Going to Hell? Take the Dante's Inferno Quiz to Find Out

[MrIllini]

lol rope

[Kodos]

Level 5 for Kodos. Why oh why must I be so wrathful and gloomy?!?

Apparently I am a lustful but virtuous non-believer heretic, who is very wrathful and gloomy.

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

[ice4277]

Level 3 for me.

[SplitPersonality1]

Originally posted by MrIllini
Yeah, they could go to Wisconsin too, but that's basically the same thing.

Watch it flatlander! or should I say FIB

[Scarecrow]

Originally posted by mrskippy
The much shorter quiz:

1 - Are you a sinner?
2 - Do you have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ, in that He is your Savior?

-- If you answered yes to both questions, you're going to heaven.
-- If you answered no to number one, yes to number two, well you need to read up on the topic of sin a little more ... otherwise you're going to heaven ... though you may get a talking to at at Pearly Gates.
-- If you answer no to number two, it doesn't matter about number one ... you're going to hell.

Sure you could add those other questions in there ... but in the end it all comes down to "salvation by grace through faith in Jesus Christ."

So, in your expert opinion, all Jewish people are going to (or have gone to) hell?

[JeeberD]

Uh oh, here it comes...

[Franklinnoble]

Originally posted by Scarecrow
So, in your expert opinion, all Jewish people are going to (or have gone to) hell?

There are lots of Jews who have accepted Jesus Christ as their savior and Messiah. Paul (formerly known as Saul) was one of the first, and most renowned.

[Ryche]

I'm going to the 6th plane with the heretics, no surprise there.

Then after taking the quiz, I took my dog for a walk and got stopped by some kid from the local bible college asking me if I know where I'd go if I die tomorrow. Glad I had the answer ready for him

[tucker342]

I never got a chance to take it, they took the quiz down

But I know I'm going to hell... just don't know what level yet...

[Craptacular]

Originally posted by Kodos
Level 5 for Kodos. Why oh why must I be so wrathful and gloomy?!?

Apparently I am a lustful but virtuous non-believer heretic, who is very wrathful and gloomy.

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell,

I was tempted to do this (steal a stolen quote) when I got level 5, but how come no one has posted the world and FOFC-famous:
"Why must you be such an angry young man, when your future looks quite bright to me?"

[tucker342]

Well, level six for me

[tucker342]

dola-

anyone get level nine?

[SackAttack]

Originally posted by Scarecrow
So, in your expert opinion, all Jewish people are going to (or have gone to) hell?

It's...a little more complicated than that, I'm afraid. Those before Christ are probably exempt, because they believed a Savior would come, even if they never lived to see Him.

Those since? I'm not going to go out on that limb, but I do know that the Book of the Revelation specifically mentions the Remnant (144,000 Jews, 12,000 from each of the 12 tribes of Israel). 'Course, that happens during the Great Tribulation, so it seems likely that those 144,000 are Messianic Jews.

Not really sure what's sposed to happen to those in between those two groups, though. This is why I'm studying journalism and not theology.