It hurts when I pee (The Phalid Memorial Thread)

[Tasan]

Originally Posted by Cringer

Well, if Phalid comes back under yet another account, I hope the guy lays low a little more then Shawon.

And if south Texas gets banned I will be pissed. SBC covers a hell of a lot more then San Antonio.

Agreed. I'm hosed in that case as well, as I'm on that southern end of the old SBC area (now AT&T).

[Cringer]

Originally Posted by st.cronin

One might also point out that if the HNIC didn't frequently refer to himself as the HNIC the comment may not have occured to the former Cubs leadoff hitter.

Which shows Shawon isn't brand new to know SkyDog always calls himself a racist name.

[korme]

Where is Pumps Tudo?

[Passacaglia]

Originally Posted by Cringer

Which shows Shawon isn't brand new to know SkyDog always calls himself a racist name.

It's under his name every time he posts.

[Schmidty]

Originally Posted by st.cronin

One might also point out that if the HNIC didn't frequently refer to himself as the HNIC the comment may not have occured to the former Cubs leadoff hitter.

Well, I hate to defend SD (right now anyway), but the way he uses the N word is much different than the way that guy did. Dunston/Phalid used the word as an insult based solely on race, whereas, SD uses it in a more light-hearted way.

Just saying.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Where is Pumps Tudo?

Who? Me? Sorry, I was outside chasing an accountant around the parking lot.

[Cringer]

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

It's under his name every time he posts.

Oh yeah. I forgot.

I will turn in my CSI hat and plastic badge.

[Passacaglia]

Originally Posted by Schmidty

Well, I hate to defend SD (right now anyway), but the way he uses the N word is much different than the way that guy did. Dunston/Phalid used the word as an insult based solely on race, whereas, SD uses it in a more light-hearted way.

Just saying.

I agree to some extent, but whenever I remember SD's use and defense of the word faggoty, I don't feel inclined to give him much of a pass. Thinking about that, he's pretty much just a guy with a lot of hate of his own.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Within the next 5 minutes, I'm going to start plowing somebody in this thread.

[st.cronin]

Originally Posted by Cringer

Which shows Shawon isn't brand new to know SkyDog always calls himself a racist name.

An astute point.

[Dr. Sak]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Within the next 5 minutes, I'm going to start plowing somebody in this thread.

Good thing my ass is covered.

[st.cronin]

Originally Posted by Schmidty

Well, I hate to defend SD (right now anyway), but the way he uses the N word is much different than the way that guy did. Dunston/Phalid used the word as an insult based solely on race, whereas, SD uses it in a more light-hearted way.

Just saying.

Quit being such a faggoty faggot.

[Dr. Sak]

Originally Posted by Ronnie Dobbs2

You shouldn't be allowed to say faggoty unless you're gay.

Isn't there an entire Seinfeld episode based on this with the converted Jewish Dentist telling jewish jokes.

[st.cronin]

dola

dang, beat to it

[Schmidty]

Originally Posted by st.cronin

Quit being such a faggoty faggot.

Yes, Mr. Massengill.

[MikeVic]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Within the next 5 minutes, I'm going to start plowing somebody in this thread.

Where's rkmsuf? He wanted to ploop Noop or something.

[Cringer]

I have gone by the name JR since I was a kid, and I live in Texas. If I could convince SkyDog I am JR Ewing, maybe I could get him to lighten up some.

[Antmeister]

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Well maybe the ass-grabbing and doing-nothings prompted the creation of a second account.

Nevertheless, if that first banning wouldn't have happened, no backlash would have came and everybody would have been happy

The way I see it .....if this is the response of the person that was banned, then SkyDog's instinct on guy has now been validated. I really see no arguement now. He would have been trouble down the line no matter how you look at it.

[Fidatelo]

How do you ploop someone? What does this entail?

[Passacaglia]

Originally Posted by Antmeister

The way I see it .....if this is the response of the person that was banned, then SkyDog's instinct on guy has now been validated. I really see no arguement now. He would have been trouble down the line no matter how you look at it.

Only the E in Eddy Grant would say something like that!

[Tasan]

I think its funny that 1/3 of the boards current vistors are in this thread. Boy, what a shining example for us. Unfair banning, racism, sexism, and general name calling.

I love this bunch, I really do.

[Schmidty]

Originally Posted by Antmeister

He would have been trouble down the line no matter how you look at it.

I agree with that, but SD couldn't have known that from the harmless, stupid stuff he originally posted. Yes, he probably would have gotten run eventually, but there's still no way SD should have banned him the first time.

Just my opinion. I'm glad the guy's gone though.

[Fidatelo]

Originally Posted by Antmeister

The way I see it .....if this is the response of the person that was banned, then SkyDog's instinct on guy has now been validated. I really see no arguement now. He would have been trouble down the line no matter how you look at it.

I think banning on instinct is quite logical. Antmeister has solved the thread.

[Fidatelo]

Originally Posted by Tasan

I think its funny that 1/3 of the boards current vistors are in this thread. Boy, what a shining example for us. Unfair banning, racism, sexism, and general name calling.

I love this bunch, I really do.

Fuck you, Tarzan: King of the Kidney Stones!

[Pumpy Tudors]

I don't feel like plowing anyone anymore. Never mind.

[Antmeister]

Originally Posted by Fidatelo

I think banning on instinct is quite logical. Antmeister has solved the thread.

When do I get my check?!

[lordscarlet]

Originally Posted by Tasan

I think its funny that 1/3 of the boards current vistors are in this thread. Boy, what a shining example for us. Unfair banning, racism, sexism, and general name calling.

I love this bunch, I really do.

Just because people are reading this thread (and the other) it does not mean they support your "cause" of reinstating Phalid.

[Schmidty]

Originally Posted by Fidatelo

I think banning on instinct is quite logical. Antmeister has solved the thread.

I don't necessarily think that's what he's saying. I think he's saying that the guy was a jackass, and got what he deserved in the end, so who cares about the original banning.

(Of course, I could just be putting words in Ant's mouth)

[JonInMiddleGA]

{scratches head}
{wonders if this is even worth popping popcorn for}

Is there a Flere diagram for all of this drama by any chance?

[Ksyrup]

Originally Posted by Antmeister

When do I get my check?!

When do we get a song?

[Schmidty]

Well, "The Joy of Painting" just came on, and love my Bobby, so I need to go.


(I think I'll go back to my old signature in honor of my hero)

[Fidatelo]

Originally Posted by Antmeister

When do I get my check?!

What kind of check? Like a prostate check?

[albionmoonlight]

1.) A guy used the N-Bomb in a second account because he did not agree with a mod decision made on his first account.

2.) People want him back as a part of our community.

3.) albion's head explodes.

[Passacaglia]

Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

1.) A guy used the N-Bomb in a second account because he did not agree with a mod decision made on his first account.

2.) People want him back as a part of our community.

3.) albion's head explodes.

I don't think anyone has said they want him back, once that happened.

[st.cronin]

Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

2.) People want him back as a part of our community.

I do not think this is accurate. I think people are content to point out that the guy being banned and the guy banning him are roughly equal in the level of ass-hattery they reach.

[Logan]

Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

1.) A guy used the N-Bomb in a second account because he did not agree with a mod decision made on his first account.

2.) People want him back as a part of our community.

3.) albion's head explodes.

I think we all just want SD to be a man and say he messed up originally.

[Antmeister]

Originally Posted by Schmidty

I agree with that, but SD couldn't have known that from the harmless, stupid stuff he originally posted. Yes, he probably would have gotten run eventually, but there's still no way SD should have banned him the first time.

Just my opinion. I'm glad the guy's gone though.

Hey, that is why I am glad I am not a mod. He made a judgement call and most likely made a right decision this time around. And if he was wrong, the person would have stated his case instead of possibly reverting to bad form (if that is his dupe account).

I can think of a few people who were left to troll way too long before action was taken and the mods were given grief because of it. Now that there are preventative measures taken, people are griping about that as well.

Either way, I am still entertained by these threads. I just didn't realize some people weren't doing this tongue-in-cheek (and not the ass cheeks).

[Antmeister]

Originally Posted by Fidatelo

What kind of check? Like a prostate check?

I'll pass that prostrate check to Izulde. But make sure it is a female that will be romantically involved with him.

[Fidatelo]

Originally Posted by Antmeister

I pass that prostrate check to Izulde. But make sure it is a female that will be romantically involved with him.

There are several confusing elements to this paragraph.

[Antmeister]

Originally Posted by Logan

I think we all just want SD to be a man and say he messed up originally.

I'm confused. How did he mess up if he actually banned a troll from the FOFC forest.

[Schmidty]

Originally Posted by Antmeister

I can think of a few people who were left to troll way too long before action was taken and the mods were given grief because of it. Now that there are preventative measures taken, people are griping about that as well.

I guess I just don't see what he did originally that even remotely deserved a banning. *shrug*

Originally Posted by Antmeister

Either way, I am still entertained by these threads. I just didn't realize some people weren't doing this tongue-in-cheek (and not the ass cheeks).

Hey, I wouldn't be me if I didn't spazz out about stuff like this!!!

[JonInMiddleGA]

Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

1.) A guy used the N-Bomb in a second account because he did not agree with a mod decision made on his first account.

You mean that thing that was quoted from a PM (or email, or whatever it was)?

[korme]

Originally Posted by Antmeister

I'm confused. How did he mess up if he actually banned a troll from the FOFC forest.

Because when the banning took place he didn't do anything wrong- come on, don't play dumb! Read the first 8 or 9 pges of the original thread for cryin out loud!



And with that note fellas, I'll be gone til Sunday. Free free to sext message me if anything juicy pops up

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Free free to sext message me if anything juicy pops up

Somehow, I felt drawn to this thread again...

[Fidatelo]

Originally Posted by Antmeister

I'm confused. How did he mess up if he actually banned a troll from the FOFC forest.

I think it goes like this: if I spot some woman looking at me funny and call her out as a witch, and then we burn her and she WAS a witch, it doesn't mean I had any real reason to know she was a witch. I just got lucky. Getting lucky like that means I'll be more inclined to call out 'witch', because hey, I can spot them before everyone else right? Well, at some point some innocent young virgin's are gonna burn at the stake because I decided I was the ultimate witch hunter. Do you want to burn Sarah Michelle Geller? Do you??

[Fidatelo]

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Free free to sext message me if anything juicy pops up

I'm gonna sext message you all night long sweet cheeks!

[korme]

Originally Posted by Fidatelo

I think it goes like this: if I spot some woman looking at me funny and call her out as a witch, and then we burn her and she WAS a witch, it doesn't mean I had any real reason to know she was a witch. I just got lucky. Getting lucky like that means I'll be more inclined to call out 'witch', because hey, I can spot them before everyone else right? Well, at some point some innocent young virgin's are gonna burn at the stake because I decided I was the ultimate witch hunter. Do you want to burn Sarah Michelle Geller? Do you??

Wonderful

[KWhit]

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Wonderful

Go away so I can sex message you.

[Tasan]

Originally Posted by Fidatelo

Fuck you, Tarzan: King of the Kidney Stones!

(Stupid comment that didn't detect the sarcasm)

Ya'll have fun now.

Okay sorry, my sarcasm detector broke for a minute there, my bad, nothing to see here. Geez that thing should never stop working around here, it gets me in trouble.

[Schmidty]

Originally Posted by Antmeister

I'm confused. How did he mess up if he actually banned a troll from the FOFC forest.

Ok, Ant. I was going to stop and enjoy Bob, but I just have to lay down an analogy.


A guy dressed in an expensive italian suit walks up to your door carrying a long box that appears to hold roses. You decide that he looks like a mobster, so you open the door and shoot him in the dome.

Later, you find out that he did happen to be a mobster. Does that make shooting him originally based on an assumption, the right thing to do?