Ping: Drunk Guy

[Terps]

Uhhhhhhh.... I've been drinking since 7, it's now 3:30 a.m. Still not drunk enough.

Had like 7 Guinness' at the bar and two 40's after.

[JeeberD]

Stupid fucking Miners made me drink more Shiner than I had meant to. Stupid fucking seven point win...stupid me having to work in the morning...

[Izulde]

Bitches ain't nothin but hos and this nigga straight up knows

Check it. I was all just wavin real cool like to this chica I knows and shit.. she straight up fucking blows me off and creeps on up on one of my bros.

Homeboy got dissed by one of her sistas so I understand but damn man why she got to be a bitch like that?

I'm down wid my niggas for life and fuck dem hos

[Greyroofoo]

damn, I had one of those nights where I have talk to a couple of peeps to piece together what happened last night.

All I get from the forums is "girls with cleavage in military dorms = gonnorea(sp?)" and that isn't a promising start.

[Terps]

Oh, what a night....

I'm loaded.

[amdaily]

No work tomorrow and it is supposed to be the last sunny day Ohio sees until next June. Thinking of hitting the golf course and beer cooler early on and not looking back

[amdaily]

Later start than hoped for, but scored a drunk 49 on a 9-hole par 3 course. At first glance a horrible score, but a personal best, so....

Looking to hit up the horse track later on tonight and continue my winning streak.

[Towelhead]

Well, if drunk people post here, does that mean that if you post here, you must get drunk?

Oh no.

>>> TOWELHEAD <<<
Exploring the Transitive Property of Drunken Posting

[amdaily]

Wow, no drunks tonight? I ended up home early since I started so early. Literally about to just fall into the bed.

Descent night, I'm getting damn good on the horse racing simulator. Think I made a scene when my horse won though :o

At the other bar, it turns out that that waitress has transferred there! She saw me first and poked me, much to my surprise, but the time for that has passed.

Night all!

[amdaily]

Dola,

I also can't drink as much as I used to.

And on that same note, what I do drink does not get me as drunk as before.

I'm fucked two times over

[Towelhead]

You say you can't get as drunk as before?

Follow these steps:

Go on a diet. dont have any booze til you lose 20 lbs
Stop eating food for 3 days straight after you lose 20 lbs
drink the stuff you used to
enjoy the buzzzzzzzzzzzz
get ready to puke.

>>> TOWELHEAD <<<
Crown Prince of Puerto Rican Passion

[Greyroofoo]

Ya know, I've been drinking alcohol, but I haven't been able to get really really drunk.

I just watched my friend have a real fascination with fabric and fall down while trying to stand up. But me? I got nothing. I can still type coherently.

I guess a few more long island iced teas couldn't hurt.

[Raiders Army]

Monday Night Football! 2 beers down more to go!

[Raiders Army]

I hope I don't fall asleep before the Raiders beat the Chargers

[Neuqua]

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

I hope I don't fall asleep before the Raiders beat the Chargers

Man you must be wasted already!

[VPI97]

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

[amdaily]

My head feels like it is going to explode

[Greyroofoo]

Originally Posted by amdaily

My head feels like it is going to explode

care to talk?

[Greyroofoo]

Ya know what the only thing better than a long island iced tea is?




...
Well the only answer is 5 long island iced teas

[terpkristin]

I'm not drunk, but I am pretty giddy on the smell of the red ale I'm brewing. Started the brewing today, just added the yeast and closed up my fermentation bucket. In about a week I can bottle then another few and I'll hopefully have some fantastic beer.

/tk

[Poli]

Hi, TK.

[k0ruptr]

drunk.as.shit.

[Raiders Army]

Bumping not because I'm drunk, but because people hate this thread.

[SnDvls]

I've never posted in this thread before or read it...guess I should now.

[Raiders Army]

Right now I'm trying to cut back on beer. I'm trying to lose weight but I keep on staying the same every night lately. I think I'm gaining muscle and losing fat, but whatever. I've also cut down on my beer consumption, reserving it for Sundays during football...but I had some beers tonight so I'm gonna post here because I'm not drunk but I have a pretty good buzz.

[Greyroofoo]

I am completely drunk right now. The girl I was dancing with all night appears to like someone else. And I just dunno. You think things are going your way then BAM.

Well whatever.

[sabotai]

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Bumping not because I'm drunk, but because people hate this thread.

Hate this thread? I know the M-F thread gets a lot of praise, as does the molester thread, but in my opinion, this is the best thread that has ever been created on this forum! How can people hate it!?

[ThunderingHERD]

Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

The girl I was dancing with all night appears to like someone else.

It certainly would appear that way, considering you're at home (co?)miserating on an internet forum devoted to a text-based football simulation.

And I just dunno. You think things are going your way then BAM.

I once had the deal closed on a threesome with one hot girl and her moderately attractive friend. Then I was punched out by a bouncer and forcibly dragged from the club by the hood of my sweatshirt, for no reason other than the bouncer was an asshole acting on a personal vendetta. Upon being physically tossed from the premises, I was promptly arrested by cops hovering outside the establishment who wrongly (though justifiably) assumed that I was engaged in disorderly conduct. I spent most of the rest of the night in jail.

"But that's what happen's man."

[cthomer5000]

drinky the drunk guy.

[st.cronin]

This post counts.

[JeeberD]

It fucking rocs having a buddy who works at a mexican restaurant that serves extremely potent margaritas...two meals and two HUGE top shelf margaritas for $12 before tip!

[cthomer5000]

[amdaily]

Hve only had about 1 drink in the past month, but felt like one tonight! feeling warm and happy, but hope to soon be drunk and stumbling!

[Raiders Army]

Happy birthday thread!

[Greyroofoo]

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Happy birthday thread!

Wow, I think I need to drink in celebration.

[MizzouRah]

I thour t there was a Cardinal game tongint. guess I was rtong but budwiersr hs alshind of me and my ipod suffle. go staind

[MizzouRah]

cause eveeryhing changes

[Scholes]

Tonight me and some drinking buddies were talking about TMQ, and specifically, the Ultimate Gaeme he talks about in his column... I can't be bothered talking about the game right now, let me try to cut and paste:

Economists call it the Ultimate Game, and have long contended it proves Homo sapiens insufficiently logical. Here's the situation. Two strangers are brought together by a third person who holds $1,000. He tells them the money is theirs to divide on these terms: Stranger A must propose how to split the $1,000, and Stranger B must either accept or reject A's offer. That concludes the game, no second round. Classical economists maintain Stranger A should say, "I propose that I get $999 and you get $1," and Stranger B should immediately respond, "I accept." Pure economic theory says A should maximize his gain by shafting B out of every possible farthing, while B should calculate that since his sole choice is between $1 and nothing, $1 is better. Yet researchers have played this game with volunteers in many nations, and it never works the way theory says. The bare-minimum offer is always rejected. Generally, A must offer at least 30 percent or B says no and both players get nothing. Classical economists have long harrumphed that B's response when the game is played with real money shows human beings are too emotional and insufficiently focused on maximizing outcomes.

Here's more... Finally, TMQ contends economists misunderstand their own Ultimate Game because the focus of discussion is always on what Stranger B will accept. The key to this puzzle is not B but Stranger A -- who is a total, utter idiot for offering only $1 because this insures A gets nothing! Offers in which A seeks to claim the lion's share are irrational on A's part, because such offers will fail. I would argue there is only one wise offer for A to make: that they each get $500. A 50/50 split is sure to be accepted, thus insuring Stranger A of pocketing $500. A fair-minded person playing the A role would offer a 50/50 split because it is fair; economically this is also the logical move, because it guarantees a successful transaction. By focusing on whether B will accept an inequitable offer, economists skip over how dumb it is for A to make such an offer. By contrast, fairness leads to benefits for both parties, which is the big point of "The Origin of Wealth."

Anyway, we talked about this game as it relates to three-ways. Think about this in terms of proposing a three way with your girlfriend - with yourself being stranger A - your girlfriend being stranger B - and the third person (in this case a smoking hot chicky(o)) being the $1000. The whole we'll get drunk and I'll do you first while you do her, then I'll do her while she does you - then we'll all do each other scenario from countless movies, mags, and boys imaginations equals the $999 to $1 offer.

What is the three way equivalent of the 50/50?

I'll see if I can wake up early enough tomorrow to post my answer.

[Raiders Army]

Very interesting. I'd say maybe I'll get bottom half and she gets top half?

[Izulde]

I think it's fair to say I was relatively plowed last night.

[Towelhead]

I had forgotten how much I loved that show!

Ok. I can't feel my face. Was 10am too early to start drinking Bacardi?

HIC!

[Scholes]

Originally Posted by Scholes

What is the three way equivalent of the 50/50?

I'll see if I can wake up early enough tomorrow to post my answer.

Alright, feeling strong after last night. Here we go.

This is a tricky one because it looks like the whole idea of the 50/50 proposition is to make the deal happen and for everyone to come away with something.

Question #1: Is my girlfriend sexually attracted to girl #3?? If not then there's no way we can come to some sort of compromise involving the mystery lady.

For the sake of this argument we'll say the girlfriend has a good buzz rolling and is willing to experiment with this sweet looking chick. Obviously, the 99/1 ratio question may be the first thing that pops into the head, but in order to maximize my chances of seeing them both naked I need to go with the 50/50.

I believe that the 50/50 proposition in this argument does not allow you to have physical sexual contact with the second woman. The only things I can come up with at the moment as even possibly 50/50 compromises are: She does her while I watch--or--I do girlfriend while girlfriend and freaky chick get down at the same time... but don't look at the second woman for any more than three consecutive seconds, or else there's hell to be paid later.

Is there any possible 50/50 argument where you get to really go at girl #2?? Do outside things need to become involved? (Money, shopping trips, houses, etc.) If they do need to become involved does that render the whole question null and void??

I might need to start drinking again.

[Raiders Army]

Originally Posted by Scholes

Alright, feeling strong after last night. Here we go.

This is a tricky one because it looks like the whole idea of the 50/50 proposition is to make the deal happen and for everyone to come away with something.

Question #1: Is my girlfriend sexually attracted to girl #3?? If not then there's no way we can come to some sort of compromise involving the mystery lady.

For the sake of this argument we'll say the girlfriend has a good buzz rolling and is willing to experiment with this sweet looking chick. Obviously, the 99/1 ratio question may be the first thing that pops into the head, but in order to maximize my chances of seeing them both naked I need to go with the 50/50.

I believe that the 50/50 proposition in this argument does not allow you to have physical sexual contact with the second woman. The only things I can come up with at the moment as even possibly 50/50 compromises are: She does her while I watch--or--I do girlfriend while girlfriend and freaky chick get down at the same time... but don't look at the second woman for any more than three consecutive seconds, or else there's hell to be paid later.

Is there any possible 50/50 argument where you get to really go at girl #2?? Do outside things need to become involved? (Money, shopping trips, houses, etc.) If they do need to become involved does that render the whole question null and void??

I might need to start drinking again.

Great analysis. I'm thinking that most of the board is missing your question and interesting exposition because it's buried in the Drunk Guy thread. I think this whole thing needs its own thread. Then again, I've been drinking...

[JonInMiddleGA]

Does being headed toward comfortably numb from a couple of hydrocodone and too little sleep qualify for the drunk thread?

[k0ruptr]

damn. I've been on a 4day drinking binge since my frend has been here from coolorado. I dont remmeber the last time ive been like this. Oh yea the only thing that matters is if your girl agrees to a 3 way, fuck if she agrees to it, then anyting goes,.

[JeeberD]

The wife is away so Jeeber will play...

Tito's is some fucking damn good vodka.

[Izulde]

Tito Craig makes vodka?

And I'm drunk, but not excessively so.

...I need to get laid, man.

[k0ruptr]

Drinking whenever Hawaii forces a turnover , and also when they score makes you pretty drunk

[cthomer5000]

40 oz, baby

[Izulde]

That's because Hawaii runs and shoots... like Houston.

Both H's. Now that means something.