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Hot! 102 86.44%
Not! 16 13.56%
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Old 10-29-2009, 04:39 PM   #51
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She wouldn't even turn my head.
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Old 10-29-2009, 04:47 PM   #52
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I dunno, I like the FHM pic, the 'saggy boobies' one, not so much, but not knowing much about her personality, I would give her a pretty good chance (okay about 7-8 out of ten chances). However, if she is a total nutcase attractiveness drops off real fast.
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Old 10-29-2009, 04:50 PM   #53
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I'm missing the part where she has to talk at all.
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Old 10-29-2009, 04:52 PM   #54
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I bet she could suck a mean baker's finger.
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Old 10-29-2009, 04:52 PM   #55
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She's definitely attractive, but for whatever reason she doesn't really rev my engine. I have no idea how to vote in the poll - objectively, she's hot. Personally, not so much.
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Old 10-29-2009, 04:56 PM   #56
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I wasn't really looking to put my dick into her personality.
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Old 10-29-2009, 05:15 PM   #57
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Well I guess my criteria for 'hot' includes some ability to not feel like strangling the person. Come on, there has to be someone in your life that looked great but after you saw how they behaved anytime you looked at them after that you just start noticing their faults (or imagining them).
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:12 PM   #58
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Those saying no must prefer the other girl cause she is 10 dollars cheaper.
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:20 PM   #59
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if you don't think megan fox is hotter than the sun stab yourself in the eye with a forklift
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:26 PM   #60
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If she lived down the street from me or I saw he frequent the same WaWa that I do, I'd probably label her as hot.

However, since this is Celebrity Hot or Not, I'll judge her on the celebrity-internet scale, and she doesn't come close to quite a lot of celebrity chicks, so I go with Not.
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:28 PM   #61
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I'd hit it.
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Old 10-29-2009, 07:12 PM   #62
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I do my best to avoid celebrity interviews for reasons such as those stated by people in this thread who have reason to believe that Megan Fox is unattractive.
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Old 10-29-2009, 07:16 PM   #63
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Would I hit it? Most definitely.

Would I put her in my spank bank? Not a chance.

Therefore...hittable, not hot.
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Old 10-29-2009, 07:53 PM   #64
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Blue eyed brunettes = crazy attractive for me.
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:07 PM   #65
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I do my best to avoid celebrity interviews for reasons such as those stated by people in this thread who have reason to believe that Megan Fox is unattractive.


Yep, never seen an interview with her ever, so I have no idea about her personality. She is hot.
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:17 PM   #66
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:28 PM   #67
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if you don't think megan fox is hotter than the sun stab yourself in the eye with a forklift

And that is why you fail.

Personally, I think glamour is not that hot since it is so superficial and contrived.
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:34 PM   #68
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:38 PM   #69
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That scene is the only reason I was glad I saw Transformers 2. The rest of the movie was complete nonsense. I will never forget the audience's audible gasp when she appeared on the screen, though.

Even from the females.
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:40 PM   #70
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That scene is the only reason I was glad I saw Transformers 2. The rest of the movie was complete nonsense. I will never forget the audience's audible gasp when she appeared on the screen, though.

Even from the females.

If you put ANY decent looking woman dressed like that writhing on a motorcycle, and you would have gotten the exact same result.

Meh.
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:43 PM   #71
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:44 PM   #72
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:47 PM   #73
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:56 PM   #74
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If you put ANY decent looking woman dressed like that writhing on a motorcycle, and you would have gotten the exact same result.

Meh.

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Old 10-29-2009, 10:05 PM   #75
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It completely destoys my brain cells when thinking that anybody on here would not consider her hot.

edit: I didn't really mean "on here." More like: "breathing"

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Old 10-29-2009, 10:14 PM   #76
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It completely destoys my brain cells when thinking that anybody on here would not consider her hot.

edit: I didn't really mean "on here." More like: "breathing"

+1

but it is the same old argument we have always had here
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:16 PM   #77
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:17 PM   #78
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I do my best to avoid celebrity interviews for reasons such as those stated by people in this thread who have reason to believe that Megan Fox is unattractive.

Yes, this. When regarding someone you're never ever going to meet, why do anything that would cause you to be so annoyed by them that you become blind to this level of hotness. We should be grateful eternally for such miracles as Megan Fox.
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:22 PM   #79
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+1

but it is the same old argument we have always had here

Yeah, but I've been able to understand some of the arguments in the past (hell, I've said things like "yeah she's attractive, but if I saw her in a bar she wouldn't stop me in my tracks.")

I would quite literally not think twice before slaughtering every one of you (except Pumpy) and accepting whatever punishment is necessary to experience 18 seconds alone with Megan Fox.
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:26 PM   #80
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+1

but it is the same old argument we have always had here

I think my situation is a little unique.
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:28 PM   #81
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Yeah, but I've been able to understand some of the arguments in the past (hell, I've said things like "yeah she's attractive, but if I saw her in a bar she wouldn't stop me in my tracks.")

I would quite literally not think twice before slaughtering every one of you (except Pumpy) and accepting whatever punishment is necessary to experience 18 seconds alone with Megan Fox.

so that 18 seconds would be what...enough time to get your rocks off once? twice?
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:30 PM   #82
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I thought my lack of wanting to be greedy was clearly evident in that post.
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:32 PM   #83
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Schmidty gets a "not going there" pass on Megan, I think. But the rest of you who voted no ...
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:37 PM   #84
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I don't know how to blur out stuff in photoshop, but I just found a picture that is so bad and washed out, that I think I can post it without compromising anyone's true identity.

Hmm. I'll have to think on this.
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:43 PM   #85
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Seriously. Is it wrong to post a picture of my little sister in this thread just to shut you guys up? I mean, in the picture I found, you can't see enough detail to know exactly who she is if you met her in real life, but still. The pic also has my kid in it.
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:44 PM   #86
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thats ok, weve all seen you makeing out with a dog
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:48 PM   #87
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She's sexually attractive, but there's really not much else there based on any interview I have seen so it's hard for me to just say yes, or no, but I would be lying if I said she wouldn't turn my head if she walked by.
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:48 PM   #88
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Schmidty gets a "not going there" pass on Megan, I think. But the rest of you who voted no ...


I don't know if it's a pass, or not. I mean, how many people have sisters that look like Megan Fox...



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Old 10-29-2009, 10:55 PM   #89
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Fine. Bio-dad on left, sister on right, kid in middle.

Edited: Asked panerd to edit his quote of the pic too. I feel guilty.
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:56 PM   #90
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Very nice, I just don't understand your logic that both your sister and Megan Fox can't be hot. Your sister's hotness doesn't cancel out somebody elses.

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Old 10-29-2009, 10:57 PM   #91
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Who's starting the hot or not thread?

I kid, I kid
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:57 PM   #92
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Need better pics of sister tbh
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Old 10-29-2009, 11:02 PM   #93
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I feel dirty. I probably shouldn't have posted that.
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Old 10-29-2009, 11:04 PM   #94
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Ha. Your sisters a beautiful woman. That's a good thing.

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Old 10-29-2009, 11:05 PM   #95
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I think I see a...nipple.

(this comment is only applicable if she's legal...otherwise, I think I see sunflowers)

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Old 10-29-2009, 11:06 PM   #96
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Scmidty... she live in DC?
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Old 10-29-2009, 11:07 PM   #97
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If I hadn't gotten off facebook, I would absolutely go onto Schmidty's profile and try to 'befriend' his sister to verify.
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Old 10-29-2009, 11:07 PM   #98
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Old 10-29-2009, 11:08 PM   #99
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If I hadn't gotten off facebook, I would absolutely go onto Schmidty's profile and try to 'befriend' his sister to verify.

She's not on FB, although she is on my Myspace (which I haven't been to in forever. She doesn't like computers. My other sister is on my FB though. She looks more like me, as far as hair color and such.

I should shut up now.
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Old 10-29-2009, 11:08 PM   #100
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She's baggable. As in I'd bag the face, but she's got a hot body.
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