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Old 11-04-2012, 08:51 AM   #10251
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My two and a half year old clearly didn't grasp daylight savings time
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:11 AM   #10252
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My parents celebrate their 52nd wedding anniversary today. Dang that's a long time.
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:21 AM   #10253
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And they had to put up with you for a lot of that so that's like bonus years

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Old 11-05-2012, 08:36 AM   #10254
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And they had to put up with you for a lot of that so that's like bonus years

Much like radio did to me, I'm pretty sure having me as a child ages people in dog years, so like 7:1.
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:48 AM   #10255
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I injured my right shoulder during sex. Have to control the grimaces, because I sure don't want to answer any questions at the office today ...
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Old 11-05-2012, 09:07 AM   #10256
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I injured my right shoulder during sex. Have to control the grimaces, because I sure don't want to answer any questions at the office today ...

Maybe try with a partner next time?
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Old 11-05-2012, 11:33 AM   #10257
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Maybe try with a partner next time?

See, I thought this comment would be trotted out eventually, but I didn't think it'd be first outta the gate.
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:03 PM   #10258
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If a defensive player is offsides then gets held, doesn't it seem unfair to call that offseting penalties?
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Old 11-05-2012, 05:44 PM   #10259
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Maybe try with a partner next time?

Well that didn't take long.

In other news, my staples were removed from my repaired incision today. Bigger news, the doctor said that I can shower again. The procedure to fix the incision was 11 days ago and I wasn't allowed to shower--even with a waterproof bandage--after. The doc was afraid of anything wet interfering with the healing, given that it had already opened a little (yay Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome and a known sensitivity to the material they used to do the original closure).

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Old 11-05-2012, 07:25 PM   #10260
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You would think with a decently handsome father and an attractive mother that the kids would be somewhat good looking, right?


Rumur Willis , you have proven that to be a falsehood
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Old 11-05-2012, 07:27 PM   #10261
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Old 11-05-2012, 07:29 PM   #10262
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All of them dont look very good. Scout is worse looking than Rumer.

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Old 11-05-2012, 07:44 PM   #10263
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I bet there's at least a few people in this country who are going to DVR the election results on TV and then get pissed off when someone spoils the outcome.
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Old 11-05-2012, 07:53 PM   #10264
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I thought Christian Slater was dead. Saw today that he's actually alive and the only thing that died was his career.
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:28 PM   #10265
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...and I just showered. Yay!

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Old 11-05-2012, 08:35 PM   #10266
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You would think with a decently handsome father and an attractive mother that the kids would be somewhat good looking, right?


Rumur Willis , you have proven that to be a falsehood

Bruce is not very handsome
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:44 PM   #10267
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...and I just showered. Yay!

On behalf of your co-workers, I'll say yay as well
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:49 PM   #10268
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On behalf of your co-workers, I'll say yay as well

I'm still on disability for another 2 weeks or so. My doc hasn't cleared me to return to work, still can't sit for long durations.

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Old 11-05-2012, 09:02 PM   #10269
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Bruce is not very handsome

Neither is Sonny Bono but that sure as hell doesn't explain Chaz.
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Old 11-05-2012, 10:26 PM   #10270
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...and I just showered. Yay!

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Old 11-05-2012, 10:34 PM   #10271
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Old 11-05-2012, 10:56 PM   #10272
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There goes 2 minutes of my life I'm never seeing again. Somewhere in the world, someone is just fistpumping the shit out of themselves while reading this. Read into that how you will.
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Old 11-05-2012, 11:12 PM   #10273
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Old 11-05-2012, 11:14 PM   #10274
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My roommate is going to be so very excited for this. He jumped the shark as a legitimate person when he started dvring reruns of Boy Meets World last year
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Old 11-05-2012, 11:17 PM   #10275
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My roommate is going to be so very excited for this. He jumped the shark as a legitimate person when he started dvring reruns of Boy Meets World last year
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Old 11-07-2012, 12:53 PM   #10276
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lol

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Old 11-07-2012, 02:17 PM   #10277
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Neither is Sonny Bono but that sure as hell doesn't explain Chaz.

I could swear there was about a one week window 20 something years ago where Chastity wasn't that bad. This was, of course, before she has a penis.
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Old 11-07-2012, 02:53 PM   #10278
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I bet there's at least a few people in this country who are going to DVR the election results on TV and then get pissed off when someone spoils the outcome.

Sounds like my cousin. I don't read her Facebook posts because this is the sort of nonsense they're always full of.
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Old 11-07-2012, 04:54 PM   #10279
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Is there like a Twitter guide for stupid people. I'm resisted, but I think I'm about ready to hop on the Twitter train. I don't really give a shit about using it to tweet, just the following.

I just don't know who to follow. Just... think about shit I like and... find related twitter..s... ?
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Old 11-07-2012, 05:50 PM   #10280
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I just don't know who to follow. Just... think about shit I like and... find related twitter..s... ?


Basically yes. Is there someone/something you have in mind that has you wanting to join up now? Once you follow a few people you'll start to get suggestions for more and you can easily build up a network of people to follow that talk about stuff you're interested in.

I use twitter primarily to follow e-sports. I added a couple of my favorite players and commentators and find new people to follow based on stuff that gets retweeted around and twitter recommendations, over time I've built up a much larger number of people that I follow to keep up with what I'm interested in.

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Old 11-07-2012, 06:08 PM   #10281
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Most of the best twitter accounts are parodies, such as Faux John Madden or Kim Kierkegaardashian.
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Old 11-07-2012, 06:35 PM   #10282
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Basically yes. Is there someone/something you have in mind that has you wanting to join up now? Once you follow a few people you'll start to get suggestions for more and you can easily build up a network of people to follow that talk about stuff you're interested in.

I use twitter primarily to follow e-sports. I added a couple of my favorite players and commentators and find new people to follow based on stuff that gets retweeted around and twitter recommendations, over time I've built up a much larger number of people that I follow to keep up with what I'm interested in.

It started last night because I had to work during the election coverage. I noticed on another forum somebody in the same boat asked for some people on twitter he could follow and I thought, " You know, that might not be a bad idea. " I can't really live on my phone at work, so it seemed like a nice way to get a quick look and feel for how it was going.

It was pretty nifty I thought.
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Old 11-07-2012, 06:59 PM   #10283
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I heard a kid outside, he couldn't have been older than 10, making fun of his friend and yelling, "Run Forrest Run!". OK, that's a dated reference even for adults, but that movie came out about 12 years before that kid was even born. What an iconic movie. I certainly wasn't quoting any movies from the late 60s when I was his age in the late 80s.
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Old 11-07-2012, 09:50 PM   #10284
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It irritates me when you send someone a gift and they don't have the grace to call and say that they received it and thank you for it. I have the tracking number that says the gifts made it to the house but haven't heard anything from the person in question.

Just rude. Not that I'm surprised by rudeness, given who the person is, but it's still annoying.

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Old 11-07-2012, 10:17 PM   #10285
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I heard a kid outside, he couldn't have been older than 10, making fun of his friend and yelling, "Run Forrest Run!". OK, that's a dated reference even for adults, but that movie came out about 12 years before that kid was even born. What an iconic movie. I certainly wasn't quoting any movies from the late 60s when I was his age in the late 80s.


FWIW, my 14.5 y/o uses that line occasionally, and his peer group all get it without explanation. That's a little older than your example, but along the same line I think.
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Old 11-07-2012, 10:28 PM   #10286
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Probably some of them know "go ahead - make my day" too. They might even know some quotes from movies that date back as far as, oh, 1939. Some lines just make it into the lexicon.
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Old 11-08-2012, 12:41 AM   #10287
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LeVar Burton is ruined for me as an actor now that I can see his eyes. He looks so unnatural.
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:56 AM   #10288
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:56 AM   #10289
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LeVar Burton is ruined for me as an actor now that I can see his eyes. He looks so unnatural.

Apparently you never saw Reading Rainbow!
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Old 11-08-2012, 11:27 AM   #10290
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You can make it snow on demand?
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Old 11-08-2012, 11:31 AM   #10291
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Old 11-08-2012, 11:32 AM   #10292
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:17 PM   #10293
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:19 PM   #10294
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I'm bored out of my freaking mind right now.

Yeah this board is dead...
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:20 PM   #10295
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I'm bored out of my freaking mind right now.

Pick up OOTP13 and be the Giants in our league.
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:23 PM   #10296
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Pick up OOTP13 and be the Giants in our league.

I tried OOTP multiplayer in the FOBL, and within months the attempt had crashed & burned. I have just enough attention span for MP leagues to cover my team in the FOFL...I don't think I can handle two leagues simultaneously.
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:23 PM   #10297
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:24 PM   #10298
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:24 PM   #10299
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I'm bored out of my freaking mind right now.

Ditto. Only so much NCIS I can watch. And stuff I can read. And games to play.

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Jack it.

I thought about it, but I'm holding out for some nookie tonight.
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