PING: Trolls...

[saldana]

Originally Posted by SkyDog

There's a level in between being serious and only kidding: lighthearted teasing (which is what was intended...)

thats why i was gonna use a pencil.....even though that would scratch my screen pretty badly

[Ben E Lou]

Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

I don't know about those, but if you trolls wanted to pop up in any of the 68,000 threads talking about Georgia, that would be a-OK.

Nah. I'd ban them if they did that.

[saldana]

dola, that would be a pretty funny game though....if i gave every player an actual FOFCer that they had to role play....

"your role is: Blade6119 - you must make more posts than everyone else in the game, even if they are entirely meaningless, and you must offend and piss off at least 3 people, making one want to quit entirely before day 3 or you will be banned"

[JeeberD]

I would SO want to be a part of that game!

[saldana]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

I would SO want to be a part of that game!

'your role is JeeberD - you will have an important part in the game, say very little, and then get banned at a critical point in the game for posting pictures of tubgirl"

[Eaglesfan27]

Originally Posted by saldana

dola, that would be a pretty funny game though....if i gave every player an actual FOFCer that they had to role play....

"your role is: Blade6119 - you must make more posts than everyone else in the game, even if they are entirely meaningless, and you must offend and piss off at least 3 people, making one want to quit entirely before day 3 or you will be banned"

Blade has perfected that role.

[Passacaglia]

I don't get it, then. How is it a joke? I mean, I knew you were saying it tongue-in-cheek before, but I still don't get the joke.

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by saldana

'your role is JeeberD - you will have an important part in the game, say very little, and then get banned at a critical point in the game for posting pictures of tubgirl"

Both times I've gotten boxed I was also playing a WW game, so getting boxed would have to be a requirement!

Oh, and I was saying as much in that last game as I did in my previous WW games. I'm just not as verbose as some when it comes to WW...

[Ben E Lou]

Originally Posted by saldana

'your role is JeeberD - you will have an important part in the game, say very little, and then get banned at a critical point in the game for posting pictures of tubgirl"

...but the king of posts would need to say very MUCH, wouldn't he?

[Butter]

Originally Posted by SkyDog

Nah. I'd ban them if they did that.

Damn you, SkyDog!

SkyyyyyyyyyyyDooooooooooog!!!!! *shakes fists at sky*

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

I don't get it, then. How is it a joke? I mean, I knew you were saying it tongue-in-cheek before, but I still don't get the joke.

Troll

[saldana]

i have to stop before i really do piss someone off....

"your role is: schmidty - every time blade posts something referring to you, you must get pissed off and rip into him in the thread...the more profanity the better"

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by SkyDog

...but the king of posts would need to say very MUCH, wouldn't he?

I always get accused of trying to fly under the radar during WW games because I don't post a ton in the games...

[gottimd]

Originally Posted by saldana

i have to stop before i really do piss someone off....

"your role is: schmidty - every time blade posts something referring to you, you must get pissed off and rip into him in the thread...the more profanity the better"

These are actually quite interesting and funny.

[Alan T]

Originally Posted by gottimd

These are actually quite interesting and funny.

lol I agree

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by saldana

i have to stop before i really do piss someone off....

"your role is: schmidty - every time blade posts something referring to you, you must get pissed off and rip into him in the thread...the more profanity the better"

More please

[saldana]

Originally Posted by Alan T

lol I agree

"your role is Alan T - you will spend the entire game kissing blades ass and making his ego grow with every post. your own posts will have absolutely no original content, and simply be reiterations of everything blade says"

[saldana]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

More please

"your role is Desnudo - you are ALWAYS a very quiet player whose vote ALWAYS come at the last second. the only reason people dont lynch you on the first day is so you will post that little white chart with the color dots, otherwise, you have no purpose"

[SnDvls]

Originally Posted by saldana

dola, that would be a pretty funny game though....if i gave every player an actual FOFCer that they had to role play....

"your role is: Blade6119 - you must make more posts than everyone else in the game, even if they are entirely meaningless, and you must offend and piss off at least 3 people, making one want to quit entirely before day 3 or you will be banned"

no offense Blade, but this was damn funny. Good post Sal

[SnDvls]

dola - in case I forget

Vote SkyDog

[saldana]

and of course

"your role is Saldana - you possess a 200 IQ and are easily the smartest person in the game. everyone else realizes this and you will be lynched for absolutely no reason sometime early in the game, which your team will then lose because of your absence."

why do i feel like Jim Carrey in the boardroom scene from Liar, Liar?

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by saldana

"your role is Desnudo - you are ALWAYS a very quiet player whose vote ALWAYS come at the last second. the only reason people dont lynch you on the first day is so you will post that little white chart with the color dots, otherwise, you have no purpose"

Haha, well I asked for it.

[saldana]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Haha, well I asked for it.

sorry, but you did ask

[Poli]

Skydog would get lynched on Day One. No doubt about it.

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by saldana

and of course

"your role is Saldana - you possess a 200 IQ and are easily the smartest person in the game. everyone else realizes this and you will be lynched for absolutely no reason sometime early in the game, which your team will then lose because of your absence."

why do i feel like Jim Carrey in the boardroom scene from Liar, Liar?

Rather you mean:

"Your role is Saldana- You're an occasional poster who makes witty jokes about frequent posters, we'll call them "Elitists", until you go one too far and offend someone. You haven't been heard from since..."

"I Remember Larry" - Weird Al
(One of my favorite "demented" Weird Al songs- doesn't top "The Night Santa Went Crazy" but is quite fun in a dark and creepy sort of way, particularly the italicized verse which is pretty creepy in the fast, upbeat music)

Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door
Well, he always was the neighborhood clown
Like the time he took my pants off and he took those color pictures
And posted copies all over town
Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn
Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight 'till dawn
What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair
'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo
And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap
And filled my toothpaste tube with glue
All those wedgies he gave, all those shoestrings he tied
All those brownies he made with the Ex-lax inside
Oh Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

You know I couldn't help but laugh
Even though he treated me like slime
Remember when he cut my car in half?
Well, he really got me good that time!

Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's house
Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag
Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest
And stuffed him in a big plastic bag
If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say
But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today
He would have to agree with me it was a pretty good gag

Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
No matter how I try

Oh, I remember Larry...

SI

[Blade6119]

Originally Posted by saldana

dola, that would be a pretty funny game though....if i gave every player an actual FOFCer that they had to role play....

"your role is: Blade6119 - you must make more posts than everyone else in the game, even if they are entirely meaningless, and you must offend and piss off at least 3 people, making one want to quit entirely before day 3 or you will be banned"

While i do actually take this personally, and dont really enjoy your comment as i dont think ive ever made such a one about you, i can say that an FOFC member game has been heavily discussed, and it if it does go from drawing board to fruition it would most likely be invite only.

[rkmsuf]

take your little werewolf humor and bickering to the werewolf thread


any of them

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by Blade6119

While i do actually take this personally, and dont really enjoy your comment as i dont think ive ever made such a one about you,

Where's SD and his "Lighten up, Francis" pic when we need it?

[Blade6119]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Where's SD and his "Lighten up, Francis" pic when we need it?

I would normally agree...but then i make the same kind of comments(last game for certain) and everyone calls me an asshole and elitist...i hate hyposcrisy

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

take your little werewolf humor and bickering to the werewolf thread


any of them

You need room for more Heaven Pacific pizza screwing jokes?

[hoopsguy]

Saldana, I was planning on doing this exact idea as part of my next game. But now it will probably be less funny since people will think I'm ripping off your idea here

I don't think I would have gone random with those either ... would have assigned someone like Sir Fozzie to play the role of Blade But would have probably let the player assigned the role free-form with it while asking people not to be so over-the-top as to start more FOFC WW infighting.

I think Dubb deserves a description from you as well.

Maybe this should be its own thread, as we are now thread-jacking a trolls call-out. Or we could go the other way, in true werewolf fashion, and bump this post up to 1,500 posts in the next week.

[Eaglesfan27]

Originally Posted by gottimd

These are actually quite interesting and funny.

I agree. Of course, you know what they say about every joke...

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

I agree. Of course, you know what they say about every joke...

Blade will get upset?

[sterlingice]

I'm sure it's all cute and fun until you're the one getting roasted and take it personally...

SI

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

You need room for more Heaven Pacific pizza screwing jokes?

I need room to think, to create. Werewolves distract me.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by sterlingice

I'm sure it's all cute and fun until you're the one getting roasted and take it personally...

SI

take out the correct syntax and punctuation and you're jbmagic.

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I need room to think, to create. Werewolves distract me.

So the Troll thread is your muse?

[saldana]

Originally Posted by hoopsguy

Saldana, I was planning on doing this exact idea as part of my next game. But now it will probably be less funny since people will think I'm ripping off your idea here

I don't think I would have gone random with those either ... would have assigned someone like Sir Fozzie to play the role of Blade But would have probably let the player assigned the role free-form with it while asking people not to be so over-the-top as to start more FOFC WW infighting.

I think Dubb deserves a description from you as well.

Maybe this should be its own thread, as we are now thread-jacking a trolls call-out. Or we could go the other way, in true werewolf fashion, and bump this post up to 1,500 posts in the next week.

Hoops, i just started firing these off the cuff. If you are gonna do this game, Please do, just make sure i get to play, as i think it will be a friggin classic! Plus, since i deeply offended blade, he probably wont play in any more of my games, and it wouldnt be and FOFC game with out him.

and i vote for continuing to jack this thread

"your role is dubb93 - as a highly gifted player, no one will ever believe anything you say, and will be suspected of being a wolf in every single game. as a result of all this suspicion, you will get pissed off and quit, only to come back again, get pissed off and quit, rinse, repeat, so on and so forth. you also hang your head in shame at your greatest defeat at the hands of the brilliant saldana, who is still laughing about tricking everyone into killing you"

[Schmidty]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Which goes to show you know nothing about what you're typing. You've obviously never spent any time north of Orlando, or on the east coast north of West Palm Beach to Jax.

Yeah. I live in a tiny town at the edge of Polk and Osceola county for almost 9 years, and I can definitely say that parts of Florida can be considered "The South".

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

So the Troll thread is your muse?

No, I'm just trying to prevent further werewolf infestation.


*Feels like Santa Clara around here only with werewolves.





*bonus points if you get the reference

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

No, I'm just trying to prevent further werewolf infestation.


Feels like Santa Clara around here only with werewolves.

Maybe you should try one. You never know, you might like it. All the thrills of posting at FOFC, but in werewolf form.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Maybe you should try one. You never know, you might like it. All the thrills of posting at FOFC, but in werewolf form.

You werewolves are very persuasive. The lure of the animal. Some might call it kovorka.

[JeeberD]

Hey Smurfie, I think you need to check out this band. They're right up your alley!

http://www.americanwerewolfacademy.com

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

You werewolves are very persuasive. The lure of the animal. Some might call it kovorka.

It's not quite as fun as shooting bottles over and over, and over, but it passes the time.

[Schmidty]

Originally Posted by saldana

i have to stop before i really do piss someone off....

"your role is: schmidty - every time blade posts something referring to you, you must get pissed off and rip into him in the thread...the more profanity the better"

Hey! That's me!!!!!

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

It's not quite as fun as shooting bottles over and over, and over, but it passes the time.

good one. the happiest day of my life was when somebody killed me one night.

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

No, I'm just trying to prevent further werewolf infestation.


*Feels like Santa Clara around here only with werewolves.





*bonus points if you get the reference

Lost Boys?

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Lost Boys?

I'm standing here beside myself impressed.

Good work.

[cartman]

I'll take care of any trolls. I read a manual on how to do it:

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

No, I'm just trying to prevent further werewolf infestation.


*Feels like Santa Clara around here only with werewolves.





*bonus points if you get the reference

Oh, c'mon, that was easy. They show that at least once a month on TNT, if you stay up after midnight.

SI