That Stokke Chick - Page 2

Surtt · 05-31-2007, 03:42 PM

A couple of stories about Mr. Stokkes in acction, he seems somewhat hypicritical.

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Defense attorney Al Stokke, pleading on Friday for Judge Richard Tooheyto sentence teacher Sarah Bench-Salorioto only three years in prison, made the same argument for leniency I would have: "Where was she when Iwas 13?"*

hxxp://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/news/local/article_937056.php

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No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.

“She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.”

hxxp://www.ocweekly.com/news/news/illegally-park-ed/26661/

* Is this one from the "Hot Molester" thread?

moriarty · 05-31-2007, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.

“She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.”

This one deserves it's own thread.

Karlifornia · 05-31-2007, 03:50 PM

I'll stikk by you, Alison! These other men...all they want is your pole picture with you touching your hair. But I'll be there, no matter what unflattering videos surface!

In fact, Billy Squier and I have collaborated on a song:

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"The Stokke"
Now everybody, have you heard
If you're in the game, then the Stokke's the word
Don't take no rhythm, don't take no style
Got a thirst for vaultin' - grab your pole...

Put your right hand out, give a firm tugjob
Talk to me about my hog
Spread your boner making both far and wide
Keep your jergens lotion by your side and ...

Stokke, Stokke
Could be a winner girl, you move quite well
Stokke, Stokke

Ksyrup · 05-31-2007, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by moriarty

This one deserves it's own thread.

That dude probably lost his job and I bet she wasn't even a porn star like the other guy got. I didn't realize sexual traffic stops were the rage these days.

Ksyrup · 05-31-2007, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

I'll stikk by you, Alison! These other men...all they want is your pole picture with you touching your hair. But I'll be there, no matter what unflattering videos surface!

In fact, Billy Squier and I have collaborated on a song:

You are now #1 with a bullet on Mr. Stokke's list!

Schmidty · 05-31-2007, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

She is much less attractive once you watch that video.

She wasn't that great in the first place. She looks like an in-shape 15 year-old with an above average face. Meh. I see girls around Western Washington University better than her everyday. And no, I'm not just trying to be a contrarian.

This is just a case of internet mass hysteria.

Karlifornia · 05-31-2007, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

I'm not just trying to be a contrarian.

I've always had a thing for a shy, sexy contrarian. What's behind the glasses and ponytail, huh? I bet it's a grade-A fox!

Surtt · 05-31-2007, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

This is just a case of internet mass hysteria.

???
well, yeah.

Karlifornia · 05-31-2007, 04:02 PM

Oh, and.....

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

She wasn't that great in the first place.

BrianD · 05-31-2007, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

She wasn't that great in the first place. She looks like an in-shape 15 year-old with an above average face. Meh. I see girls around Western Washington University better than her everyday. And no, I'm not just trying to be a contrarian.

This is just a case of internet mass hysteria.

Not to really throw a wet blanket on the discussion, but I've seen plenty of girls her equal in Wisconsin.

Although she does get points for being a pole vaulter since I was also one through high school.

Ksyrup · 05-31-2007, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianD

I've seen plenty of girls her equal in Wisconsin.

I think you meant that you've seen Wisconsin girls who weigh the equal of plenty of Stokke's.

Oilers9911 · 05-31-2007, 04:21 PM

The fact that an 18 year-old girl can't even participate in a sport without becoming wanking material for a whole slew of perverts on teh internets is pretty pathetic. I say leave the kid alone.

Ksyrup · 05-31-2007, 04:23 PM

I take offense to the term "slew."

BrianD · 05-31-2007, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I think you meant that you've seen Wisconsin girls who weigh the equal of plenty of Stokke's.

While I have seen plenty of both, it is true that I have seen more of what you describe.

Karlifornia · 05-31-2007, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Oilers9911

The fact that an 18 year-old girl can't even participate in a sport without becoming wanking material for a whole slew of perverts on teh internets is pretty pathetic. I say leave the kid alone.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome FOFC's resident moral watchdog: Bill O'ilers9911

Axxon · 05-31-2007, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Wrong.

This from the guy who thinks zombie women are attractive.

I'm just saying...

Pumpy Tudors · 05-31-2007, 05:01 PM

Being totally serious for a change, I arrived home from work yesterday to find a girl who looks a lot like Alison Stokke on the roof of my house. I'm actually not kidding. She was wearing a bikini and walking around on my roof. I didn't even notice as I pulled up to the house. I got out of my car, looked up, and audibly said, "What the fuck?" I guess she didn't hear me because she just kept walking around. Then I noticed that I was standing literally in the middle of the street, and it would be in my best interests to go inside.

I don't know what the hell I'm going to come home to today.

Surtt · 05-31-2007, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Being totally serious for a change, I arrived home from work yesterday to find a girl who looks a lot like Alison Stokke on the roof of my house. I'm actually not kidding. She was wearing a bikini and walking around on my roof. I didn't even notice as I pulled up to the house. I got out of my car, looked up, and audibly said, "What the fuck?" I guess she didn't hear me because she just kept walking around. Then I noticed that I was standing literally in the middle of the street, and it would be in my best interests to go inside.

So you didn't investigate what she was doing?

jeff061 · 05-31-2007, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TroyF

My first thoughts when I read the interview. Her father is being a father. He's concerned for his daughter. Ditto for the mom. And Allison certainly has a right to her feelings. If she wants to be thought of as a terrific pole vaulter and she thinks that isn't getting enough play, she can think that.

But is she really that naive? I just don't buy it.

You must not know a lot of teenagers or even some ladies in their early 20's. Some of them scare me with their naievety.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-31-2007, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

So you didn't investigate what she was doing?

Hell, if she's gonna put on a bikini and climb up there, she can do whatever she wants.

Surtt · 05-31-2007, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Hell, if she's gonna put on a bikini and climb up there, she can do whatever she wants.

I know curiosity killed the cat but,
If I came home and had a young attractive bikini clad stranger on my roof I would feel the need to investigate.
...or at least get a better look ;-)

Izulde · 05-31-2007, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianD

Not to really throw a wet blanket on the discussion, but I've seen plenty of girls her equal in Wisconsin.

What the fuck have you been smoking? This state is filled with fat chicks, man.

La Crosse is about as slender and hot as it gets because of the emphasis on athletics and even then I wouldn't say there's plenty of girls her equal in this moo-cow ridden state.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-31-2007, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

I know curiosity killed the cat but,
If I came home and had a young attractive bikini clad stranger on my roof I would feel the need to investigate.
...or at least get a better look ;-)

I ain't climbing up on that roof. She's braver than I am.

Ryan S · 05-31-2007, 06:35 PM

America needs a Pumpy Tudors reality TV show.

Toddzilla · 05-31-2007, 08:14 PM

Lunacy - all of this is lunacy - the video just provides more material to fap to.

wait - did I just type that out loud?

mckerney · 05-31-2007, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Toddzilla

Lunacy - all of this is lunacy - the video just provides more material to fap to.

wait - did I just type that out loud?

STALKER!

sabotai · 05-31-2007, 08:24 PM

I'm with Karlifornia on this one. In the video, her mannerisms quirky and adorable. Almost "geeky". The pic that's been going around is a bit...masculine.

Buccaneer · 05-31-2007, 08:32 PM

But with a toned, smooth olive-colored skin, how can you go wrong?

Groundhog · 05-31-2007, 08:46 PM

The video makes her look, well, 18 years old. Kind of killed it for me.

Senator · 05-31-2007, 09:15 PM

I am more impressed with the camera man/interviewer trying to come up with even more silly questions so he can keep her on camera as much as possible.

God, I have asked her everything I can think of, but there must be more. THINK MAN! THINK! Oh, yes......

"Ummm, so ya think there will be underwater pole vaulting some day? Yeah, baby, I'm just joking, I'm cool like that. Kiss me!"

mckerney · 05-31-2007, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Toddzilla

Lunacy - all of this is lunacy - the video just provides more material to fap to.

But she doesn't move the left side of her face...

Groundhog · 05-31-2007, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

But she doesn't move the left side of her face...

Just makes for an easier target.

BrianD · 05-31-2007, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

What the fuck have you been smoking? This state is filled with fat chicks, man.

In general you are correct, but there are enough around that look like they really belong in California.

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La Crosse is about as slender and hot as it gets because of the emphasis on athletics and even then I wouldn't say there's plenty of girls her equal in this moo-cow ridden state.

The Appleton area is surprisingly decent. The ratio of hot to moo still tends to favor the wrong side, but it was better than I expected.

Speaking of Stokke, I used to play volleyball with a girl that looked a lot like her. She was attending one of the local colleges. Standing behind her while she bent over to prepare for a serve was one of the highlights of my week.

Chief Rum · 05-31-2007, 09:49 PM

She's attractive, yes. But honestly, she's just another hot chick in the OC. We farm them out here. It's our #1 export. Hot chicks, girls next door, MILFs-to-be, pornstars, etc. etc. Welcome to the OC.

mckerney · 05-31-2007, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianD

The Appleton area is surprisingly decent.

True.

Oilers9911 · 05-31-2007, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome FOFC's resident moral watchdog: Bill O'ilers9911

Nope, no such thing. It's just ridiculous watching the internet community, not FOFC specifically...get all fucking gaga over some 18 year old kid.

cthomer5000 · 05-31-2007, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Oilers9911

Nope, no such thing. It's just ridiculous watching the internet community, not FOFC specifically...get all fucking gaga over some 18 year old kid.

Why is it different than any one guy going gaga over the looks of any 18 year old girl? It's like the most basic human reaction, to define whether or not we find someone attractive.

Rizon · 06-01-2007, 12:03 AM

What does age got to do with it? She's good with a pole, and that's all that matters.

SFL Cat · 06-01-2007, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Senator

I am more impressed with the camera man/interviewer trying to come up with even more silly questions so he can keep her on camera as much as possible.

God, I have asked her everything I can think of, but there must be more. THINK MAN! THINK! Oh, yes......

"Ummm, so ya think there will be underwater pole vaulting some day? Yeah, baby, I'm just joking, I'm cool like that. Kiss me!"

I spewed diet coke as I read this...

SFL Cat · 06-01-2007, 12:09 AM

BTW, when did Joe Namath start covering track meets?

Vinatieri for Prez · 06-01-2007, 01:56 AM

I think the pole vaulting angle is what has propelled this. It's totally unusual, but yet at the same time, quite alluring. I can't explain it. But if she 's not holding the pole, I don't think this goes anywhere.

Vinatieri for Prez · 06-01-2007, 02:33 AM

However, in typical hot young girl fashion, she is dating a complete loser:

hxxp://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/05/30/is-allison-stokke-dating-a-douchebag/

I warn you that if you view these pix, you will never think of the Stokkenator the same way. You've been forewarned.

Vinatieri for Prez · 06-01-2007, 02:34 AM

On another note, I just got a case of the McPheever again:

hxxp://tophspeaks.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/katharine-mcphee-07.jpg

hxxp://tophspeaks.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/katharine-mcphee-06.jpg

Izulde · 06-01-2007, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

STALKER!

Don't you mean Stokker?

Izulde · 06-01-2007, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianD

In general you are correct, but there are enough around that look like they really belong in California.

Most of the Cali types I've seen are actually pre-marriage Minnesota imports.

[quoteThe Appleton area is surprisingly decent. The ratio of hot to moo still tends to favor the wrong side, but it was better than I expected.
[/quote]

I presume that's because of the upper class girls at overrated Lawrence?

Ksyrup · 06-01-2007, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Vinatieri for Prez

However, in typical hot young girl fashion, she is dating a complete loser:

hxxp://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/05/30/is-allison-stokke-dating-a-douchebag/

I warn you that if you view these pix, you will never think of the Stokkenator the same way. You've been forewarned.

I think this is the most truthful answer I read on that site:

She’s not dating me, so yes, this guy is a douchebag.
Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 12:50 pm

Toddzilla · 06-01-2007, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

She’s not dating me, so yes, this guy is a douchebag.

Truer words have never been spoken, my brother...

TroyF · 06-01-2007, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Vinatieri for Prez

However, in typical hot young girl fashion, she is dating a complete loser:

hxxp://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/05/30/is-allison-stokke-dating-a-douchebag/

I warn you that if you view these pix, you will never think of the Stokkenator the same way. You've been forewarned.

What the hell do you mean? This gives me hope. If he can get Stokke, I can get. . . ummmm. . . some drunk hooker or something. This is a truly great day.

BrianD · 06-01-2007, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

I presume that's because of the upper class girls at overrated Lawrence?

I'm not sure where they come from, and I guess I don't really care that much. I'm not too picky when it comes to eye-candy that I'll probably never talk to.

Rizon · 06-01-2007, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Vinatieri for Prez

On another note, I just got a case of the McPheever again:

hxxp://tophspeaks.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/katharine-mcphee-07.jpg

hxxp://tophspeaks.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/katharine-mcphee-06.jpg

Best post in this thread.

05-31-2007, 04:23 PM	#63
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I take offense to the term "slew." __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-31-2007, 05:01 PM	#67
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Being totally serious for a change, I arrived home from work yesterday to find a girl who looks a lot like Alison Stokke on the roof of my house. I'm actually not kidding. She was wearing a bikini and walking around on my roof. I didn't even notice as I pulled up to the house. I got out of my car, looked up, and audibly said, "What the fuck?" I guess she didn't hear me because she just kept walking around. Then I noticed that I was standing literally in the middle of the street, and it would be in my best interests to go inside. I don't know what the hell I'm going to come home to today. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-31-2007, 08:46 PM	#79
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	The video makes her look, well, 18 years old. Kind of killed it for me. __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

05-31-2007, 09:15 PM	#80
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	I am more impressed with the camera man/interviewer trying to come up with even more silly questions so he can keep her on camera as much as possible. God, I have asked her everything I can think of, but there must be more. THINK MAN! THINK! Oh, yes...... "Ummm, so ya think there will be underwater pole vaulting some day? Yeah, baby, I'm just joking, I'm cool like that. Kiss me!" __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

06-01-2007, 12:09 AM	#90
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	BTW, when did Joe Namath start covering track meets? Last edited by SFL Cat : 06-01-2007 at 12:40 AM.

05-31-2007, 04:21 PM	#62
Oilers9911 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2006	The fact that an 18 year-old girl can't even participate in a sport without becoming wanking material for a whole slew of perverts on teh internets is pretty pathetic. I say leave the kid alone.

05-31-2007, 06:35 PM	#74
Ryan S Quarterback Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: London, England	America needs a Pumpy Tudors reality TV show.

05-31-2007, 08:14 PM	#75
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Lunacy - all of this is lunacy - the video just provides more material to fap to. wait - did I just type that out loud?

05-31-2007, 08:24 PM	#77
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	I'm with Karlifornia on this one. In the video, her mannerisms quirky and adorable. Almost "geeky". The pic that's been going around is a bit...masculine.

05-31-2007, 08:32 PM	#78
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	But with a toned, smooth olive-colored skin, how can you go wrong?

05-31-2007, 09:49 PM	#84
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	She's attractive, yes. But honestly, she's just another hot chick in the OC. We farm them out here. It's our #1 export. Hot chicks, girls next door, MILFs-to-be, pornstars, etc. etc. Welcome to the OC.

06-01-2007, 01:56 AM	#91
Vinatieri for Prez College Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle	I think the pole vaulting angle is what has propelled this. It's totally unusual, but yet at the same time, quite alluring. I can't explain it. But if she 's not holding the pole, I don't think this goes anywhere.

06-01-2007, 02:33 AM	#92
Vinatieri for Prez College Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle	However, in typical hot young girl fashion, she is dating a complete loser: hxxp://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/05/30/is-allison-stokke-dating-a-douchebag/ I warn you that if you view these pix, you will never think of the Stokkenator the same way. You've been forewarned.

06-01-2007, 02:34 AM	#93
Vinatieri for Prez College Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle	On another note, I just got a case of the McPheever again: hxxp://tophspeaks.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/katharine-mcphee-07.jpg hxxp://tophspeaks.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/katharine-mcphee-06.jpg

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