Evil Dead CELLAR Thread -- DO NOT ENTER (unless told to) - Page 2

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 08:07 PM

I'm heading out for a bit.

CrimsonFox · 09-20-2011, 08:17 PM

You find more dirt.

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 08:45 PM

Actually, it occurred to me while at the grocery store that hte last thing I want to do is lose the shovel right now. And since I seem to have a chance of doing that every time I vote for someone ...

unvote tyketime

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 08:46 PM

CF, how big is the 2-3 foot deep hole, how big around?

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 08:46 PM

I don't want to lose my shovel and have to go back up there. If I was sure tyke was a bad guy I'd risk it. But for now I'll hold on to it and hope we can bury Chief tomorrow.

CrimsonFox · 09-20-2011, 08:51 PM

It's not a perfect circle. It's more long than wide. A couple feet wide.

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

It's not a perfect circle. It's more long than wide. A couple feet wide.

Is it perhaps six feet long?

CrimsonFox · 09-20-2011, 08:54 PM

Investigates:
cabin - mauboy
cellar - autumn

Votes:
tyketime - mauboy (39)

CrimsonFox · 09-20-2011, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

Is it perhaps six feet long?

something like that....perhaps...maybe...although the hole itself is not a perfect shape. Although the disturbed earth and dirt mounds, yes you could say they are about 6 feet long. Maybe 5 1/2

CrimsonFox · 09-20-2011, 09:19 PM

You hear a haunting melody. I was played earlier you think by someone. It's being played on the piano upstairs. Hardly the time and place for it. But it makes you sad and a bit on edge.

CrimsonFox · 09-20-2011, 09:22 PM

You hear a commotion for a bit. Then a lot of rucous, like a fist fight. What is going on up there? Is it the time for a barroom brawl?

It goes quiet for awhile. You think you hear something in the distance but are not sure. It is unnerving staring at the tree creature. Autumn takes the sure trusty, rusty shovel in his hands and begins to beat the tree creature Chief with it. It splats heartily. He slices at it and pieces sever. With all his might he continues slicing and beating until both Chief's remains and the monsters remains are little squished pieces. He is COVERED in gook. mauboy is too now from the gook-schrapnel.

CrimsonFox · 09-20-2011, 09:22 PM

Night actions are due at 7:13 PM.

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 09:29 PM

That's a good deal.

CF, I bury the pieces of Chief Rum in the hole.

CrimsonFox · 09-20-2011, 09:33 PM

The monster AND Chief? You are burying everything? Or just the monster part and leave chief skin.

CrimsonFox · 09-20-2011, 09:38 PM

mauboy watches autumn's crazed corpse attacks and dirt slinging and then hurries back up the stairs. Autumn remains in the cellar.

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

The monster AND Chief? You are burying everything? Or just the monster part and leave chief skin.

I am burying both the monster parts and Chief parts.

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

I am burying both the monster parts and Chief parts.

Like a boss

CrimsonFox · 09-20-2011, 09:47 PM

Autumn dies instantly for saying that :P

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

Autumn dies instantly for saying that :P

I come back from the dead like a boss.

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 09:49 PM

*Stares at the cellar stairs, whistling*

You better hope someone comes down there, CF. This will be the Road all over again. I might start singing 99 bottles of beer.

CrimsonFox · 09-20-2011, 09:50 PM

Autumn waits as he sees the cellar door shut up top. No one comes back down. Autumn is all alone.

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 09:54 PM

Autumn weeps quietly.

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 09:55 PM

It's not so bad, not so bad. I'm fine being alone. Alone. Even if it's in a basement, I mean big deal. That lady possessed by a demon, she's already climbed out of the basement. And that other demon monster, well I hacked it up pretty good and covered it with dirt. So no problem, being alone in the basement with it. No problem. Goddamn that dripping is annoying.

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 09:56 PM

Teh dripping! That's so annoying. Wait what was that? More dripping? Did something rustle? Ah it's probably nothing. Probably not a corpse coming to life. Or a tree demon.

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 09:59 PM

Guess I'll just get out my phone and play a little Words With Friends ...

What!!??

No reception!

The horror! The humanity! The horror!

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 09:59 PM

*doodles in the dirt with his shovel, hopefully not replicating any ancient summoning rites created by a dark god*

CrimsonFox · 09-20-2011, 10:09 PM

Autumn finds a mirror completely covered in dirt.

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 10:20 PM

I pick up the mirror and brush it off, and look into it. I smile.

CrimsonFox · 09-20-2011, 10:24 PM

You gaze into it and smile and say "I'm fine. I'm fine."
Your reflection smiles back. It then leans forward out of the mirror and grabs you by the shoulders.

"I don't think so," says the reflection smarmily, "We just chopped our friend Chief Rum up with a shovel. Does that sound FINE to you?"
Autumn stands there. His reflection moves his hands up his shoulders and clenches Autumn's neck and begins squeezing.

Autumn is being choked. He then looks around. There is no one here. He has his own hands on his own throat. The mirror is sitting there on the table. The reflection of Autumn looks normal in it.

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 10:34 PM

Whew, I really need to get a grip.

No, not that kind of grip!

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down, drink it down ....

CrimsonFox · 09-20-2011, 10:39 PM

It's like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALTzNDiYGa8

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 10:45 PM

I too will try to startle my reflection.

CrimsonFox · 09-20-2011, 11:06 PM

The reflection mimics your attempted startlification.

Autumn · 09-20-2011, 11:10 PM

He's a crafty one.

CrimsonFox · 09-20-2011, 11:11 PM

...Mr. Grinch

Autumn · 09-21-2011, 09:16 AM

*Wakes up from laying in the basement dirt, with a pool of drool at his mouth.*

Huh, what's this, what?

Autumn · 09-21-2011, 09:24 AM

*Screams in terror at the sight of a horrible deadite!*

Autumn · 09-21-2011, 09:24 AM

*Realizes it's just a mirror. Combs his hair with his fingers*

Autumn · 09-21-2011, 11:07 AM

I while away the hours by digging holes in the floor, looking for anything hidden, and preparing several more burial spots.

Autumn · 09-21-2011, 01:29 PM

Well, no sense keeping it a secret.

INVESTIGATE CABIN

CrimsonFox · 09-21-2011, 04:44 PM

The dripping seems to get louder. And the creaking. The dropping and the creaking. You hear fistfights again upstairs and muffled voices again. They seem so far away. It is dark and spooky down here.

Autumn · 09-21-2011, 04:55 PM

*Autumn puts on his own one-man production of the Sound of Music*

CrimsonFox · 09-21-2011, 04:59 PM

But there are no puppets or nun's habits down here! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT?!?

Autumn · 09-21-2011, 05:00 PM

*Autumn calls upon the powers of his imagination*

CrimsonFox · 09-21-2011, 05:00 PM

Well, I suppose Chief could be a nun's habit and the treemonster could be a puppet.

CrimsonFox · 09-21-2011, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

*Autumn calls upon the powers of his imagination*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Autumn · 09-21-2011, 05:16 PM

Anyway, my rendition is more a postmodern deconstruction of the original. What if all the characters are merely shards of one person's fractured ego, consumed by guilt for their atrocities in the great Holocaust? Will they find wholeness again? Or will it end with a 77 minute long rendition of throat singing cover of do-re-mi?

CrimsonFox · 09-21-2011, 05:24 PM

I envision that blending perfectly with Led Zepplin's Kashmir.

Autumn · 09-21-2011, 05:31 PM

So for those who may come down in the cellar tonight -- I had thought I would need the knife or chainsaw to chop up Chief's corpse, but I did not. The shovel did the trick. I'm going back up to find out what's going on up there. If we catch some more bad guys I'll come back down with their corpses and try burying them, or bury them in the yard. Sorry if you came down to help with that, I thought I would need more than a shovel.

CrimsonFox · 09-21-2011, 05:33 PM

Talking to oneself is a sign of insanity.

09-20-2011, 09:22 PM	#61
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	You hear a commotion for a bit. Then a lot of rucous, like a fist fight. What is going on up there? Is it the time for a barroom brawl? It goes quiet for awhile. You think you hear something in the distance but are not sure. It is unnerving staring at the tree creature. Autumn takes the sure trusty, rusty shovel in his hands and begins to beat the tree creature Chief with it. It splats heartily. He slices at it and pieces sever. With all his might he continues slicing and beating until both Chief's remains and the monsters remains are little squished pieces. He is COVERED in gook. mauboy is too now from the gook-schrapnel. Last edited by CrimsonFox : 09-21-2011 at 04:35 AM.

09-20-2011, 10:24 PM	#79
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	You gaze into it and smile and say "I'm fine. I'm fine." Your reflection smiles back. It then leans forward out of the mirror and grabs you by the shoulders. "I don't think so," says the reflection smarmily, "We just chopped our friend Chief Rum up with a shovel. Does that sound FINE to you?" Autumn stands there. His reflection moves his hands up his shoulders and clenches Autumn's neck and begins squeezing. Autumn is being choked. He then looks around. There is no one here. He has his own hands on his own throat. The mirror is sitting there on the table. The reflection of Autumn looks normal in it. Last edited by CrimsonFox : 09-21-2011 at 04:39 AM.

09-20-2011, 11:11 PM	#85
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	...Mr. Grinch Last edited by CrimsonFox : 09-20-2011 at 11:11 PM.

09-20-2011, 08:17 PM	#52
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	You find more dirt.

09-20-2011, 08:45 PM	#53
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Actually, it occurred to me while at the grocery store that hte last thing I want to do is lose the shovel right now. And since I seem to have a chance of doing that every time I vote for someone ... unvote tyketime

09-20-2011, 08:46 PM	#54
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	CF, how big is the 2-3 foot deep hole, how big around?

09-20-2011, 08:51 PM	#56
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	It's not a perfect circle. It's more long than wide. A couple feet wide.

09-20-2011, 08:54 PM	#58
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	Investigates: cabin - mauboy cellar - autumn Votes: tyketime - mauboy (39)

09-20-2011, 09:19 PM	#60
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	You hear a haunting melody. I was played earlier you think by someone. It's being played on the piano upstairs. Hardly the time and place for it. But it makes you sad and a bit on edge.

09-20-2011, 09:29 PM	#63
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	That's a good deal. CF, I bury the pieces of Chief Rum in the hole.

09-20-2011, 09:33 PM	#64
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	The monster AND Chief? You are burying everything? Or just the monster part and leave chief skin.

09-20-2011, 09:38 PM	#65
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	mauboy watches autumn's crazed corpse attacks and dirt slinging and then hurries back up the stairs. Autumn remains in the cellar.

09-20-2011, 09:47 PM	#68
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	Autumn dies instantly for saying that :P

09-20-2011, 09:49 PM	#70
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Stares at the cellar stairs, whistling You better hope someone comes down there, CF. This will be the Road all over again. I might start singing 99 bottles of beer.

09-20-2011, 09:50 PM	#71
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	Autumn waits as he sees the cellar door shut up top. No one comes back down. Autumn is all alone.

09-20-2011, 09:54 PM	#72
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Autumn weeps quietly.

09-20-2011, 09:55 PM	#73
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	It's not so bad, not so bad. I'm fine being alone. Alone. Even if it's in a basement, I mean big deal. That lady possessed by a demon, she's already climbed out of the basement. And that other demon monster, well I hacked it up pretty good and covered it with dirt. So no problem, being alone in the basement with it. No problem. Goddamn that dripping is annoying.

09-20-2011, 09:56 PM	#74
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Teh dripping! That's so annoying. Wait what was that? More dripping? Did something rustle? Ah it's probably nothing. Probably not a corpse coming to life. Or a tree demon.

09-20-2011, 09:59 PM	#75
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Guess I'll just get out my phone and play a little Words With Friends ... What!!?? No reception! The horror! The humanity! The horror!

09-20-2011, 10:09 PM	#77
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	Autumn finds a mirror completely covered in dirt.

09-20-2011, 10:20 PM	#78
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	I pick up the mirror and brush it off, and look into it. I smile.

09-20-2011, 10:34 PM	#80
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Whew, I really need to get a grip. No, not that kind of grip! 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down, drink it down ....

09-20-2011, 10:39 PM	#81
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	It's like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALTzNDiYGa8

09-20-2011, 10:45 PM	#82
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	I too will try to startle my reflection.

09-20-2011, 11:06 PM	#83
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	The reflection mimics your attempted startlification.

09-20-2011, 11:10 PM	#84
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	He's a crafty one.

09-21-2011, 09:16 AM	#86
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Wakes up from laying in the basement dirt, with a pool of drool at his mouth. Huh, what's this, what?

09-21-2011, 09:24 AM	#87
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Screams in terror at the sight of a horrible deadite!

09-21-2011, 11:07 AM	#89
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	I while away the hours by digging holes in the floor, looking for anything hidden, and preparing several more burial spots.

09-21-2011, 01:29 PM	#90
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Well, no sense keeping it a secret. INVESTIGATE CABIN

09-21-2011, 04:44 PM	#91
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	The dripping seems to get louder. And the creaking. The dropping and the creaking. You hear fistfights again upstairs and muffled voices again. They seem so far away. It is dark and spooky down here.

09-21-2011, 04:55 PM	#92
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Autumn puts on his own one-man production of the Sound of Music

09-21-2011, 04:59 PM	#93
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	But there are no puppets or nun's habits down here! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT?!?