Use a Line from One Movie to Sell a Different Movie - Page 2

Draft Dodger · 01-13-2016, 07:25 PM

"Gimme the keys, you fucking cocksucker"

Fifth Element

Draft Dodger · 01-13-2016, 07:26 PM

"I'll be back"

Rocky I, II, III, IV, V, Rocky Balboa & Creed

cartman · 01-13-2016, 07:26 PM

Bye, Felicia

The Long Goodbye

Draft Dodger · 01-13-2016, 07:29 PM

"Are you looking at me?"

The Truman Show

NobodyHere · 01-13-2016, 07:36 PM

Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!

Dumb and Dumber

Draft Dodger · 01-13-2016, 07:52 PM

"Wax On, Wax Off"

Showgirls

cartman · 01-13-2016, 07:58 PM

What we've got here is failure to communicate

Kramer vs. Kramer

cartman · 01-13-2016, 08:01 PM

I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.

The People vs. Larry Flynt

cartman · 01-13-2016, 08:04 PM

I know what you're thinkin'. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Senator · 01-13-2016, 08:07 PM

"Here's looking at you, kid."

The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)

stevew · 01-13-2016, 08:17 PM

You're gonna need a bigger boat

-Titanic

Suicane75 · 01-13-2016, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

"Houston, we have a problem."

The World's Biggest Gangbang 3: The Houston 620

I spent an hour trying to think of a porn one that wasn't extremely crass and would also be at least semi understandable. Kudos to you sir.

Suicane75 · 01-13-2016, 08:24 PM

"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces."

Babe

cartman · 01-13-2016, 09:11 PM

I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?

Spotlight

heybrad · 01-13-2016, 09:23 PM

If you build it, he will come.

The Money Pit

Suicane75 · 01-13-2016, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?

Spotlight

So effin wrong.

JPhillips · 01-13-2016, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Senator

"Here's looking at you, kid."

The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)

Kudos.

Dutch · 01-13-2016, 09:57 PM

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

-Taken

stevew · 01-13-2016, 10:19 PM

"No disintegrations."

Apollo 13

SackAttack · 01-13-2016, 10:26 PM

"If that plane leaves and you're not on it, you'll regret it; maybe not today, and maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life."

Airplane!

thesloppy · 01-13-2016, 10:27 PM

For the past fifteen minutes, you've been droning on about names. Toby. Toby? Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan.

....I'll just let myself out.

Brian Swartz · 01-14-2016, 04:41 AM

Some of these are hilarious, some are just downright disturbing.

Easy Mac · 01-14-2016, 09:46 AM

Who is this Hans?

Die Hard

Neon_Chaos · 01-14-2016, 10:00 AM

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

No Reservations

Neon_Chaos · 01-14-2016, 10:01 AM

"I want to play a game..."

He Got Game

Neon_Chaos · 01-14-2016, 10:02 AM

Say hello to my little friend

The Hobbit

B & B · 01-14-2016, 10:54 AM

cartman · 01-14-2016, 11:14 AM

Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Before Sunrise

revrew · 01-14-2016, 11:20 AM

"That's not a knife. ... That's a knife."

Edward Scissorhands

Julio Riddols · 01-14-2016, 01:37 PM

Donnie, you're out of your element

Magnolia

albionmoonlight · 01-14-2016, 01:41 PM

What a glorious feeling. I'm happy again!

--Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

albionmoonlight · 01-14-2016, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Senator

"Here's looking at you, kid."

The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)

This one is so good that I'm actually a little mad that they didn't use it as part of the official movie promotion.

jeff061 · 01-14-2016, 02:05 PM

"There's no crying in baseball!"

-The Sandlot

Coffee Warlord · 01-14-2016, 02:41 PM

"I told you I didn't do it."

- The Fugitive

heybrad · 01-15-2016, 01:39 PM

"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."

A Beautiful Mind

stevew · 01-15-2016, 01:44 PM

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time"

Chariots of Fire

JPhillips · 01-15-2016, 01:50 PM

It's not a tumor

Contagion

cartman · 01-15-2016, 01:50 PM

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

No Country For Old Men

B & B · 01-15-2016, 04:00 PM

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

-Boogie Nights

Logan · 01-15-2016, 05:10 PM

Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.

- Friday

cartman · 01-15-2016, 05:15 PM

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

The Italian Job

Dutch · 01-15-2016, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.

- Friday

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

The Italian Job

It's Friday, I ain't got a job, and I ain't got shit to do.

-The Italian Job

Dutch · 01-15-2016, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPhillips

It's not a tumor

Contagion

Get to tha choppa!

-Blackhawk Down

JPhillips · 01-15-2016, 05:28 PM

Jesus H. Tap dancing Christ! I have seen the light!

Sister Act

stevew · 01-15-2016, 06:19 PM

I am a Golden God!

Raiders of the Lost Ark

cartman · 01-15-2016, 06:26 PM

My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood; this is my street; this is my life. I am 42 years old; in less than a year I will be dead. Of course I don't know that yet, and in a way, I am dead already.

Better Off Dead

cartman · 01-15-2016, 06:28 PM

I want my two dollars!

A Fistful of Dollars

BYU 14 · 01-15-2016, 07:09 PM

"You're telling me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"

Angels in the outfield

stevew · 01-15-2016, 07:20 PM

Stop pointing that fucking gun at my dad!

-Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot.

Ironhead · 01-15-2016, 07:26 PM

"Please, please - We're looking for the naval base in Alameda can you tell us where the nuclear wessels are?"

The Hunt for Red October

01-13-2016, 07:26 PM	#52
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	"I'll be back" Rocky I, II, III, IV, V, Rocky Balboa & Creed __________________ Mile High Hockey

01-13-2016, 07:26 PM	#53
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Bye, Felicia The Long Goodbye __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

01-13-2016, 07:29 PM	#54
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	"Are you looking at me?" The Truman Show __________________ Mile High Hockey

01-13-2016, 07:36 PM	#55
NobodyHere Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2013	Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid! Dumb and Dumber __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

01-13-2016, 07:52 PM	#56
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	"Wax On, Wax Off" Showgirls __________________ Mile High Hockey

01-13-2016, 07:58 PM	#57
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	What we've got here is failure to communicate Kramer vs. Kramer __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint Last edited by cartman : 01-13-2016 at 07:58 PM.

01-13-2016, 08:01 PM	#58
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle. The People vs. Larry Flynt __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

01-13-2016, 08:04 PM	#59
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I know what you're thinkin'. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

01-13-2016, 08:07 PM	#60
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	"Here's looking at you, kid." The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

01-13-2016, 08:17 PM	#61
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	You're gonna need a bigger boat -Titanic Last edited by stevew : 01-13-2016 at 08:18 PM.

01-13-2016, 08:24 PM	#63
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces." Babe

01-13-2016, 09:11 PM	#64
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone? Spotlight __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

01-13-2016, 09:23 PM	#65
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	If you build it, he will come. The Money Pit

01-13-2016, 09:57 PM	#68
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	"I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it any more!" -Taken

01-13-2016, 10:19 PM	#69
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	"No disintegrations." Apollo 13

01-13-2016, 10:26 PM	#70
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	"If that plane leaves and you're not on it, you'll regret it; maybe not today, and maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life." Airplane!

01-13-2016, 10:27 PM	#71
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	For the past fifteen minutes, you've been droning on about names. Toby. Toby? Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. ....I'll just let myself out. __________________ Last edited by thesloppy : Today at 05:35 PM.

01-14-2016, 04:41 AM	#72
Brian Swartz Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2006	Some of these are hilarious, some are just downright disturbing.

01-14-2016, 09:46 AM	#73
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Who is this Hans? Die Hard

01-14-2016, 10:00 AM	#74
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. No Reservations __________________ Come and see.

01-14-2016, 10:01 AM	#75
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	"I want to play a game..." He Got Game __________________ Come and see.

01-14-2016, 10:02 AM	#76
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	Say hello to my little friend The Hobbit __________________ Come and see.

01-14-2016, 10:54 AM	#77
B & B College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo	Someone will get this stuck in their head for awhile, apologies __________________ Nobody cares about Kyle Orton because he's black. -PT

01-14-2016, 11:14 AM	#78
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Before Sunrise __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

01-14-2016, 11:20 AM	#79
revrew Team Chaplain Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Just outside Des Moines, IA	"That's not a knife. ... That's a knife." Edward Scissorhands __________________ Winner of 6 FOFC Scribe Awards, including 3 Gold Scribes Founder of the ZFL, 2004 Golden Scribe Dynasty of the Year Now bringing The Des Moines Dragons back to life, and the joke's on YOU, NFL! I came to the Crossroad. I took it. And that has made all the difference.

01-14-2016, 01:37 PM	#80
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Donnie, you're out of your element Magnolia __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

01-14-2016, 01:41 PM	#81
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	What a glorious feeling. I'm happy again! --Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

01-14-2016, 02:05 PM	#83
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	"There's no crying in baseball!" -The Sandlot __________________

01-14-2016, 02:41 PM	#84
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	"I told you I didn't do it." - The Fugitive

01-15-2016, 01:39 PM	#85
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." A Beautiful Mind

01-15-2016, 01:44 PM	#86
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	"I live my life a quarter mile at a time" Chariots of Fire

01-15-2016, 01:50 PM	#87
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	It's not a tumor Contagion __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers

01-15-2016, 04:00 PM	#89
B & B College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo	Have you ever seen a grown man naked? -Boogie Nights __________________ Nobody cares about Kyle Orton because he's black. -PT

01-15-2016, 05:10 PM	#90
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight. - Friday

01-15-2016, 05:15 PM	#91
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. The Italian Job __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint