Anna Nicole Smith dies - Page 2

Maple Leafs · 02-08-2007, 05:17 PM

Well, at least she and her husband are together again.

Easy Mac · 02-08-2007, 05:21 PM

Just so everyone knows, her lawyer's name is Ron Rail. And Chief Tiger announced the death.

Young Drachma · 02-08-2007, 05:22 PM

Well her timing is surprising. Sad story.

Ksyrup · 02-08-2007, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

Chief Tigger announced the death.

Fresh off his stint at Disney World?

Cringer · 02-08-2007, 05:24 PM

RIP Vikki Lynn.

Nice to see the news showing the hotter, thin Anna Nicole.

And the first thing I said to Loren when she tokld me was it had to be an O.D. But now with the news on I hear she had been ill and had a private nurse with her at the hotel. Who knows right now though.......

stevew · 02-08-2007, 05:32 PM

Seemed to me, that she lived her life, like a bic lighter at a Skynard concert..

vtbub · 02-08-2007, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Seemed to me, that she lived her life, like a bic lighter at a Skynard concert..

Brilliant!

Axxon · 02-08-2007, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I was always pretty sure that Greg Evigan's character was the father. I was pissed after the episode where they had the results of the paternity test, but they tore them up without looking at them.

I was so fucking pissed.

I can't imagine BJ McKay being a father. Of a human, anyway.

finketr · 02-08-2007, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Speaking of which, someone needs to keep her obit away from those 3 necropheliac loser-looking dudes.

i'm so glad i don't watch the news ...

what the heck are you talking about or referring to?

dime · 02-08-2007, 06:00 PM

today, we mourn two big tits.

Axxon · 02-08-2007, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dime

today, we mourn two big tits.

As opposed to 2000 and 2004 when we elected two big boobs.

Groundhog · 02-08-2007, 06:31 PM

I don't think I've ever been surprised less about a celebrities early death.

Easy Mac · 02-08-2007, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Groundhog

I don't think I've ever been surprised less about a celebrities early death.

You foretold it by not seeing your shadow you underground dwelling SOB

Logan · 02-08-2007, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

You foretold it by not seeing your shadow you underground dwelling SOB

Someone's en fuego in this thread.

Schmidty · 02-08-2007, 07:11 PM

I think this is a really sad thing. Regardless of her celebrity status, and peculiarities, she was a human being with feelings, a past, hopes and dreams. It's a damn shame that she had to lose her son before she died. I am quite sure that has a lot to do with her death.

Ok, you can all go back to your pathetic attempts at humor.

Groundhog · 02-08-2007, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

You foretold it by not seeing your shadow you underground dwelling SOB

I accept full responsibility.

Mustang · 02-08-2007, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Seemed to me, that she lived her life, like a bic lighter at a Skynard concert..

Sounds like a line in an Elton John tribute song...

Axxon · 02-08-2007, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

I think this is a really sad thing. Regardless of her celebrity status, and peculiarities, she was a human being with feelings, a past, hopes and dreams. It's a damn shame that she had to lose her son before she died. I am quite sure that has a lot to do with her death.

Ok, you can all go back to your pathetic attempts at humor.

Pathetic attempts at humor are a perfectly valid response to stressful situations. It's a coping mechanism. I just think many of the board members are far more deeply affected by this than they even know right now, much less care to admit.

RedKingGold · 02-08-2007, 07:34 PM

I guess its true. Human life is no more valuble to God than dandruff on a homeless person's hair.

RedKingGold · 02-08-2007, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

I think this is a really sad thing. Regardless of her celebrity status, and peculiarities, she was a human being with feelings, a past, hopes and dreams. It's a damn shame that she had to lose her son before she died. I am quite sure that has a lot to do with her death.

Ok, you can all go back to your pathetic attempts at humor.

Wouldn't this be really funny if FOFC was really an Anna Nicole Smith tribute board in disguise?

Logan · 02-08-2007, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

I think this is a really sad thing. Regardless of her celebrity status, and peculiarities, she was a human being with feelings, a past, hopes and dreams. It's a damn shame that she had to lose her son before she died. I am quite sure that has a lot to do with her death.

Ok, you can all go back to your pathetic attempts at humor.

Included among her hopes was to marry a 90 year old billionaire, and she dreamed of winning a court battle so his family wouldn't get a penny of his money.

You don't know shit about whether or not her son's death led to this. For all we know, she didn't care about him at all.

How's that for pathetic?

TroyF · 02-08-2007, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

I think this is a really sad thing. Regardless of her celebrity status, and peculiarities, she was a human being with feelings, a past, hopes and dreams. It's a damn shame that she had to lose her son before she died. I am quite sure that has a lot to do with her death.

Ok, you can all go back to your pathetic attempts at humor.

I'm someone who took more than a moment of reflection at hearing the news. I laughed at her train wreck reality show. (one of the only reality shows I ever watched, because of how ridiculous the damned thing was) I made plenty of jokes about her. And her death saddens me, because of the things you mention up there. She was a person and it's horrible and tragic to see what has happened to her.

But I'm not agreeing with the your "pathetic attempts at humor" angle. First off, many of them haven't been pathetic. They've been funny and very well put. Second off, lets not make her out to be Mother Theresa. It's a tragic death, but she was a women who got fame by showing her big boobs, got rich by golddigging her way through a senior citizen, had a kid with five potential fathers and lived the last years of her life relishing in the image she created for herself.

The jokes are ok and I'm looking forward to reading more.

FWIW: I hope to God my wake doesn't include a bunch of serious people in dark suits giving people nasty looks who try to crack a joke or two. I hope there are plenty of jokes, plenty of funny/pathetic stories told about me and that there is plenty of laughter. Maybe that's just me. . .

M GO BLUE!!! · 02-08-2007, 07:51 PM

OH, THE HUMANITY!

http://165.1.59.52/cgi-bin/texis/sou...9/07082290.mp3

Buccaneer · 02-08-2007, 08:28 PM

My wife told me about this a short time ago and I said, 'no way'. One cannot dream up a movie script that matches the bizzareness of her life. But know the entertainment world, her sleazy lawyer is probably handing out bids for a tv movie. My wife's prediction was intentional OD, my vote was that she had a hit put on her but we all know that it would be ruled accidental OD regardless what the truth is. She should have died on the Bahamas, that way no one will ever know anything.

JonInMiddleGA · 02-08-2007, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

But know the entertainment world, her sleazy lawyer is probably handing out bids for a tv movie.

Actually, seems that some of the speculation tonight is turning toward him as a possible suspect in both her death & the death of her son.

Buccaneer · 02-08-2007, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Actually, seems that some of the speculation tonight is turning toward him as a possible suspect in both her death & the death of her son.

Which was why I said "my vote was that she had a hit put on her".

Easy Mac · 02-08-2007, 09:19 PM

Does anyone else feel really young whenever Buc and Jim converse in a thread?

Schmidty · 02-08-2007, 09:23 PM

I knew I'd get ripped apart for going against the mob, but oh well.

I just don't think mean-spirited humor in a death thread is very classy, but that's just my personal preference.

Schmidty · 02-08-2007, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

You don't know shit about whether or not her son's death led to this. For all we know, she didn't care about him at all.

How's that for pathetic?

You're right, I don't know; however, I'm willing to give a person the benefit of the doubt, especially when their corpse isn't even cold yet. Maybe that's pathetic.

Easy Mac · 02-08-2007, 09:32 PM

Mean spirited? Barbaro is probably the most loved horse in America since the last horse than won a derby race... or at least Secretariat.

Logan · 02-08-2007, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

You're right, I don't know; however, I'm willing to give a person the benefit of the doubt, especially when their corpse isn't even cold yet. Maybe that's pathetic.

I have a hard time giving a person the benefit of the doubt when I'm willing to bet that one of the primary reasons her son is dead is because of how fucked up his mother was.

JonInMiddleGA · 02-08-2007, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

I have a hard time giving a person the benefit of the doubt when I'm willing to bet that one of the primary reasons her son is dead is because of how fucked up his mother was.

So sayeth our sage based upon his many decades of life experience.

Buccaneer · 02-08-2007, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

So sayeth our sage based upon his many decades of life experience.

You mean the sage doesn't believe it was all about the old man's money?

Easy Mac · 02-08-2007, 09:42 PM

ooooohhhh octogenarian fight! grab the oxygen!

Buccaneer · 02-08-2007, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

ooooohhhh octogenarian fight! grab the oxygen!

What channel are you watching??? Jon and I (who's Jim?) are saying the exact same thing.

Critch · 02-08-2007, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Groundhog

I don't think I've ever been surprised less about a celebrities early death.

You appear to have forgotten Chris Farley.

Logan · 02-08-2007, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

So sayeth our sage based upon his many decades of life experience.

Roll your eyes all you want...put yourself in his place. Think it was easy living a life where your mother is a laughingstock that doesn't learn her lesson and just comes back for more punishment?

Galaxy · 02-08-2007, 10:12 PM

I wonder if this gives the Marshall family a big edge in the billion-dollar estate lawsuit?

Craptacular · 02-08-2007, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by molson

Seemed like a nice enough broad. There's plenty of hot, un-educated poor chicks in Amerian who would have had similar problems if thrust into the the kind of sudden fame and notirety that she did.

THRUST?!?!?!?! You make it sound like she was some poor helpless victim who had no desire to be in the spotlight.

kingfc22 · 02-09-2007, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

First Barbaro, then Anna Nicole... please don't take Linda Cohn or Rebecca Lobo...Please

I might have to put this in my sig. Just pure gold.

dj_morton · 02-09-2007, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

First Barbaro, then Anna Nicole... please don't take Linda Cohn or Rebecca Lobo...Please

Haha

Ksyrup · 02-09-2007, 08:07 AM

Saw this on another board:

So I guess the crown as reigning celebutard officially falls to Paris Hilton, huh?

JeeberD · 02-09-2007, 12:11 PM

Disgusting...

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Splash blog fans (and not) we’re getting a kicking about this video, (BWE.tv, Defamer, Dlisted, Jossip, ICYDK)but lets face it, everyone wants to see it…ET just spent a fortune on it…watch the show. Are all of you going to bash them for showing it? I doubt it. TMZ had a video of her dead body covered in a blanket posted on their blog, are you guys bashing them? I doubt that too. Are all of you going to be watching it? Definitely. Next time before all of you freak out look in the mirror. Why are there so many blogs, television shows, and magazines solely devoted to celebrities? Why are the 24-hour news channels running ANS material non-stop? Why is ANS the top story on every news broadcast? Because of you.

Due to a licensing agreement we cant show you the video till Tuesday morning due, not that anyone would want to see it of course.

Ksyrup · 02-09-2007, 12:22 PM

EDIT: Nevermind, I'm an idiot.

Swaggs · 02-09-2007, 12:26 PM

This has the potential to grown into a very big story, between the two questionable deaths, the money at stake, the paternity battle, and all. Her lawyer/husband looks really suspicious with all that has happened and what he could stand to gain.

Ksyrup · 02-09-2007, 12:54 PM

Which, if true, makes it hard to understand why he didn't make sure they had an enforceable marriage. From what I've read, they basically had a ceremony that does not meet the qualifications for a valid marriage. If anything, it sounds more like he was doing whatever he could to muddy up the paternity issue, as opposed to setting her up for a windfall in his favor at a later time.

I don't know; the guy has obviously been milking her for years, but I'm not sure if I see anything more than someone in desperate need of help and a lawyer/friend eager to play that role and enjoy the ride and all the benefits that come with it.

JonInMiddleGA · 02-09-2007, 02:48 PM

Okay, now I have to admit that I didn't have this option in the paternity pool.

http://apnews.myway.com//article/200...D8N6CLKG0.html

LOS ANGELES (AP) - The husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor said Friday that he had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith and may be her infant daughter's father.

The claim by Prince Frederick von Anhalt comes amid a paternity suit over Smith's 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. The birth certificate lists Dannielynn's father as attorney Howard K. Stern, but former Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead is waging a legal challenge, saying he is the father.

"If you go back from September, she wasn't with one of those guys, she was with me," von Anhalt told The Associated Press in an interview Friday.

He said he would file a lawsuit if Dannielynn is turned over to Stern or Birkhead.

Von Anhalt, 59, and Gabor, 90, have been married for more than 20 years.

Gabor, a onetime sex symbol and star of such 1950s films as "Moulin Rouge" and "Queen of Outer Space," has been in declining health in recent years and suffered a stroke in 2005. She was partially paralyzed in a car crash in 2002.

Von Anhalt, who is Gabor's eighth husband, said he and Smith first met in the 1990s when Smith was still married to elderly oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II. He said Smith approached him and Gabor at the Plaza Hotel in New York.

"She was a very big fan of Zsa Zsa and wanted to be like Zsa Zsa," he said. "She wanted to be a princess."

He said the two started an affair soon after, meeting over the years in Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York. For much of that time, he said, Smith urged him to make her a princess like his wife.

But short of divorcing the actress, he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith. Von Anhalt said he did consider that and even filled out adoption papers, but Gabor refused to sign them.

Logan · 02-09-2007, 02:52 PM

Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute...

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But short of divorcing the actress, he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith. Von Anhalt said he did consider that and even filled out adoption papers, but Gabor refused to sign them.

WHAT? He wanted to adopt the chick he's been banging?

kingfc22 · 02-09-2007, 02:56 PM

I'm so confused now. I think I'm going to take the FIELD in the paternity pool.

Logan · 02-09-2007, 03:02 PM

The way this is shaping up, there's not going to be many names among the Field.

02-08-2007, 05:22 PM	#53
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	Well her timing is surprising. Sad story. __________________ Current dynasty: OOTP25 Blitz: RTS meets Moneyball \| OOTP Mod: GM Excel Competitive Balance Tax/Revenue Sharing Calc \| FBCB Mods on Github

02-08-2007, 05:24 PM	#55
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	RIP Vikki Lynn. Nice to see the news showing the hotter, thin Anna Nicole. And the first thing I said to Loren when she tokld me was it had to be an O.D. But now with the news on I hear she had been ill and had a private nurse with her at the hotel. Who knows right now though....... __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

02-08-2007, 06:31 PM	#62
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	I don't think I've ever been surprised less about a celebrities early death. __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

02-09-2007, 08:07 AM	#92
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Saw this on another board: So I guess the crown as reigning celebutard officially falls to Paris Hilton, huh? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-09-2007, 12:22 PM	#94
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	EDIT: Nevermind, I'm an idiot. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 02-09-2007 at 12:23 PM.

02-08-2007, 05:21 PM	#52
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Just so everyone knows, her lawyer's name is Ron Rail. And Chief Tiger announced the death.

02-08-2007, 05:32 PM	#56
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Seemed to me, that she lived her life, like a bic lighter at a Skynard concert..

02-08-2007, 06:00 PM	#60
dime High School JV Join Date: Sep 2006	today, we mourn two big tits.

02-08-2007, 07:11 PM	#65
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	I think this is a really sad thing. Regardless of her celebrity status, and peculiarities, she was a human being with feelings, a past, hopes and dreams. It's a damn shame that she had to lose her son before she died. I am quite sure that has a lot to do with her death. Ok, you can all go back to your pathetic attempts at humor.

02-08-2007, 07:34 PM	#69
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	I guess its true. Human life is no more valuble to God than dandruff on a homeless person's hair.

02-08-2007, 07:51 PM	#73
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	OH, THE HUMANITY! http://165.1.59.52/cgi-bin/texis/sou...9/07082290.mp3

02-08-2007, 08:28 PM	#74
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	My wife told me about this a short time ago and I said, 'no way'. One cannot dream up a movie script that matches the bizzareness of her life. But know the entertainment world, her sleazy lawyer is probably handing out bids for a tv movie. My wife's prediction was intentional OD, my vote was that she had a hit put on her but we all know that it would be ruled accidental OD regardless what the truth is. She should have died on the Bahamas, that way no one will ever know anything.

02-08-2007, 09:19 PM	#77
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Does anyone else feel really young whenever Buc and Jim converse in a thread?

02-08-2007, 09:23 PM	#78
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	I knew I'd get ripped apart for going against the mob, but oh well. I just don't think mean-spirited humor in a death thread is very classy, but that's just my personal preference.

02-08-2007, 09:32 PM	#80
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Mean spirited? Barbaro is probably the most loved horse in America since the last horse than won a derby race... or at least Secretariat.

02-08-2007, 09:42 PM	#84
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	ooooohhhh octogenarian fight! grab the oxygen!

02-08-2007, 10:12 PM	#88
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	I wonder if this gives the Marshall family a big edge in the billion-dollar estate lawsuit?

02-09-2007, 12:26 PM	#95
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	This has the potential to grown into a very big story, between the two questionable deaths, the money at stake, the paternity battle, and all. Her lawyer/husband looks really suspicious with all that has happened and what he could stand to gain. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

02-09-2007, 12:54 PM	#96
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Which, if true, makes it hard to understand why he didn't make sure they had an enforceable marriage. From what I've read, they basically had a ceremony that does not meet the qualifications for a valid marriage. If anything, it sounds more like he was doing whatever he could to muddy up the paternity issue, as opposed to setting her up for a windfall in his favor at a later time. I don't know; the guy has obviously been milking her for years, but I'm not sure if I see anything more than someone in desperate need of help and a lawyer/friend eager to play that role and enjoy the ride and all the benefits that come with it. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-09-2007, 02:48 PM	#97
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Okay, now I have to admit that I didn't have this option in the paternity pool. http://apnews.myway.com//article/200...D8N6CLKG0.html LOS ANGELES (AP) - The husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor said Friday that he had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith and may be her infant daughter's father. The claim by Prince Frederick von Anhalt comes amid a paternity suit over Smith's 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. The birth certificate lists Dannielynn's father as attorney Howard K. Stern, but former Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead is waging a legal challenge, saying he is the father. "If you go back from September, she wasn't with one of those guys, she was with me," von Anhalt told The Associated Press in an interview Friday. He said he would file a lawsuit if Dannielynn is turned over to Stern or Birkhead. Von Anhalt, 59, and Gabor, 90, have been married for more than 20 years. Gabor, a onetime sex symbol and star of such 1950s films as "Moulin Rouge" and "Queen of Outer Space," has been in declining health in recent years and suffered a stroke in 2005. She was partially paralyzed in a car crash in 2002. Von Anhalt, who is Gabor's eighth husband, said he and Smith first met in the 1990s when Smith was still married to elderly oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II. He said Smith approached him and Gabor at the Plaza Hotel in New York. "She was a very big fan of Zsa Zsa and wanted to be like Zsa Zsa," he said. "She wanted to be a princess." He said the two started an affair soon after, meeting over the years in Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York. For much of that time, he said, Smith urged him to make her a princess like his wife. But short of divorcing the actress, he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith. Von Anhalt said he did consider that and even filled out adoption papers, but Gabor refused to sign them. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

02-09-2007, 02:56 PM	#99
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	I'm so confused now. I think I'm going to take the FIELD in the paternity pool. __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

02-09-2007, 03:02 PM	#100
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	The way this is shaping up, there's not going to be many names among the Field.

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