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Old 04-22-2007, 08:22 PM   #51
CU Tiger
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Backwoods, SC
Well, uhhhh a few things come to mind, actually 3 that I cant tie break. I'll post in order of age of stupidity.

*****Changed my mind, Im not sure the statute of limitations is out on #3*****

When I was 13 my best friend moved into a new neighborghood complete with a weird gay guy who was often inviting us ovee to cook outs. Looking back he was a definite child predator and should have been ratted.

Anyway it got to be a fun game to play "gay bashing". One 4th of July, my buddy's step dad told us about how all the fireworks now-a-days all sucked and how when he was young they blew up mail boxes with "cherry bombs". So since our fireworks sucked, we began cutting multiples open to make a non-sucking firework. Well none of our experiments worked but we were bright chaps and figured we'd have better results out of step dad's gun powder used for reloading. After he was asleep we sneeak into the room and take the gun powder.
But what to contain it in?
Well just so happens step dad was a fabricator and had lots of stuff laying around. A small peice of about 2" PVC pipe was chosen.
Cut to the chase, thee mail box was blown up. The entire neighborhood was awaken. And the window of a truck across the street was broken out by flying mail box post.

Fast forward to age 17. One night I discovered that a local intersection of two highways was banked such that if you hit it at about 45 you could get air. (Of course this meant you had to ignore the stop sign, and kill the lights briefly to make sure nothing was coming on the other road, D'uh...) So I had to push the envelope, and a few weeks later. Well lets just say that at ~95 you can get major air. And that the frame of a 77 ford F100 4wd is not meant to get major air. The frame literally broke in half and I came to rest sitting in a truck cab on the ground with the bed,remaining frame and rear axle some 100 yards in front of me.

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