The Greatest Thread in FOFC History - nomination thread - Page 2

kcchief19 · 08-03-2008, 03:13 PM

You know, in retrospect that HM thread isn't really the best overall HM thread. But I'm not sure some of the best exist anymore or I can't find them.

This was however the greatest poll in FOFC history:
Vote for me to be allowed back - Front Office Football Central

Some of these old threads also make me wonder how many of our banned comrades have returned in another "character" and live in our midst without our knowledge. Between HM, Wig, Franklin, Mrs. Kippy the guy who faked his death that I'm blanking on his name and others, I'm sure at least one or two of them still live among us.

st.cronin · 08-03-2008, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by kcchief19

Some of these old threads also make me wonder how many of our banned comrades have returned in another "character" and live in our midst without our knowledge. Between HM, Wig, Franklin, Mrs. Kippy the guy who faked his death that I'm blanking on his name and others, I'm sure at least one or two of them still live among us.

I agree.

what kind of porn do you prefer?

We don't really get threads like that anymore. We're all growed up or something.

cartman · 08-03-2008, 03:30 PM

Was Driftwood one of HM's alter-egos? I never really noticed the screen name before I just saw it in the "Vote to allow me back" thread, and it looks like it was created right when I moved to Driftwood, TX. Eerie.

st.cronin · 08-03-2008, 03:32 PM

Can a child molester ever be called "hot"? KSyrup says YES!

st.cronin · 08-03-2008, 03:41 PM

The top dynasty of all time:

Walk On: Ardent leads the Vols

DeToxRox · 08-03-2008, 03:55 PM

Lies. Best dynasty ever is GodzillaBlitz's Notre Dame dynasty.

Barkeep49 · 08-03-2008, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

The top dynasty of all time:

Walk On: Ardent leads the Vols

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Originally Posted by DeToxRox

Lies. Best dynasty ever is GodzillaBlitz's Notre Dame dynasty.

It's so sad to see things masquerading as the truth when they're not. I really thought Detox had it until I saw the word Notre Dame. Clearly the best dynasty ever is GB's X-Com.

DeToxRox · 08-03-2008, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Barkeep49

It's so sad to see things masquerading as the truth when they're not. I really thought Detox had it until I saw the word Notre Dame. Clearly the best dynasty ever is GB's X-Com.

GB's dynasty was about making Notre Dam the worst team in the NCAA. It's gold Jerry, gold.

Barkeep49 · 08-03-2008, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRox

GB's dynasty was about making Notre Dam the worst team in the NCAA. It's gold Jerry, gold.

I've read it. It's quality. But it's like putting a stanza from a sonnet of Shakespeare up against the whole of Hamlet. Sure the stanza might be great, but Hamlet's in a whole different category of great.

Radii · 08-03-2008, 04:55 PM

I wasn't really a big reader of X-Com myself, leaving GB's Notre Dame Dynasty and Kodos' Gatesville Dynasty as far and away my two favorite ever. I'm personally a bit partial to Gatesville but both were stellar.

JeeberD · 08-03-2008, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

I agree.

what kind of porn do you prefer?

We don't really get threads like that anymore. We're all growed up or something.

Don't you hate when you look at an old thread and see that you posted, but have no clue what you were talking about?

qporn?!?

Radii · 08-03-2008, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Don't you hate when you look at an old thread and see that you posted, but have no clue what you were talking about?

qporn?!?

I'm happy to report that my response would essentially be the same today:

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If jporn is japanese, then I vote for any other option, unless that option is German porn, in which case Japanese is the lesser of two evils. To quote the South Park movie, "What the fuck is wrong with German people?!"

MJ4H · 08-03-2008, 06:17 PM

japanese porn usually works like this: ok thats a little weird but kinda cool ok yeah im down with that i guess not too baHOLY GOD WHAT IS SHE DOING OH THERES NO WAY THAT SHES GOINOH MY FREAKING GOD NEVER AGAIN EVER EVER EVER

st.cronin · 08-03-2008, 11:45 PM

One thing I had never noticed about the awkward thread: jb's first three posts, I think, clinch the idea that he is a dupe account. It really reads like somebody forgot to log out as jb and started posting as him/herself.

Galaxy · 08-04-2008, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Barkeep49

Is it possible to fudge a bank statement? is definitely better, I feel, than is it ever acceptable.

I think this thread is great because of the dramatic twist and turns. And even jbmagic bitch-slapped Jimmy.

Passacaglia · 08-04-2008, 08:52 AM

Not even a nomination for OT: We're getting married! So disappointing.

JeeberD · 08-04-2008, 03:14 PM

I'll second that one, Pass. The way Ben overreacted was hilarious...

Alan T · 08-04-2008, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Not even a nomination for OT: We're getting married! So disappointing.

I was way too serious in that thread. I think that thread was actually really close to the time where I finally got divorced from my first disaster of a marriage.. go figure!

st.cronin · 08-04-2008, 03:36 PM

I missed that one the first time around. Pass, you are legend.

Passacaglia · 08-04-2008, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

I missed that one the first time around. Pass, you are legend.

I'm the Andy Kaufman of FOFC, and lurker's my Tony what's-his-name.

JeeberD · 08-04-2008, 03:59 PM

Damn, I never realized that I killed that thread with my shameless flirting...

Coffee Warlord · 08-04-2008, 04:00 PM

I think this is really a question of "What's the Second Greatest Thread in FOFC History?".

The Maximum Thread cannot be topped, ever.

PackerFanatic · 08-04-2008, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Cheating.....GMac-ing going on!

Oh man...

Antmeister · 08-04-2008, 05:01 PM

Should I Ask SkyDog to Give me my Edit Button back?

Bad-example · 08-04-2008, 05:48 PM

The Names thread will always have a place in my heart. Wish the original still existed.

The NEW names thread (again) - Front Office Football Central

st.cronin · 08-04-2008, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Alan T

I was way too serious in that thread. I think that thread was actually really close to the time where I finally got divorced from my first disaster of a marriage.. go figure!

If I am remembering the personal details correctly, your SMU post is actually quite funny. At least, it is now.

Joe · 08-04-2008, 08:22 PM

Personal favorite: The questions of jbmagic thread

Maple Leafs · 08-04-2008, 08:56 PM

The Maximum Football thread is the "Da Vinci Code" of FOFC: Over-produced, trying way too hard, and hailed as a classic only by those who actually appeared in it.

Radii · 08-04-2008, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe

Personal favorite: The questions of jbmagic thread

I had forgotten about that one...

Firefox or Battlestar Galacta? <-- WOW, just... wow.

daedalus · 08-04-2008, 09:44 PM

i don't know if they are on here but . . .

for dynasty, i am partial to ben's bear bryant. i enjoyed the writing and storyline, the length was epic and, well, there's something to be said about a dynasty being ran and posted across 4 separate incarnations of message boards. some of QS' early dynasties could have competed but he switched to different challenges more often.

for FOF, there was an old thread by QS called "grassy knoll" in one of the previous incarnations of the board. we were still in the process of trying to figure out how various elements of the game works and had some really good discussions in there. by "we", i mean i ooh'ed and ahh'ed while the likes of QS, ez and various other brains brought up points. yay.

Izulde · 08-04-2008, 09:58 PM

I guess I'm too recent for any greatest nods.

DeToxRox · 08-04-2008, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

I guess I'm too recent for any greatest nods.

No, not at all. I dunno what the thread was titled, but the one where you were watching the sleeping girl was excellent.

daedalus · 08-04-2008, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

I guess I'm too recent for any greatest nods.

speaking for myself, i seriously thought about nominating a number of yours. i really liked them. your dynasties were just shorter than what i'd think of amongst "greatest thread" - same reason i did not include any of QS', which i followed a lot back in the days.

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Originally Posted by DeToxRox

No, not at all. I dunno what the thread was titled, but the one where you were watching the sleeping girl was excellent.

as DTR said, this one was awesome. although i have to admit that i have not pick it back up after you re-started it. (in the same way that i did not start back up on frogger's dynasty. i just have weird timing nowadays.)

korme · 08-05-2008, 07:14 PM

RIP Sometimes I feel like a threadkiller

JeeberD · 08-05-2008, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by korme

RIP Sometimes I feel like a threadkiller

You know, I've been meaning to mention that for the past couple of days and haven't gotten around to it.

Man, I miss that thread.

Crim · 08-05-2008, 10:29 PM

Because of this thread, I've just re-read the Blackjack thread. Some Grade-A funny shit in there!

Sgran · 08-06-2008, 07:02 AM

Any of the annual "Madden sucks again" threads

Ajaxab · 08-06-2008, 08:13 AM

jb's beautiful post about blackjack probably not being Quik's game is comic genius.

Subby · 08-06-2008, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe

Personal favorite: The questions of jbmagic thread

DUCKMAN BE GETTING VERY ANGRY YOU PICK ON FRIEND

Fritz · 09-22-2008, 09:12 AM

Really, has this been a problem for the past several years?

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Post 10 ftw. Post 6 is nice too. I think a bit too much Fritz in places (not that I don't appreciate Fritz, just in moderation).

DaddyTorgo · 09-22-2008, 09:26 AM

ALL HAIL THE RETURN OF FRITZ!!! MULTIPLE POSTS ON A SINGLE DAY!

08-03-2008, 03:30 PM	#53
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Was Driftwood one of HM's alter-egos? I never really noticed the screen name before I just saw it in the "Vote to allow me back" thread, and it looks like it was created right when I moved to Driftwood, TX. Eerie. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

08-03-2008, 03:32 PM	#54
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Can a child molester ever be called "hot"? KSyrup says YES! __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-03-2008, 03:41 PM	#55
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	The top dynasty of all time: Walk On: Ardent leads the Vols __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-03-2008, 11:45 PM	#64
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	One thing I had never noticed about the awkward thread: jb's first three posts, I think, clinch the idea that he is a dupe account. It really reads like somebody forgot to log out as jb and started posting as him/herself. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-04-2008, 08:52 AM	#66
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	Not even a nomination for OT: We're getting married! So disappointing. Last edited by Passacaglia : 08-04-2008 at 08:52 AM.

08-03-2008, 03:55 PM	#56
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Lies. Best dynasty ever is GodzillaBlitz's Notre Dame dynasty.

08-03-2008, 04:55 PM	#60
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	I wasn't really a big reader of X-Com myself, leaving GB's Notre Dame Dynasty and Kodos' Gatesville Dynasty as far and away my two favorite ever. I'm personally a bit partial to Gatesville but both were stellar.

08-03-2008, 06:17 PM	#63
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	japanese porn usually works like this: ok thats a little weird but kinda cool ok yeah im down with that i guess not too baHOLY GOD WHAT IS SHE DOING OH THERES NO WAY THAT SHES GOINOH MY FREAKING GOD NEVER AGAIN EVER EVER EVER

08-04-2008, 03:14 PM	#67
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I'll second that one, Pass. The way Ben overreacted was hilarious... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-04-2008, 03:36 PM	#69
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I missed that one the first time around. Pass, you are legend. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-04-2008, 03:59 PM	#71
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Damn, I never realized that I killed that thread with my shameless flirting... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-04-2008, 04:00 PM	#72
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	I think this is really a question of "What's the Second Greatest Thread in FOFC History?". The Maximum Thread cannot be topped, ever.

08-04-2008, 05:01 PM	#74
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	Should I Ask SkyDog to Give me my Edit Button back? __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

08-04-2008, 05:48 PM	#75
Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	The Names thread will always have a place in my heart. Wish the original still existed. The NEW names thread (again) - Front Office Football Central

08-04-2008, 08:22 PM	#77
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	Personal favorite: The questions of jbmagic thread

08-04-2008, 08:56 PM	#78
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	The Maximum Football thread is the "Da Vinci Code" of FOFC: Over-produced, trying way too hard, and hailed as a classic only by those who actually appeared in it. __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

08-04-2008, 09:44 PM	#80
daedalus Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000	i don't know if they are on here but . . . for dynasty, i am partial to ben's bear bryant. i enjoyed the writing and storyline, the length was epic and, well, there's something to be said about a dynasty being ran and posted across 4 separate incarnations of message boards. some of QS' early dynasties could have competed but he switched to different challenges more often. for FOF, there was an old thread by QS called "grassy knoll" in one of the previous incarnations of the board. we were still in the process of trying to figure out how various elements of the game works and had some really good discussions in there. by "we", i mean i ooh'ed and ahh'ed while the likes of QS, ez and various other brains brought up points. yay.

08-04-2008, 09:58 PM	#81
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	I guess I'm too recent for any greatest nods. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

08-05-2008, 07:14 PM	#84
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	RIP Sometimes I feel like a threadkiller

08-06-2008, 07:02 AM	#87
Sgran High School Varsity Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Budapest	Any of the annual "Madden sucks again" threads __________________ What the hell is Mike Brown diagramming for them during timeouts? Is he like the guy from "Memento" or something? Guys, I just thought of something … what if we ran a high screen for LeBron?

08-06-2008, 08:13 AM	#88
Ajaxab College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Far from home	jb's beautiful post about blackjack probably not being Quik's game is comic genius.

09-22-2008, 09:26 AM	#91
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	ALL HAIL THE RETURN OF FRITZ!!! MULTIPLE POSTS ON A SINGLE DAY!

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