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Crapshoot · 11-20-2005, 02:37 AM

I am extraordinarily drunk, but the story of the girl from Harvard is best saved for another time.

lungs · 11-20-2005, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KevinNU7

take the money you are spending on alcohol and internet access and get a life

I don't spend money on internet access. I steal it.

And come on, if you knew anything about liquor you'd know I'm buying about the cheapest liquor possible.

And who the hell are you to judge me? I happen to not mind living in my fucking car and if you have a problem with that, you can frig off.

ThunderingHERD · 12-18-2005, 03:31 AM

ThunderingHERD cam:

__________________
"I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice."

"Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

Schmidty · 12-18-2005, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

ThunderingHERD cam:

Just get a hooker dude. This is way more sad, drunk or not.

edited to add a half-hearted

ThunderingHERD · 12-18-2005, 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

Just get a hooker dude. This is way more sad, drunk or not.

Sad, eh? Perhaps I should have included the next frame:

Schmidty · 12-18-2005, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

Sad, eh? Perhaps I should have included the next frame:

Ok, now I envy you.

kcchief19 · 12-18-2005, 05:51 AM

Oddly, this is the next frame from the camera.

ThunderingHERD · 12-18-2005, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcchief19

Oddly, this is the next frame from the camera.

I wish I could quit you.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-18-2005, 09:03 PM

Dude what the hell are you drinking? Milwaukee's Best? God get a job so you can afford some real beer.

lungs · 12-18-2005, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Dude what the hell are you drinking? Milwaukee's Best? God get a job so you can afford some real beer.

Screw that, Beast might be too classy to drink. Drink Blatz.

duckman · 01-01-2006, 12:09 AM

Bumping this for the New Year's drunks.

terpkristin · 01-01-2006, 12:11 AM

w00t that's me!

/tk

cthomer5000 · 01-01-2006, 12:14 AM

ill be there shortly!

Greyroofoo · 01-01-2006, 12:22 AM

dola!

cthomer5000 · 01-01-2006, 12:39 AM

You know what's a great combo? Drinking, Poker, and RC Pro-Am on an NES emulator... who knew?!

Desmond · 01-01-2006, 01:13 AM

Watch out for those oil slicks.

Lorena · 01-01-2006, 01:14 AM

Not drunk... but a little woozy

Terps · 01-01-2006, 01:20 AM

I've had a bottle of Captain and not even feeling a buzz.

Desmond · 01-01-2006, 01:33 AM

Then explain why Bob is wearing your pants.

cthomer5000 · 01-01-2006, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desmond

Watch out for those oil slicks.

RC Pro-Am driving lessons:

Bombs are an effective tail-gating deterrent.

Desmond · 01-01-2006, 01:37 AM

what simulator are you using to play? I just finished 3 races but im real rusty.

cthomer5000 · 01-01-2006, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desmond

what simulator are you using to play? I just finished 3 races but im real rusty.

NNNesterJ 0.23 apparently.

cartman · 01-01-2006, 02:07 AM

Scusi if this has been posted before, but here is a quiz to tell you what kind of drunk you are. According to this, I'm a Chunder Monkey, fear my technicolor yawn.

hxxp://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/ (NSFW language)

Desmond · 01-01-2006, 02:16 AM

That was pretty awesome man.

Lorena · 01-01-2006, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

Scusi if this has been posted before, but here is a quiz to tell you what kind of drunk you are. According to this, I'm a Chunder Monkey, fear my technicolor yawn.

hxxp://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/ (NSFW language)

lol, I'm an angry drunk!! Fear my wrath... hic.. ugh... I'm off to bed.

hahnkim · 01-01-2006, 05:07 AM

im durbnkk. its cool. 2k5 was so last year. its alabout the 2k6. good lcuk to evetryone this year.

Anthony · 01-01-2006, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by hahnkim

im durbnkk. its cool. 2k5 was so last year. its alabout the 2k6. good lcuk to evetryone this year.

worst fake drunk post ever.

JeeberD · 01-01-2006, 06:07 PM

Didn't even catch a buzz last night...

Greyroofoo · 01-15-2006, 10:39 AM

hangovers suck

ice4277 · 01-15-2006, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

hangovers suck

Agreed. Ugh.

Greyroofoo · 01-16-2006, 11:03 AM

will i ever #$&*ing learn?

TargetPractice6 · 01-17-2006, 02:11 AM

checking i n

sabotai · 01-17-2006, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

will i ever #$&*ing learn?

Let me consult the magic 8-ball.......

Sorry, all signs point to no. Well good luck to you anyway, sir.

Desnudo · 01-17-2006, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

Scusi if this has been posted before, but here is a quiz to tell you what kind of drunk you are. According to this, I'm a Chunder Monkey, fear my technicolor yawn.

hxxp://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/ (NSFW language)

"Quit it, you're an Alcoholic!"

ThunderingHERD · 01-18-2006, 05:33 AM

JeeberD · 01-18-2006, 09:37 AM

gottimd · 01-18-2006, 09:39 AM

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

TUBGIRL RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do not scoll away from my post or face the consequences.....................

JeeberD · 01-18-2006, 09:44 AM

Did the smiley I used change to tubgirl? If so, I deleted it and apologize for any trauma it may have caused you, gottimd.

Stupid mofo's changing the goddamn smiley...

gottimd · 01-18-2006, 09:46 AM

Wow, that was horrible, especially opening at work, I had to scroll away really fast.

Ben E Lou · 01-18-2006, 09:46 AM

That's a week, Jeebs.

gottimd · 01-18-2006, 09:47 AM

My fault jeebs, I shouldn't have said anything, now I feel horrible.

Ben E Lou · 01-18-2006, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

My fault jeebs, I shouldn't have said anything, now I feel horrible.

It wasn't you. Someone else IM'ed me.

gottimd · 01-18-2006, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

It wasn't you. Someone else IM'ed me.

Oh, I didn't do that. I meant by me bumping the thread with my post, it got Jeebs in the sin bin.

Raiders Army · 01-18-2006, 09:56 AM

That was a pretty quick edit too. Wow. The law came down fast there.

Subby · 01-18-2006, 10:07 AM

I think jeeber actually linked to a pic that *wasn't* tubgirl, but the hosting server in question replaces all externally linked images with a tubgirl image as a way to keep people from siphoning their bandwidth. Same thing happened to me a few years ago...

You should reconsider here, Ben. I think it was an accident.

Coder · 01-18-2006, 10:20 AM

Judging by the turnaround time for that edit it sure looks unintentional.

Fonzie · 01-18-2006, 10:27 AM

I third the unintentionality of Jeeb's post - seems innocent enough.

Ben E Lou · 01-18-2006, 10:28 AM

Yes, it looked unintentional. Yes, he edited quickly. Yes, he's been a valuable contributor. Normally, posting something like that would have been a month. The three facts I just mentioned knocked off one week each. At least two people saw it at work; that's two too many. My hope is that the suspension will remind not just JeeberD, but others, that bandwidth-siphoning from some sites could cause major problems for others.

gottimd · 01-18-2006, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

At least two people saw it at work; that's two too many.

In Jeebs defense, if you are reading a thread about "Drunk Guy" at work, you should be expecting some NSFW words and pictures. I was viewing at work knowing that, so I had my finger on the "x" out button. It wasn't that big of a deal. I think it was a honest linking mistake to a perfectly SFW smiling icon before the server switched it to that.

01-01-2006, 12:11 AM	#63
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	w00t that's me! /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

01-01-2006, 02:07 AM	#74
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Scusi if this has been posted before, but here is a quiz to tell you what kind of drunk you are. According to this, I'm a Chunder Monkey, fear my technicolor yawn. hxxp://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/ (NSFW language) __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

01-01-2006, 06:07 PM	#79
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Didn't even catch a buzz last night... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-18-2006, 09:37 AM	#87
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	PBR? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 01-18-2006 at 09:42 AM.

01-18-2006, 09:39 AM	#88
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh TUBGIRL RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do not scoll away from my post or face the consequences..................... __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

11-20-2005, 02:37 AM	#52
Crapshoot Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2003	I am extraordinarily drunk, but the story of the girl from Harvard is best saved for another time.

12-18-2005, 03:31 AM	#54
ThunderingHERD College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	ThunderingHERD cam: __________________ "I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

12-18-2005, 05:51 AM	#58
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	Oddly, this is the next frame from the camera.

12-18-2005, 09:03 PM	#60
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Dude what the hell are you drinking? Milwaukee's Best? God get a job so you can afford some real beer.

01-01-2006, 12:22 AM	#65
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	dola!

01-01-2006, 01:13 AM	#67
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	Watch out for those oil slicks.

01-01-2006, 01:14 AM	#68
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Not drunk... but a little woozy

01-01-2006, 01:20 AM	#69
Terps College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2001	I've had a bottle of Captain and not even feeling a buzz.

01-01-2006, 01:33 AM	#70
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	Then explain why Bob is wearing your pants.

01-01-2006, 01:37 AM	#72
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	what simulator are you using to play? I just finished 3 races but im real rusty.

01-01-2006, 02:16 AM	#75
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	That was pretty awesome man.

01-01-2006, 05:07 AM	#77
hahnkim Mascot Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA	im durbnkk. its cool. 2k5 was so last year. its alabout the 2k6. good lcuk to evetryone this year.

01-15-2006, 10:39 AM	#80
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	hangovers suck

01-16-2006, 11:03 AM	#82
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	will i ever #$&*ing learn?

01-17-2006, 02:11 AM	#83
TargetPractice6 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lexington, KY	checking i n

01-18-2006, 05:33 AM	#86
ThunderingHERD College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	__________________ "I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

01-18-2006, 09:44 AM	#89
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Did the smiley I used change to tubgirl? If so, I deleted it and apologize for any trauma it may have caused you, gottimd. Stupid mofo's changing the goddamn smiley... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-18-2006, 09:46 AM	#90
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Wow, that was horrible, especially opening at work, I had to scroll away really fast. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

01-18-2006, 09:46 AM	#91
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	That's a week, Jeebs. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

01-18-2006, 09:47 AM	#92
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	My fault jeebs, I shouldn't have said anything, now I feel horrible. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08 Last edited by gottimd : 01-18-2006 at 09:48 AM.

01-18-2006, 09:56 AM	#95
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	That was a pretty quick edit too. Wow. The law came down fast there.

01-18-2006, 10:07 AM	#96
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	I think jeeber actually linked to a pic that wasn't tubgirl, but the hosting server in question replaces all externally linked images with a tubgirl image as a way to keep people from siphoning their bandwidth. Same thing happened to me a few years ago... You should reconsider here, Ben. I think it was an accident. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com Last edited by Subby : 01-18-2006 at 10:08 AM.

01-18-2006, 10:20 AM	#97
Coder College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Gothenburg, Sweden	Judging by the turnaround time for that edit it sure looks unintentional. __________________ IFL - Vermont Mountaineers ~ I am an idiot, walking a tight rope of fortunate things ~

01-18-2006, 10:27 AM	#98
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	I third the unintentionality of Jeeb's post - seems innocent enough.

01-18-2006, 10:28 AM	#99
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Yes, it looked unintentional. Yes, he edited quickly. Yes, he's been a valuable contributor. Normally, posting something like that would have been a month. The three facts I just mentioned knocked off one week each. At least two people saw it at work; that's two too many. My hope is that the suspension will remind not just JeeberD, but others, that bandwidth-siphoning from some sites could cause major problems for others. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

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