find it hard to believe this douchebag would agree to have his image sent out for the world to see as he decks a girl in a bar.

While your point would appear valid to most sane people, you completely gloss over the fact that most of the people in and around that shithole are talentless famewhores that would gladly appear on TV for any reason at all, even if it was completely giving up any shred of dignity they had left.

[Oilers9911]

The decline of the western civilization part 1000. MTV should be dissolved and banned for this.

[digamma]

Originally Posted by Oilers9911

The decline of the western civilization part 1000. MTV should be dissolved and banned for this.

If by dissolved and banned, you mean given all sorts of television awards, I completely agree.

*fist pump*
*fist pump*
*fist pump*

[Ramzavail]

I heard that douche bag who punched Snooki is a teacher too. I'd venture to say, not anymore.

[Ronnie Dobbs2]

He's been rubber roomed.

Teachers in trouble spending years in 'rubber room' limbo that costs $65M

[Radii]

I hope everyone is still watching the best show currently on television.

[MikeVic]

So yeah, I liked this show. Didn't think I would but there was something about it that just made it so entertaining.

[JetsIn06]

Originally Posted by MikeVic

So yeah, I liked this show. Didn't think I would but there was something about it that just made it so entertaining.

+1

[Neuqua]

Official 'Jersey Shore' Season 2 Drinking Game Rules | BroBible.com

Some bros and I took the initial "Jersey Shore" drinking game suggestions that BroBible posted and added a bunch more. The game ended up being a lot of fun so we restructured some new rules for Season 2.

Pre-Episode Proposition Bets:
Before the start of the show, anyone participating in the game will wager on the "Jersey Shore" cast member to first be shown doing a typical guido/guidette activity during that episode. For each cast member you correctly select, you will get to dole out five drinks to others playing the game.


1. First cast member to be shown fist pumping during the episode.
2. First to bring someone home to the house.
3. First to throw a punch or get into a fight.
4. First to be shown applying hair product/fixing their hair.
5. First to be shown or mention tanning.


Season 2 Rules:

1. Drink whenever a cast member screams “Miami!” at the top of their lungs.
2. Drink whenever a Season 1 guido term is used (i.e. “Grenade,” “GTL,” “Ron Ron Juice,” etc.).
3. Drink whenever the cast visits the gym, tanning salon, laundromat, or barber shop. Drink 3 if the cast members are shown completing each stage of the G.T.L. trifecta.
4. Drink every time someone uses the word “Bro.”
5. Drink whenever Snooki eats a pickle.
6. Drink whenever Angelina “cock blocks” another cast member.
7. Drink when one of the cast members assigns a nickname to one of the girls/guys they bring home (i.e. “Cowboy,” “Freckles McGee,” “The Grenade”).
8. Drink whenever a hookup mishap takes place (examples from Season 1 include Mike’s date falls down the stairs, Snooki’s guy vomiting while they’re hooking up, Snooki’s guy falling asleep mid-hookup, Mike getting blocked by “The Grenade"). Drink twice if it ends up blocking Snooki or The Situation from closing the deal.
9. Drink anytime the cast members experience Southern culture shock.
10. Drink whenever Mike gets a fake telephone number or is stood up by or asked who he is by a girl he calls on the phone. Drink twice if other cast members are present to witness his failure.
11. Drink when the cast members get into a fight. If a cast member is arrested, later claims “self-defense,” or claims the fight was started by “haters,” drink one extra for each.
12. Drink one for each time Ronnie gets back together with Sammi. Drink one for each person they hook up with while they are “together.”
13. Drink whenever any of the guys hit on a girl who may not be of legal age.
14. Drink whenever Snooki takes off an article of clothing or accidentally reveals more of herself. Drink twice if the editing crew hasn’t made the shot blurred enough for you to endure without looking away.
15. Drink once for every hour between Ronnie and Sammi’s breakup to them making up. Drink one extra if Ronnie cries or says it’s his fault. Chug your drink if Sammi says it’s her fault.
16. Drink once for every person shown dancing at a Pauly D DJ appearance (first shot of the dance floor during each event).
17. Drink anytime a private security guard for the group makes his way into the shot or has to interfere in a fight.
18. Drink anytime the word “Gorilla” is used to describe someone in a positive light.
19. Drink whenever JWoww adjusts herself on camera.
20. Drink whenever Snooki gets drunk and does something to entertain herself (i.e. dances by herself, makes random phone calls, builds a bubble bath cave, etc.).


Season 1 Favorites (optional, and not for the weak of liver):

1. Drink when any cast member is applying hair product or references their hair (i.e. their “poof” or “blowout”).
2. Drink whenever a cast member is shown wearing sunglasses inside or at night.
3. Drink whenever one of the girls refers to themselves as “classy” or another girl as “trashy” or “trash,” a “skank,” “slut,” “whore,” “ho,” etc.
4. Drink when a cast member fist pumps. Drink 2 if the cast fist pumps as a group.
5. Drink whenever a cast member removes his shirt in public (i.e. not at the house).
6. Drink when you see JWoww’s side-boob. Drink only once for each outfit (i.e. if they show side boob before she goes out, drink once for that but do not drink again every time they show her out later that night in the same clothes).
7. Drink anytime you see Jager, Red Bull, Goose, and/or mixers (drink once for each type shown). Drink once if they come up with names for their drink (i.e. “Ron Ron Juice”). Drink once even if the newly named drink does not contain Jager, Red Bull, or Goose and mixers.
8. Drink whenever Mike refers to himself as “The Situation” or any other housemate makes a joke about whether he is or is not “The Situation.” Limit of 5 drinks per episode.
9. Drink whenever they mispronounce Nicole’s nickname “Snooki” (i.e. she is referred to as “Snickers,” “Snookers,” “Snookums,” etc.). Limit of 5 drinks per episode.
10. Drink when/if a cast member catches some kind of disease/illness (i.e. pink eye, venereal disease, etc.).

SEASON TWO STARTS TONIGHT!

[DaddyTorgo]

hahah

[digamma]

Ronnie was obliviated.

[DaddyTorgo]

My favorite was 2 minutes in when Snooki goes to her new "gorilla juicehead boyfriend" (talking about meatballs) "I want two balls...in the face."

WTF this show. So ridiculous.

[Radii]

Huh, so is this gonna be good for a second season? I deleted the season pass, buying into the idea that once these guys were "self aware" of their image it would basically ruin the show.

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by Radii

Huh, so is this gonna be good for a second season? I deleted the season pass, buying into the idea that once these guys were "self aware" of their image it would basically ruin the show.

I don't know - I think it certainly ruins some of it because it's self-aware, but at the same time they're still ridiculous so it's amusing to watch for that reason, even if a higher percentage of it is them being aware of being ridiculous.