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Ditto what oliegirl said, that was my first thought.
Glad you lived, not sure I'm up for trying it, though (I'm not a fan of rich foods to begin with...). Who knows, it could be the next big thing after deep fried Twinkies and deep fried Snickers bars. /tk
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03-09-2006, 09:18 PM | #53 |
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holy shit. you are my hero cartman!
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03-09-2006, 09:32 PM | #55 | |
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Extremely full. And very lethargic. But it was worth it.
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03-09-2006, 09:38 PM | #57 |
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ROFL!!! Simply awesome.
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03-09-2006, 09:42 PM | #58 |
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bravo
you had my wife (who by the way hates me on FOFC & WW threads) and I in total laughter. |
03-09-2006, 09:57 PM | #59 |
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I wonder if it would work better if you cut the doughnut in half and then toasted the inside halves and then made the burger with the inside halves facing outward... that way your hands wouldn't touch the syrupy part and toasting it would help keep the juices on the inside.
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03-09-2006, 10:15 PM | #60 |
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Bravo!!! And great reading all round too
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03-09-2006, 10:21 PM | #61 | |
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03-09-2006, 10:24 PM | #62 |
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Best thread of the year.
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03-09-2006, 10:25 PM | #63 |
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Bravo is right!! Way to go Cartman!!! I hope nobody is around when mother nature calls.
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Outstanding job, cartman!
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03-10-2006, 01:09 AM | #65 |
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Where is the cheese? I think cheese makes or breaks it. That's a huge difference. This experiment needs cheese. I love the grill though.
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03-10-2006, 01:17 AM | #66 |
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What was the consistancy of your poo?
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03-10-2006, 01:57 AM | #68 |
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I can totaly picture you eating that. Bravo!
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Brilliant! This thread would have been worthless without the pics...well done sir. I salute you.
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This was amazing. Bravo!
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Pure Gold you fatass sonofabitch!!
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03-10-2006, 07:05 AM | #73 |
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Outstanding. Simply outstanding.
Now let's see if he emerges from his sugar coma this morning. Cartman? CARTMAN?!?
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Amazing, but I still wouldn't try it.
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I want to know if he was serious when he was talking about how good it was. I am having people over for the NCAA games this week and I may throw this one at them if it really does taste good. Obviously I wouldn't want to eat these all of the time, but once can't hurt. (Or at least I have a couple days to see if it does any damage to Cartman)
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Hello all,
I did awake this morning, after a deep, deep slumber. I feel fine, but the sounds eminating from my lower torso sound like the New York Philharmonic during their warmups. I'm off for my first cup of coffee. And panerd, I was being 100% truthful in my assessment. It was definitely some good eatin'.
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As I stated in the opening soliloquy, I cannot stand cheese. I hate the stuff. Just the smell of it can cause me to become nauseous. I've been like that since I was a kid. So that is why there is no cheese in this experiment. But the thing that makes NO sense whatsoever is that I like pizza. It is the only thing I'll eat that has cheese on it. It's probably related to some deep seated childhood trauma I suffered or something.
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That grill looks like a male shrine.
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Where does one get those? I am interested.
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It is one of my most prized posessions. Some of my friends have knelt and wept openly upon their first time viewing it. Many cuts of meat have made their transition from raw to cooked on the device. Eventually, my plan is to build an outdoor kitchen/entertainment area out in the yard. The idea is to pour a 16 foot by 24 foot pad, and put a pergola over it. Inside will be the grill, an italian wood fired pizza oven, smoker, sink, fridge, and prep area. Since I have propane running to the house, and not natural gas, I plan to run a propane line out there, so I'll never have to refill a tank again. At the other end of the platform will benches and a fire pit.
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I had a dream last night that I actually ate one of these. I was hired by someone and they sent me to a separate room. In this room were KK donuts, patties, and hamburger buns.
Much like this image: I started eating the burger with the regular bun, and noticed the KK donuts so I cut one in half, and placed the pattie in between. I never thought I'd actually dream of the stuff I read here |
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There's a restaurant in NYC that serves deep fried twinkies, snickers, twix, etc... IIRC I think on the Super Size me dcoumentary (might have been in the extra features on the DVD) they showed the place. |
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Dola,
Restaurant info and Twinkie recipe here: http://www.sptimes.com/2002/06/26/Ta...ransform.shtml |
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Whew.
It took four cups of coffee to help nature take it's course this morning, but it is over. That was a lot of fun, but not something I'd make part of my regular meal rotation. Thanks to all who followed along, I hope my journey was enjoyable to watch!
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After this thread, I promise to never vote for you the first day in werewolf. Well played, sir.
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Samdari, The Prince William County Fair had deep fried Twinkies, Snickers, and Oreos last year. I prefer the Oreos myself.
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I would like to try deep fried Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Hopefully the carnies can make that happen for me this fall.
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This was absolutely hilarious Cartman. Great job!
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I understand how you don't like cheese (and a good buddy of mine is the same way...will only go near cheese on a pizza), but throughout that whole thing, especially with the pictures...I kept thinking to myself "Oh, what a few slices of cheddar, american, and monterey jack could do to that masterpiece..." |
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How can you hate cheese and call yourself Cartman?
Oh, and I wanted to comment on the Diet Soda... just because someone pigs out on the burger, doesn't mean everything they possibly take into their body has to contribute to sugar toxic shock!
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