Track cartman's progress in the "Krispy Kreme Burger" quest - Page 2

terpkristin · 03-09-2006, 10:13 PM

Ditto what oliegirl said, that was my first thought.

Glad you lived, not sure I'm up for trying it, though (I'm not a fan of rich foods to begin with...).

Who knows, it could be the next big thing after deep fried Twinkies and deep fried Snickers bars.

/tk

Lorena · 03-09-2006, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

So what the hell is the point of a DIET cherry vanilla dr. pepper???? Trying to restrict your sugar intake?

lol! good point

DaddyTorgo · 03-09-2006, 10:18 PM

holy shit. you are my hero cartman!

cartman · 03-09-2006, 10:29 PM

Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals, I'm living proof.

Beefcake... BEEFCAKE!!!!

Lorena · 03-09-2006, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals, I'm living proof.

Beefcake... BEEFCAKE!!!!

lol

so how do you feel sir?

cartman · 03-09-2006, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

lol

so how do you feel sir?

Extremely full.

And very lethargic.

But it was worth it.

kingfc22 · 03-09-2006, 10:38 PM

ROFL!!! Simply awesome.

SnDvls · 03-09-2006, 10:42 PM

bravo

you had my wife (who by the way hates me on FOFC & WW threads) and I in total laughter.

Daimyo · 03-09-2006, 10:57 PM

I wonder if it would work better if you cut the doughnut in half and then toasted the inside halves and then made the burger with the inside halves facing outward... that way your hands wouldn't touch the syrupy part and toasting it would help keep the juices on the inside.

law90026 · 03-09-2006, 11:15 PM

Bravo!!! And great reading all round too

JonInMiddleGA · 03-09-2006, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Daimyo

I wonder if it would work better if you cut the doughnut in half and then toasted the inside halves and then made the burger with the inside halves facing outward... that way your hands wouldn't touch the syrupy part and toasting it would help keep the juices on the inside.

You mean like the "Luther Burger" at Mulligan's in Decatur, GA?

http://atlanta.citysearch.com/profil...ditorialreview
Or the "Luther Burger," a bacon cheese burger served on a split and toasted glazed donut

No, I didn't make that up ... I even have Snopes seal of approval
http://www.snopes.com/food/origins/luther.asp

flere-imsaho · 03-09-2006, 11:24 PM

Best thread of the year.

MizzouRah · 03-09-2006, 11:25 PM

Bravo is right!! Way to go Cartman!!! I hope nobody is around when mother nature calls.

JeeberD · 03-09-2006, 11:31 PM

Outstanding job, cartman!

Desnudo · 03-10-2006, 02:09 AM

Where is the cheese? I think cheese makes or breaks it. That's a huge difference. This experiment needs cheese. I love the grill though.

bbor · 03-10-2006, 02:17 AM

What was the consistancy of your poo?

SackAttack · 03-10-2006, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Daimyo

I wonder if it would work better if you cut the doughnut in half and then toasted the inside halves and then made the burger with the inside halves facing outward... that way your hands wouldn't touch the syrupy part and toasting it would help keep the juices on the inside.

A buddy of mine showed me something he called "the Luther" earlier which was basically exactly that.

Allegedly Luther Vandross was famous for eating hamburgers that way.

Lathum · 03-10-2006, 02:57 AM

I can totaly picture you eating that. Bravo!

JeeberD · 03-10-2006, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

A buddy of mine showed me something he called "the Luther" earlier which was basically exactly that.

Allegedly Luther Vandross was famous for eating hamburgers that way.

Ya don't say?

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

You mean like the "Luther Burger" at Mulligan's in Decatur, GA?

http://atlanta.citysearch.com/profil...ditorialreview
Or the "Luther Burger," a bacon cheese burger served on a split and toasted glazed donut

No, I didn't make that up ... I even have Snopes seal of approval
http://www.snopes.com/food/origins/luther.asp

gkb · 03-10-2006, 03:14 AM

Brilliant! This thread would have been worthless without the pics...well done sir. I salute you.

Vince · 03-10-2006, 03:50 AM

This was amazing. Bravo!

BYU 14 · 03-10-2006, 03:54 AM

Pure Gold you fatass sonofabitch!!

WSUCougar · 03-10-2006, 08:05 AM

Outstanding. Simply outstanding.

Now let's see if he emerges from his sugar coma this morning.

Cartman? CARTMAN?!?

Qwikshot · 03-10-2006, 08:11 AM

Amazing, but I still wouldn't try it.

panerd · 03-10-2006, 09:06 AM

I want to know if he was serious when he was talking about how good it was. I am having people over for the NCAA games this week and I may throw this one at them if it really does taste good. Obviously I wouldn't want to eat these all of the time, but once can't hurt. (Or at least I have a couple days to see if it does any damage to Cartman)

Warhammer · 03-10-2006, 09:21 AM

You'ge gonna be on television, you're gonna be on television!

cartman · 03-10-2006, 10:08 AM

Hello all,

I did awake this morning, after a deep, deep slumber. I feel fine, but the sounds eminating from my lower torso sound like the New York Philharmonic during their warmups. I'm off for my first cup of coffee.

And panerd, I was being 100% truthful in my assessment. It was definitely some good eatin'.

cartman · 03-10-2006, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Where is the cheese? I think cheese makes or breaks it. That's a huge difference. This experiment needs cheese. I love the grill though.

As I stated in the opening soliloquy, I cannot stand cheese. I hate the stuff. Just the smell of it can cause me to become nauseous. I've been like that since I was a kid. So that is why there is no cheese in this experiment.

But the thing that makes NO sense whatsoever is that I like pizza. It is the only thing I'll eat that has cheese on it. It's probably related to some deep seated childhood trauma I suffered or something.

WSUCougar · 03-10-2006, 10:21 AM

That grill looks like a male shrine.

Samdari · 03-10-2006, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

deep fried Snickers bars.

Where does one get those? I am interested.

cartman · 03-10-2006, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

That grill looks like a male shrine.

It is one of my most prized posessions. Some of my friends have knelt and wept openly upon their first time viewing it. Many cuts of meat have made their transition from raw to cooked on the device.

Eventually, my plan is to build an outdoor kitchen/entertainment area out in the yard. The idea is to pour a 16 foot by 24 foot pad, and put a pergola over it. Inside will be the grill, an italian wood fired pizza oven, smoker, sink, fridge, and prep area. Since I have propane running to the house, and not natural gas, I plan to run a propane line out there, so I'll never have to refill a tank again. At the other end of the platform will benches and a fire pit.

Warhammer · 03-10-2006, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by cartman

As I stated in the opening soliloquy, I cannot stand cheese. I hate the stuff. Just the smell of it can cause me to become nauseous. I've been like that since I was a kid. So that is why there is no cheese in this experiment.

But the thing that makes NO sense whatsoever is that I like pizza. It is the only thing I'll eat that has cheese on it. It's probably related to some deep seated childhood trauma I suffered or something.

I am the same way, but I was sensitive to dairy products (lactose intolerant since I was 24 or so). Only way I can eat pizza is a 3+ topping pizza or sausage and pepperoni.

Lorena · 03-10-2006, 10:55 AM

I had a dream last night that I actually ate one of these. I was hired by someone and they sent me to a separate room. In this room were KK donuts, patties, and hamburger buns.

Much like this image:

I started eating the burger with the regular bun, and noticed the KK donuts so I cut one in half, and placed the pattie in between.

I never thought I'd actually dream of the stuff I read here

moriarty · 03-10-2006, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

Where does one get those? I am interested.

There's a restaurant in NYC that serves deep fried twinkies, snickers, twix, etc...

IIRC I think on the Super Size me dcoumentary (might have been in the extra features on the DVD) they showed the place.

moriarty · 03-10-2006, 10:57 AM

Dola,

Restaurant info and Twinkie recipe here: http://www.sptimes.com/2002/06/26/Ta...ransform.shtml

WSUCougar · 03-10-2006, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I never thought I'd actually dream of the stuff I read here

Did Cartman appear in it...you know...naked?

cartman · 03-10-2006, 12:51 PM

Whew.

It took four cups of coffee to help nature take it's course this morning, but it is over.

That was a lot of fun, but not something I'd make part of my regular meal rotation. Thanks to all who followed along, I hope my journey was enjoyable to watch!

path12 · 03-10-2006, 12:54 PM

After this thread, I promise to never vote for you the first day in werewolf. Well played, sir.

CamEdwards · 03-10-2006, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

Where does one get those? I am interested.

Samdari,

The Prince William County Fair had deep fried Twinkies, Snickers, and Oreos last year. I prefer the Oreos myself.

Lorena · 03-10-2006, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Did Cartman appear in it...you know...naked?

As much as I'd enjoy seeing someone naked in my dream, no, everyone was fully clothed

Desnudo · 03-10-2006, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

As I stated in the opening soliloquy, I cannot stand cheese. I hate the stuff. Just the smell of it can cause me to become nauseous. I've been like that since I was a kid. So that is why there is no cheese in this experiment.

But the thing that makes NO sense whatsoever is that I like pizza. It is the only thing I'll eat that has cheese on it. It's probably related to some deep seated childhood trauma I suffered or something.

Was one of your parents killed by a cheese wheel?

Warhammer · 03-10-2006, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

As much as I'd enjoy seeing someone naked in my dream, no, everyone was fully clothed

Wow, so you don't care who is naked, you just want some skin, right?

Glengoyne · 03-10-2006, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

Where does one get those? I am interested.

These are by far one of the greatest carnival foods you will ever encounter. Some joints stick with just deep frying Twinkies or Oreos, but the deep friend candy bar is better by leaps and bounds.

I actually prefer the Milky Way to the Snickers, just because of the consistency. The peanuts just seemed to get in the way. Really a very nice treat.

Found at carnivals, fairs, and the Boardwalk in Santa Cruz, CA.

CamEdwards · 03-10-2006, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Glengoyne

These are by far one of the greatest carnival foods you will ever encounter. Some joints stick with just deep frying Twinkies or Oreos, but the deep friend candy bar is better by leaps and bounds.

I actually prefer the Milky Way to the Snickers, just because of the consistency. The peanuts just seemed to get in the way. Really a very nice treat.

Found at carnivals, fairs, and the Boardwalk in Santa Cruz, CA.

I would like to try deep fried Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Hopefully the carnies can make that happen for me this fall.

Greyroofoo · 03-10-2006, 05:51 PM

cartman is a God among men

pennywisesb · 03-10-2006, 05:59 PM

This was absolutely hilarious Cartman. Great job!

Logan · 03-10-2006, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

As I stated in the opening soliloquy, I cannot stand cheese. I hate the stuff. Just the smell of it can cause me to become nauseous. I've been like that since I was a kid. So that is why there is no cheese in this experiment.

But the thing that makes NO sense whatsoever is that I like pizza. It is the only thing I'll eat that has cheese on it. It's probably related to some deep seated childhood trauma I suffered or something.

I understand how you don't like cheese (and a good buddy of mine is the same way...will only go near cheese on a pizza), but throughout that whole thing, especially with the pictures...I kept thinking to myself "Oh, what a few slices of cheddar, american, and monterey jack could do to that masterpiece..."

Lorena · 03-10-2006, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Warhammer

Wow, so you don't care who is naked, you just want some skin, right?

When dreaming, anything goes

ISiddiqui · 03-10-2006, 07:18 PM

How can you hate cheese and call yourself Cartman?

Oh, and I wanted to comment on the Diet Soda... just because someone pigs out on the burger, doesn't mean everything they possibly take into their body has to contribute to sugar toxic shock!

cartman · 03-10-2006, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

How can you hate cheese and call yourself Cartman?

Well, it goes without saying that I do like CheesyPoofs! And I am cartman after all, not Wallace.

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DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	holy shit. you are my hero cartman!

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SnDvls Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001	bravo you had my wife (who by the way hates me on FOFC & WW threads) and I in total laughter.

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Daimyo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkeley	I wonder if it would work better if you cut the doughnut in half and then toasted the inside halves and then made the burger with the inside halves facing outward... that way your hands wouldn't touch the syrupy part and toasting it would help keep the juices on the inside.

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law90026 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2006	Bravo!!! And great reading all round too

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03-10-2006, 02:09 AM	#65
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Where is the cheese? I think cheese makes or breaks it. That's a huge difference. This experiment needs cheese. I love the grill though.

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03-10-2006, 09:06 AM	#75
panerd Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis	I want to know if he was serious when he was talking about how good it was. I am having people over for the NCAA games this week and I may throw this one at them if it really does taste good. Obviously I wouldn't want to eat these all of the time, but once can't hurt. (Or at least I have a couple days to see if it does any damage to Cartman)

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cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Hello all, I did awake this morning, after a deep, deep slumber. I feel fine, but the sounds eminating from my lower torso sound like the New York Philharmonic during their warmups. I'm off for my first cup of coffee. And panerd, I was being 100% truthful in my assessment. It was definitely some good eatin'. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

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03-10-2006, 10:55 AM	#83
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	I had a dream last night that I actually ate one of these. I was hired by someone and they sent me to a separate room. In this room were KK donuts, patties, and hamburger buns. Much like this image: I started eating the burger with the regular bun, and noticed the KK donuts so I cut one in half, and placed the pattie in between. I never thought I'd actually dream of the stuff I read here

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moriarty College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: A negative place	Dola, Restaurant info and Twinkie recipe here: http://www.sptimes.com/2002/06/26/Ta...ransform.shtml

03-10-2006, 12:51 PM	#87
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Whew. It took four cups of coffee to help nature take it's course this morning, but it is over. That was a lot of fun, but not something I'd make part of my regular meal rotation. Thanks to all who followed along, I hope my journey was enjoyable to watch! __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

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