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Old 03-14-2007, 07:23 PM   #51
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You know, that's a pretty damn scary pic of me...
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Old 03-14-2007, 07:51 PM   #52
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*Applause*

Brilliant work.
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Old 03-14-2007, 08:01 PM   #53
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Old 03-14-2007, 08:30 PM   #54
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That was so very awesome to the max!
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Old 03-14-2007, 09:58 PM   #55
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This was a frikkin triumph, Antmeister!!!
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Old 03-16-2007, 09:58 AM   #56
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holy crap that was awesome. just when we dont think ant can top his last offering, he comes up with an instant classic.


utterly amazing
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Old 03-16-2007, 10:00 AM   #57
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Old 03-16-2007, 10:13 AM   #58
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Welcome Salad Shooter!

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Old 03-16-2007, 10:15 AM   #59
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Old 03-16-2007, 11:17 AM   #60
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That was actually Dodgerchick's idea. I was trying to figure out how to show a difference between the two boxers and she suggested the 'stache. So I rolled with it.

I always suspected that Dodgerchick was the brains of the operation.
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Old 03-16-2007, 11:33 AM   #61
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I always suspected that Dodgerchick was the brains of the operation.
She's mighty cute with that blonde hair, too. Hellooooooo, nurse!
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Old 03-16-2007, 12:05 PM   #62
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She's mighty cute with that blonde hair, too. Hellooooooo, nurse!

Yeah.....blonde hair and black eyebrows. Interesting combo .
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Old 03-16-2007, 12:08 PM   #63
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By the way, the Rocky Balboa DVD comes out next Tuesday. I was seriously thinking about doing a mini-movie, but I don't want to do something that is going to take over a month. I just think it would be funny to actually do 3 ten-minute mini-movies.
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Old 03-17-2007, 05:43 PM   #64
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Holy crap. I just realized that I'm also bald and fat in this video.

By the way, how in the heck did this drop off the front page so quickly?
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Old 03-17-2007, 07:08 PM   #65
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By the way, how in the heck did this drop off the front page so quickly?

Cuz people like you don't check on a regular basis.
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Old 03-17-2007, 07:11 PM   #66
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Cuz people like you don't check on a regular basis.

Hey, until yesterday, my motherboard was fried. I got a new one (and Vista), so I haven't been around. Sorry.
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Old 03-17-2007, 07:40 PM   #67
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Hey, until yesterday, my motherboard was fried. I got a new one (and Vista), so I haven't been around. Sorry.

I should have added a smilie to my post, I'm just messing with you Schmidty

Sorry to hear about your motherboard, it sucks not having access to a computer. I'm using our 6 year old's computer cuz my motherboard fried as well.
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Old 03-17-2007, 08:04 PM   #68
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Hilarious, simply hilarious.
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Old 03-23-2007, 12:25 PM   #69
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Bump

I just felt like I had to bring this back.
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Old 04-05-2007, 10:22 AM   #70
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I somehow missed this the first and second time round... Absolutely brilliant!
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Old 08-14-2007, 04:38 PM   #71
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bump

Ahh... this made my day a little better.
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:03 PM   #72
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I can't believe I missed this the first time around. Brilliant!!!
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:04 PM   #73
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good stuff
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:07 PM   #74
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Wow, I missed this too. That's freaking hilarious!
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:30 PM   #75
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I can't believe it took me five months to find this gem.



Absolute brilliance.

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Old 08-14-2007, 06:38 PM   #76
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seems like just yesterday I had my photoshoot for this
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:46 PM   #77
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I can't believe I missed this the first time around. Brilliant!!!

How in the hell did I miss this the first time. This requires a sticky and a daytime emmy.
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:50 PM   #78
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How in the hell did I miss this the first time. This requires a sticky and a daytime emmy.
QFT.

Ant, you rawk.
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Old 08-14-2007, 08:06 PM   #79
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I have no idea how I missed this the first time around either, this is freaking brilliant.
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Old 08-14-2007, 09:02 PM   #80
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To paraphrase Billy Ocean, "He's simply... awesome."

This deserves a Golden Scribe.
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Old 08-15-2007, 10:25 AM   #81
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This video makes much more sense when you see the original trailer as well:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/rockybalboa/trailer1/
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Old 08-15-2007, 10:48 AM   #82
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I forgot how funny this was.

Once again, good work.
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Old 03-08-2009, 01:20 AM   #83
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what better, you or my fist
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Old 03-08-2009, 01:47 AM   #84
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what better, you or my fist

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Old 03-08-2009, 01:48 AM   #85
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quality bump
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Old 03-08-2009, 01:50 AM   #86
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Damn....didn't realize this was almost 2 years ago.
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Old 03-08-2009, 03:27 AM   #87
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I think the Taken trailer might be good starring JB
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Old 03-08-2009, 05:12 AM   #88
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Heroic. Well done!
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Old 03-08-2009, 10:39 AM   #89
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Wow, two years ago? Is it getting to the point where anything jbmagic-related is considered part of 'olden days' in FOFC-land?
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Old 03-08-2009, 12:22 PM   #90
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Antmeister is my hero.
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Old 03-08-2009, 01:30 PM   #91
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If you don't think this post is funny, wait one year. If still not funny, wait too year. If post still not funny, maybe this kind of funny not for you.
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Old 03-08-2009, 01:37 PM   #92
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Old 03-09-2009, 01:28 AM   #93
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If you don't think this post is funny, wait one year. If still not funny, wait too year. If post still not funny, maybe this kind of funny not for you.

awesome
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:15 PM   #94
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:22 PM   #95
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Old 04-11-2012, 02:54 PM   #96
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Old 04-11-2012, 03:12 PM   #97
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I can't believe it took me five months to find this gem.



Absolute brilliance.

It took me 5 years.
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Old 04-11-2012, 04:28 PM   #98
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This was so long ago, I forgot that Gridiron Greta used to have an image in the game. Nice memory refreshment.
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Old 04-11-2012, 09:29 PM   #99
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Old 04-18-2012, 06:19 PM   #100
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jbmagic 04-15-2004 5,580 Today March 10, 68 44

I feel like we're being watched.
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