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Old 08-10-2005, 03:21 PM   #51
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Yes. But who do you think of when you hear that song? Me, struttin' my stuff down the street.

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No actually I think of 3 guys who shrill like banshees.

Ha, you just got moded (is this 80's slang in California only?)

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Old 08-10-2005, 03:22 PM   #52
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I'm starting to think they ARE the parody threads. Although no one has explained to me what people post about in those threads. These can't be eyewitness accounts, can they?
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:22 PM   #53
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John, how could you be so fortunate to get Kelly Preston? I mean look at you.

The only thing that looks good on me is Kelly.
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:23 PM   #54
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I think it would be sheer genius if Jim snuck in here under an alias and posted the actual game release news.
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:23 PM   #55
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How about kick ass video games? Any thoughts on those?
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:23 PM   #56
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:23 PM   #57
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I think it would be sheer genius if Jim snuck in here under an alias and posted the actual game release news.

Here comes that "Sollecismic" person.......
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:24 PM   #58
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:25 PM   #59
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I enjoy the brests of all your wives.
What are you, French?
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:26 PM   #60
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I enjoy the brests of all your wives.

You enjoy Belgium?
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:26 PM   #61
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True or false...you know more secrets to the universe than Tom Cruise.
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:27 PM   #62
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True or false...you know more secrets to the universe than Tom Cruise.
Thats umpossible.
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:27 PM   #63
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True or false...Tom Cruise likes scat-burgers
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:28 PM   #64
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Inconceivable.
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:28 PM   #65
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Maybe Tom Cruise is a Werewolf?
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:30 PM   #66
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Maybe Tom Cruise is a Werewolf?

Maybe we're all werewolves.
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:30 PM   #67
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Maybe Tom Cruise is a Werewolf?

do they have gay werewolves?
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:32 PM   #68
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do they have gay werewolves?

In Xanadu, WI they do.
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:32 PM   #69
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do they have gay werewolves?


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Old 08-10-2005, 03:32 PM   #70
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True or false...you know more secrets to the universe than Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise is wise, but is not as wise as me. It's true. It's true.
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:33 PM   #71
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No No No those are bi-sexual badgers.

Apparently there are gay werewolves
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:33 PM   #72
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That looks curiously like a ST:TNG uniform. Is that Geordi devolving?!?
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:36 PM   #73
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this is proving quite educational.

Watch your cornholes, werewolf players.
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:37 PM   #74
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Are they playing werewolves, or playing with werewolves?
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:38 PM   #75
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Are they playing werewolves, or playing with werewolves?
I think it's an exercise in McCarthyism.
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:38 PM   #76
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You gotta bite me.

Werewolf!! Werewolf!! Cougar's a werewolf!!

VOTE WSUCougar!
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:39 PM   #77
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So being outed as a gay werewolf is a double whammy?
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:41 PM   #78
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I haven't announced my candidacy yet, Buzz. You leaked it! Henceforth, you will be called "Deep Throat" of the Flaming Vagina Faction.
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:42 PM   #79
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So being outed as a gay werewolf is a double whammy?
I think they sort of cancel themselves out. Like Randy Moss and Al Davis.
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:42 PM   #80
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I bet you female werewolves have meaty beef curtains. I'll bet you a sandwich.
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:43 PM   #81
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So being outed as a gay werewolf is a double whammy?

they always win. I mean would you have the heart to lynch a super hairy Richard Simmons?
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:44 PM   #82
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That'd be a good band name. The Meaty Beef Curtains. Or how about the Mighty Meaty Beef Curtains?
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:44 PM   #83
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I bet you female werewolves have meaty beef curtains. I'll bet you a sandwich.


Ok, you shouldn't be thinking about that.
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:44 PM   #84
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That'd be a good band name. The Meaty Beef Curtains. Or how about the Mighty Meaty Beef Curtains?

not The Gay Werewolves?
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Old 08-10-2005, 04:05 PM   #85
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you know, HOMO could be an intersting game. Instead of outing the werewolf you have to out the homo's before they give everyone an std.
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Old 08-10-2005, 04:08 PM   #86
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you know, HOMO could be an intersting game. Instead of outing the werewolf you have to out the homo's before they give everyone an std.

you are not thinking back to your youth are you?
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