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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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This one may have already been mentioned, but I just saw the episode where Bart creates a fictional love interest/pen pal for Crabapple, and then sets up a dinner meeting at which, of course, the love interest never shows and Crabapple starts crying. And Bart says, "I can't help but feel like I'm partly to blame."
I've seen that one a hundred times, but that really cracked me up this time for some reason.
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02-05-2003, 10:11 AM
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There was a great new one liner from Ralph Wiggum Sunday... the same episode w/ Otto and the pot, anyone remember it? I can't believe i forgot :/
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02-05-2003, 10:23 AM
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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It was when Marge sprayed Ralph with pepper spray.
It was something like: Even my buggers taste spicy. Todd
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02-05-2003, 10:27 AM
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god bless you henry296
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02-05-2003, 02:36 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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"It's like the square root of a million....no one will ever know."
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02-05-2003, 02:41 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Chicago, Ill
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One from a couple weeks back:
Bart: "I'm so glad you're ok Dad!" Homer: "So am I son, it is every parent's dream to outlive their children" Neuqua
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02-05-2003, 05:15 PM
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Awaiting Further Instructions...
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Macungie, PA
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Saxamaphone.
-Homer
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02-05-2003, 11:17 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Mad City, WI
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Why the hell am I listed as a "guest" in my post from 4/12 on the first page?
Easy mac and Airhog are as well. Last edited by Craptacular : 02-05-2003 at 11:19 PM. |
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