Friday Meaningless Fun Thread - Page 2

illinifan999 · 07-12-2003, 10:51 AM

And right now we need a Fritz, Marmel answer if this wants to go on.

tucker342 · 07-12-2003, 10:06 PM

Okay, I guess that question was a little bit wrong, so here's a new one.

1. Have sex with Cathrine Zeta Jones
2. Have sex with Jennifer Lopez

That should be a little less painful

bbor · 07-12-2003, 10:13 PM

J-Lo..I'm all about her Ass

1.Corndog in the peehole
2.Baggy full of fart

I've seen this question somewhere before...i just can't remember where????

bbor · 07-12-2003, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Swaggs
1. Be trapped in a 5 x 5 room with bbor and a pot of chili.

My wife would'nt pick this option either

Swaggs....i nearly died laughing when i read this

Swaggs · 07-12-2003, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bbor
J-Lo..I'm all about her Ass

1.Corndog in the peehole
2.Baggy full of fart

I've seen this question somewhere before...i just can't remember where????

I almost put this for my last one, but I didn't think enough people would get it.

tucker342 · 07-13-2003, 12:40 AM

What the fuck are you talking about bbor?

bbor · 07-13-2003, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tucker342
What the fuck are you talking about bbor?

Check the QOTM .....it's done by Tobias...god of the inane

JeeberD · 07-13-2003, 12:49 AM

Sometimes at night, the ice weasles come

WSUCougar · 07-13-2003, 10:57 PM

1. Kirby Puckett
2. Turducken

Schmidty · 07-14-2003, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bbor
1.Corndog in the peehole
2.Baggy full of fart

1. I love corn-holes.

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1. Live in the 1500's as a prosperous, dashing, and famous pirate.

2. Live in the 1500's as an honorable, wealthy, and feared samurai.

Wolfpack · 07-14-2003, 09:34 AM

2--I'm a good guy for the most part...besides, pirates (see Edward Teach) typically meet an untimely end.

Choices:

1) Appearing on the sixth floor of the Texas Schoolbook Depository in Dallas, Texas on November 22, 1963 to stop (or witness, depending on how macabre you are) Oswald's assasination of Kennedy

2) Appearing near the Presidential Booth at Ford's Theater on April 14, 1865 to stop (or witness) Booth's assasination of Lincoln

WSUCougar · 07-14-2003, 10:29 AM

2) Appearing near the Presidential Booth at Ford's Theater on April 14, 1865 to stop Booth's assasination of Lincoln

The implications of this one are staggering. It would be fascinating to see how our country emerged from Reconstruction under Lincoln's guidance.

= = = = =

1. Have an encounter involving communication with a ghost/spirit.
2. Have an encounter involving communication with an extraterrestrial.

Coffee Warlord · 07-14-2003, 11:11 AM

#2. I want to know, dammit. I look up there all the time.

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1) Be abducted by aliens and taught advance technological/evolutionary tricks far beyond current Earth technology/biology, and then be returned to Earth to do as you will.

2) Same as above, but instead of being returned to Earth, be given a starship/crew and travel the universe.

Wolfpack · 07-14-2003, 02:07 PM

1...it'd be hard never to return home (unless 2 does allow for return visits from time to time...)

1) To bring a Founding Father forward to the 21st Century for a brief amount of time to show him what the United States has become and find out his reaction to it (once he goes back, he forgets all he sees, so no use asking him if it's what he meant to have happen and have him change it)

2) To go back to the time of the nation's founding and talk to same Founding Father to see what he really meant by certain things that we are only interpreting today (you do get to retain this knowledge when you return, but don't be surprised if others don't believe you)

Vince · 07-14-2003, 02:15 PM

Great set...I'd go with 2.

1) Your Football team gets a 21 year old Joe Montana as their new QB.

2) Your Football team gets a 21 year old Dan Marino as their new QB.

Swaggs · 07-14-2003, 02:36 PM

I'll take Montana...he knows how to win.

1.) Attend any Superbowl in NFL history.
2.) Attend any World Series in MLB history.

(which one?)

JeeberD · 07-14-2003, 02:54 PM

1 - The Super Bowl is much more interesting than the World Series

1. Have had Homer Simpson be your father growing up.
2. Have had Archie Bunker be your father growing up.

Wolfpack · 07-14-2003, 03:01 PM

Gotta be (1). (Then again, I grew up after Archie was big on TV, so I may be age-biased)

1) Go back to 1974 and witness NC State and Maryland in the ACC championship game ("Greatest Game Ever Played" I)

2) Go back to 1992 and witness Duke and Kentucky in the East Regional final ("Greatest Game Ever Played" II)

WSUCougar · 07-14-2003, 03:14 PM

I'll go with #1, since I did get to see the latter on TV.

= = = = =

1. Live out your days on a tropical island with one person of your choice and no further contact with civilization, but with all your basic needs met (food, water, shelter)

2. Continue your life as you have it now.

EagleFan · 07-14-2003, 03:20 PM

It would have to be 2. It would be easy to get tired of that other person, no matter who it is, and at that point what are you stuck with.

1 - Be a fly on the wall a few years ago to see what really happened with OJ's ex wife.

2 - Be a fly on the wall to see what really happened with Amelia Airhart (sp?).

Wolfpack · 07-14-2003, 03:49 PM

(2)...unless you still believe OJ is looking for the killer during his occassional rounds of golf

1) Spend a game playing major league ball at Wrigley

2) Spend a game playing major league ball at Fenway

Swaggs · 07-14-2003, 04:08 PM

I'd pick Fenway...they are both good choices, but I think that greater players have played with the Sox over history and that would be my deciding factor.

1.) $500,000
2.) Dinner and evening with any one loved one that has passed away.

EagleFan · 07-14-2003, 04:18 PM

1, but we're going through financial trouble so that's a tainted response.

1 - Getting selected to be on Survivor.

2 - Getting selected for the Amazing Race.

Schmidty · 07-14-2003, 04:19 PM

1. $500,000
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1. Discover the cure for cancer

2. Discover the means to extend life spans to 300+ years.

WSUCougar · 07-14-2003, 04:21 PM

I'd pick #1 - the cure for cancer is my ultimate "what I would wish for" thing.

= = = = =

1. The ability to select your dreams (i.e., determine what you will dream about in advance), but not control your actions once they start.

2. The ability to act fully in your dreams, but not select what they are about.

JeeberD · 07-14-2003, 04:36 PM

2, easy. I'm gonna have dirty dreams about Britney Spears and Christian Aguilara anyways, so I would love to be able to control what I do to them...

1. Be the most handsome man alive.
2. Be the wealthiest man alive.

tucker342 · 07-14-2003, 06:08 PM

1, cause if you have good looks, you could be a model or something, and make lots of money that way

1. You have the ability to slow down time
2. you have the ability to fly

Wolfpack · 07-15-2003, 09:34 AM

I'll pick (2), if only because it's hard to know what the ground rules are for (1), i.e. does this mean that anything you have contact with slows to your frame of reference, or is it just you and the clothes you wear? Admittedly (1) has always been a curious fantasy of mine anyway.

Choices (let's get all Star Trek with this one):

(1) You have your very own "holodeck"

(2) You have your very own transporter

Coffee Warlord · 07-15-2003, 09:41 AM

1) HOLODECK! - The greatest, and last, invention of humanity.

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To continue the supernatural...

1) To be able to control animals (ie make any animal do what you want by will alone)

2) To be able to control the weather. (straightforward)

WSUCougar · 07-15-2003, 10:57 AM

1. Call me Dr. WSUCougardoolittle

= = = = =

1. Have a one-night affair with the person of your choice, but your spouse or significant other gets one too (full disclosure)

2. Have a 100% secret, one-night affair with the person of your choice, of which your spouse or significant other is completely unaware forever (you just have to live with it).

07-12-2003, 10:13 PM	#53
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	J-Lo..I'm all about her Ass 1.Corndog in the peehole 2.Baggy full of fart I've seen this question somewhere before...i just can't remember where???? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

07-13-2003, 12:49 AM	#58
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Sometimes at night, the ice weasles come __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-13-2003, 10:57 PM	#59
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	1. Kirby Puckett 2. Turducken __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

07-14-2003, 10:29 AM	#62
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	2) Appearing near the Presidential Booth at Ford's Theater on April 14, 1865 to stop Booth's assasination of Lincoln The implications of this one are staggering. It would be fascinating to see how our country emerged from Reconstruction under Lincoln's guidance. = = = = = 1. Have an encounter involving communication with a ghost/spirit. 2. Have an encounter involving communication with an extraterrestrial. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

07-14-2003, 02:15 PM	#65
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	Great set...I'd go with 2. 1) Your Football team gets a 21 year old Joe Montana as their new QB. 2) Your Football team gets a 21 year old Dan Marino as their new QB. __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com.

07-12-2003, 10:06 PM	#52
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	Okay, I guess that question was a little bit wrong, so here's a new one. 1. Have sex with Cathrine Zeta Jones 2. Have sex with Jennifer Lopez That should be a little less painful

07-13-2003, 12:40 AM	#56
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	What the fuck are you talking about bbor?

07-14-2003, 09:34 AM	#61
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	2--I'm a good guy for the most part...besides, pirates (see Edward Teach) typically meet an untimely end. Choices: 1) Appearing on the sixth floor of the Texas Schoolbook Depository in Dallas, Texas on November 22, 1963 to stop (or witness, depending on how macabre you are) Oswald's assasination of Kennedy 2) Appearing near the Presidential Booth at Ford's Theater on April 14, 1865 to stop (or witness) Booth's assasination of Lincoln

07-14-2003, 11:11 AM	#63
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	#2. I want to know, dammit. I look up there all the time. -- 1) Be abducted by aliens and taught advance technological/evolutionary tricks far beyond current Earth technology/biology, and then be returned to Earth to do as you will. 2) Same as above, but instead of being returned to Earth, be given a starship/crew and travel the universe.

07-14-2003, 02:07 PM	#64
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	1...it'd be hard never to return home (unless 2 does allow for return visits from time to time...) 1) To bring a Founding Father forward to the 21st Century for a brief amount of time to show him what the United States has become and find out his reaction to it (once he goes back, he forgets all he sees, so no use asking him if it's what he meant to have happen and have him change it) 2) To go back to the time of the nation's founding and talk to same Founding Father to see what he really meant by certain things that we are only interpreting today (you do get to retain this knowledge when you return, but don't be surprised if others don't believe you)

07-14-2003, 02:36 PM	#66
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I'll take Montana...he knows how to win. 1.) Attend any Superbowl in NFL history. 2.) Attend any World Series in MLB history. (which one?) __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

07-14-2003, 02:54 PM	#67
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	1 - The Super Bowl is much more interesting than the World Series 1. Have had Homer Simpson be your father growing up. 2. Have had Archie Bunker be your father growing up. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-14-2003, 03:01 PM	#68
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	Gotta be (1). (Then again, I grew up after Archie was big on TV, so I may be age-biased) 1) Go back to 1974 and witness NC State and Maryland in the ACC championship game ("Greatest Game Ever Played" I) 2) Go back to 1992 and witness Duke and Kentucky in the East Regional final ("Greatest Game Ever Played" II)

07-14-2003, 03:14 PM	#69
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I'll go with #1, since I did get to see the latter on TV. = = = = = 1. Live out your days on a tropical island with one person of your choice and no further contact with civilization, but with all your basic needs met (food, water, shelter) 2. Continue your life as you have it now. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

07-14-2003, 03:20 PM	#70
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	It would have to be 2. It would be easy to get tired of that other person, no matter who it is, and at that point what are you stuck with. 1 - Be a fly on the wall a few years ago to see what really happened with OJ's ex wife. 2 - Be a fly on the wall to see what really happened with Amelia Airhart (sp?). __________________ The EagleFan YouTube Channel - Reactions Soarin' & Scratchin' YouTube Channel - We react to music, videos, TV, we talk, we are planning some field trips Soarin' & Soothin' - Meditation, Relaxation, and Sleep Aid; mental health is important

07-14-2003, 03:49 PM	#71
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	(2)...unless you still believe OJ is looking for the killer during his occassional rounds of golf 1) Spend a game playing major league ball at Wrigley 2) Spend a game playing major league ball at Fenway

07-14-2003, 04:08 PM	#72
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I'd pick Fenway...they are both good choices, but I think that greater players have played with the Sox over history and that would be my deciding factor. 1.) $500,000 2.) Dinner and evening with any one loved one that has passed away. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

07-14-2003, 04:18 PM	#73
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	1, but we're going through financial trouble so that's a tainted response. 1 - Getting selected to be on Survivor. 2 - Getting selected for the Amazing Race. __________________ The EagleFan YouTube Channel - Reactions Soarin' & Scratchin' YouTube Channel - We react to music, videos, TV, we talk, we are planning some field trips Soarin' & Soothin' - Meditation, Relaxation, and Sleep Aid; mental health is important

07-14-2003, 04:19 PM	#74
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	1. $500,000 ----------------------- 1. Discover the cure for cancer 2. Discover the means to extend life spans to 300+ years. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

07-14-2003, 04:21 PM	#75
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I'd pick #1 - the cure for cancer is my ultimate "what I would wish for" thing. = = = = = 1. The ability to select your dreams (i.e., determine what you will dream about in advance), but not control your actions once they start. 2. The ability to act fully in your dreams, but not select what they are about. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage. Last edited by WSUCougar : 07-14-2003 at 04:23 PM.

07-14-2003, 04:36 PM	#76
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	2, easy. I'm gonna have dirty dreams about Britney Spears and Christian Aguilara anyways, so I would love to be able to control what I do to them... 1. Be the most handsome man alive. 2. Be the wealthiest man alive. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-14-2003, 06:08 PM	#77
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	1, cause if you have good looks, you could be a model or something, and make lots of money that way 1. You have the ability to slow down time 2. you have the ability to fly

07-15-2003, 09:34 AM	#78
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	I'll pick (2), if only because it's hard to know what the ground rules are for (1), i.e. does this mean that anything you have contact with slows to your frame of reference, or is it just you and the clothes you wear? Admittedly (1) has always been a curious fantasy of mine anyway. Choices (let's get all Star Trek with this one): (1) You have your very own "holodeck" (2) You have your very own transporter

07-15-2003, 09:41 AM	#79
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	1) HOLODECK! - The greatest, and last, invention of humanity. -- To continue the supernatural... 1) To be able to control animals (ie make any animal do what you want by will alone) 2) To be able to control the weather. (straightforward)

07-15-2003, 10:57 AM	#80
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	1. Call me Dr. WSUCougardoolittle = = = = = 1. Have a one-night affair with the person of your choice, but your spouse or significant other gets one too (full disclosure) 2. Have a 100% secret, one-night affair with the person of your choice, of which your spouse or significant other is completely unaware forever (you just have to live with it). __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

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