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Old 09-16-2005, 09:34 PM   #51
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FAKE PUNT!! Goes for a first down.

You know Ben's blood pressure went up on that one...
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:34 PM   #52
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Compton rumbles, grumbles, stumbles on first down, and Tucker is knocking on the door again.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:36 PM   #53
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Got the clock update. 3:46 left in the third. Second down and one, Harris takes a shot deep to Sims, but it is just off his fingers at the goal line. Harris then falls for the first down.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:37 PM   #54
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Tucker is on the Marist 25. Harris hands it to the FB Reed, and he just is all by himself. Touchdown Tigers!
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:38 PM   #55
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After the extra point fails, 27-10 Tucker.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:38 PM   #56
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Tucker is on the Marist 25. Harris hands it to the FB Reed, and he just is all by himself. Touchdown Tigers!

Guys on the radio are making a big deal out of the hole opened up by one of the Guards...
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:39 PM   #57
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Guys on the radio are making a big deal out of the hole opened up by one of the Guards...


It was a huge block, and he did have to break on tackle at the 10.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:41 PM   #58
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Reed was the guy on the fake punt, too, BTW. He was big in that dribe.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:41 PM   #59
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First play from scrimmage, Preston Lyons goes 77 yards for a TD.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:42 PM   #60
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Linebacker was cheating on the shift and got burned.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:42 PM   #61
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Make it 75 yards. That guy is a fullback, yet he just absolutely turned on the jets. He was never touched coming right up the middle.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:43 PM   #62
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Linebacker was cheating on the shift and got burned.


Yup, and the center had a good block up the middle.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:43 PM   #63
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Dola - RB for Marist went in montion and the WLB started shifting over. They ran right were he was, and there was nothing but green.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:44 PM   #64
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Now, it is 27-17 Tucker. Tucker gets a roughing the kicker penalty that has the kick off at the Tucker 45. They didn't go for a onside kick, though, and just kick it through the end-zone.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:46 PM   #65
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Tucker gets a line-shift penalty and an illegal substitution penalty, and they are going the wrong way.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:47 PM   #66
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Now, they are about to give a 15 yard personal foul on the Tucker sideline. I hope it is not Skydog.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:49 PM   #67
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They go no where on 3rd and 20, so now they have to punt from the 10.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:50 PM   #68
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Decent punt after the punter drops the snap, and Marist has the ball on the Tucker 43.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:51 PM   #69
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And finally it is the 4th quarter. Let's see your 4 fingers.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:52 PM   #70
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*Flips off HomerJ twice.*
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:53 PM   #71
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:54 PM   #72
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Marshall picks up the 1st on a qb keeper, and they just keep moving.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:55 PM   #73
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And Marist finally gets a penalty to back them up a little bit.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:57 PM   #74
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On 3rd and 10, Marshall fumbles behind the line, Marist lineman recovers, it is 4th down and long.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:58 PM   #75
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Marist lines up to punt, but Tucker lines up to play D, not buying it. Marist gets a penalty and moves back 5 yards.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:59 PM   #76
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Roughing the freaking kicker, Marist first down.
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:00 PM   #77
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Marist on the 25, and a 5 yard run on first down.
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:01 PM   #78
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Tucker gives Marist a first down on yet another penalty (encroachment).
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:03 PM   #79
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Preston Lyons so far, 13-140.
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Anyone else think HJS is just padding his post count? D'oh!
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Anyone else think HJS is just padding his post count? D'oh!


Shut---u-p!
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:06 PM   #82
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I would give you an update (Matist is within the 10) but my wife once again must tell me about some random nothing.
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:06 PM   #83
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Ok, I'm fuckin' sick of the Wendy's ranch tooth commercial. Jeez! What's that, forty times it's been played now? Errrrrrr!!!
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:07 PM   #84
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First and ten, on the Tiger 3, and Marist scores on the run up the gut.
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Marist scores. 3 yd TD.
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:08 PM   #87
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27-24, Tucker.
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:08 PM   #88
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Extra Point is good.

27-24 Tucker leads.

Just under 6 mins left.
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My GOD, again, the fucking ranch tooth commercial. Jesus have mercy!
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go Marist!


Rooting against Tucker is a bannable offense.
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:09 PM   #91
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Rooting against Tucker is a bannable offense.

Go Marist!

or am I simply reverse jinxing them ensuring victory?
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That's bannable, too.
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:10 PM   #94
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Harris breaks a big run on first down at the 20.
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:12 PM   #95
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Yet another Tucker penalty. This team is so undisciplined.
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:12 PM   #96
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*Now that is a bannable offense*
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:12 PM   #97
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*Now that is a bannable offense*


No, just pittiable.
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:14 PM   #98
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3rd and Short on the Tucker 38. Harris keeps but doesnt get it. Tucker's got to punt.
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:15 PM   #99
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Rio has a pro-level punt that dies inside the Marist 10.
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90 yd drive for the lead here we go!
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