anyone had multiple orgasms? - Page 2

bbor · 01-19-2006, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Read the first two sentences. It is clearly 8 orgasms, and not 8 multiple orgasms. Poor Oliegirl

It could be poor Radii....perhaps during the Radii/Olliegirl courtship there has only been sex 4 times.

vtbub · 01-19-2006, 04:38 PM

I have a spare chair if either of u need it after that.

Coder · 01-19-2006, 04:41 PM

Is this the first time that a parody-thread has more posts than the original thread?

And parody thread is 2 hours younger than original

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-19-2006, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

My explanation still holds true.

I'm sure there must be exceptions to this rule, right? I'm pretty sure I've had more than 8, and I'm an FOFC'er.

Fouts · 01-19-2006, 05:37 PM

Brilliant. And I hate parody threads.

Rasmuth · 01-19-2006, 05:39 PM

I had a girlfriend once...blessed with the ability to have multiple orgasms...very easlily to boot...

after our first encounter (it was very loud to say the least) she told me she lost count after her 12th orgasm...

she's always held a special place in my heart...

Eaglesfan27 · 01-19-2006, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rasmuth

I had a girlfriend once...blessed with the ability to have multiple orgasms...very easlily to boot...

after our first encounter (it was very loud to say the least) she told me she lost count after her 12th orgasm...

she's always held a special place in my heart...

She faked them.

Icy · 01-19-2006, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rasmuth

I had a girlfriend once...blessed with the ability to have multiple orgasms...very easlily to boot...

after our first encounter (it was very loud to say the least) she told me she lost count after her 12th orgasm...

she's always held a special place in my heart...

You "HAD" a girlfriend? then i guess she found another guy able to give her at least 13

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-19-2006, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Icy

You "HAD" a girlfriend? then i guess she found another guy able to give her at least 13

Either that or she never returned the favor.

oliegirl · 01-19-2006, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Read the first two sentences. It is clearly 8 orgasms, and not 8 multiple orgasms. Poor Oliegirl

Ha - wrong! It's 8 at one time

MacroGuru · 01-19-2006, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

I've seen it in porn, but has any guy here come across a "gusher" aka "rainwoman"?

I have....freaked me out at first.....

saldana · 01-19-2006, 06:42 PM

i am glad that my neurological affliction has been able to provide almost double the responses as a parody as the actual thread...if i am able to remember who posted on this thread tomorrow, i am gonna be pissed at you all.

Eaglesfan27 · 01-19-2006, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by saldana

i am glad that my neurological affliction has been able to provide almost double the responses as a parody as the actual thread...if i am able to remember who posted on this thread tomorrow, i am gonna be pissed at you all.

What about those of us who posted in both threads

Lorena · 01-19-2006, 06:54 PM

This is great! Nicely done Olliegirl

PilotMan · 01-19-2006, 06:57 PM

This whole thing is part of how I got the Mrs. I promised her 4 and she got about 15. I have, at one point, had her begging for mercy. Who's your daddy?

Airhog · 01-19-2006, 07:02 PM

yes, more than one girl actually. More women than you think can do it, you just have to know how to hit the right spots

Warhammer · 01-19-2006, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Airhog

yes, more than one girl actually. More women than you think can do it, you just have to know how to hit the right spots

Not only that, but they need to be relaxed. My ex could, but only if she had a bit to drink. My wife probably could, but she is so up tight it isn't even funny, she cuts her own orgasms short because she can't just let go.

Buccaneer · 01-19-2006, 08:02 PM

olie, did you count the one at your bachlorette party? I rather liked that one a lot.

tarcone · 01-19-2006, 08:09 PM

You need to avoid orgasmic activities for at least a week unless there is loss of consciousness, then you need doctors approval to resume orgasmic activities

Desnudo · 01-19-2006, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Yes, but those are some mighty powerful orgasms. And since she's a member of FOFC, there's an automatic presumption of geekiness that applies to us all that would make "8" a realistic number in her case.

I am not a geek. I post here to help raise the sexiness level of the board.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-19-2006, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by tarcone

You need to avoid orgasmic activities for at least a week unless there is loss of consciousness, then you need doctors approval to resume orgasmic activities

Sucks to be Arlie then.

Airhog · 01-19-2006, 09:05 PM

take 2 cocks and call me in the morning if the condition worsens

AZSpeechCoach · 01-19-2006, 09:09 PM

Damn...I just logged on, saw this thread, and started reading without realizing it was a parody thread. Here I am thinking poor oliegirl was baring her soul to this crowd. It took me 2/3rds of the way down to realize that anything was amiss

Young Drachma · 01-19-2006, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by AZSpeechCoach

Damn...I just logged on, saw this thread, and started reading without realizing it was a parody thread. Here I am thinking poor oliegirl was baring her soul to this crowd. It took me 2/3rds of the way down to realize that anything was amiss

Same here. I read it earlier and thought it was real, only to discover shortly after it was a parody after finding the actual thread it made fun of. It's a classic.

oliegirl · 01-19-2006, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

olie, did you count the one at your bachlorette party? I rather liked that one a lot.

Which one? I had 2 bachelorette parties!

Glengoyne · 01-19-2006, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

Which one? I had 2 bachelorette parties!

Buc was there...So the one where the stripper had the little willie.

Glengoyne · 01-19-2006, 10:33 PM

Dola,

Oh and by the way Excellent thread Olie. As nicely played as ever has been done on this board.

On that Note.
Sheesh even Oliegirl is an f'n elitist now.

oliegirl · 01-20-2006, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Glengoyne

Dola,

Oh and by the way Excellent thread Olie. As nicely played as ever has been done on this board.

On that Note.
Sheesh even Oliegirl is an f'n elitist now.

Can I add that to my title? Head Cheerleader and F'n Elitist?

Glengoyne · 01-21-2006, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

Can I add that to my title? Head Cheerleader and F'n Elitist?

Paging Ben...

We need a title change here!

At the very least since she posted about orgasms, you can capitalize the H in head.

oliegirl · 01-21-2006, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Glengoyne

Paging Ben...

We need a title change here!

At the very least since she posted about orgasms, you can capitalize the H in head.

Thanks Glengoyne!

ShovelMonkey · 01-21-2006, 10:02 PM

In 1980 Chuck Norris had multiple orgasms on the slopes of Mt. St. Helens after roundhouse kicking a yeti and then having sex with it's lifeless corpse. We all know what happened next....

Ah, I got nothing...

tarcone · 01-21-2006, 10:06 PM

I once had multiple orgasms...then i turned 18....sigh

lytic · 01-22-2006, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ShovelMonkey

In 1980 Chuck Norris had multiple orgasms on the slopes of Mt. St. Helens after roundhouse kicking a yeti and then having sex with it's lifeless corpse. We all know what happened next....

Doesn't take long for Chuck and his roundhouse kicks to show up anymore...

Mac Howard · 01-22-2006, 07:50 PM

A parody thread? Damn! And there was I thinking "I ought to get to know this girl"

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Rasmuth n00b Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Churchville, NY	I had a girlfriend once...blessed with the ability to have multiple orgasms...very easlily to boot... after our first encounter (it was very loud to say the least) she told me she lost count after her 12th orgasm... she's always held a special place in my heart...

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saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	i am glad that my neurological affliction has been able to provide almost double the responses as a parody as the actual thread...if i am able to remember who posted on this thread tomorrow, i am gonna be pissed at you all.

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Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	This is great! Nicely done Olliegirl

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