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Old 03-15-2006, 09:45 AM   #51
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Dolphins | Culpepper travels to Miami
Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:25:38 -0800

Jay Glazer of FOXSports.com, reports the newly aquired Dante Culpepper flew to Miami with a female companion last night. Unnamed sources are saying that Culpepper had a hearty steak dinner upon arrival and then the woman preceded to blow him.
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Old 03-15-2006, 10:18 AM   #52
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Old 03-15-2006, 10:36 AM   #53
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well, I know you didnt get a bj, so what kind of steak was it?



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Old 03-13-2007, 03:09 PM   #54
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Subby's thread meant it was time to bump this thread.
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Old 03-13-2007, 03:15 PM   #55
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And now I get SkyDog's reference. Do you guys have this in your calendars or something?
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Old 03-13-2007, 03:17 PM   #56
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And now I get SkyDog's reference. Do you guys have this in your calendars or something?

I had to IM SkyDog and ask what the heck he was talking about. It reminded me that there was a thread, so I did a search for it.

It's a month after Valentine's day, so if you remember that I can see how it would trigger in your mind when someone starts a thread about Steak on the 13th - but I didn't remember.
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Old 03-13-2007, 03:20 PM   #57
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Old 03-13-2007, 03:21 PM   #58
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Shorty got his first bj while posting at FOFC and eating steak. Beat that.
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Old 03-13-2007, 03:22 PM   #59
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Just fyi guys - don't forget that you don't actually have to GIVE someone a blowjob to get a steak tomorrow. It doesn't actually work that way...

*looks at jeeber*
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Old 03-13-2007, 04:17 PM   #60
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If you give a dead cow a blowjob, does that mean you're a Patriot?
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Old 03-13-2007, 05:21 PM   #61
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Just fyi guys - don't forget that you don't actually have to GIVE someone a blowjob to get a steak tomorrow. It doesn't actually work that way...

*looks at jeeber*

:o



I actually reminded the wife about this last week. Last night she was asking me what kind of steak I wanted, so hopefully she won't conveniently forget...
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Old 03-13-2007, 05:40 PM   #62
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And now I get SkyDog's reference. Do you guys have this in your calendars or something?


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Old 03-13-2007, 07:54 PM   #63
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March 14th: Steak and BJ Day

There appears to be some debate over exactly which day this "holiday" is, but I've always heard March 14th, to be one month later than Valentine's Day, which is for the ladies.

Anyway, men, March 14th. Steak and blowjobs. Make it happen.
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Old 03-13-2007, 08:23 PM   #64
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Well fuck, the wife and I just got into a big argument...my fault, of course.

Looks like my holiday is probably down the tubes.
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Old 03-13-2007, 08:27 PM   #65
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Well fuck, the wife and I just got into a big argument...my fault, of course.

Looks like my holiday is probably down the tubes.

Ummmm ... if you get into a fight before Valentine's Day, are you excused from getting flowers? I think not.
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Old 03-13-2007, 08:51 PM   #66
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this thread deserves a better title.
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Old 03-13-2007, 09:02 PM   #67
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And now I get SkyDog's reference. Do you guys have this in your calendars or something?

I subscribe to calendars offered by Apple on their website. I think its part of the Christian Holidays one or something like that.
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Old 03-14-2007, 01:20 PM   #68
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I'm trying to celebrate, but the wife is holding out for cheesecake and pink taco munching first. Where's the love?
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Old 03-14-2007, 05:56 PM   #69
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Ummmm ... if you get into a fight before Valentine's Day, are you excused from getting flowers? I think not.


This morning she asked me again what kind of steak I wanted, and asked me to stop by the store on my way home from work to pick it up. Guess life might be good after all...
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Old 03-14-2007, 06:37 PM   #70
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<-- just had steak.
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Old 03-14-2007, 06:49 PM   #71
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I'm trying to celebrate, but the wife is holding out for cheesecake and pink taco munching first. Where's the love?

And the problem here is....
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Old 03-14-2008, 07:43 AM   #72
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So it's THAT day again, and if the little lady is not as receptive as you might like, just remind her that what comes around goes around...because today is also Pi Day!
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Old 03-14-2008, 11:26 AM   #73
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i'm going out to eat with a bunch of vegetarian guys today

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Old 03-14-2008, 11:27 AM   #74
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i'm going out to eat with a bunch of vegetarian guys today

i don't think i'm going to succeed

they might blow you and then you can get the steak later
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Old 03-14-2008, 11:27 AM   #75
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i'm going out to eat with a bunch of vegetarian guys today

i don't think i'm going to succeed

So you want a steak and BJ from the guys?
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Old 03-14-2008, 11:31 AM   #76
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Old 03-14-2008, 11:32 AM   #77
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Old 03-14-2008, 11:33 AM   #78
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What is this "BJ" you guys speak of?
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Old 03-14-2008, 11:36 AM   #79
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they might blow you and then you can get the steak later

The vegetarians have to get their protein somehow.
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Old 03-14-2008, 12:15 PM   #80
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don't tease me like that.
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Old 03-14-2008, 12:37 PM   #81
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What is this "BJ" you guys speak of?

it's a guy thing. you wouldn't understand
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Old 03-14-2008, 12:39 PM   #82
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What is this "BJ" you guys speak of?

On the left.


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Old 03-14-2008, 12:42 PM   #83
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I wonder if Chad Kroeger is celebrating today.
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Old 03-14-2008, 12:43 PM   #84
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Old 03-16-2008, 06:35 PM   #85
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Friday was a good day...
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Old 03-16-2008, 11:44 PM   #86
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My wife does not subscribe to Steak & BJ Day. So, as for the past three years, I am living vicariously through you fellas.
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Old 03-14-2011, 02:16 PM   #87
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It's that day again!!!!!
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Old 03-14-2011, 02:44 PM   #88
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I'll probably eat my leftovers from Outback tonight, so there's that.
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Old 03-14-2011, 02:44 PM   #89
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Gold!! My wife pulled out steaks for dinner tonight...could I be the luckiest man in the world!?!?!
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Old 03-14-2011, 02:48 PM   #90
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I'll probably eat my leftovers from Outback tonight, so there's that.

And no, they are not the leftovers from 2006.
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Old 03-14-2011, 02:51 PM   #91
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I always thought that this day was the day after Valentines Day.
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Old 03-14-2011, 03:22 PM   #92
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I always thought that this day was the day after Valentines Day.

A woman giving it up two days in a row...pfffft, please.
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Old 03-14-2011, 03:31 PM   #93
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Haha! Well, I thought Valentine's was for her and February 15th was for us.
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Old 03-14-2011, 03:32 PM   #94
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I'd settle for some meatloaf and a woman rubbing against me in the elevator.
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Old 03-14-2011, 04:32 PM   #95
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What if Meatloaf was rubbing a woman in the elevator with you in it?
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Old 03-14-2011, 05:20 PM   #96
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At this point I probably wouldn't mind watching. Can I have a Ham sandwich whilst?
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Old 03-14-2011, 05:23 PM   #97
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Old 03-14-2011, 09:24 PM   #98
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I'd settle for some meatloaf and a woman rubbing against me in the elevator.
That's exactly what I got today.
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Old 03-14-2011, 09:37 PM   #99
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My son had hockey tonight, and we stopped at Steak n Shake. Sadly I have a feeling that's as close as I'm getting tonight.
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