Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 68: Ellen Page - Page 2

CrimsonFox · 12-21-2011, 01:29 PM

this thread is icky.

Noop · 12-21-2011, 01:34 PM

I am rewatching the scene from Super right now... yeah she is more then hot.

Noop · 12-21-2011, 01:35 PM

When she says its all gushy... I lose it.

Drake · 12-21-2011, 02:04 PM

When she's all grown up in ten years, everyone who voted NOT will be face-palming.

cartman · 12-21-2011, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Drake

When she's all grown up in ten years, everyone who voted NOT will be face-palming.

Because we'll still have palms left.

Rizon · 12-21-2011, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Drake

When she's all grown up in ten years, everyone who voted NOT will be face-palming.

Pffft, world ends next year so nanny nanny boo boo.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-21-2011, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Drake

When she's all grown up in ten years, everyone who voted NOT will be face-palming.

In ten years, she'll be 53!

johnnyshaka · 12-21-2011, 02:31 PM

She reminds me of Punky Brewster and based on how she turned out I think she'll get a "hot" vote from me.

RomaGoth · 12-21-2011, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyshaka

She reminds me of Punky Brewster and based on how she turned out I think she'll get a "hot" vote from me.

Before or after the surgery?

Drake · 12-21-2011, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyshaka

She reminds me of Punky Brewster and based on how she turned out I think she'll get a "hot" vote from me.

Oh. my. God.

I would have never made that connection...and it is exactly right.

Shit. I was in therapy from 12-17 trying to get over my PB obsession, and yet it's still there right under the surface. Time to call the doctor again, I guess.

cuervo72 · 12-21-2011, 02:46 PM

She does resemble a young Moon Frye a bit. Maybe with a touch of younger Linda Cardellini thrown in.

In all seriousness though - you guys realize that she's 24, right? She's already turned out how she's going to turn out.

Abe Sargent · 12-21-2011, 02:46 PM

I'd let her tattoo "The Love Butt" on my ass if I got to abuse her body for one day.

Drake · 12-21-2011, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

In all seriousness though - you guys realize that she's 24, right? She's already turned out how she's going to turn out.

I'm a forty year old man. She won't be grown up for another 10 years.

(It is one of the great tragedies of my life that I have spent all day on a college campus surrounded by 20-something co-eds long enough that I have to struggle to see past how annoying they are to get to the evaluations of hot or not. Plus, they're the reason I always have to wait in line at Starbucks.)

Rizon · 12-21-2011, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

She does resemble a young Moon Frye a bit. Maybe with a touch of younger Linda Cardellini thrown in.

In all seriousness though - you guys realize that she's 24, right? She's already turned out how she's going to turn out.

She might still have some hidden ratings.

cuervo72 · 12-21-2011, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Drake

I'm a forty year old man. She won't be grown up for another 10 years.

40/2 + 7 = 27; you're good.

cuervo72 · 12-21-2011, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

She might still have some hidden ratings.

A boom for her bust, huh?

Matthean · 12-21-2011, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MJ4H

Have you seen Juno or Inception?

Her first real breakout role was in Hard Candy. I was pretty much sold on her as an actress after that.

One of the best movie posters I have seen.

Rizon · 12-21-2011, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

Her first real breakout role was in Hard Candy. I was pretty much sold on her as an actress after that.

One of the best movie posters I have seen.

+1

Lathum · 12-21-2011, 03:51 PM

A big yes for me, but I can see how she would be a no for a lot of people.

MikeVic · 12-21-2011, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

A big yes for me, but I can see how she would be a no for a lot of people.

Yeah I agree, I can see a lot of Nos... but there are a bunch of other women that fared poorly in these polls that I can't see why.

Suicane75 · 12-21-2011, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

I would choose this picture, from the quick ones on google.

Voted most likely to turn 15 next year.

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Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

Ellen Page is hot in the same way that Tina Fey is hot. Intelligent, sassy, funny, and very interesting. It's what helps Natalie Portman compete with people like Scarlett J. and so forth. She's the complete package. And if she wants my package, all she has to do is ask.

You keep saying this stuff as if you know these people. Me thinks your falling for characters and not people.

Flasch186 · 12-21-2011, 04:58 PM

If Rashida's not, then she's not....

plus, Mara.

Matthean · 12-21-2011, 05:17 PM

I Googled Ellen Page Hot and this was the 2nd photo. When is Google ever wrong?

Raiders Army · 12-21-2011, 05:24 PM

Hard Candy and Juno put the stake in this for me. Unlike Drew Barrymore who was more of my age when ET came out, I can't do this in good conscience.

That being said, she reminds me of a very younger Janeane Garafalo. She's hot IMHO.

BYU 14 · 12-21-2011, 05:42 PM

Definitely the complete package, just not scalding hot in terms of looks.

Great wife material though!

Glengoyne · 12-21-2011, 05:42 PM

I scoffed at the arguments some of you made about Kate Upton looking young. Ellen Page is making me reconsider that. Because I felt like clicking hot would have me leaning into the "predator" classification. After some googling, I'm left to believe that I find her very attractive. So Hot she is. Without reservations or fears of being classified a predator.

Pyser · 12-21-2011, 06:12 PM

this girl has zero sexuality. absolutely none.

in fact, thats probably why she was cast in inception. any other actress, you'd expect leo to bang.

Danny · 12-21-2011, 06:13 PM

Not even close. She is even less hot than Rashida Jones. We are getting less and less hot with each new voting thread.

Who's next? We need someone to restore the hotness

Danny · 12-21-2011, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Drake

When she's all grown up in ten years, everyone who voted NOT will be face-palming.

She may be hot in 10 years, but not now.

Danny · 12-21-2011, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyser

this girl has zero sexuality. absolutely none.

in fact, thats probably why she was cast in inception. any other actress, you'd expect leo to bang.

Yeah, good post

Danny · 12-21-2011, 06:18 PM

I Just did some googling, the next chick isn't hot either

Danny · 12-21-2011, 06:27 PM

How the hell has Jessica Biel not been nominated yet?

Danny · 12-21-2011, 06:28 PM

We're voting on middle schoolers when Jessica Biel is still out there

Rizon · 12-21-2011, 06:32 PM

But just for the record: if I were 15 I would think she's hot and bang her and maybe page her the next day with 41169411911

RainMaker · 12-21-2011, 06:35 PM

She is not hot. She is cute though, but I think her appeal is toward a much different audience.

Julio Riddols · 12-21-2011, 06:37 PM

Not only have we not voted on Jessica Biel, but we also have not yet voted on Vanessa Marcil or Marisa Tomei. Lets do those 3 next and quit this insanity.

Rizon · 12-21-2011, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

Not only have we not voted on Jessica Biel, but we also have not yet voted on Vanessa Marcil or Marisa Tomei. Lets do those 3 next and quit this insanity.

I think voting is not necessary for Marisa and she should be grandfathered in at 100%.

Logan · 12-21-2011, 06:41 PM

Her recent appearance in "The League" has restored my love for Eliza Dushku. Let's vote on her.

Drake · 12-21-2011, 06:42 PM

It would have to be Jessica Biel from ten years ago. The Jessica Biel of 2011 has been passed around so much just posting her picture would likely give the whole board a virus...and I don't mean the internet kind.

Danny · 12-21-2011, 06:52 PM

Well I am not up to date on the sex lives of celebrities, but I had never heard that. My dad has met her in a work setting though and said she was really nice

Drake · 12-21-2011, 06:55 PM

I'm sure she's very nice in real life.

Rizon · 12-21-2011, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny

Well I am not up to date on the sex lives of celebrities, but I had never heard that. My dad has met her in a work setting though and said she was really nice

My dad has met Norv Turner and says he is really nice.

Ping: JediKooter

Matthean · 12-21-2011, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Drake

It would have to be Jessica Biel from ten years ago. The Jessica Biel of 2011 has been passed around so much just posting her picture would likely give the whole board a virus...and I don't mean the internet kind.

I would think it's more that she's dated Justin than anything. Him having a girlfriend is basically saying that's the girl he's banging the most.

Danny · 12-21-2011, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

My dad has met Norv Turner and says he is really nice.

Ping: JediKooter

He seems like a nice guy. Just not a very good head coach

Danny · 12-21-2011, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

I would think it's more that she's dated Justin than anything. Him having a girlfriend is basically saying that's the girl he's banging the most.

Well in fairness, if I was a single women I would probably bang Justin as well.

JediKooter · 12-21-2011, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

My dad has met Norv Turner and says he is really nice.

Ping: JediKooter

Aw man and I was having a good day too.

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 12-21-2011, 07:25 PM

iz lesbian? i always assumed. not that it matters.

Julio Riddols · 12-21-2011, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

I think voting is not necessary for Marisa and she should be grandfathered in at 100%.

Especially from 'The Wrestler'. That movie is good for 2 reasons: The excellent portrayal of life as a man in the twilight of his glory days and Marisa Tomei as a stripper.

bulletsponge · 12-21-2011, 07:58 PM

id hit it. i like cute petite little spinners

Buccaneer · 12-21-2011, 08:18 PM

Autumn is right. If Kate Upton looked way too young to vote for, this girl looks like she's 10. I'm not into nor will I think about pedophilia.

View Poll Results: Ellen Page, Hot? or Not?
Hot!	58	34.73%
Not!	109	65.27%
Voters: 167. You may not vote on this poll

12-21-2011, 01:34 PM	#52
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I am rewatching the scene from Super right now... yeah she is more then hot. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

12-21-2011, 01:35 PM	#53
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	When she says its all gushy... I lose it. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

12-21-2011, 02:46 PM	#61
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	She does resemble a young Moon Frye a bit. Maybe with a touch of younger Linda Cardellini thrown in. In all seriousness though - you guys realize that she's 24, right? She's already turned out how she's going to turn out. __________________ null

12-21-2011, 02:46 PM	#62
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	I'd let her tattoo "The Love Butt" on my ass if I got to abuse her body for one day. __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

12-21-2011, 02:04 PM	#54
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	When she's all grown up in ten years, everyone who voted NOT will be face-palming.

12-21-2011, 02:31 PM	#58
johnnyshaka College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Edmonton, AB	She reminds me of Punky Brewster and based on how she turned out I think she'll get a "hot" vote from me.

12-21-2011, 03:51 PM	#69
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	A big yes for me, but I can see how she would be a no for a lot of people.

12-21-2011, 04:58 PM	#72
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	If Rashida's not, then she's not.... plus, Mara. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

12-21-2011, 05:17 PM	#73
Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	I Googled Ellen Page Hot and this was the 2nd photo. When is Google ever wrong? __________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

12-21-2011, 05:24 PM	#74
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Hard Candy and Juno put the stake in this for me. Unlike Drew Barrymore who was more of my age when ET came out, I can't do this in good conscience. That being said, she reminds me of a very younger Janeane Garafalo. She's hot IMHO.

12-21-2011, 05:42 PM	#75
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	Definitely the complete package, just not scalding hot in terms of looks. Great wife material though!

12-21-2011, 05:42 PM	#76
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	I scoffed at the arguments some of you made about Kate Upton looking young. Ellen Page is making me reconsider that. Because I felt like clicking hot would have me leaning into the "predator" classification. After some googling, I'm left to believe that I find her very attractive. So Hot she is. Without reservations or fears of being classified a predator. Last edited by Glengoyne : 12-21-2011 at 05:52 PM.

12-21-2011, 06:12 PM	#77
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	this girl has zero sexuality. absolutely none. in fact, thats probably why she was cast in inception. any other actress, you'd expect leo to bang. Last edited by Pyser : 12-21-2011 at 06:12 PM.

12-21-2011, 06:13 PM	#78
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Not even close. She is even less hot than Rashida Jones. We are getting less and less hot with each new voting thread. Who's next? We need someone to restore the hotness

12-21-2011, 06:18 PM	#81
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	I Just did some googling, the next chick isn't hot either Last edited by Danny : 12-21-2011 at 06:18 PM.

12-21-2011, 06:27 PM	#82
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	How the hell has Jessica Biel not been nominated yet?

12-21-2011, 06:28 PM	#83
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	We're voting on middle schoolers when Jessica Biel is still out there

12-21-2011, 06:35 PM	#85
RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	She is not hot. She is cute though, but I think her appeal is toward a much different audience.

12-21-2011, 06:37 PM	#86
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Not only have we not voted on Jessica Biel, but we also have not yet voted on Vanessa Marcil or Marisa Tomei. Lets do those 3 next and quit this insanity. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

12-21-2011, 06:41 PM	#88
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Her recent appearance in "The League" has restored my love for Eliza Dushku. Let's vote on her.

12-21-2011, 06:42 PM	#89
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	It would have to be Jessica Biel from ten years ago. The Jessica Biel of 2011 has been passed around so much just posting her picture would likely give the whole board a virus...and I don't mean the internet kind.

12-21-2011, 06:52 PM	#90
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Well I am not up to date on the sex lives of celebrities, but I had never heard that. My dad has met her in a work setting though and said she was really nice Last edited by Danny : 12-21-2011 at 06:53 PM.

12-21-2011, 06:55 PM	#91
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	I'm sure she's very nice in real life.

12-21-2011, 07:25 PM	#97
NorvTurnerOverdrive College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2008	iz lesbian? i always assumed. not that it matters.

12-21-2011, 07:58 PM	#99
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	id hit it. i like cute petite little spinners

12-21-2011, 08:18 PM	#100
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Autumn is right. If Kate Upton looked way too young to vote for, this girl looks like she's 10. I'm not into nor will I think about pedophilia.

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