05-29-2012, 08:49 AM | #951 |
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That's pretty amazing. Let nothing deter your very important message!
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05-29-2012, 11:47 AM | #952 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Pretty sure this is an easy qualifier for this thread:
Off to the testie specialist. In grown sure hope. They are gentle! !!!
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05-29-2012, 12:05 PM | #953 | |
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05-29-2012, 04:50 PM | #954 |
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I think the fact that the poetry is so poorly written makes it all that much more haunting and visceral. Sadly, the poet probably doesn't think that at all.
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05-29-2012, 08:11 PM | #956 | |
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05-29-2012, 08:46 PM | #957 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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He has major issues with punctuation. I assume he posts from his phone and just doesn't bother fixing it. My assumption is "sure hope they are gentle" is supposed to be the last comment. How "in grown" and his testicles go together... not sure I want to know.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 05-29-2012 at 08:46 PM. |
05-31-2012, 12:50 PM | #958 |
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That awkward feeling you get when your little cousin posts one of those down the shirt pictures and you click on it to see it.
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Pics or it didn't happen. This sort of happened to me yesterday, I was at lunch with a coworker and cute girls kept passing by. One of said cute girls ended up being my cousin's wife. She stopped and said hi when she realized it was me.
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05-31-2012, 12:57 PM | #960 | |
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Is she single? Wait...how old is she?
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05-31-2012, 12:58 PM | #961 | |
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"Off to the testie specialist in town. Sure hope they are gentle?" prolly a typo
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05-31-2012, 01:01 PM | #962 |
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Sounds like you need more!
I can see the fire in dust. The frat house of whores As I shut the door to you. Your kiss I will never wish The worst against the struggle. The place of anger. You're pity. I hope you never over come. The attempt and the succeed. His mouth was to yours. The words are of envy. I will be the one to make a fist. I just want what is inside I can see you fall. I can see you on the ground As a failed dream. Who the fuck am I! What the fuck am I! I wish I could wake Wishing it on my enemies. I will force the change. The suggestion just to see what Will happen next. What happens in the mind. I had your picture. Come out and decide. As your fucking life is over . |
05-31-2012, 01:16 PM | #963 |
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Umm ... shouldn't that be sorority house of whores?
Just sayin'.
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05-31-2012, 01:38 PM | #964 |
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I was going to say I don't know where to start, but I guess Jon does.
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05-31-2012, 01:44 PM | #965 | |
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Maybe that's why he has issues with women?
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06-04-2012, 11:30 AM | #966 | |
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06-04-2012, 11:31 AM | #967 |
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I'm really questioning whether the whole "since Facebook is publicly traded" privacy claim "statement" might not be the first full fledged litmus test whether someone is simply too f'n stupid to be on my friend's list that I've come across.
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06-04-2012, 08:43 PM | #968 |
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Far more detailed & impassioned rant about the aforementioned stupid fucking "disclaimer"
This ain't Hell, but you can see it from here » Blog Archive » Paulians and their perspicacious privacy warnings; profligate phlyarologists. (Their legal disclaimer is horseshit)
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06-06-2012, 06:29 PM | #969 |
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Amanda Bynes: Mr. President, can you fire a police officer? – The Marquee Blog - CNN.com Blogs
Amanda Bynes tweets the president of the united states to ask him to fire a police officer who arrested her... wtf. |
06-06-2012, 06:31 PM | #970 |
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How long until Bynes ODs and dies?
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06-06-2012, 07:05 PM | #971 | |
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06-06-2012, 07:37 PM | #972 | |
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It's close to being the first absolute one. There have been some other candidates for that role but I could usually spot exceptions to them. This one I'm having a tough time with.
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06-07-2012, 03:12 PM | #973 |
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06-07-2012, 04:06 PM | #974 | |
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This is pretty hilarious, if not disturbing.
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06-12-2012, 12:15 PM | #975 |
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Two funny consecutive posts:
Best.Boyfriend.Ever. He's out of town for work and I get this picture. The note says "I'm missing something here!!" ♥ (then it shows a picture of a guy sitting next to a pillow with a note on it) Next post on my feed: "I know you probably won't clean anything while I'm out of town so I just want you to drink all the Beer in the fridge." -Best girlfriend ever...... |
06-12-2012, 03:07 PM | #976 |
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Facebook is all cool to look at dumb people fighting over stuff. That is, until you have to hear about 2nd hand epic fights via your wife. And then she gets pissed when you tune her out.
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06-12-2012, 03:13 PM | #977 |
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LOL! It is sucky enough to get in trouble when tuning out your SO when she's talking about her own friends fighting, but Facebook fights?
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06-12-2012, 03:21 PM | #978 |
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Mainly it's dumb relatives shitting on her mom, and/or my wofe's retarded psychotic sister starting drama.
I wish all these assholes would learn how to block. Drama right now seems to be centered over a family reunion next month. It's in Fort Niagara, which costs a gaping $8 a carload to enter(and I think $2 a person if you want to swim) And all the NY based welfare bums with 5+ kids have transportation dilemmas and/or baby daddy drama. Not to mention claims of "I can't afford to chip in $5 to help towards food so I'm not going" type shit. FIVE fucking dollars people, wtf. I think I'm just going to stay behind and work, I hate all these people. |
07-13-2012, 04:51 PM | #979 |
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Am I the only who hates the like this status because this person is a (hero, beautiful, brave, loves Jesus or whatever)?
People are fucking stupid.
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No, it's pretty fucking obnoxious. Along with the... 95% of people won't share this... I hate those too.
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07-13-2012, 05:43 PM | #981 |
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I have a pretty batshit insane guy I know who is a self-employed cameraman/DJ/photographer/graphic designer/whatever who has literally hundreds of pictures on FB of himself photoshopped with celebrities.
They're not terrible photoshops, but it's still pretty obvious. Makes me wonder if he really thinks people will fall for it and be impressed or if he's just screwing with people and seeing if anyone has the balls to call him out on it. The sheer volume makes me think the former, but who knows. Last edited by bhlloy : 07-13-2012 at 05:43 PM. |
07-13-2012, 10:12 PM | #982 |
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Call him on it and see what happens.
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09-12-2012, 01:02 AM | #983 |
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I could go the rest of my life without seeing the status update from bands complaining about how "ever since Facebook went public our fans see less than 20% of our posts blah blah blah".
I know they're musicians rather than social media mavens but is it really that fucking difficult to comprehend that: a) most posts by most pages have NEVER been seen by most followers, no matter whether FB was public or private. b) it isn't just your traffic that hits their wall, it's everybodies traffic that hits their wall ... more traffic = more shit that's never seen because it gets pushed down
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09-12-2012, 09:14 AM | #984 |
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Do they understand what 'facebook went public' even means, or am I missing something?
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09-12-2012, 10:09 AM | #985 |
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Jon, I think the issue is maybe being misunderstood. I believe Facebook made a change to the system for band/business/fan pages, so that literally only 20% of their followers are shown the status updates. My wife has a business page, and she said they recently altered that, so that liking a page doesn't guarantee you're going to see all the updates from that page. I don't think it had anything to do with going public, but I believe there was a radical change in the system for groups like musicians.
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10-05-2012, 10:00 PM | #986 |
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My little sister.
"Mitt Romney wants to get rid of Sesame Street?! WTH?! That seals the deal. Not voting for him. Ha!"
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Two recent politically slanted posts that really got me
A response to an original post about the PA voter ID law Quote:
Another that was a photo of an Exxon sign, showing prices of $1.84, $1.89 and $2.02. One of the comments Quote:
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10-06-2012, 08:44 PM | #988 |
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Maybe we should make it so the president's job is solely to set gas prices. It would make voting easier.
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10-06-2012, 09:13 PM | #989 |
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well, Poison was handed their first loss today... not to make any excuses.. but several of our girls weren't there... and the other team added a few "older" girls to the team for the day... So, if you have to cheat to win, it's not worth it...I would rather lose with dignity.
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some greatest hits over the years from a guy I knew in high school (who, thankfully, is the only dude who ever poked me on facebook)
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10-07-2012, 09:14 AM | #991 |
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what exactly is an iota?
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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/iota i·o·ta [ahy-oh-tuh] noun 1.a very small quantity; jot; whit. 2.the ninth letter of the greek alphabet (I, ι). 3.the vowel sound represented by this letter.
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(unintentional) comedy gold
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oh, and he just commented on Ryan's page
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I honestly don't know how you look at someone the same way after a post like that. I have some friends that I am seriously rethinking considering some of the stuff they post. It's a wicked double edged sword.
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10-12-2012, 10:42 AM | #997 |
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Those remind of the old Lazlo Toth letters. SO great.
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10-12-2012, 10:58 AM | #998 |
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Wow. That is amazing. I want to drink their Kool-Aid.
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10-12-2012, 11:07 AM | #999 | |
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it helps that he isn't a friend at all. was a casual friend in HS but that was basically it...other than a brief time in college when he tried to hang around with me and, true story, tried to move into our dorm room since no one would notice some mystery kid sleeping on our couch. yeah, he was a little weird back then too. I actually have a few batshit crazy people like this on FB, mostly religious nuts. Personally, I find it very entertaining.
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so, back story on this one is that her daughter has been paralyzed after some sort of random infection. the status update is not the pathetic post here...
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