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Old 01-13-2016, 07:25 PM   #51
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Old 01-13-2016, 07:26 PM   #52
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Old 01-13-2016, 07:26 PM   #53
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Old 01-13-2016, 07:29 PM   #54
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Old 01-13-2016, 07:36 PM   #55
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Old 01-13-2016, 07:52 PM   #56
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Old 01-13-2016, 07:58 PM   #57
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What we've got here is failure to communicate

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Old 01-13-2016, 08:01 PM   #58
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I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.

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Old 01-13-2016, 08:04 PM   #59
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I know what you're thinkin'. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

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Old 01-13-2016, 08:07 PM   #60
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Old 01-13-2016, 08:17 PM   #61
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Old 01-13-2016, 08:21 PM   #62
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Old 01-13-2016, 08:24 PM   #63
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Old 01-13-2016, 09:11 PM   #64
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I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?

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Old 01-13-2016, 09:23 PM   #65
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Old 01-13-2016, 09:24 PM   #66
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Old 01-13-2016, 09:31 PM   #67
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Old 01-13-2016, 09:57 PM   #68
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Old 01-13-2016, 10:19 PM   #69
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Old 01-13-2016, 10:26 PM   #70
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Old 01-13-2016, 10:27 PM   #71
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For the past fifteen minutes, you've been droning on about names. Toby. Toby? Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan.




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Old 01-14-2016, 04:41 AM   #72
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Old 01-14-2016, 09:46 AM   #73
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Old 01-14-2016, 10:00 AM   #74
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Old 01-14-2016, 10:01 AM   #75
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Old 01-14-2016, 10:02 AM   #76
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Old 01-14-2016, 10:54 AM   #77
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Old 01-14-2016, 11:14 AM   #78
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Old 01-14-2016, 11:20 AM   #79
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Old 01-14-2016, 01:37 PM   #80
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Old 01-14-2016, 01:41 PM   #81
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Old 01-14-2016, 01:42 PM   #82
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This one is so good that I'm actually a little mad that they didn't use it as part of the official movie promotion.
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Old 01-14-2016, 02:05 PM   #83
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Old 01-14-2016, 02:41 PM   #84
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Old 01-15-2016, 01:39 PM   #85
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Old 01-15-2016, 01:44 PM   #86
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Old 01-15-2016, 01:50 PM   #87
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Old 01-15-2016, 01:50 PM   #88
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That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

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Old 01-15-2016, 04:00 PM   #89
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Old 01-15-2016, 05:10 PM   #90
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Old 01-15-2016, 05:15 PM   #91
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Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

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Old 01-15-2016, 05:17 PM   #92
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It's Friday, I ain't got a job, and I ain't got shit to do.

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Old 01-15-2016, 05:20 PM   #93
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Old 01-15-2016, 05:28 PM   #94
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Old 01-15-2016, 06:19 PM   #95
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Old 01-15-2016, 06:26 PM   #96
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My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood; this is my street; this is my life. I am 42 years old; in less than a year I will be dead. Of course I don't know that yet, and in a way, I am dead already.

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Old 01-15-2016, 06:28 PM   #97
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Old 01-15-2016, 07:09 PM   #98
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Old 01-15-2016, 07:20 PM   #99
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Old 01-15-2016, 07:26 PM   #100
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